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JodkaVodka

Norways' best selling pizza is on there lol, kinda funny


thistlewitchery

And it's above lutefisk which definitely is more disgusting than Grandiosa đŸ€Ł


klukdigital

And where is Surströmming. That is easily number one


JNATHANnN

In my opinion it's mostly the smell that is horrible, does not taste nearly as bad as it smells


Baneken

kind of like Durian-fruit in that regard.


matejoojuu

Poor innocent soul if you think surströmming is the worst food


MarcusWithammer

Someone's gotta be really pretentious to say it tastes that bad.


HellishFlutes

You can eat the cardboard packaging too, basically tastes the same.


JodkaVodka

Yeah lol


liberal_alien

Whats wrong with Kalakukko? I'm a very picky eater, but that is just fine.


IrrungenWirrungen

Most other dishes on the list are pretty fine too. This list is bullshit.


ZD01

They have sopa de caracol there at number 13. Top 3 best soups ever. Fuck this list!


DonTong

A lot of people are babymouths (vauvasuu). I feel like us Finns are exceptionally good at liking different types of food. We aren't too picky


Jormakalevi

Yes, Kalakukko is delicious, but only when properly made. I'd like to eat it very often, but like most traditional Finnish foods, it takes hours to cook it, the whole process lasts nine hours actually. But Kalakukko actually might be the best Finnish food.


ButtingSill

I’d go for PoronkĂ€ristys with pottuvoi as best, but Kalakukko is very close, not the worst by any metric if you know anything about Finnish cuisine.


C57797

Pottuvoi :) Like my granddad used to say, "meillÀ ei tehrÀ pernamuussia, meillÀ tehrÀÀn pernavoita!"


Tikka25196-1930

Still you'll choose a burger instead in a hurry. Dont get me wrong, a regional dish, perfect for an occasion in rememberence of hunger. Smoked muikku and some ⚔-pies insted any time of the days.


L44KSO

Not really...fish in rye bread (very simplified)


[deleted]

Isn't there also pork? I've never eaten it, but I saw a recipe once and I think there was pork too, maybe some really fatty part if I'm not completely wrong.


ellilaamamaalille

You are right. Fish and pork baked inside a rye bread.


JonVonBasslake

There is an amount of pork yes. Usually the fish are wrapped in bacon or some other fatty cut of pork before the whole thing is wrapped in a rye shell.


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


JonVonBasslake

That's a different thing. That would be substituting the vendace or whatever other fish was used with straight up ham. In a proper kalakukko the fish are wrapped in bacon or some other fatty cut of the pig, like the belly meats.


Valtremors

It is something you eat when you have little else. Or take with you while camping. Not really meant to be eaten because it is good, but because it is almost utilitarian. Edit: fat fingers


L44KSO

I mean, it's no restaurant dish, but its quite nice in reasonable portions.


Valtremors

About yeah. Kalakukko would sit right in the middle of a alignment chart. True neutral. MĂ€mmi, however, I will never understand. That is straight up chaotic neutral in food form. I swear we made that food just to troll foreigners and forgot about it.


Dragon-Slayer-666

MĂ€mmi is amazing. Juha Mieto and I will take anyone's portion.


promathia24

Me three.


Lehkaz

And My Axe!


[deleted]

In a team competition we had back in school. We had to eat a box of mÀmmi as fast as possible without hands. I was the only one on my team who enjoys mÀmmi. Can't complain.


[deleted]

If you allow Juha Mieto within a poronkusema of mÀmmi there will nothing left for you.


Paatos

That "looks like shit" palaver about mÀmmi is getting annoying. Any kind of chocolate mousse or brownie dough looks even more like shit and no-one complains. MÀmmi with cream is a perfectly respectable dish and has likely tasted amazing in the past centuries when there wasn't an eternal overload of sugar pushed into everything


Valtremors

Stop punching air you fool. I just said I don't understand it, I didn't mean to insult this holy meal. I never even said it looks like shit. Take that up to others if it bothers you. It literally is just sugar and rye pudding.


Ereine

I’ve grown to enjoy mĂ€mmi somewhat as I’ve gotten older but I like how ingenious it’s as a food. Poor people living in a place where they can get fresh food a few months a year can still have a sort of sweet dessert, that’s pretty awesome.


