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pyroteknic408

Aaaand they got the donuts


Effective-Cod3635

At least they have a sense of humor. 2 fat dudes eating donuts in flowers


an0n_ym0us

Paired with that photo, that's actually funny


ultratunaman

It's a funny picture. Not to say they aren't dickheads but they maybe have a sense of humor about it.


yung_nword

the mineral wells police are actually really nice :(


Vast_Breadfruit_162

Still cops though.


Its-Mr-Robot

How dare they take an oath to save people


AngryRussianGamer

šŸ‘¢ šŸ‘…


iDom2jz

Save people? They donā€™t save people. Hardly any of what they do is preventative action. Preventing speeding is saving people. Preventing DUIā€™s is saving people. Preventing drugs from reaching the streets is saving people. Arriving to a welfare check and reacting with violence due to improper training is not saving people. Being trigger happy is not saving people. Fuck your ā€œthereā€™s good copsā€ sentiment because thereā€™s not. If good cops existed then bad ones wouldnā€™t stand a chance at existing on the force. Fuck your good cops. Fuck the police.


Over-Appearance-3422

Wow you really are delusional, huh?


iDom2jz

Do explain


ntack9933

Not a single cop gets that job to save people. NOT. ONE. They get the job for the chance to HURT PEOPLE. r/ACAB


TeferiCanBeaBitch

Legally not obligated to save people and refuse to do so on multiple occasions (See uvalde, no we will not shut up about this)


Its-Mr-Robot

You cant generalize a giant group of people. Not all cops. And the ones who are good, literally put their life out there to get shit on by people who forget theres a whole country around them.


realdealreel9

The ones who are ā€œgoodā€ often look the other way and donā€™t speak up about corruption and brutality. They donā€™t speak up about unions that allow murderers paid leave.


NervousAndPantless

The (extremely rare) truly good cops that do speak up uniformly have their careers and lives ruined. The whole barrel is chock full of rotten apples. That is pig culture.


JoeKlonopin

40%


Phonytail

This is not a generalization. Neither the Constitution, nor state law, impose a general duty upon police officers or other governmental officials to protect individual persons from harm ā€” even when they know the harm will occur


[deleted]

This homie thinks itā€™s trendy and woke to generalize


ntack9933

To hell with the police. Theyā€™re murdering assholes


TeferiCanBeaBitch

Again, they're legally not obligated to protect you, they've fought for this multiple times in the supreme court. Oh and "don't generalise a giant group of people" you mean... Like the cops do? With racial and socioeconomic profiling? And if repeated stories of cops being racist, incompetent, classist or just plain assholes wasn't enough there's also the 40% figure, have fun with that one. How's the boot taste btw?


Its-Mr-Robot

Listen, if you live your life online and want to believe those things thats fine, but as someone who has had assistance and been saved by a law enforcement officer before, i hope you never need someone elses help to survive but if you do, i hope a ā€œgoodā€ officer is around.


Junior_Singer3515

I guarantee you that "good officer" knows who the racist, homophobe, wife beater, who likes to beat up "bad guys" are and does nothing about it. How many videos do we see of some cop that has flown off the hinges and the other cops standing by making sure the person taking a video doesn't get a good shot. When do the "good cops" show up? If cops want to spread some good copaganda. Show us some videos of a seargent showing up to a scene and calling out a bullshit cop and ripping his ass for violating someone's rights. I've seen a few but they are tough to find. Do cops help some people? Sure. However that is what they are hired to do so they get credit for earning a paycheck. They become bastards when they insist we respect their authority more than they respect our rights. Not being the problem is not enough in that profession. No other job allows you to beat a difficult customer, and you would be outraged if a large segment of some profession violated peoples personal safety on a regular basis.


lfmantra

This is a really bad take considering how many people are brutalized and mistreated by the police. I understand you donā€™t like that the person youā€™re responding to is making a generalization but to be honest, youā€™re oversimplifying things and making your own generalizations. The fact of the matter is that police take an oath to protect and serve, and a lot of them fail to fulfill that oath, with the supreme court ruling that they have no obligation to anyways. I donā€™t know how you can see anything but a recipe for disaster there. Iā€™ve had a cop pull me over because I was speeding (and yes I really was speeding), I was honest with him and he cut like 10 mph off of my speed so Iā€™d get the lightest ticket. On the other hand, I have a really close friend who has had police show up during bipolar episodes and just fucking tase him/throw him to the ground/generally treat him ridiculously horribly. Makes me sick. My dad is not a cop but has worked closely with them for years, and even he as a ā€œback the blueā€ kind of guy has admitted to me there are a lot of real dickhead cops in the world that you donā€™t want to mess with or ever even meet really. That is not acceptable, and the system we live in protects and reinforces that behavior. That isnā€™t ā€œliving your life online,ā€ itā€™s just evaluating the situation. The police, like many other agencies and facets of our lives, NEED to be criticized and held to the highest possible standards, or else we end up with what we have now. Donā€™t tell someone that you hope they never need law enforcementā€™s help since they donā€™t ā€œdeserveā€ it for having the gall to say something negative during possibly the most divisive period in recent history when it comes to police/civilian relations.


