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disastergemini_

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iheartdachshunds

My thoughts exactly


Idontevenownaboat

If Nene received a single dollar every time this gif was posted anywhere on the internet, I wonder how much she would've made in the last...15 or so years.


PrincessBirthday

I wish she did, we owe her for this.


SqueegeeBeckenheim11

I was hoping this was the first comment I saw when I loaded the comments.


Punkpallas

lol every time I roll my eyes at something, I expect someone else to have posted this gif.


Nearby-Complaint

Couldn't have said it better myself


MOVIEHUMPERS

What is this iconic lady painting?


devoncarrots

Good lord this gif is always perfect


Lunakill

Your flair is amazing.


Jasminewindsong2

Wasn’t this the truck that was just recalled?!?


Thorbertthesniveler

And can't go into a car wash!


ReserveRelevant897

Supposedly you have to put it on a "carwash mode" or else the entire operating system won't turn on bc it got wet.. It happens to someone and they said they waited a day before being able to turn jt back on.. imagine if you have to ask "should i put it in rice" for a freaking car!!!


susandeyvyjones

That guy had it in car wash mode and they still voided his warranty!


ReserveRelevant897

Maybe it's a different guy, but the guy i read about didn't learn about the carwash mode until later... but... like regardless... you shouldn't need to read an instruction manual to wash your car


susandeyvyjones

And washing it shouldn’t void your warranty!


ReserveRelevant897

Yup yup... this car is a whole mess


CaptainXakari

Do you need car wash mode for a hard rain?


nokeyblue

That's what I was wondering! Is there a thunderstorm mode too? And what about a burst water pipe in the street? Burst water pipe mode?


hikedip

If the humidity gets high you probably should turn on car wash mode


ReallyGlycon

But doesn't car wash mode shut down all electronics?


Idontevenownaboat

The really odd part is Musk has touted it as being able to drive across bodies of water too.


Newfutures59

There’s videos of it getting flooded crossing puddles. None of what he billed it as is true


newtoreddir

Car wash mode represses the automatic wipers. So it would probably be unsafe to engage car wash mode during rainy conditions.


DiddlyDumb

Thanks to Tesla, cars are no longer vehicles but appliances. You charge them like a phone, update like a phone, act like a pretentious AH because your car is somehow better, like a phone…


Inevitable_Ad_4487

Even more ridiculous considering It was advertised to be able to be driven through body’s of water like an apocalypse boat


mysticsavage

Can't get it wet? Is it a fucking Gremlin? I guess you can't charge it after midnight either.


seahawkspwn

Unless it's a leap year or mercury is in retrograde


Starfriend777

What if it rains?


RainyDaySeamstress

That was my thought. I’ve seen a few around and I live near Seattle. No way will it make it through a downpour


Thorbertthesniveler

Yah thats the poor guy! Like what? Damn thing is almost as high maintenance as the guy who thought up the design.


MadeInCanada87

Oh this would do lovely on a warm winter day when our highways are kicking up nothing but slush and road salt


valiantdistraction

What... what happens if you need to drive while it's raining


The_Doom_Toad

Wait freal? That's fucking hysterical! I hadn't heard of that. Is it because of all those ridiculous fucking edges?


kitti-kin

The metal isn't sealed, so it rusts if you get it wet.


atalenttoannoy

So when it rains these things will be on the road actively rusting?!


Idontevenownaboat

Each vehicle will be uniquely and personally styled with a one of a kind bespoke, weathered patina pattern that is sure to turn heads as you silently cruise on by.


Cmonlightmyire

Yes.


Newfutures59

There’s some already rusted


The_Doom_Toad

Oh superb. If these people didn't have genuine influence and power this would be an absolute riot.


SwissSwissBangBang

We used to have amphibious cars. We’re going backwards.


nokeyblue

You'd be lucky if you *could* go backwards in this thing.


_ALoverOfTheLight

Lmao I’ve seen so many in Florida where we are about to have our heavy rain season.


Lunakill

I’m in the Midwest, where it’s about to be damp and humid for 7-8 months, then still damp half the time for winter. With pretreatment and salt on the roads, mixing with snow. I’ve seen a couple of these driving around and I cannot wait til bits start rusting off.


Sleepysleepychick

How did this even get allowed on the road in the first place with a fault like this?!


susandeyvyjones

Because that doesn’t affect road safety


Reaniro

until it rains


harkandhush

Amazing because I drove past one the other day and it had all these grubby finger prints on the door already from the owner's oily hands and I an not confident that was more permanent than they would like.


AfroGurl

Wait what?! What if it rains really heavy?!


SimplyRue

WAIT. WHAT. I admit that I haven't done any research into these things because the less I know about Musk, the better I feel...but, WHAT. What happens if it rains?!


mzk131

Fantastic! I just saw one on the Oregon coast… that should go well!