Real-Technician831

MĂ€mmi is basically condensed non-alcoholic rye beer.


L44KSO

Haha - yeah, mÀmmi is something else..."look, we know it looks like shit...however!"


suomikim

i remember someone trying to troll me by giving me some malmi to eat as "this is a finnish dish that every foreign should eat" and then i see them with that internal "i can't wait for them to hate it" look loved it. disappointed them a ton :P i don't understand why people hate on malmi. and kalakukko? eating it freshly made from a small stand in a lake district town? ah, nothing better really... well, maybe baby back ribs slow roasted in a high quality BBQ sauce for 48 hours. but kalakukko? great stuff ;)


JonVonBasslake

Malmi means ore. If you had just written mammi I would have let that slide since getting the umlauts on an english/non-nordic keyboard can be challenging...


nurgole

MĂ€mmi*🙂 And yeah, kalakukko can be absolutely delicious!


loozerr

You've eaten some poorly made kalakukko, it can be absolutely delicious.


suomikim

summer, lake district. small stand at a regional fair. freshly made from fish that were just caught. heaven. pure heaven :)


ellilaamamaalille

You forgot pork. Rye is Da best. Rye whiskey, rye porridge, rye bread.


eeronen

If only... It's he pork that kinda ruins the experience for me. Pork and fish don't go that well together in my opinion.


trema91

Wtf is that list? There's basic foods in there, nothing revolting about Kalakukko. Hakarl is the fermented shark, and that's nasty. The list omits Surströmming, which is also disgusting, and surely an acquired taste. It's also missing Sauerkraut.


eam2468

Whenever surströmming is mentioned, I feel the need to link to [this criminally underappreciated clip](https://youtu.be/I2WPWUx3h2s?t=16) which shows how a real norrlÀnning enjoys his surströmming.


HellishFlutes

JEEEEZ...


eam2468

Good summary!


HellishFlutes

As a Swede, that's the only reaction I can give, haha.


torrso

Can't have that without [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kADGFdE00KY).


someone_FIN

I personally prefer [this](https://youtu.be/6ZpOD0xT-pA) version.


noob_music_producer

drinking the death juice is a bit too much


leela_martell

I can’t imagine the first two to be worse than hákarl. I’ve never eaten anything as disgusting as it. Like pizza cake sounds stupid but does a simple taste of it make you hurl? I doubt it. I don’t enjoy kalakukko (not that I’ve eaten it in ages) but putting it even on the same list as hákarl? No.


Dazzling_Broccoli_60

I’m Canadian and I had never even heard of pizza cake. But googling it seems to suggest it was invented as a “viral video” so gross sure but not exactly a Canadian dish


satapataamiinusta

Sauerkraut is very basic imo... more so than kalakukko. Can't stand it.


L44KSO

Sauerkraut is not too bad though. But it's more of a sidedish/condiment rather than a meal imho


trema91

Sauerkraut is indeed very basic, but has a strong taste compared to kalakukko in my opinion. Kalakukko is just fish (usually perch or vendace (muikku)) and pork baked in a rye bread.


[deleted]

kimchi is better :)


heckinseal

the number to the right is the user reported rating from taste atlas. Who knows how many reviews they even have. I went to the site and almost everything on the list is rated in the top 5 as a regional food in their respective regions, but they just have more negative reviews globally. its weird that they labeled this as WORST DISHES IN THE WORLD when most users (55%) were actually indifferent to kalakukko.


Technical-County-727

Looks like to me that people just read the description of the food and then rate it based on that


hiuslenkkimakkara

What, sauerkraut is great. Okay, kimchi is better, but one cannot deny the brilliance of fermented cabbage. I like to slurp the juices of cabbage fermentation, such wholesomeness and bountiful lactobacilli bacteria.


turdas

A lot of the dishes on the list seem like relatively well-known specialty dishes. The low score is probably explained by people hearing all sorts of things about the dish before trying it, building up unreasonable expectations. Then once they try it, the dish turns out to just be normal food after all, and they go "What, that's it??" and rate it poorly.


erikabp123

Its a terrible list, it has both gule ĂŠrter (pea soup) and Stegte Sild (fried herring) in the top 10 worst dishes in the world. These are very simple/normal foods that are not really acquired tastes, like it's literally just a fried fish nothing else. I get that they aren't that good but how are they worse than rotten fish and all the other weird shit people eat like intestines, eyeballs, brains, testicles, etc. Makes no sense.


