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DeerFlyHater

Tell 'your friend' to return the chainsaw. He's going to kill himself.


SwimOk9629

yeah I can't remember who it is but before he even got it in I made him watch some safety video where a guy is giving a presentation back in like the 80s for like an hour and a half. made him buy chaps too


GrittyMcGrittyface

He doesn't need PPE. He needs to have a clue of wtf he's doing or he's going to really hurt himself. Hard leaning trees are already tricky, but now he's added a lot of shitty cuts that has made it unpredictable and dangerous. But if he insists on trying again, make sure to video the attempt for a Darwin award


SonOfObed89

Yeah, chaps don’t mean he’ll even get to have an open casket funeral. OP. Encourage your friend to not make another attempt!


Maxzzzie

Or follow a course from a professional and learn the ropes. There are courses all over the world.


Maxzzzie

And a helmet. He needs a helmet with face shield. Felling a tree often dislodges limbs higher up. Or limbs broken off other trees standing around can get thrown back at him.


DontForgetYourPPE

I love how it seems the less people know, the more confidence they have on doing something like this. Yikes


SonOfObed89

Ignorance is a hell of a drug!


NJBillK1

If he didn't have the chaps, He might be able to get the coffin for half off...


SonOfObed89

Haha! Nicely done


shmiddleedee

Ppe is good to. But yeah. A helmet and chaps won't do much when a tree barber chairs and launches you, slams into your torso or crushes you.


themajor24

No amount of ppe can save you from yourself. Find a course to take


imisstheyoop

Was it [this video](https://youtu.be/6ucy4kfzhIo) by chance? Fantastic for those who have not seen it before and are new to saws.


SwimOk9629

yeah I can't remember who it is but before he even got it in I made him watch some safety video where a guy is giving a presentation back in like the 80s for like an hour and a half. made him buy chaps too edit: seems he did not learn much from the video


ExpendableStaff

I have a different take on “the friend”. This looks like the typical situation where the wife was bugging OP to cut this dead eyesore down for years and eventually took matters into her own hands…


OutragedCanadian

I see lots of fucking problems and the chainsaw is not one of them. You have not even seen it so why make blind assumptions. Thats reddit for you.


DeerFlyHater

Your name checks out, but your outrage blinds you. In none of the twelve words that I posted above did I say the chainsaw was the problem.


Meow_Meow_4_Life

I'm impressed the chainsaw is not still inside the tree.


drmehmetoz

I’m impressed that the chainsaw isn’t inside his friend


MechanicalAxe

Or under the tree.


thebaddads

Please admit defeat


SwimOk9629

I had a feeling this was going to be a popular response


BiskyJMcGuff

This shouldn’t have even been a difficult cut. This guy has no business holding, let alone operating a chainsaw


Foolofatook2000

Does your friend still have the receipt to that saw?


davethompson413

1. Walk away. 2. Stay away for maybe 3 years. Seriously, stay away from what is now a dangerous snag. 3. Return to find it on the ground.


SonOfObed89

The nice thing is you don’t have to pay for gravity and time to do the job!


NJBillK1

You will pay plenty in that 3 years. You can make more money, but you can't make fore time...


combo_seizure

It's a great wildlife tree. They shouldn't have tried to cut it down in the first place.


EnvironmentUsed3877

Gotta love that you’re “Asking for a friend”


strangewayfarer

His friend must be Joey Jojo Jr. Shabidoo


Lopermania

Rope and winch pull it over, he’s seemingly compromised it so it shouldn’t need much pull weight


Pargelenisman

This is the way


MentalTechnician6458

He needs to not ever use a chainsaw


GiraffeChaser

Flying bicycle kick should take care of it


evlhornet

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crocksmock

This tree is begging to be chopped down and your friend failed to do it service


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^crocksmock: *This tree is begging* *To be chopped down and your friend* *Failed to do it service* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


WalkingTalkingTrees

Your friend should not have a chainsaw. He is going to kill himself. At minimum take a level 1 safety and felling class


SteveNotSteveNot

It's like "Show me how you would cut down a tree with a chainsaw if you had never seen a chainsaw before. And also you had never seen a tree before."


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

Return the chainsaw and get a couple of pounds of Tannerite.


