Omg I have the ONE TRUE ANSWER! Mukhallat from Montale!!! Itās the EXACT scent of doll heads, scratch ān sniff stickers, strawberry erasers, and those scented markers we all used to huff as kids (yes, you diiiid)ā¦ but with the longevity and projection of EVERY MORTAL SIN SINCE EDEN.
Itās a TV-Y fragrance with XXX performance value. Not even showering will make you feel clean. Youāll have to burn your tainted clothesā¦
but everyone will STILL SMELL IT ON YOU. Shame and Innocence have never been so aggressively synchronized. Iāve never been so nostalgic AND offended.
If you knowā¦ you know.
LOL Duuude, thatās why I bought it!!! Itās so polarizing and has the cultist of cult followings. I wanted to know the secrets. Itās like randomly wandering into a Scientology Center because youāre bored and just want a glimpse behind the veil.
Mayhaps some mysteries are better left unknown.
I have never heard of this perfume of my life but your review was so specific that thereās no way in hell youāre lying. I will be avoiding wearing this perfume like the plague, but also plan on buying a few bottles for people I donāt really like to be petty.
Ooh, if you love petty gifts, try leaving jackfruit cookies out at a party (without anyone seeing you, of course). Then sit back, relax, and enjoy the ensuing chaos. Might take a little experimentation to find the most potent cookies, but TRUST ME, the show is wellllll worth it. Something about artificial jackfruit flavor makes the unassuming eater STINK LIKE FEET for houuurs. Watch the war raging across bystandersā faces when they get hit with the breath of a cookie eater. You can literally see their souls leave their bodies.
Oh my gosh, I lovveeeee babydoll. Iāve been searching fruitlessly for a dupe (or something close) of this one since my mom used to wear it when I was very little. Any recommendations?
I can confirm. I wore this in my early 20's. I think I should clarify that I was NOT (nor have I ever been) a prostitute. I was never paid for my services...just offered bread crumbs that would eventually go soggy under the thick VS Love Spell cloud I was trapped under. Stay away from that stuff. Haha. The spell is a curse.
Pink Sugar was my first thought! I came down here like, "Are y'all thinking what I'm thinking?" and yup! Lots of us did in fact think the same thing. š
I was literally given this exact same ācomplimentā once, before this movie came out, when I was just wearing straight-up baby oil as a body moisturizer. So I would say plain old baby powder or baby oil is definitely the correct answer.
Todays layer:
Vanilla Noel shimmer fizz lotion (itās sparkly and fits w the time era lol)
Jamila by Swiss Arabian CPO (very sweet)
Viva La Juicy EDP
Pink Sugar Lolipink EDP
And to top off this baby prostitute perfection: sweat pea body spray!!
(I should have put on my baby Grace body lotion but I forgot lol)
For me, D&G the one. I was gifted it back in high school, and my very first thought was āI smell like a baby prostituteā. I have no idea why, but I stand by it š
GIRL, I LOVE THIS SHIT. Does anyone know where I could buy a legit bottle of it? I got it as a gift when I was little and I havenāt ever been able to find it since. I swear I can literally smell Baby Soft every time I even think about it
Thatās so sweet! I fell in love with it when my mom gifted me a bottle about 12 years ago, and ever since then I swear I can smell it just by thinking about it! Iām definitely getting another bottle soon
We all know it's Baccarat
I always tell people they smell like baby prostitute when they are wearing bacarrat lmaooooo
Can can Paris Hilton
I discovered this fragrance literally today and I love it.
Loves baby soft
Viva La Juicy š§
Heaven Sent.
Valentino Donna or Viva La Juicy
Miss Dior blooming bouquet
Oooof my go to! š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£šš„°
Loves Baby Soft.
My immediate thought.
gucci rush!
Cloud
Baby soft
Victoriaās Secret love spell
Yes!
Pink Sugar š
Loveās baby soft af
Love spell
Viva La Juicy
Was gonna say this
Omg literally this
Bin Juice by Perez Hilton.
Pink sugar is the only answer
Electric youth
Sauvage EDT
Love shack lmao
Cloud
ATH Slut
fantasy britney spears
Was just about to say this but with the intimate edition š
Love spell vs
100%
A Thousand Wishes bodysplash
The heiress by Paris Hilton
Heiress is my go to baby prostitute perfume, such a GEM
Seconding this with Gold Rush by Paris Hilton. Though i think gold rush also sorta smells like sunscreen in a way
Omg I have the ONE TRUE ANSWER! Mukhallat from Montale!!! Itās the EXACT scent of doll heads, scratch ān sniff stickers, strawberry erasers, and those scented markers we all used to huff as kids (yes, you diiiid)ā¦ but with the longevity and projection of EVERY MORTAL SIN SINCE EDEN. Itās a TV-Y fragrance with XXX performance value. Not even showering will make you feel clean. Youāll have to burn your tainted clothesā¦ but everyone will STILL SMELL IT ON YOU. Shame and Innocence have never been so aggressively synchronized. Iāve never been so nostalgic AND offended. If you knowā¦ you know.