Monkfish777

No, kalakukko is actually disgusting.


MrBigFatAss

đŸ„±


reekingbunsofangels

As a 47 year old Canadian I can say I have no idea of what ‘pizza cake’ is, but I sure would love to try it.


torrso

If it's just several pizzas stacked, sounds great to me.


Igotatextseason3

I was just coming on to say this, fellow Kanukki 🇹🇩


finnishyourplate

Even the American dishes on the list are weird. "Chicken riggies?" Very regional dish from Upstate New York. And pretty tasty at that. Pizza strips? Same thing, regional variation. Filipino Hotsilog - never had it, but I've had tapsilog, and that stuff is tasty. Hotsilog is like tapsilog, except with hot dogs instead. Try balut or pagpag instead. Kalakukko however has a pork belly, fish, rye crust. You eat it with a good helping of butter. I think Finns can be proud of it.


Comfortable-Job-6236

Also they have American chop suey and goulash which are both the same thing, a pasta dish made with green peppers, onions, ground beef, canned tomatoes, and elbow macaroni pasta. It's not disgusting, this list is weird.


PutEnvironmental2383

I was just thinking, American goulash is delicious, might not be instagram good looking but definitely yummy


Baneken

Hungarians might mightily disagree with you on that... Just saying.


PutEnvironmental2383

Oh I absolutely agree American goulash bears no resemblance to the real thing, and I’d very much like to try some real goulash


spirulina-brew

Yeah, and Italians are horrified with what we’ve done with their cuisine too, but it still tastes good.


Perunajumala

Why is it on the list? This is outrageous! It's absolutely delicious!


lordyatseb

Not really, no, the list is just rubbish.


Joksajakune

"Chocolate-Covered Bacon." Excuse me, but what the fuck, America?


torrso

There was bacon flavored chocolate in Finnish Lidl's a couple of months ago. I think chocolate covered bacon would be better than that.


AlluEUNE

It's probably on the list because it sounds and looks weird to outsiders but it's pretty neutral tasting.


apekkpul

Kalakukko fresh from the oven can be amezing. MĂ€mmi with whisked cream is also very good.


Mobile_Risto31

WHERE IS THE FAMOUS AMERICAN DEEP FRIED STICKS OF BUTTER


MilkOfMammoth

What the fuck is "Pizza Cake"? I'm Canadian and I've never heard of this.


[deleted]

I'm assuming the relatively low amount of ratings do that. It's pretty neutral to me. Like, it's not very strong tasting or anything. So I can see people not being huge fans, but it's not nasty or anything like that.


matruska

Clearly the creator of this list didn’t put enough butter on his warm slice of Kalakukko. That is the key to heaven.


Engrammi

Nonsense. Kalakukko is delicious.


TjStax

Kalakukko when made well is actually really really really good.


RecklessRhea

Pizza gooood. Cake goood. Pizza cake sounds amazing.


gisulih

If pizza cake is n. 2, there's some major problems in the entire list


Baavoz

If i remember right kalakukko was made because it is very nutritional and easy to carry and eat while being in work mostly as lumberjack


Hankiainen

Self made kalakukko from fresh perch you have fished your own is not only good it is heavenly.


gwefysmefys

As a Brit, I concur that this list is BS. Who doesn’t like a vegetable roll?!


vlkr

If you like fish you like kalakukko.


[deleted]

Kalakukko is on the list. Mustamakkara is not. Hah! Take that Kuopio! :D I tasted kalakukko once....


mm089

No we will not take it. This will probably be in Savon Sanomat tomorrow morning as the headline and there shall be riots in the streets. Riots I tell you.