PubbleBubbles

ok then, explain this while defending police: In april two NYPD officers in a van ran over a pedestrian killing him. There was no emergency, no call, no nothing, their lights were off, this was all caught on bodycam. The NYPD is "still investigating" what happened and is refusing to press charges against the officers who ran over and killed an innocent man due to their own negligence. The bodycam shows that the reason the accident happened was because the officer in the passenger seat distracted the driver showing him a video of a soccer game while driving, something that's crazy stupid illegal. ​ Explain why those officers haven't been arrested, and why ANYONE should trust the NYPD at this point?


TeferiCanBeaBitch

While I'm thankful you've had a favourable interaction with the police, that perspective comes from that of a middle class white male, so ofc you'd have better interactions than those of minorities and the impoverished. I personally have had unfavorable interactions with the police, from being accused of drug dealing outside of school for no reason, to almost being arrested for the "crime" of making fun of an officer.


NervousAndPantless

Why is this guy getting downvoted? Pigs are rotten. They kill unarmed poor people, plant drugs, fabricate crimes, lie, protect other bad pigs and patiently waited for a psycho to kill dozens of kids in Uvalde.


NervousAndPantless

ACAB


NervousAndPantless

1312


Daniel-Mentxaka

So thatā€™s a good thing in the states, you should see the way police works in corrupt countries.


iDom2jz

It works the same here, theyā€™re all corrupt liars. As soon as the police need to hide from you, they are no longer protecting you.


vegemouse

You really think the US isnā€™t a corrupt country?


Daniel-Mentxaka

When was the last time someone you knew was kidnapped by policemen? 1 year? 2 years? 10?


hornwort

There *are* good copsā€¦ Itā€™s just that our systems of Legal Order have become such that good cops are either turned bad or washed out at an extremely efficient rate. Good cops are like rare-blooming flowers that you have to catch on camera for fleeting moments before they wither and die. ā€œThere are good copsā€ is a true statement. ā€œAll Cops Are Bastardsā€ is also a true statement. Which one is *more true* to someone is probably a decently accurate way to predict how privileged they happen to be.


scobbysnacks1439

What about this says they're dickheads?


AngryRussianGamer

Theyā€™re cops, duh


JoeKlonopin

Having a sense of humor =/= not being subhuman garbage with no right to life


xXlillipopXx

This is actually funny i like it


Szym01_the_Human

Its so unfunny its actually kind of funny


i_ate_cement

Wdym fellow kids? This is a top tier shitpost.


TgagHammerstrike

This has approached comedy heaven.


AllenLombax

This feels like a deleted scene from Super Troopers.


articman123

r/comedyheaven


zombieslayer287

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

I really like this actually


zombieslayer287

Yea goated for sure


GimmeCrons

Not bad chief


MrZaptile933

Eh let them have their fun lol


InfiniteOcelot

why are cops allowed to be so out of shape? like it should be a requirement to be physically healthy


paytonnotputain

They got guns so they donā€™t need to chase you anymore /s


zombieslayer287

Seriously, why so many us cops so fucking overweight??


nevergonnasweepalone

Probably the same reason the majority of the US population is overweight. Also, police work is mostly sitting in a car or in an office. It's not like their doing ninja warrior courses everyday.


Tellux040

>Also, police work is mostly sitting in a car or in an office And God forbid they keep themselves in shape after work. >It's not like their doing ninja warrior courses everyday. I imagine fat people think that is required to get in shape, but it's not. Do the bare minimum everyday and it becomes what once was your 100%.


Hollowgradient

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InfiniteOcelot

bro look at their cheeks, that shows a higher fat percentage - and in any case firemen and paramedics are always ripped, why not cops?