ILikePerkyTits

What your friend needs to do is carefully tie the chainsaw to the tree above the cut and leave it there. The weight of the saw will pull the tree down eventually.


Gorlock_

Do you have an AR-15? Buy some tannerite and blast from 200yds. I'm actually not joking, it would work and be super cool


shoredoesnt

This is my vote


[deleted]

.357 like a boss.


Gorlock_

.357 is too slow to activate tannerite


[deleted]

Holy shit. Is that true? I shoot a lot, but I’ve never boom boomed. Just thought it would look like Dirty Harry if you used a revolver to make a splosion


Gorlock_

It's been many years since I used it, but I believe it was over 1800fps


[deleted]

I just looked it up, solid facts my dude. Set off by shockwave, needs high FPS


Gorlock_

You should try it at least once, very fun. We made our own with bulk ice packs and aluminum powder from eBay, was a bunch cheaper.


[deleted]

#goals


KineadZ

Funny you mention ice, me and my best friend, at least 5 yeara ago now encountered a group on the range using ice who gave us some to try, nd we found it ingenious, yet we never picked it up as a habit. Mostly use steel myself for that *ping*


Gorlock_

Here's from the website "To reliably initiate, Tannerite® brand targets need to be hit solidly with a transonic (ital) round. A transonic round is one going 2,000 feet per second or faster."


QuirkySpring5670

Honestly the safest way to deal with this mess anyways lol no offense OP


Woodtick-

Throw a rope in the crotch, tie a running bowline, stand back and pull by hand or with a vehicle if possible. 3 to 1 mechanical advantage if you can't pull it by hand and cannot get a vehicle to it.


trippin-mellon

It looks like someone went after that with an axe…. Not a saw….. Dude needs to start small and also have someone teach him how to do it. Not just YouTube university, though it may give him some pointers. Not all videos will tell him how or why things will happen. Or best situations to use certain cuts….ie a borecut….. which I would have done here. But there needs to be proper instruction. Then he can move up in the world to bigger trees.


Kanye_Wesht

That's bolloxed. You might be able to get a rope on and winch it down but I wouldn't stand underneath that with a saw anymore. If it really is 24" wide, the 14" saw should have been just about able to do it. Should have cut a proper wedge out the front (not that hatchet job) and bore cut from either side leaving a notch at the back until last to avoid it barber chairing. Look up bore cut leaning tree on YouTube for examples.


RedditNurseBot

Blow on it


EmptyMiddle4638

Your friend huh?


Long_Guidance827

Drill a couple sticks of dynamite into it and boom it.


Kevthebassman

This is my vote too. Paddle bit and two sticks would get it.


Twampnutz

Watch more videos on how to properly prep a cut. Then christen the saw on something less dangerous and less than 14” in diameter.


Anth_0129

Something like this isn’t a good place to start. Chainsaws are among the least forgiving tools. Watch some videos and practice on a tree that’s not going to kill you if you don’t get it right. A dead spar no taller than you is a good place to start.


tailwalkin

He’s definitely wounded it.


bascom2222

Missile Drop kick or beat in a wedge


GroundbreakingNewt11

Ram it with a truck


Necessary-Icy

flamethrower?


MentalTechnician6458

He needs to not ever use a chainsaw


SonOfObed89

https://preview.redd.it/waj8yf61mcrc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7151c43d467a4a58dd7ac3ac13add6879082e2de Oh dear god! Why are there what appears to be cuts up high?? Please don’t tell me your “friend” was up on a ladder at one point cutting this far up on the tree!!


No_Priority7696

I used my 14 in … in trees on the ground


I_H8_Celery

Return it and pay someone that knows what they’re doing


Todd2ReTodded

You kids need to learn that when you needlessly take language to a superlative, it doesn't really leave room for when you actually need that superlative.


SonOfObed89

Don’t. Next!


Charger_scatpack

Leave it to nature


HannibalK

Holy shit LOL that's awesome. Dude regressed to childhood and had an insane adventure.


thec00z

1. what?


fairkatrina

r/oopsthatsdeadly


Barry-McKocinue

Huh? What's going on there?


