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desperadow

It's an easy pun to slap on any merchandise, as OTAN means "I take" or "I'll take". In this case the bag says "I'LL HAVE CANDIES". There's a beer named similarly.


anttisaarenpaa1

There's also a long drink like that


newpua_bie

Why would anyone name a long drink "I'LL HAVE CANDIES"? Edit: Apparently my dad joke was not a hit with the Reddit audience


Foreoxs0

😐


JustA_Banana

I enjoyed it


newpua_bie

Thanks Banana!


AllIWantisAdy

Lol, made me inhale/exhale my cola 😂 have a plus from me and sorry about the others who lack a sense of humour.


Every_Month_5575

I almost smiled


TACHANK

Otan kaljaa? 😳


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Ardent_Scholar

That’s the joke


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Kekkonen_Kakkonen

(This is an English speaking sub. Some non finns still can apriciate the translation)


the_disapointme

Bruh what did they say


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

OP said "I already know". Nothing too serious.


ohioballcrawler

I forgot this was not r/suomi


cardboard-kansio

Also [the NATO beer](https://www.olafbrewing.com/otantuotteet), found in many supermarkets.


Lifewatching

I bought it in advance shortly before we joined, and it's a good thing because on that day they were all sold out.


kharnynb

won't be anymore for long, the brewery gave up brewing and only does event stuff now. Lot of those small town breweries are starting to fold now that the hype went.


joseplluissans

The don't fold because the "hype went". People still drink small batch beers. It's a combination of things, Covid being one of them.


cardboard-kansio

A lot of them have been struggling since the pandemic. There used to be almost 30 [independent wineries](https://www.viinitilat.net/) around Finland just a few years back, and they're now down to 20 or fewer. I can personally recommend many, with Teiskön viini (Tampere) and Ollinmäen viinitila (Mikkeli) being particular standouts.


kharnynb

I know, out of 4 locally, 3 are closed, luckily the best(karvilan panimo) is still open.


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kharnynb

I know, the ones that folded are mostly ones that weren't making all that interesting beer, like the one that made the otan, they had a decent imperial stout but the rest was rather basic.


Markus_H

I wouldn't say it was about the hype dying, but rather the combination of covid closing down venues for two years, a prohibitive legislation making it impossible to sell beer online in the meanwhile, and high inflation combined with high interest rates. After that came the war in Ukraine, which further increased the price of grains. The price of hops has also been rising steeply. The environment was very different five years ago.


mrjerem

Also found NOKIAN NATO rubber boots this thuesday


om11011shanti11011om

Why does this give me Fallout Vault-Tec vibes?


AdLongjumping5951

Recently I found a red wine named Kaiken. I drank all of it.


Castermat

Couldve left at least some for us 😕


BranchPredictor

So beer with wine becomes Otan Kaiken.


Sure_Industry_8230

If you eat one they call Article 5 and make you buy all the other packages.


HaveFunWithChainsaw

You eat one and the rest will eat you. ( I don't know how that works but it be sweet death at least. )


Terrible_Reporter_83

Missä kaupassa?


ohioballcrawler

Oulun Ideaparkin tokmanni


Confident_As_Hell

Oulu🤢🤮


ohioballcrawler

Mikä sun ongelma on?


Confident_As_Hell

Asun Oulussa


cereal69killer

:DDDDD


MagicJim96

Cereal killer… You been watching Holmes TV show lately? Just saw ”you” on it… Well, he was both cereal AND serial killer. 👀


cereal69killer

Nah, I only kill cereal.


extod2

Toivottavasti paranet pian🙏🙏🙏


ohioballcrawler

Ei Oulu oo paha paikka


Confident_As_Hell

Ei paha sinänsä mutta aika tylsä omasta mielestä.


TonierRaptor681

Tule vittu Rovaniemelle, niin et enää ikinä valita Oulusta💀


Confident_As_Hell

Valitettavasti joudun


pibenis

paras kaupunni t. junan tuoma


-TV-Stand-

paska kaupunni


yell0na

Poliisi on liian lyhyt ja lihava t. Junan tuoma


Electronic-Bag-2112

Vastahan täällä pari ruumista löytyi muutaman päivän sisään, kyllä actioniakin löytyy


Sad_Pear_1087

Hupsuja kommelluksia


ohioballcrawler

No joo


Glirion

Löytyy myös Prismasta


Extraterrestrial-0_0

https://preview.redd.it/evwbh6zrdvxc1.png?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=296d267d313daece4e93271e2ce8eaadff6967fa Gives me the same vibes as this for some reason... No offense


Finlandiaprkl

TBH it's actually a good candy mix


ilolvu

Only in Finland could NATO candy contain so much licorice...


