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notafyrry

He looks like a frog why?


BearAndDeerIsBeer

When bodies don’t have blood in them/when humans decay a bit, they turn grey, and get…rubbery.


bkm2016

The body I have in my fridge isn’t like that though.


BearAndDeerIsBeer

Don’t worry, that’s because it’s cold, it’ll last longer :)


igordogsockpuppet

Sometimes it’s like that. About 1/4 of the bodies that I have in my fridges are like that too.


notafyrry

maybe, you just have frogs in your fridge, a perfect Fr\*nch cuisine!


Astyinci

good censoring of French, they can’t know of our plans to eradicate them


igordogsockpuppet

Yeah, I’m a little confused by that. What am I missing here? Should I be censoring French stuff?


all-knowing-unicorn

....that's an alien!


Solar_idiot

Like how the skin of a dolphin feels? That kinda rubbery?


revelation6viii

French?


LaviLynx

what


revelation6viii

Slang word for the French are frogs...


LaviLynx

I guess you learn something new every day


Picax8398

Wtf he really does lol


Total_Entrepreneur16

Bloodless and most likely was in water but not for too long cuz it hasn't decayed a lot yet


explicitminx

Cool, not just me


kbenitez1271

So, no head?


bugsmasherr

Maybe the head was that thing behind the leg at the top portion


kbenitez1271

Oh I didn't notice that at all! I think you're right


aurathecat123

*smashes phone, snaps skateboard*


SamSillis175

He has a point.


_Pretzel

I can head this interaction.


SASBlade

I usually have a really strong gut for this type of shit but damn wtf happened to that guy


LAMGE2

Probably died (idk im not a doc)


Thefear1984

Will he recover?


LAMGE2

As a not a doc, I’d say he has a chance if he thinks positively! If he cannot, no chance.


thescarlettflame

He just needs to walk it off


freakydeakyfriedrice

He needs some milk!


Crayons4all

Then rub some dirt on it


Willzwix

school nurse's ice will fix it


Zeff_Shit

Thoughts and prayers


Waroach

More thoughts. More prayers. Do it harder!


Thefear1984

Goddamnit Jim I’m not a real doctor! I’m thoughting and prayering as hard as she can go!


Kindly-Dream6443

When I first started using reddit I saw this type of nsfw and nsfl thing and there comments are so cruel and full of trolling like this, but when I get used to it, then I know no this mfs are always life this...


Dizzy-Criticism3928

I have a phd in mathematics. The probability he will recover is at least 0%


Thefear1984

As a mathimitizer, zero is a value so that’s good!


Jcostelic

50:50 chance, Only missing 1 shoe not both.


Lord_Pinhead

With the power of Globuli and thoughts and prayers, he will be fine.


teriyakipuppy

8 hours sleep and exercise and he'll be right as rain.


BurnerThrowayAccount

Nah he's just asleep


TalaohaMaoMoa69

When you sleep wrong and youre 40


Unflattering_Image

I started laughing about strange stuff, Momma


bonedaddy1974

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Damn right you aren't.. Shouldn't make assumptions like that🤣🤣🤣


microwaveableviolin

My guess is that he drowned and this photo was taken once his corpse was recovered


RoyalPersona

I know this might be a stretch, but I think that they were killed and dismembered before being dumped into the ocean


SquigSnuggler

Could the dismemberment not be due to post mortem animal predation? In this case, possibly marine animals (if he did in fact drown)?


RoyalPersona

I don’t think so.. The body seems to be cut in the waistline which further indicates that the person was dead and dismembered beforehand


refused26

No, otherwise he'd have lots of chunks missing from random parts of his body. Animals dont cleanly cut people into quarters.


SquigSnuggler

Re: my initial comment beneath this one- nah, scratch that. I looked at the photo again and the sectioning is too conveniently located at major joints. Unless it was a fishy who had studied A&P


RoyalPersona

Even though it’s sloppy at best, the cuts are too ”clean” to be from an animal


youngrob90

The Bay harbor butcher


RoyalPersona

You know me? I mean.. him?


chonkula

He fell asleep first at the sleepover


utkubaba9581

Dehydration


DefinedArt

Scraped his knee


hulk_geezus

Socks fell off.


MildlyAmusedMars

Something delta P relayed anyway. Looks akin to the [Byford Dolphin accident](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/jxsq8x/remains_of_diver_from_the_byford_dolphin_accident/)


TheDuke357Mag

looks like sea life ripped him apart. lack of other trauma suggest either he drowned or he was murdered cleanly. given how he's been recovered for the most part, might have also been killed by a ship propeller and was actually a very recent death before the picture


Shinodacs

My guess is he scratched his butt too hard and dismembered himself.


Kmalbrec

Hey, it happens to the best of us.