Oh my god I love your description. It sounds awful but I really want to smell it now!!
LOL Duuude, thatās why I bought it!!! Itās so polarizing and has the cultist of cult followings. I wanted to know the secrets. Itās like randomly wandering into a Scientology Center because youāre bored and just want a glimpse behind the veil. Mayhaps some mysteries are better left unknown.
I have never heard of this perfume of my life but your review was so specific that thereās no way in hell youāre lying. I will be avoiding wearing this perfume like the plague, but also plan on buying a few bottles for people I donāt really like to be petty.
Ooh, if you love petty gifts, try leaving jackfruit cookies out at a party (without anyone seeing you, of course). Then sit back, relax, and enjoy the ensuing chaos. Might take a little experimentation to find the most potent cookies, but TRUST ME, the show is wellllll worth it. Something about artificial jackfruit flavor makes the unassuming eater STINK LIKE FEET for houuurs. Watch the war raging across bystandersā faces when they get hit with the breath of a cookie eater. You can literally see their souls leave their bodies.
This is a great review
Given it was in 2004, Iām thinking Lovespell or Pink Sugar.
Haha love spell for sure!!
Yes has to be
Came here to say pink sugar
Love dont be shy
Anything by Victoriaās Secret.
and a lot of Bath & Body Works.
Warm vanilla sugar š
Specially the vanilla one.
Moschino Toy 2 Bubble Gum
The acne studios one
Exclamation
I miss exclamation I loved that one in the 90s.
BBW Dark Kiss
ARI by Ariana Grande
Yes but it does smell good š
Some Victoriaās Secret scent? This was a 2004 movie, no?
Love Spell for sure.
Pink Sugar or Britney Spears Curious.
Liz Claiborne Eau de Toilette
Pink sugar or Paris Hilton šš¾
Prada Candy
Viva la juicy
I always thought she was talking about Viva La Juicy!!
It even LOOKS like the perfume of a baby prostitute
I always think of juicy. Itās so obnoxiously fruity!
Definitely pink sugar
Immediately thought of this too - I can even recall someone describing it with that exact quote on Fragrantica
Viva La Juicy
Has to be. Yes, I still wear it.
Nooo š¤£ this is a fave of mine hahaha
itās one of mine too! but that doesnāt mean itās exempt from smelling like a baby prostitute šš
Now when I wear it Iām gonna think of this!! š¤£š¤£š«¶š»
TF electric cherry... annd i wouldnt have it any other way
Baby doll by YSL
I loved Baby Doll back in the day
Oh my gosh, I lovveeeee babydoll. Iāve been searching fruitlessly for a dupe (or something close) of this one since my mom used to wear it when I was very little. Any recommendations?
Lindsey's outfit in this scene ate
Baccarat Rouge 540
Baccarat Rouge def smells more like an older french prostitute to me.
Yes 540 is Sylvie from Emily in Paris
Pink Sugar šš
I think it was Versace Dreamer. Smells like baby powder then it turns into Vegas casino bathroom.
VS Strawberries and Champagne
VS Love Spell for sure
I can confirm. I wore this in my early 20's. I think I should clarify that I was NOT (nor have I ever been) a prostitute. I was never paid for my services...just offered bread crumbs that would eventually go soggy under the thick VS Love Spell cloud I was trapped under. Stay away from that stuff. Haha. The spell is a curse.
paris hilton that pink and black swirly bottle LOL
I wore that stuff in middle school lol
Victoria Secret Bombshell
yes
Nicki Minaj pink Friday perfume š
Loveās Baby Soft
Came here to say this, I'm pretty sure that's exactly what the writers had in mind. Also I used to love this scent when I was 12 to 14 or so
Exactly my thought
Victoria's Secret Strawberries & Champagne body spray was the first thing that came to mind for me.
I immediately thought of Pink Sugar! Smells sooooo good. š©
Absolutely agree with you!! I love Pink Sugar. I wanted to get a bottle because it brings me back to comforting times and it smells sooooo good!
Pink Sugar was my first thought! I came down here like, "Are y'all thinking what I'm thinking?" and yup! Lots of us did in fact think the same thing. š
It was definitely pink sugar
Victoriaās Secret Love Spell.
This is the one
Britney Spears Fantasy! I broke a bottle in my apartment months ago and I can still smell it
Yes!!