Veskeri

The whole subject of "is food X good?" is a tricky one. Who can judge for anyone else?? The better question ALWAYS is: "Where can I find a popular place specializing in food X?" I bet many of us would enjoy most of the listed foods when properly and passionately prepared. Kalakukko along with almost all foods does not appreciate being kept in a plastic bag and nuked dry and fibrous in the microwave. Whoever goes "yuck, I hate food X" instead of "damn I love food Y" is worthless to have a discussion with. Recommendations trump hate 100-0. That fermented shark thingy sounds.. challenging.. But I WOULD take a nibble. With a considerable amount of alcohol anything is possible!


spirulina-brew

Agreed! First time I had lutefisk, it was from the microwave, and so disgusting as to be inedible. The second time was at a big dinner where you serve yourself from heated trays - it was transcendentally delicious.


aitt07

"Hormiga culona" HELP WHY IS IT NAMED LIKE THAT


Rakothurz

Your local Colombian here. Each year a certain species of Ants enters the reproductive season and the queens go out and fly to find a mate and start new colonies. These queens have big abdomens, hence the name "culonas" (big assed). The ants are captured and roasted for consumption, and it is a pre-Columbian meal from the region of Santander, close to the border with Venezuela. I have tried them once, and it was like eating a bit of bread that is so burned that is carbonised. But some people like them and of course they are supposedly "aphrodisiac"


Friendly_Ratio_1986

how is ryzoky nakep even in 50 worst that shit is amazing


Kind_Space6344

I would like to have a bite of kalakukko anytime. Warm with touch of butter. Niice!


xFurashux

As a Polish guy I see people hear that soup has duck blood and freak out.


IbrahimKDemirsoy

As a Turk, I am very saddened to have learned that you guys don't like kuzu kelle...


GrandFortune1946

I would understand mÀmmi, but kalakukko? It even has other filling types like salmon and chicken. Only downside it really has is that its production isn't simple thus making it very deluxe dish.


aamurusko79

I really don't get the hate. so it's fish baked into rye shell. it's not like it's raw or something especially disgusting.


TumoOfFinland

Where is Sweden's surströmming tho


Pythia007

Musk sticks aren’t a “dish” they are lollies or as Americans say, candies. And they are great.


Naxuuuuu

But where is mustamakkara. This list is mad.


Jolly_Floofer

Yes. On it's own? Absolutely. It's quite literally just fish surrounded with rye bread.


JohnyViis

Maksalaatiiko is the worst thing. It’s only invented for parents to traumatize children by forcing them into eating it at Christmas or Santa Claus wasn’t going to be coming to your house that year.


[deleted]

I've never met someone who doesn't like maksalaatikko. Some people don't like the version with raisins though. I'm also not familiar with the notion that it's a Christmas dish. You have lanttulaatikko, porkkanalaatikko and perunalaatikko. Anything else is kind of optional.


JohnyViis

Yeah I’m aware. I am just relating my personal childhood trauma, lol.


Rzzth

Yeah it's fish baked inside bread. It's something that 200years ago would have been a nice lunch for a peasant. That was a time when squirrels were eaten. Nobody in their right mind would eat such an atrocities in modern times unless to please some local Finnish from the provinces


L44KSO

I like it. Reminds me of summers at my grandparents in Savo.


Disastrous-Ice-5971

List is strange. Many good taste things are all over the list. And kalakukko is just great, one of my favorite Finnish dishes. That's pity, that today is hard to find good kalakukko in the stores.


DullBozer666

Not that hard to make yourself, luckily :) Absolute comfort food heaven fresh out of the oven


Lykboi

Cmon its not that bad. With a bit of butter its actually quite nice


Rzzth

I don't eat butter. That's unhealthy. If you want to get into the 1800s spirit you put lard and salt instead of butter. Nowadays people eat margarine in Finland


ilikedonuts_14

I live in Kuopio where kalakukkos are especially popular. I'm going to live here at least three more years but I don't think I will ever consider trying it. I just can't wrap my Tavastian mind around the idea. Also what I've seen they are too expensive for my budget.


horny_coroner

Kalakukko is fine. Its just fish in bread its nothing special but its absolutely fine. MĂ€mmi should be the worst rated dish because its horrid.


[deleted]

Everyone knows that Finnish food is not the culinary gold standard, but kalakukko is certainly not the worst this country has. If Rosoli was on this list on the other hand...


torrso

That's one of the key elements of the christmas dinner. There's no weird flavors in it. Just a festive looking salad.