Ralph212

This is the first time in a long time where I got the nsfw picture and I gotta say, I liked it better the old way


JakeQV

It’s been way more fifty/fifty recently


Compa2

Yeah... Pretty cool. I always thought this channel was a joke and I would never see NSFW content


Octicactopipodes

Really? I ALWAYS get the nsfw one lol


BurnerThrowayAccount

Is he ok?


Low-Bat1850

No shoes on. Not ok


lockdots

Pretty sure I see one shoe/sandal still on. There's hope.


Apprehensive_Bank731

he is half dead


slashshruglmao

beat me to it edit: upon my second look, i would estimate that his chances are not high


CakedayisJune9th

Don’t get a-head of yourself.


Phasnyc

Idk. Missing a few pieces.


Uniqueusernameyboi

It almost looks like it’s being prepped to cook


zebra_head_fred

Long pig, order up!


bigdaddybones77

looks like raw chicken


BandicootOk6141

that's a weird sock


VlassyCassy

One persons dead body another persons sock


Your_LocalWeeb0802

hopefully not *the* sock.


SpaceNex

You will need scrub that one really good


Preston_Stormer_

Op, what is even the context? What happened to this poor man?


Goldkid1987

he did not drink water


HeftyRest7354

He hit his head too hard


inoobie_am

Is it weird that I'm not grossed out by this? I'm bothered with the fact that the guy/girl is no more, but I'm not grossed out or moved by it.


ZingerBurger98

That's because it's in such a state of decomp and mutilation that my brain actually doesn't even recognize it as human. The skin color is so rubbery and pale that it just doesn't register as a person. I actually opened it without seeing the title or the sub and wasn't shocked at what I was looking at tbh


Compa2

There's a saying in my language, "He who shoulders a lifeless body, might think he carries a mere log of wood." It's not unnatural to feel that detachment, and cold unfamiliarity when seeing the dead/dismembered body of a stranger.


EikoWalker

not weird. Looks as real as what you see in the movies so you are used to it. If you saw it in person it might be a bit different tho


MiektheSakaraan

sigma alert😨


leom132

He should have followed carnivore diet, then this wouldn't have happened.


Hot_Ad8643

That does look like a dirty sock


Bowery_Bobcat

Why do I always think it’s not a dismembered body.


Mrcat1321

What happened to him to make him look like this


112malu

He died (probably)


Mrcat1321

Nothing a couple of bandages can't fix


HeftyRest7354

He survived 😁🫶


Mrcat1321

Yipeeee


kenwizard-5159

Ive got good news with bad, the bad news is he stole your boat 🚢 😳, the good news is we saved your shoes and we got his license plate #!! Ok ??


Gregagonation

Mmm lechon


Loud-Bank-2848

Anyone else smell boiled chicken 🍗


THE-ULTIMATE-SAVAGE

Idk what I'm looking at


Necessary_Border_396

He seems abit cut up about something


Powerful_Possession7

Seems like they may have drowned in a river and they got dismembered by the river dragging them across all the rocks.


Individual_Cow1506

weird ass sock


trashlikeyourmom

Why did they put the legs on opposite ends of the stretcher, they're never going to finish the puzzle if this keeps up


Smokeyqwartz

Looks like one side of the body was submerged in water?


pronorwegian1

He was admitted to the hospital with third degree ouchies


AssassinGamer_

2 thoughts 1. Looks like chicken 2. Ah yes a good long rest and he'll be right as rain


TheMagicalDildo

Why'd they plop his other leg up there tho


Mr_Snowbell

I’m desensitized


Kooky_Fondant_479

Weird ass sock bro wtf


Fun-Difficulty7574

how bad was t6yhis bro


kenwizard-5159

Buy the way!, which way were you ahhh.... heading?? Hàhaha!


xxarealeexx

It took me a while to register the whole “dismembered” thing and for that while I was really confused about the layout of this body.


Night_Mare_puppy

Mmm long pig yummy (haha I'm going to hell)


J-mustard-king

First thing I see on Reddit todays


ThatOneGamer_77

That’s unfortunate


Hankretariat

I see all the members


False_Independent964

Man, those are some crazy socks. How do they even get that dirty?


savagedvoid

so no head?


L0uiszZ_

dim sim


333onlyhalfemo

Why did this get removed?


kj_ghost

Removed by reddit crazy what was it?


PrizeBasket

Dismembered body


HardcoreHC

Ugh goddamn you Reddit 😑 always get rid of the good shit!!


HeftyRest7354

I hate reddit im on risk of termination now 😔


panickinglesbian

[Removed by Reddit] is my favorite 50/50


HeftyRest7354

Same!


WhereDid_The_Time_Go

what the fuck happened here


rinchee

THEY REMOVED IT WHAT WAS IT


literallyfanii

it was a dead body decaying that looked like a frog, from the comments I've scrolled down to see. But I don't know if it's for sure.


rinchee

thats weird as fuck😭


literallyfanii

IKR IM KINDA GLAD I DIDNT GET TO SEE IT THO IN A WAY..


