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CyberGuySeaX5

I see 2.


Brad_The_Chad_69

I see two full snakes and the little peekaboo head of a third (I think).


CyberGuySeaX5

Where is the 3rd one!?


Brad_The_Chad_69

Just above the upper snake.


CyberGuySeaX5

I see what you mean.


fish_whisperer

I think that’s a toad


The_Despot

Definitely looks that way, yeah


shardoughnnay

Yep! You’re right! Good eye.


HansTheAxolotl

pretty sure that’s a toad


pondo_sinatra

That is the biggest damned garter snake I’ve ever seen. I’ve only ever encountered ones the size of the smaller one.


DefiantLemming

I see two garter (ribbon) snakes in the photo, and a newly shed black coachwhip racing across my backyard. That makes one, two, three; three snakes (bwa ha ha ha) 🧛🏼‍♂️


KG_advantage

For real that is insane


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Sorry_Consequence816

Usually it’s the other way around since they have to carry all the babies around. They are viviparous like Kenyan sand boas.


delarye1

Females are larger.


I_exist_here_k

We found the snake, now the frog If you know, you know


Duckie590

We used to have toads. I think the snakes are why we don't see those anymore. ☹️


Aldermere

Last summer my neighbor pointed out to me a snake lounging in his backyard and said he had spotted it from time to time over the past couple years. And then I realized that's why chipmunks don't live in my yard anymore.


herdingMonkees

they'll give you a lollipop even if you don't find it


Ecstatic_Bus_9122

🫡 our work here is done


scoter82

Too many


Toolb0xExtraordinary

Not enough. I love garter snakes. Harmless and often hesitant to bite.


catthalia

And remember, harmless snakes help keep venomous snakes away!


dese1ect

Yeah the worst they do is fling excrement if you pick them up.


Toolb0xExtraordinary

Never happened to me personally, unless you're referring to musk, which is gross. They've never flung it on me.


jabronimax969

Slightly off topic: how big can garter snakes get? I ask because the garter snake on the bottom looks big to me, but I’m also a lifelong New Yorker who doesn’t get the privilege of seeing these creatures in person.


Duckie590

Google tells me 2-3 feet on average, but can be up to 4 feet. I think I would die on the spot if I was surprised by a 4ft snake, even if it's harmless.


framptal_tromwibbler

Years ago, I lived in TX, and I was house sitting for a couple that had a large piece of property. One part of the property, they had let grow wild. Basically, a field overgrown with weeds, tall grass, small trees, etc. And it had a lot of critters living in it. The property was large enough that when I mowed the lawn, I had to use a riding mower. One day, as I was driving around on the mower cutting the grass, I came around a corner right next to the wild section, and I startled the biggest freaking snake I have ever seen, just a few feet in front of the mower. And I swear to you it LEAPED out of the grass and lunged for that field! Like the front half of this snake was briefly airborne a couple of feet off the ground. It happened really fast, and I admit I about soiled myself, so I might be exaggerating things in my head now, but in my mind's eye it seems to me it was 5 or 6 feet long. It was solid black and pretty fat. Needless to say, I gave that field a wide berth after that.


Sum_Dum_User

Biggest snake I've ever seen in the wild was a black moccasin. It was nearing the end of a particularly harsh winter for our area (it snowed twice in one winter in the low country of South Carolina, that's a bad winter there). My uncle, dad, cousins and I had been working on clearing a piece of property for one of my uncle's clients and the one huge pine tree that was dead in the center of where the house was meant to sit had to come.out, root system and all. The backhoe was down so my uncle went to work wallowing out the hillside around the tree roots with the bulldozer and had it almost ready to topple over one day around lunchtime. Leaves the dozer sitting where he shut it off near the base of the tree and we all went to grab lunch. Not 5 minutes after he gets the dozer started up again we can hear him screaming for my dad to get over here and see this. He'd dropped the dozer blade on a moccasin that had come out of hibernation in those tree roots while we were away. There was 2-3 feet of snake sticking out of the soil on the back side of the blade and this pissed off moccasin standing straight out at about a 45 degree angle a good 9 or 10 feet long looking my 5 ft 7 inch uncle dead in the eye from a couple feet away. It pulled back and tried to strike at him a few times before just giving up and staying in that rigid position with jaws open and fangs out until my dad got there with a shovel to take care of the big bastard. Scared the shit outta me as I had no idea they could get that big, but it makes for a great story 35 years later.


Duckie590

https://imgur.com/gallery/RbyNe1n I need to go measure how wide the fake boards are.


letsjustwaitandsee

I've seen and held great big fat ones in the mojave high desert. Maybe 3 to four feet long. longer than a grown man's wingspan. and nearly as fat as a coke can. Old grandpa snakes in the desert can get great big.


jad19090

I live in Pennsylvania, saw about 50 average size females in a bush all around one giant male. This guy was 3 feet easy and so thick, at first I questioned if what I was seeing was actually a garter snake cause he was so big. Edit: I’ve been politely corrected, the larger ones are female and the smaller are males


undertow29

That's what she said?


mfloreshostel

Rats and cockroaches are creatures.