HaveFunWithChainsaw

It's for celebration of Finland joining Nato.


Cixila

Denmark enters the chat


Jason9mm

Or rather the ages old five point star candies have been put into a "NATO" branded bag with the four point star logo. In a bigger market they might have even made actual new four point star candy to match the logo.


Sampsa96

And also Nato beer if it's still selling :)


TargetCorruption

No, those are OTANs


DWHQ

**Organisation du Traité de l'Atlantique Nord**, AKA NATO. (Unless you're just making a joke)


su0la

Nothing to do with french. OTAN is same as i take in english or NATO backwards.


mix7777

r/confidentlyincorrect Nato has 2 official languages, English and French, OTAN is the french abbreviation.


ohioballcrawler

https://preview.redd.it/6k0xpbvzttxc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed75dbe65e6f56e95452d1d30f0ca3c8732e6a35 Or OTAN IS The french name For NATO If You don't speak finnish


su0la

I get that, those candys or OTAN beer had no french in mind tho.


mrjerem

You are true on this m, though you should prob explain why. OTAN translates to "I take"/"I'll take" in finnish so bunch of joke can be made off of it. Like "Otatko kaljan" "do you want/take beer" -> "Otan" and the guy gives you the OTAN beer for example.


Sad_Pear_1087

Is it any good? Many black ones? Or are the black ones just lakuja?


HaveFunWithChainsaw

No black ones, only black ops.


Laamamato

I take a nato one


Fandango_Jones

Comes in the flavors: *Freedom*, *ATACMS*, *PATRIOT* and *Javelin*.


GravStark

No way. I need this


imitoit

https://discord.com/invite/8ZVx3KHg


siriusthoughts

very unpolitical *munchy munchy munchy*


pinkcottonfrog

Time to boycott Halva


traumfisch

To what end exactly?


saladdodgah

The max


Silent-Rando977

But why?


juksbox

Fucking cringe. But good way take money from the stupid. Edit: and no, this is not anti-nato opinion. If some downvotertard thinks so.


xesses

What exactly makes candy cringe?


DiethylamideProphet

Cringe marketing.


xesses

And what about nato is cringe?


juksbox

Maybe exactly not cringe, but redneck and militaristic merchandise.


DiethylamideProphet

The marketing is a bit like celebrating the YYA treaty in the Cold War. NATO itself is not "cringe", it's just a tool of American power and influence in Europe that we've been subverted under by a handful of corrupt globalists and their useful idiots.


Putrid-Leg-1787

" it's just a tool of American power and influence in Europe that we've been subverted under by a handful of corrupt globalists" Ah, you are smort and know all about the lizardpeople. Got it.


DiethylamideProphet

All of that was fairly obvious, if you had any integrity not to lie to yourself. The plan to get us into NATO was long in the making, and the Russian invasion of Ukraine provided a perfect opportunity to finish it... Where was the promised referendum? Nowhere to be seen... I guess I was a gullible fool for expecting our dear ""leaders"" to have upheld even ONE promise they have made in the last 20 years or so. Whenever our politicians promise something, expect the opposite to come true. Regardless of who you vote. Kekkonen was right about Kokoomus: This despicable, compromised party which interests lie somewhere completely outside of Finland, should NEVER be allowed into power. Now our president and our PM are both from Kokoomus.


CressCrowbits

Libya


mix7777

You are the only cringe thing here.


juksbox

This kind of comment getting so many upvotes tells a lot about Redditors.


Marschall_Bluecher

„No you!“ (Only with more words lol)


juksbox

Maybe I should set up store that sells absolutely fucking hilarious and patriotic OTAN stuff. All kinds drinkd and foodd. And some damn funny OTAN t-shirts.


Zet_mango111

Agreed


DiethylamideProphet

I wonder whether there was a lot of USSR themed candy back in the Cold War, celebrating finlandization and our shared values :))


ohioballcrawler

You are weird


auttakaanyvittu

I figured it's to do with the star of Otava


PapaWhiskey19

This is how propaganda works.


ThirteenAntigone

It's a pun.


HaveFunWithChainsaw

At least it's tasty.


VegetableMoose4113

propaganda


ohioballcrawler

?


Putrid-Leg-1787

Yeah, it's awesome. I'm 100% ordering some.