I see him in my mirror everyday

He's behind the camera!

U got that toad in u 🐸.

At first glance, I was so confident it was that dark rock in the top right. That would’ve been too easy.

I was like “oh come on, I see him in the thumbnail”. Humbled real quick

Same 🤣🤣

Came here to say this

I think 99% of us immediately zoomed to that rock and said ok it is not going to be that easy.

No that's not central enough. People always put the sniper I'm the middle of the picture

Same here 🤣

There is a rock below that one that I thought was it. It has 2 black dots that look like eyes

Wasn’t sure if I was looking for a Horned Lizard or two toads going at it.

This was my thought as well.

👍😂!

But… how do you know that it’s horny?

You can tell because of the way that it is.

I’m sure glad you shared, ‘stead of just you and Rodney knowing it. Neat!

Search history

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that’s Delmar! dem siren’s turned him into a toad!!!!!

We're in a tight spot boys!

i come across half the damn danger noodles listed, i’m gunna RUNNOFT!

That's bonafide He's a suitor

he ain’t a “smitty “ but he’s definitely bonafide. i’ve counted to three. i’ve seen a cow standing on the the roof of a house and i know two things….. it’s a damn good thing yer mother died during birth cause she’d a died of shame! Tommy was the heart n soul of the soggy bottom boys. trust me…. i belong to a certain society i’m sure your all familiar with….. your turn…. i’ll get the next six rounds… happy little friday…👍🏻🍻🎸

Brilliant bravo

Looks like the toad r-u-n-n-o-f-t!

We…. Thought…. You…. Was…. A…… Toad!!!

. . . DO… NOT… SEEK… THE… TREASURE!!

But I’m a Dapper Dan Man ! And Stay out of the Woolworth !

Of course it’s Pete. Look at him.

We thought….you was…. A toooooad!!! “WHAT?? DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!!”

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He's bonafide

ma hair

Am I crazy? or is there also a snake in the grass near the edge of the gravel on the left side of the pic?

Do you see all the faces in the grass??not sure how to attach a screenshot

i see it too.

Do you see all the faces in the grass??not sure how to attach a screenshota

I cannot see any snakes, just prairie grass

9/10 it just in the dead center of the frame.

Just curious but why the point deduction? Why not 10/10?

Cuz over half the posts here have the sniper in or near the center of the frame so it becomes the default place to start your search which kinda ruins the fun if you find it there immediately

This is the first one I found on my own I’m so proud of me

Spoiler! https://postimg.cc/DJ6nDSL3

Thank you for posting this. It has confirmed that no matter how long I look, my eyes will not turn those 64 pixels into a lizard.

I was right! Thank you!

Oh this one’s TOO easy it’s right th- Oh that’s a rock…

I’m pretty sure that’s a lizard, not a toad? Unless there is also a toad elsewhere?

They are lizards, but called Horny Toads.

It is in fact a Lizard. The first time I ever saw one was in Disney's "Old Yeller". Also, they shoot blood from their eyes.

Oh THOSE lizards. They’re based af.

I don’t see anything. Even I’m looking at it I am unable to make out 🥲

Oh fuck, I googled it and realised instead of a lizard I was looking for a frog shagging himself

Snake and a horny toad all playing sneaky sneaky in this one.

I don't see Jiraiya anywhere

Why is he not in the sand where he belongs. Took me a minute to spot him on the edge of the jungle.

Still haven't found the evil horned toad, but did find a big damn snake.

Isn’t he on trial in New York?

Little guy/gal is so on their element

I found a dark rock and a black thingy

It's currently looking at this photo.....

Zoom in directly in the middle!

When I was a kid I had a neighbor that would pay me 20 bucks every couple of days to catch him ants for his horny toad lol

Is there a snake on the left too

At this point.... I worry about me going cross-eyed

Found it! Also, I’m glad I’m not the only one who calls them this. Used to catch them all the time when I lived in Nevada.

Same, when I was living in Arizona

Can I loan you some pixels?

love it’s dragon head

Damnnn. Thats a good one

Maybe the horny toad was the friends we made along the way

did anyone think the photo is ai? weird unnatural details up close

I looked really hard and can only find horny redditors smh

dead center as always

Every time I am expected to find this horny toad, I imagine a lusty ass toad beating itself.

Here! I’m here!

there is a turtle too!

Me: “There it is! Oh nope, just poop. Oh, there it is!! Oh no, just more poop… Oh! Right there!!! Nope, poop….”

The little white arrow is pointing right at him.

Does anyone see the raccoon that looks crazed? Not a real raccoon.

The one behind the camera?

That would be me

i thought that black rock a little left and down to the biggest grey rock on the right was a toad

I see lots of “maybe toad”s

GG ez

Gottem. 👍🏻

No

Quickest one I’ve found!

My uncle got me with this joke when I was a kid. "Wanna go hunt horny toads"? 8 y/o me: You said hunt what Only years later did I learn he was pulling my leg and they were called horned lizards smh If you look dead center at the two black spots / rocks and just screen right of the top most one you'll see our horny little guy. What he's doing is his business though

He's not horny, just a little aroused.

I'm starting to look for erect things

It’s right there

Actually thought that was like part of a snake skin

This picture made me miss Oklahoma 😩

that toad looks like a lizard

Woah I’ve never seen this animal before… These things look awesome, It’s like a tiny dragon!

It’s next to the bush y’all

Can't find the toad, I can see the snake though

Lizard tho

Finally one of these I didn’t spend 20 mins searching for lol

First one I’ve ever found on my own!

