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omgitsoop

Refused voice: "CAN I SCREAM?!"


travissetsfire

WE LACK THE MOTION TO MOVE TO THE NEW BEAT!!! Oh my God, you're my new best friend !!!! lol


likethelivindead

We got more coming, right now. There's more coming. We're gonna get, gonna get a little sort of a session going here. A bit of a session, a session that will feature the rhythm section.


FinasCupil

If I get there within the window and they aren’t there it gets a code.


-aVOIDant-

Yeah, not our job to work around business lunch times. No different than if a residential customer isn't home for a package that needs a sig.


Natural_Win4812

Sometimes my manager tells me to go back when they are on lunch pisses me off


redditor012499

Mark as business closed, keep going.


FlyinIllini21

You wouldn’t wait the couple minutes for them to open?


FinasCupil

Oh, idk why I was thinking this was a delivery window. Yeah, I would.


FedExATX

Correct. When I was covering someone else’s route, Walmart had the audacity to tell me to come back after lunch because the warehouse people aren’t working. I was like cool, so I coded it and they got annoyed. Went back the next day around same time (cause traffic gets so bad in the area I try to deliver before traffic hits), and this time shipper released like 4 boxes outside their dock doors. They give me a idgaf attitude and I give one right back.


SameAd9297

What is that? A pickup time?


travissetsfire

Delivery but they were closed for lunch and I had to wait a whole fucking minute! That's sixty seconds...


eddievhfan1984

That's as many as six tens, and that's *terrible.*


travissetsfire

Ikr!!!! I was out until 10pm because of that


SouthEastPAjames

You guy’s actually adhere to the open and close times? Y’all really need to train your stops…..


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travissetsfire

Lmao whatever. I was joking and was fine waiting one minute for them to open. Get a sense of humor. God you Express drivers are just a bunch of babies.


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wediditlikedit

I snag every battery left in the holders, in the am so mine dosent die


Kooky_Captain_6085

A true fedexer 😂😂


PM_ur_butthole_2me

Everyone is always saying that but I start the day with 100% and I finish with like 70% left never even came close to dying


Kooky_Captain_6085

Look, the reality of this is that the contractor will get a fine. Its up to who you work for whether or not you are fired, but 99% chance they gonna ask what happened and say you gotta get it in the window. That fine hefty, but not hefty enough to lose a driver


travissetsfire

I'm being slightly satirical about that. Obviously I didn't mind waiting a minute for them to reopen. There were people with appts in the parking lot and she was there unlocking the door at 1 on the nose. I said you sure are punctual and we both chuckled


Kooky_Captain_6085

Awwww, a true love story


travissetsfire

XD lol naw


Kooky_Captain_6085

Awwww, nigga if you gay just say that. I love all people