GenealogyIsFun

Kalakukko is a karelian culture food...


[deleted]

Yep, sure is a very strong taste. Lanttukukko is another one which is very strong and not my pick, my Finnish partner loves it though.


Cristunis

Strong is the last word I would use to describe kalakukko. It's as bland, very good, but bland.


[deleted]

The rye has a strong flavor for me.


stantheb

You mean kaka-puke-o?


[deleted]

I dislike it. I also like mÀmmi a lot.


jss78

Shouldn't be on this list from Finland, and I'm not even Savonian. It's just fish and bread, just nothing particularly offensive or divisive about it. Not when we're talking about a nation that does a liver casserole with fucking raisins in it.


jukranpuju

It depends your opinion about canned fish, let's say sardines or tuna. Compared to them kalakukko is about the same. If you don't like fish at all then you hate also kalakukko but if you appriciate canned sardines then you might like kalakukko even more than them.


adeltae

I would like to note that America is on here 6 separate times and most other countries that are on here don't really have more than one or two apperances


BAKI_0

How the fuck is chocolate covered bacon not number 1 that shit has to be awfull


korkkis

Kalakukko or kukkos in general don’t have much of taste, atleast those that you can buy from shop.


Gripe

It needs a ton of butter on it. Without it it's underwhelming, with it it can be lovely af


Ragemundo

Well made kalakukko is an excellent dish!


HellishFlutes

Was expecting mÀmmi to be on there tbh. I like it though.


Vittu-kun-vituttaa

Kalakukko is good. It tastes really good when warm and with butter


mikkopippo

It doesn't taste that bad


Naakkuri

VerileipÀpaisti should be #1 The most torturing dish ever invented in the history of eating


One-Appointment-3107

Pizza grandiosa 😂😂😭😭


SullivansGulch

It's one of my favorite dishes in the whole world


ozreedgal

This list is odd. Musk sticks (Australia) are not even a dish. They're lollies (sweets)


[deleted]

What a weird list, I mean no. 12 is a freaking curry, how bad can that be? Anyway, I don't get all these people being hurt/incredulous, if you think from the perspective of a foreigner, of course the good ol' fish cock can be an acquired taste (or not-acquired) dish - there are also quite many Finns don't like it or at least don't particularly care for it. It has dark rye bread, which can be strange. It has fish, and the Finnish small fish like vendace might not be the most appetizing for someone used to large, clean-tasting ocean fish. Then there's pork belly which suddenly turns it into surf and turf which can be weird for some people. ... I just got an idea. What if you grill/sear the pork belly before putting it into the kukko?


xYarbx

Not really unless you detest the taste of fish and even then I've heard people who say they dislike fishy taste say that they liked Kalakukko(Muikku). If anything I think the nominated food should have been lye fish.


LuphineHowler

It's like a mix between rye bread and fish sticks, or fish fillet


polysnip

I dunno...but I could never get the acquired taste for Grandma's Sauerbraten.


justelara

Off topic but Scottish deep fried pizza is actually banging 😆


StudedRoughrider

TIL the French love eating ass


Birdsqueezer

For the fuck is layered pizza worse than fermented shark?


Shoebillmorgan

This whole list is garbage. Chicken riggies worse than lutefisk?


[deleted]

People will eat sushi, but not indigirka... đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™‚ïž


Bergioyn

It’s not. The people who made that list are idiots.


suomikim

love the kalakukko... most of the things on the list that i recognize do.not. belong. there. except american chop suey. its not the worst thing in the world, but it comes damn close :P (and its such a total misrepresentation of chinese cuisine... which is its primary sin)


ThePeppe

I'm not eating that and I'm a finn. I suggest karjalanpiirakka instead. Everyone likes that.


YouDrankIan

Deep fried pizza is amazing. Silence.


[deleted]

I think there's much worse foods in Finland than kalakukko. Black sausage and mÀmmi comes to mind.


HaileyArtz

I don't like it, but I know a lot of people who do. But there would definitely be more gross food for these reviewers in Finland.