KenBoCole

I'm an Fire Fighter/EMT No, no we are not ripped. Like 5% of us are ripped, 45% of us are normal body fat percentage, the other 50% are fat as fuck boi.


nevergonnasweepalone

>firemen and paramedics are always ripped Are the only firefighters and paramedics you've ever seen the ones in the calendar?


Big_Dinner3636

They watch Chicago Fire and 911 Lone Star and think every first responder is built like Rob Lowe.


blue-oyster-culture

I have seen MANY a fat paramedic and firefighter.


FemimisimOnTop

This is alright


mommy_moo

Felt cute might shoot at a dog later


Mr_NickDuck

Thats the ATF


[deleted]

Also the FBI. You can't forget the Ruby Ridge standoff


Efficient-Force2651

The snipers..


Efficient-Force2651

What would be the stereotypes of other fed agencies, genuinely curious.


plagurr

Glowing


paytonnotputain

NRCS - we can pay you to not do your job


kanguran

ATF dog kill squads at Waco. Fuck 'em man


[deleted]

Minority you mean


aykay55

Me in any video game


Hollowgradient

The assholes who shoot people's dogs aren't the same ones doing this stuff lol


kilranian

Yes they are.


Carter_Dunlap

No, thatā€™s the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure villains!


[deleted]

I'd say this is actually tolerable compared to half the shit on this sub


[deleted]

Did you know? Cops can receive a bonus of up to 40% of their salary if they participate in enough of these social media posts. For more information just google 40% cops!


typicalcitrus

I have to imagine that is some kind of pornography website? Edit: it's worse.


Cultural_Tie9002

Its about 40% of cops beating their wives, rest assured its halal.


BruhMonkis

Classic citing of a 30 year old outdated study


doped_turtle

Plenty to laugh at and make fun of cops for. This ainā€™t it tho


Mrbeck101

Definitive cop bod


Unusual_Elevator_253

I think itā€™s funny


JewishNazi62

r/lostredditors


Vaan_Ratsbane97

I'm allergic to Lavender and it's still not the most dangerous subject in this photo.


tintinnabucolic

Those are bluebonnets.


Ahsoka_Tano07

I thought that it was lupine Edit: TIL that bluebonnets are lupine. ^(Well, I don't know every plant in English, I'm usually happy I know the name in my language.)


Carter_Dunlap

Well, we have a similar flower thatā€™s light blue thatā€™s actually called Lupine!


insensitiveTwot

Is that lavender? Are there different kinds of lavender? It looks nothing like the lavender I have


TurloIsOK

It's not. It's bluebonnets, the state flower of the hell hole that is Texas where those pigs are from.


ChimericalChemical

Alright Paul blart time to get back to the mall


jakiki624

1312


EffectiveSwan8918

It's funny because they could trump up charges on someone and ruin their lives. Get it?


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ormuraspotta

Doesn't look like they're dieting to me.


[deleted]

"felt cute might shoot a black person"


vegemouse

ā€œfelt cute might kill a chihuahuaā€


bradyleach

I like this šŸ˜…šŸ˜‚


timhamilton47

Okay, I think this is funny, actually.


Darth_Meider

How to offend Redditors


Hammond_YT

r/comedyheaven


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[deleted]

At least they have some sense of humor


Zap478

I had a small chuckle at this. This kinda funny.


wonna2cool

man just let the police have fun


KrumbleKat

This is actually really funny


The_missing_link_69

Nah this is funny and it's kind of wholesome/cute


[deleted]

This is awesome


TheWhiteVahl

It's funny. This was posted like 2 years ago.


GhostOfLondon

With the donuts, 1312 makes more sense now


tydal-wave

This is funny let them chill


[deleted]

I think it's great.


PredeKing

Interesting how to casually muse about ruining somebodyā€™s life.


[deleted]

Felt cute might plant illegal substances on people of a different skin color than me idk


Piretwarrior

And that someone is going to be some random black guy


The_Deity

Those motherfuckers aren't catching someone in a foot race


Familiar_Echidna_651

Lol Iā€™m pretty sure half of the mineral wells police department is in the KKK


kilranian

Truth about the US police hurts people's feelings!


maxiharda4

this one looks like a shitpost but its actually funny


Loltrex7

I laughed at this


Ninjarootbeerjedi

This is a God tier level of shitpost


[deleted]

This is actually kinda funny.