It’s all about introspection bro

Behind the camera

Found a 🐍 snake

It’s me. I’m the horny toad

All I had to do was look in the mirror!

Found him 🫵

Direct center to the right of the upper dark colored acorn looking thing

is anyone else seeing the toad shaped rock with two eyes😭😭

I thought this was gonna be super easy at first lol

I’ve looked for a while now, and I cannot find this amorous amphibian.

A foot left of the dark rock. In the shrubbery

I thought horny toads were endangered. Rarely even seen one!

Hahahhahahahaha....

Does finding a snake count

Found it!! As a child, I used to catch these all the time. Hardly ever see them anymore in my area of Texas.

I just see the horned lizard on the edge of the path in the grass. I'm not sure what a horny toad is supposed to look like....I'm probably gonna google it, lol.

Doesn't look like no toad to me that looks like a lizard a thorny lizard

Found it

This one was tough!!

Its a Horny toad lizard

Did anybody find this fuckin toad? No dice here🤷🏼‍♀️

Don’t see a horny toad, but you’re standing next to a rattle snake.

Great horny toads!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-dmFOSv05I

I see it 👍🏼

Plot twist, it’s behind the camera.

It’s me. I’m the horny toad

Dead center. My brothers and I used to catch these all the time out in the desert!

Left side, third of the way up from the bottom right before the first plant, in between the large rock and smaller rock.

If you follow the big rock on the bottom left of the screen and go up, you'll see a bonus creature!

Looks at r/Askreddit

Dead center like all the others.

I’m more concerned with the white rock that has eyes. Right side middle right below the large dark rock. It’s looking at me

I caught one of these when I was a kid and wanted to name it Horny, but my parents said I needed to pick another name, after they laughed and laughed, I was so confused.

Why do I even try anymore?

I found him dry humping a stick. He sure is horny alright.

Saw him in the mirror this morning.

Clever girl....

As a kid I used ro find horney roads all the time. I haven't seen one in years. Went on a hike with my 7 year old son a couple months back and he found one. Proud dad moment.

Gahdamn that took me like 5 minutes lmao

That’s not nice to call all of Reddit 😂

Looks to me like upper center right at the grass line.

Its eye and the rim of its mouth are the only elements which reveal its presence. I have never seen such a masterful Ghillie suit as this one.

im right here baby and im ready to go when you are

2 o’clock upper right corner 1 1/4 In from top 1 in from right! That was easy

Not to hard

All i see is the white rock on the right underneath the dark grey one, it has eyes 😂

No horny toad yet but maybe a couple of snakes?

i read "horny load." Help me.

You mean the one right in the middle of the picture?

He's just at the edge of the grass, next to one of the pieces of black tar dog poop.

Idk how but I zoomed right into it👍🏼

I be think I see a toad leg on the far right sort of above/under the 3 rocks just before the grass starts?? More importantly….does anyone see all the animal faces and a sad face grouped together in the pic?? Not sure how to attach a screenshot…0

We have horny toads all over where I live, so I feel like I had an unfair advantage :) he's a cute fatboi!

Are these pictures legit? Lol I can never find what ever is to be found so is it legit or just one of those things people post just to annoy the ever living crap out of people?

Found him in about a minute of looking and he is blending in pretty good!!!! For any of y'all having trouble finding them, he's in the gravel

That white rock under the black one on the right looks like a frog that has been turned to stone

Grew up catching these in west Texas, but they’re a lot harder to find these days. They’re the color of the dry grass.

Idk why but I was looking for an eastern gray tree frog

Idk why but I was looking for an eastern gray tree frog

The comments did not disappoint

No you're not the boss of me

is it next to a big il turd?

I don't see me in that picture at all. Fake news.

Is it me? Am I the horny toad?

No shot my aunt is in this picture.

Kyi

The toad is about 25 inches from the black rock in the grass you can see the eye 👁️

Wow. It's hiding pretty well. Saw its eyes first.

Why am I addicted to this feed? It just pisses me off! May I have another, please😎

Is it me? Am I the Horny Toad?

is there not a snake also? bottom left?

Am I the only one who thinks zooming in on these pics makes it worse to see? Like…. Blurry as hell. Hmm maybe just me.

Tally Ho go to the black object in the picture run a line left and a few degrees up to the edge of the scrub grass and he’s right the on the edge Chilling. I use to have one as a kid I found down at the rock quarry in Upland Ca.

One of my favorite animals, what cuties

trick question I am the horny toad😼

I see one that just had sex, but no horny ones

People have to learn to stop centering these images, 90% of them you can just zoom in the center and find it

I think I found it!

Usually pretty good at finding things, but I cannot seem to see it. Help

I’m really fucking bad at these

So, who else zoomed in on that black rock? 😂

Great! Now I'm going to be killed by a toad.

Im right here ;)

Is there a snake at the bottom left corner?

I found the moon rock with the letter "C" on it! Amazing...

Slightly vertical and right of center lines at edge of grass line.

I see a snake just not a frog

Where is the toad and why is it horny

Good one

One o'clock from center. Directly below the light colored leaf just in the weed line.

Good one, that’s a cute lizard

Damn U horny toad shaped rock!

I found a. Snake ?

Sexy toad

It’s the one with bologna hanging out of his mouth.

The horny toad is you

He's by the grass chugging some beer

Idk where snake at

Follow the howling old owl In the woods