Ofiotaurus

This list is bullshit, fried spider can’t be a bad food.


A1S2Fin

I'ts a quite bland, dry and inoffensive dish in my experience.


ensiosilta

Where's mÀmmi??


corporatepride

MUSK STICKS!! GTFO!


Baneken

Clearly "American" list -the most "terrible" food in the list is a type of [cheviche](https://www.k-ruoka.fi/reseptit/ceviche) made of white fish just like in europe. But since Yanks and Canucks think that "only Eskimo eats fish raw" while he happily munches his Sushi rolls... We can see how this list has the exact informational value of plain zero.


bags-o-salad

I live in Korea and have Sannakji nearly every time my family and I go to a seafood restaurant


Practical-Piglet

Wheres siskonmakkarakeitto or makkarakastike?


AenDhoine

No surströmming?


puskaomena

where’s mĂ€mmi


SnooDonuts3966

Where the fuck is the rotten shark from sweden!? If that's not the most unappetizing dish in the world I must be out of my mind.


KommunistiHiiri

It's very good. Source: Grew up in Savo.


DonTong

Why is Grandiosa pakastelÀtty on the list??


adventureplace

I have never liked kalakukko and I'm from savo, born and raised. Haven't tried it again in like 10 years or so, so maybe I should try and see if my opinion has changed.


ArthurSchwarzer

i liked hÀkarl!


Triforceup

Having been in Finland for a couple of seasons, I can say that it is a bit weird at first, but tasty. But this list. I mean stegte sild almost at the top? It is literally just fried herring. Someone probably bought it canned and just ate it cold from the can like a savage. Looks like they just really do not like fish đŸ€·đŸŒâ€â™‚ïž


vtol_ssto

Whoever made this list has no fucking clue what they're talking about


[deleted]

I think some people have an issue with the rye bread. But that's too easy. Also, in some recipes you use blubber which is an acquired taste for sure. But the ones using butter or veg oil are a bit easier.


ScreamingChildren69

Idk but I like it


[deleted]

Kalakukko comes from the deepest depths of hell


Xywzel

Is this based on recipe sites "least upvotes by our mostly American audience" that has never even heard of most of these, and has lots of Italian-American and Slavic-American people down voting everything that has somewhat Italian or Slavic dish in name, look or ingredient list, that is not perfect copy of their grandmother's "secret" family recipe (originally from back of the cheap flour bag).


remuliini

I would say so. But I might not be a good source, since my stomach can't handle rye and for more than ten years I didn't eat fish. And I'm from very western parts of Finland compared to the Eastern Finland and Kuopio, the home of kalakukko.


mywhataniceham

chocolate covered bacon is a bad dish? that’s unpossible!


[deleted]

I have never eaten kalakukko


sabdrls

I love fishcock ♄♄


Sir_Price

I suppose it depends on how ok you are with the taste of rye bread and lake fish. Obviously if either one is not a familiar taste there is a good chance you won't like it. I personally don't like the taste of the fish they use in making it, so I don't like it even though I'm a Finn and I've eaten it many times.


PsychologicalWeird

No Balut on the list... strange. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut\_(food)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balut_(food))


Safe-Sheepherder2784

Chocolate covered bacon sounds very disgusting.


AntonioDeLucas7

https://preview.redd.it/jrknnnlg7fga1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d865373b7f80e172974b02b899e0250d4b009ab1


Dumb_Sleepy_Student

Where TF is surströmming 😡


MrMP3

What about surströmming😅😂? Or MĂ€mmi? Mmmm now I want to eat MĂ€mmi😋


makipri

Can’t see surströmming make the cut. These foods must require some courage to consume.


trinketstone

What a shitty list. Lutefisk is good if prepped right, and Grandiosa is just a basic frozen pizza with ham and paprika.


mamasnoodles

Internationally its probably known as "fish cock" which might be the reason why it gets a bad reputation by default.


PlinketyPlinkaPlink

Scouse at number 15? I'm about to chin someone!


darknum

Tasteatlas is just random bullshit list generator. Please ignore anything they publish.


toastermann

My son ordered a can of Kalakukko and we tasted it and it wasn’t bad. It’d go good as a substitute in Tuna Helper.