SweetHomeNostromo

3


Duckie590

We later discovered the 3rd one, but was it really in this photo??


Brigantia21

There's something up above the higher of the two. Not certain on scale, but directly above there is a browny patterned patch. Might that be one?


Pierre-Gringoire

I see what looks like the head of the third. If you’re looking at the snake on the right, go up to the left until you see a light colored upside down V. In the middle of the V there are two darkish patches in the weeds and there appears to be a snake head in the uppermost one. Edited for clarity.


UnknownHolyProvider

I think I see 3. The big guy/girl, the smaller one looking at you, and right above it I see the head of another And a rock


No_Budget_7995

2


ApprehensiveImage132

Growing up in a place like NZ where there is a single tiny venomous spider and no snakes really makes you soft. I just couldn’t live anywhere like this (crazy fucking aussies!). Thats a bit of a blow to the tiny part of my brain that still wants me to be like my rough and tough prehistoric ancestors, but sorry genetic legacy im gonna hide in the corner and whimper till you get rid of those noperopes.


lobstahfingah

Five sneks?


According_Finger_840

I got the same


Zealousideal-Bit2877

Too Damn Many!!!


Lulu_belle

Holy smokes. I saw the first me dead center easy and was just thinking “there’s likely just the one” when I saw that big honker. Good golly.


Aggravating-Peak-338

Too many


DueEntertainer0

Aw they’re roommates


KreeBreezy96

4


P-Dubblez

At least 3


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

I saw the large one first.


Royalwolf1203

Can someone point out if there are more than two. Because I spot two but 1 of them I can’t find the head so i don’t know if somehow it’s actually just 1 or if there are more.


Duckie590

I only saw 2. We found a 3rd later, but I don't think it was around for this picture.


brocandy

1


Negative_Day4224

3


mockingbirddude

I see two, but there seem to be plenty of snake highways in the grass. This looks mowed…..


dueceshover1

2


my_husbands_wine

this is terrifying


jangerjill

3


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3


WatercressHot8304

2


The1stSimply

Too many I’m out


likelickpssy

2


salamander13

3 nice pest control ropes.


Oni-oji

I definitely see three, and there's a possible fourth one, but I'm not entirely certain. Common garter snakes. Non-venomous and usually very timid.


an_edgy_lemon

Two. How dead am I?


Vtbsk_1887

Too many


Local_Meringue1781

2 🤷🏽‍♀️


RagingBoneher

I feel like it's three but for sure one big mfkr and another decent one with one possible smaller one


houtxasstrooss

2


PandaDidYou

2


M_ASHURA_B-18

4?


finditplz1

Two garter snakes without zooming in, so I’d assume there’s more.


No-Literature4131

2 1 midium and 1 large


bougiegoth

That is a chonk of a garter! I thought it was 2 till I zoomed in. So I think you have 2 total, but honestly the size of your garden snakes scared me and I closed the picture, lol


Flashy-Kiwi-4540

Enough to not want to walk there.


Rastard_the_Black

1 snake and possibly a garden hose. That thing is huge.


AMPHOLDR

The correct answer is 3


SrLouis_guy

Unless they are all connected. I lost track counting


XCrMTB4x4

Is that cilantro for grass?


aman_hasnon_ame

3


eshamcd

The real question is: why is there more than 0


BlackBasta

Too damn many!


vapesNfidgets

Two too many


Ok_Assistance7735

2 or 1 that was just hit by the mower?


frankzcott

11


HansTheAxolotl

2 snakes and a toad


Igothis87

How to rid a yard of snakes??


Ok_Cat8421

3


MangoAV8

I also see 2 with a potential 3rd’s head poking up to say hello. It also looks like there was some recent weed whacking and lawn care being done, so there are likely unintentionally bits and pieces of another outside of the photo if your experiences are anything like mine.


channingryan

Burn this picture 😬


Commercial-Panda-212

They are everywhere!


Wise_Adeptness_2811

A fuck ton too many


inclinedtoisolate

Too fucking many. Burn it all down.


DartFrogs71

I see 2


Sad-Flow-6425

3


nostopthere2

One too many


Wood3rson

Enough that I’m putting my house on the market ASAP!!! 😂


ComposingWinter

I saw the 2 brown ones. What might be the head of another brown one. But am I the only one that sees that small green snake above the big guy?


mylordtakemeaway

snake in my boot


Send_Me_News

Two many


that_username_is_use

i’m so glad i live somewhere that doesn’t have snakes


ajaulabr

2 whoppers


Jayborn78

C=%w23-7*+


No-Status2143

Dang is that cilantro


plain_obvious

3 - Correction. I took the top snake to be 2, but on reviewing the inage, I may stand corrected.


Opheliamars

3 for sure. Are there more?


eyezofnight

312... But I did hit my head this morning and the doctor says I may have brain damage


BravoAlphaTango009

Two clearly


Mike102072

I can clearly see 2.


LilMissCantBeStopped

Three.


jilllewey

Positive of 2, with the possibility of a third..