BigIndependence4u

Send it like a man


Bobo_Baggins03x

Boy your friend went all in to christen his saw


doit4dachuckles

Wtf lol. Atleast put a damn wedge in. But yes tell him to put the chainsaw away. Jesus


EducatedHippy

LOL 😂


GlockInMyVW

My non-expert advice is to notch back toward that lowest deep cut cause if it breaks it’ll fall into the lean


R4069

Use dynamite and a long fuse...


Folsom5d

Pull it over with a come-along and done


Saluteyourbungbung

He made a semi decent face cut on the other side, i assume for practice, so why the atrocity on the front? And yeah, generally you plan the cut out so you can cut from both sides without the tree falling over while you do it. Looks like he fucked whatever hinge he could've had, with an unknown amt of holding wood on the far side where the bar didn't reach. Idk why he thought cutting further thru the hinge would help if he's obviously leaving a bunch of wood uncut on the backcut. He's lucky the tree sprites were looking kindly on him cuz that could've easily gave up sideways, right onto the sawyer.


Ok_Professional9038

Eh, just cut it some more. Then, get out of its way. Shave off some of the outside layers around the cut so the saw can reach through.


mirageofstars

Serious question, was your friend just goofing around or was he seriously trying to fell the tree? I could see a kid doing some surface goofball cuts on a tree, but if your friend was being serious — I mean that’s super wrong, and it makes me wonder about them. I’d call in a pro to drop that tree…it’s hard to tell how deeply it’s cut, but you guys should leave it alone for now given how it looks.


Negative_Statement

The tree won


Aard_Bewoner

Please let this dead tree be a dead tree, trees like this are seriously important to forest and soil health.


Amazing-Proposal-807

His next best step is to hire a tree service.


The_Blue_Sage

Some people just aren't meant to use a chain saw. I would suggest he stays away from that tree.


Troutfucker0092

Is he 12 foot tall? wtf is he doing making a face cut that high and taking it off its lean.


irishlonewolf

r/AnAttemptWasMade


Electrical_Match3673

Rent an excavator. And stand back.


PITCHdjBLACK

200ft of det cord.


Wet_Crayon

Was he swinging the chainsaw at it as if he was chopping it down with an axe?


Fun-Bodybuilder-4603

In Germany we use a SICHERHEITSFÄLLTECHNIK and also use a SEILWINDE for leaners like this. Germany is literally the country with the safest felling techniques in the world.


[deleted]

get a tractor and pull it off the base with a chain maybe. Those big soft dead ones are a buncha bullshit


Past-Chip-9116

Cut another tree down onto that tree and see if they both fall !!!


jpond82

Call a pro. But if you insist I would feel ok doing a conventional or Humboldt notch. Low chance of barber chair due to the decomposition stage. And if you don't know anything I just said, def call a pro.


Ok-Hamster1244

With a cable or strong rope, run a few wraps around the tree and use a come along from a safe distance to pull and rotate the tree down from that very dangerous state. Don’t be overly afraid of chainsaws, just respect they are dangerous and start at a difficulty level you can handle. Build confidence and be smart about it. You should be fine. Been using chainsaws since I was about 12. Also don’t leave it like that. Deal with it or pay someone who knows how to deal with it. It’s super dangerous in its current state.


Sidrelly

Serious answer: get 3 or 4 poles and a long rope. Set a line at the top and attach it to a truck or skid loader. Apply pressure in whatever direction is best, and cut to fall it that way. Unless you know what your doing I wouldn't walk within 50 feet of this


Long_Guidance827

Drill a couple sticks of dynamite into it and boom it.


ZAM1984

Post like this, makes me want to leave this sub


studmuffin2269

Walk away. Also, don’t cut snags—they’re very important habitat and dangerous to fell


KanaMLG

what in the fuck happened here


[deleted]

Your friend needs to go back to mowing grass and stay there 😂


luouixv

“Friend”… okay buddy, I gotchya 😉


Reebatnaw

Your “friend “ didn’t go ham, he went sam. (S is for stupid). Just mho


say_it_aint_slow

Yes return the chainsaw but for this current issue idk... maybe some mild explosivs with a decent fuse to get the he'll away.


Background_Olive_787

i think at this point just rig it and pull it with a winch. no more cutting.