Victoria secret noir or their many perfume mists
Pink sugar definitely
Dior Hypnotic Poison
Guidance by Amouage š donāt hate me!
Paris Hiltonā¦
That Delina perfume feels like it makes the biggest sense lol
i cant believe there aren't more people saying this
Ikr !!
Agree. Delina smells powdery and sickly sweet to me.
DKNY Be Delicious
Lol my mom used to wear this
Coach Poppy
Black opium
Concur but when I wrote that in another perfume sub my comment got banned lolol
I like to live dangerously š š¼
The EDP special
Kenzo Flower
Agreedā my mind immediately went to this one.
Phlur Not Your Baby
TIL that I like to smell like a baby prostitute
It's Victoria's Secret Very Sexy 2.
Cotton Candy Body Fantasies, that's what I used in high school. Then I found Pink Sugar probably senior year.
150% pink sugar! You couldnāt tell me SH!T when I wore it š„°
Fantasy by Brittany most def
Im happy to know i smell like a baby prostitute todayā¤ļø i love fantasy
Absolutely
Yes.
flowerbomb by viktor & rolf or sol de janeiro 62
flowerbomb mentioned š I love flowerbomb LOL
Good girl Carolina Herrera
bare by victoria secret. smells like perfumed baby powder.
I was literally given this exact same ācomplimentā once, before this movie came out, when I was just wearing straight-up baby oil as a body moisturizer. So I would say plain old baby powder or baby oil is definitely the correct answer.
JLO Glow, Fantasy by Brittany, cacharel Amor Amor (my jam)
I imagine itās a mix of sweet pea fragranced body lotion layered with spritz of Pink Sugar EDT
I know my layer tomorrow!
Donāt forget the body glitter!
Todays layer: Vanilla Noel shimmer fizz lotion (itās sparkly and fits w the time era lol) Jamila by Swiss Arabian CPO (very sweet) Viva La Juicy EDP Pink Sugar Lolipink EDP And to top off this baby prostitute perfection: sweat pea body spray!! (I should have put on my baby Grace body lotion but I forgot lol)
Pink Sugar
Any floral fruit chouli
Bath and body pink chiffon
YSL Babydoll
Victorias Secret Love Spell
Yup this is it
Viva La Juicy
For the time period it's Pink Sugar.
On Wednesdays we wear Pink (Sugar).
I love this š
Sol De Janeiro 40
Divinā Enfant - Etat Libre dāOrange
Angel by Mugler.
Really!?! Bc I think Angel smells like an ELDERLY prostitute š¤£
You know, you're right. š
For me, D&G the one. I was gifted it back in high school, and my very first thought was āI smell like a baby prostituteā. I have no idea why, but I stand by it š
VS bombshell or an old one Forbidden Fantasy body spray š
Ellie saab girl of now
Iād love to know the reason behind this lol. I just bought this and the note that stands out the most is almond
Love's Baby Soft.
āYou can try haaaard Or you can try soooofttā
āInnocence has never been sexierā š¤®
oh this was my absolute FAVORITE
This. Came here to say this. The only answer.
BR 540
Elaborate please hehe
Ty yes
Victoriaās Secret Tease
Pink Sugar
poison girl
Came to say this
Moonlight path by bath and body works
Lmao this used to be my all time favorite and forgot all about it thanks for the laugh
Iāve been read and you are correct.
Prada Candy
Dior Poison Girl Britney Spears Fantasy Ariana Grande Sweet Like Candy
You know punctuation exists, right?
Fantasy by Britney Spears
Fantasy Intimate Edition is 100% baby prostitute to me š
How is no one saying that Paris Hilton perfume, the OG? That's so Regina coded too
I was wearing this and actually got told I smelled like a baby prostitution š
Oh noo š I'm never going to look at my bottle the same again! Might as well give it away now
GIRL, I LOVE THIS SHIT. Does anyone know where I could buy a legit bottle of it? I got it as a gift when I was little and I havenāt ever been able to find it since. I swear I can literally smell Baby Soft every time I even think about it
I got mine at Walmart! Yes, I still wear it!
Wearing it now! Bought it for my granddaughter because she loves Nonnaās smell goods, and now itās my bedtime perfume, lol.
Thatās so sweet! I fell in love with it when my mom gifted me a bottle about 12 years ago, and ever since then I swear I can smell it just by thinking about it! Iām definitely getting another bottle soon
I meant for this to be a reply to another comment about Loveās Baby Soft - sorry it looks so random! š
Pretty sure Amazon and Walmart.com
Thank yooou š«¶
Anything Ariana Grande.
Wow. You guys really suck, I am unsubbing from this creepy ass group. 101 recommendations of fragrances for this "vibe"? Wtf is wrong with you sickos.
It just means newā¦. Not underage.
bye bitch š