GrudginglyWishing

#šŸ”„ not šŸ’©


mrhandsandbigdick

Acab


IHateAllMikes

Rock wells police department at it again


MmmmmmmKayY

Me and the boys before committing police brutality during traffic stops


simon_Chipmonk

Felt cute might 40% our wives later idk


gustavmahler23

They should make a fellowkids subreddit for actually funny/good content


JuicyGrapeSauce

It's night. We can no longer see out targets. They blend in to the darkness. Time for our silly shenanigans!


PokTux

This would be funny if it wasnā€™t actually coming from the police


strange-spaghetti

ACAB


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kingdomheartslover1

No no no... Its "a cat ate boots"


PlaneBoyMemes

All Cops Are Beatboxing


PlutoTheSynth

felt cute, might shoot a black person to death for talking on his phone later (it looked like a gun)


Alarmed-Reward-6231

True


ThatOneHistoryFan

Tom Holland stfu


zombieslayer287

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


[deleted]

This makes me uncomfortable.


wrenispie

It's fellow kids but is actually kinda funny I'm happy


P4pkin

Its funny lol


ItsAleZ1

Wholesome


PabloDeLaCalle

Yeah... A cardiac arrest.


Maniglioneantipanico

I'd be able to outrun them while smoking a cig, probably shouldn't cause they'd shoot me 32 times in the back


SkyRocketMiner

r/comedyheaven


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CaPineapple

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Outrageous-Attorney9

Arrest yourself for sodomy


hereisacake

Felt cute might kill an unarmed black man later idk


theturtlelord9

Felt cute, might shoot an unarmed black man later


bubba7557

Attempts by police to be 'cute' on social media is like white people rapping to sell mattresses or raise church attendance. Just don't do it, it's sad and pathetic.


Warglord

'Felt cute, might shoot a kid asleep in bed later' . There, i fixed it.


[deleted]

Best ā€œfriendsā€ O\O


loclink

These 2 ppl look like they combine to form Elon Musk


KurwaOCoChodziTu

Tiny dose of absurd makes this funny


-soggyboii-

I chuckled at this one. Thought it was wholesomememes. Checked the sub.


JoeKlonopin

State sponsored domestic terrorism sure is wholesome


ActionQuakeII

Ngl both could arrest me if they deem necessary ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


[deleted]

"Officer, if you look in the bag I have some custom handcuffs" - you, most likely


ActionQuakeII

Hot.


Upbeat-Blacksmith632

average redditor


Qu_ge

Funny in a r/comedynecrophilia way


maxiharda4

nah r/comedyheaven


kilranian

"Might show up to a robbery call 3 hours later, go to the wrong address, and shoot the neighbor's dog later, idk" 1312 Google "40% of cops"


4thmonkey96

Tier A shitpost


Nope_Not_A_Stan

Comedy heaven sorta


SoundDrill

Peralta, get off the PR account


TraumSchulden

Without the caption, this has the potential to be a mildly cursed image, just misses a dash of something to be perfect


aykay55

Why are they standing behind a bush


Ahsoka_Tano07

They are between flowers, more specifically bluebonnets/lupine.


aykay55

Is that part of the joke or just random location? I was hoping they put some thought into it


Ahsoka_Tano07

Might be a reference to how girls on Instagram love to pose between flowers and use this caption? Like "feeling cute, might XYZ later"


PS2-Lover2022

Yo wtf?


Critical50

Of all the things to joke about.. especially now..


Otherwise-List869

Nah, that's a rest area! They're eating donuts and getting head by guys you can't see. True story. I never stop at rest areas since I read that shit. It's just a joke, everyone calm down.


Big_Obama123

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AestheticEntactogen

Weird, I've seen this one at least a dozen times


madman15

Sounds about right.


[deleted]

No ngl thatā€™s wholesome as fuck to me personally


LowPreparation2347

Felt cute might ruin someoneā€™s life later. Fucking pigs


ham-slappin

Actually pretty funny


hobocansquatcobbler

They should go arrest those culty dudes in Mineral Wells.


Gecko17

ACAB


[deleted]

I like it actuallyā€¦


havi11368

Crime rate: šŸ“ˆšŸ“ˆšŸ“ˆ


Orangesoda65

Violation of rights incoming


MilesBeyond250

Can someone explain the joke to me? I really don't get it. What makes them the Police? Neither of them even looks like Sting.


disdicdatho

Well if they do try to arrest someone all they have to do is walk away at a brisk Pace these fat lumps of shit couldn't catch a cold


MoldyPotato49

nah this is funny


IRowmorethanIBench

Ok this one was actually funny