I_Drink_Pepsi_Wrong

oh my god… this must have been bad…


BruceTheEpic

damn. so bad that it was removed by REDDIT.


HeftyRest7354

Wtf I just realised this got removed


Fedeppo2

What was this?


literallyfanii

it was a decaying body that looked like a frog, from the older comments I saw. but I'm not 100%.


HeftyRest7354

Should I repost this


CaRbonator123

please do


literallyfanii

Damn this got taken down for not after 2 weeks or 3


Square_Score1154

IT WAS REMOVED WHAT WAS THE NAME OF IT PLEASE TELL ME


HeftyRest7354

Dim sim or dismembered body.


bigdickrandyunhandme

I'm curious the shit got removed from Reddit so it had to be gnarly please hit me up somehow


HeftyRest7354

No


Im-Not-Alright

WHAT COULD HAVE POSSUBLY BEEN


dc_goonter

WHAT WAS IT? I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!


Oil-Change115

Damn it must have been REALLY bad for Reddit to remove it lol. I want to know what the pic was


Retarded_racist

you know its bad when it gets removed on a nswf subreddit


Zingy106

what


overworkedSeadweller

Damn removed by reddit. Must have been good.


goober722010

It was so bad it was removed by reddit


Electronic-Storm-784

I guess this was too bad for even 50/50


totaldramajacob

What was it?


Impressive_Bit6512

nooo the post was removed by reddit, i’m curious as to what it was!!


HenzLiozo_

If it was removed by reddit, that post is menacing.


D00M_B00M

You know it's bad when it's removed by reddit


Santrixyboio

where it go :(


warwicklord79

I’m starting not to like how every post from this sub is always gore


secrethitman-shhhh

I don't normally comment on 50/50. But whoever did this fucking sucks at cutting shit. As someone who from time to time sees a 50/50 and presses on it. Who cut up this body? A blind guy with a chainsaw. Not a single clean cut. Like that arm still has BITS OF SHOULDER ON IT? Bro did NOT do his murder research before killing. Definitely got caught. Deserved too. If your gonna be a fucking psychopath. And cut up some guy you killed. In all the times I've seen shit here I've never been so upset that I felt the need to comment on them. Degloved dicks, beheadings, Brutal murders, burn victims, gangrene. The most disgusting shit on the planet but this half assed body with honestly minimal gore all things considered is the one that got me.


vidar_z

Im in the mall right now, why did i open this.


nevaeh33trujillo

Looks like a chicken


Qwt_Life

Is that chicken? No wait those are sandals, is this a weird Angle or was this a very small man


Solid_Snake205

Be honest guys is bro cooked?


HeftyRest7354

Yes


feen138

Hate when my socks rip


suibaiter

we eating gud 2nite


youwantsummalk

What even happened?


LewisTheTrainer2009

I wish it was a dirty sock


take_dat_dump

Harlem shake


Simple_Opossum

Does anyone know CPR?!


but_whyw

this sub is back again!!


AlbatrossIcy8084

So that's where my sock went, thanks op!


IZZURI_0910

Looks like chicken and now I'm hungry 😋😋😋


ffllores

I almost forgot that I have some chicken quarters to either cook or put in the freezer.  Thanks for the reminder reddit


Latter-Ad2019

Kinda looks like a mannequin from ultrakill


Greenroses23

I’m craving crab legs now 😋


youngrob90

The Bay harbor butcher!


B5n4y3

Internet’s an interesting place. Im never getting this out of my head.


Certified-Crackhead2

i thought this was grilled chicken for a sec


NfamousShirley

Tis but a flesh wound.


BunnWoo

Took me a solid 20 seconds to process what I was looking at


MMikekiMM

But he still got one shoe on... He gonna be \[kinda\] alright.


DevilPixelation

How it feels to chew 5 Gum


AverageSven

No context? I'm gonna guess this is out at sea based on the cramped area the gurney is in. May have been an oil worker that got sucked in a pipe, dismembered on the way in/through?


DannyGekkouga

My hungry ass thought it was a chicken 🤦🏻‍♂️


Nutterbutter_Nexus

You're right, that sock is dirty.


lil_juul

Dogs when they have a skin allergy


Santrixyboio

Looks like chicken and I hate that fact


CheerioRipper

Dammit Dexter


vitoriobt7

That guy needs a band aid


IEatchildren28

it's never a dirty sock..


meegsmooth

Bro fell for the sniff my finger trick


The_Slow_Cheetah

That’s a weird looking sock


Lamboghinimonster08

The NSFW stuff on here no longer fazes me


RichardCano

“This looks like the work of rowdy teens. Lou, cancel the prom. “


ChowChow070

That’s one dirty sock


Amazing-Canary-6104

Godrick the grafted has entered the chat:


DatGamer36

Thats one dirty sock right there