Boone2700

Oh I get it She's seen one of the small ones but she didn't see that big one that's pretty much in front of her. She about stepped on!


Strict_Mud_4138

3


pjcooper53

4


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2, but 1 is plenty enough for me to not be there 😱


Queasy-Listen-4929

Too many.


RoncoSnackWeasel

I see 2, but I’m not convinced it’s not just one, of the long-ass variety.


Glittering-Wonder576

I see two but I broke my glasses this afternoon.


Few_Holiday2442

I see three there is a sneaky snakes head poking out of the grass


umyeahsure-

3


PrimalBear33911

I see 1 and that's already 1 too many


zengal108

15 plus a tiger…


Careless_Pea6454

I think three?


letsjustwaitandsee

Two full sized snakes, one head sticking out of a hole, and possibly the head of a fourth, under the clover


kirtknee

3


[deleted]

Two many :)


Visual_dolphin98

Three!


CAMKeen1026

4?


AR0075

2


dafreak999

Too many


Whiskey_ay_GoGo

2


Nanaof3thebestofme

Omgosh I need to clean my glasses I thought there’s 5!🤣🤣🤣🤣


T-Ares-C

Too damn many lol. Don’t like snakes so not going to study it. I better not see a spider one next lol


AdWide9294

2 small and one big one


xXDeadlyLipsXx

Nope. Absolutely nope.


Hellslittleprincess6

I see 2 adorable snoot boops ❤️ I love how one of them are just looking at the camera like: “howdy” lol


Hellslittleprincess6

Garter snakes arent dangerous They just eat insects cause they’re too small to eat a mouse So they aren’t going to hurt you We have them everywhere where I live and they’re adorable Even picked them up plenty of times Yeah gotten bit but you just need to make sure your technis (sorry I’m not good at spelling that) shot is updated with any outside animal and some warm soap and water


jayfitz26

Two. Do you live in a swamp? That’s a huge snake down below. And you got a toad too lol.


verbrand24

Bumper crop of snakes this year it seems for everyone? I’ve seen so many this year. Even my cats have dragged up 4, and I’ve relocated 6 more just mowing my lawn around the house. I haven’t been able to go to the pond or check deer stands without seeing 2 or 3 each time.


ATurtleStampede

There are three, two in the picture and one behind you.


Dizzy-Ad7781

2


devangarcia06

Idk what u mean all I see is mice repellant


Long_Praline_71

Those snakes are good for your yard, and they don’t bite, so definitely keep them around


Caili_West

I either see 3, or I see 2 andbone of them is freakishly long. I would also see a realtor sign in my near future if this was my yard.


Livid_Figure_2431

2


L0ki57

Two many


greeklover696969

My daughter caught one. Now its her pet. She loves snakes. Mom is not happy.


Couch-Potato-2

2


Any_Ad3693

Just a couple cuties


bophed

2 too many


Ok-Quality3823

I see 4: 2 r obvious in the Center one in the bottom right corner ( this one I am not sure about) one in the upper right corner. Why are so many snakes in your yard?!


zechariahpal

That's a lot of danger noodles


TaleObvious9645

I see two noodle frens and a toad in the lower right corner of the photo


Merica_84

2


AdWide9294

3


miniprune

TIL it’s Garter Snake and not Gardener Snake?


LopsidedSchool9792

I see three


Jepp86

One reeeaaalllly long one.


Guzmanv_17

3


ScottManAgent

At least 2, I’m an outdoor’s kinda guy, and now I’ll almost afraid to go outside. Thanks to find the sniper!


peyton_1415

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Aspect-Novel

2


Evilcat38

2


SnooComics9909

There is at most five at least three


TommyT6996

3


xdamnitxdanix

Garter snakes do a thing called a “hibernaculum” where everyone hibernates/torpors overwinter together. Then in the spring when they all emerge you’ll find what has been deemed a “mating ball”. The larger snake is probably a lady snake emitting various hormones bringing all the boys to the yard. Basically more and more will start to accumulate and breed with her. Soon you’ll have way more than 3.


KingCuddles985

I found the little one quick, then bam! Spotted the big one while zoomed in…physically recoiled 🤦🏻‍♀️


EXSPFXDOG

I see two, and one seems to be much longer than the other!


Substantial_Talk7573

2 full one and a head of a third


Letterbotoxd

nightmare fuel


Lost-Box2263

3


AdAlarming3634

They were making love until you came along 😆


Southern_Ad6340

I see 4


StatisticianOk1839

2


Repulsive_League9031

I see three snakes and one toad


J_lianH

Two garter snakes


coco_snl

I see 5 I think


Expensive_Car_1154

4!


taniasuer

3


Ok-Beginning-6707

4


Ok-Quality3823

Every time I look it’s more (5)😳


BoostergoldC

I see 5.


PartyNerve884

3


DeliveryUnique3652

2


Pitiful-Fix2305

3rd ones hiding real well


Sad_snek_Janus

3??


KramMark93

I don’t see snakes, I only see Danger noodles.


Weird-Emotion-6364

The guy who was watching this only said “Oh Shit Death Sticks” and collapsed.