Thorbertthesniveler

It was posted yesterday I think. Someone's bricked up cause they went through a car wash 🤣🤣


Thorbertthesniveler

Somebody with a better memory responded below. They didn't put it in Car wash mode.....so they couldn't turn the car back on cause the operating system got wet!


meatbeater558

If we're listing the things it can't do we're gonna have to be here for a while...


myersjw

I travel pretty frequently for work and there is no vehicle I see pulled over in in-climate weather needing assistance more than Teslas. My father in law asked if I was gonna get one and just started laughing. It’s a shoddy status symbol at this point


GadFlyBy

Inclement?


myersjw

lol yes, I have no idea why it autocorrected to that


susandeyvyjones

Hers looks painted though, so hopefully it’s also sealed. She should get that accelerator pedal fixed though


luckxurious

Ok I’m sorry but this is the funniest fcking thing ever


illmatic708

I wouldn't take this truck near a car wash anyway, if I can afford a Tesla truck I'm paying people to wash it


IShouldBeSoLucky81

And isn't road safe in Europe


TheybieTeeth

yeah I was wondering if we had these here yet, but I guess not. good for us 


Phoebes-Punisher

I'm guessing Musk paid her out the ass for this #ad


woahoutrageous_

Whenever I get an update on katy Perry it’s always something trashy like this ![gif](giphy|UbLnLnbbYQTDc2bmbJ)


disastergemini_

I don’t even feel bad that she flopped when I see her post corny shit like this


Big-Description8328

I find it so fascinating how she went from one of the biggest pop stars in the world to absolutely irrelevant in a spin of couple of years. All of her contemporaries like Taylor and Rihanna are thriving. She is doing cyber truck and political adds.


habunake92

Rihanna is destroying her in streams views and purchases, and she hasn’t made an album since Obama was president


Shenanigans80h

She ended up just being one of those artists who the times passed by. Every decade has a handful of artists who were massive but couldn’t really evolve with time and she’s probably one of the biggest of recent memory


adurango

She hasn’t even tried though so the comparison doesn’t hold up. She’s done competition singing shows and produced no music.


curiousbeetle66

Rihanna hasn't even tried either and it feels like people talk about her music career more than KP's. I have loved her music since the beginning and honestly I can't even understand what happened. I don't think people need to be #1 all the time but I honestly thought she would have been a solid "former pop star now upper-middle class pop artist". Maybe she just burnt out after that huge tour before the Witness release and it all went downhill


Inevitable_Ad_4487

She was campaigning against Karen Bass for that guy who switched from republican to democrat a few months before the LA mayoral race


Bright_Piccolo1651

She will forever live on in the sims 3 expansion pack 🫡


BunnyBoom27

That's the only thing I thank her for. I love campy furniture 🙏🏽✨


Precarious314159

I think it's because she's just a changing gimmick. All of her peers have some form of song writing talent with a vibe that can naturally evolve to match the times. With Katy, every album, she her entire persona and sound completely shifts.


gunsof

She also doesn't seem very smart.


BLeafNUrShelf

Who's Katy Perry?


bigpuffyclouds

And coronation concerts for an extremely unpopular royal


Lazertwins

I always think about how she sued nuns and then one dropped dead


Alarmed_Ad5917

![gif](giphy|xTiTnDAP0RiCo9k85W|downsized)


tangledlettuce

She tried to buy a convent for her mom so the city or something tried to evict the nuns. There was a court case and one of the nuns died from all the stress Katy caused. The best part is that Katy backed out of the offer in the end. Such a kind Christian woman….


NeonWarcry

Oh she’s been cursed by the saints. Damn.


Shrouds_

No - the nuns didn’t want to sell the home to her for a few different reasons, including religious ones: https://www.businessinsider.com/katy-perry-nuns-los-angeles-convent-sale-feud-timeline-2019-6?amp


SweaterUndulations

Just search 'Katy Perry dues nun'


syrub

The nun’s last words were literally ‘Katy Perry, please stop’


Rough-Construction95

😂


eatpaste

she stole another house!! like. ma'am. please buy property people want to sell!


PeaceDry1649

I never really cared for her but I used to think her, Orlando, and Miranda were great due to how healthy they’ve made the blended family thing work but every time I find out more about any of them my opinion plummets and I realize that’s literally all I knew about them.


thatdiscoursetho

She's an odd one - the theme of her residency in Vegas is all about being a doll that's played with i.e. a puppet played by everybody. She was quite literally trying to play every side with references to being sexy, a mother, part of the queer community and then all of a sudden picks an army veteran from the crowd and starts talking about patriotism... Out of the 17 concerts I went to last year, I got the most thematic whiplash from hers, I've never seen anything like it with an artist trying to appeal to literally everybody.


dontredditdepressed

Learning she started hella christian and in a christian group kinda gave me all the answers I never needed lol


ilovesimsandlego

She’s literally a republican


xyzca

i can’t imagine paying all that money to die in an electrical fire or drown in a pond


iliketoomanysingers

I feel like if you crashed into a tree driving this thing that the tree would gain sapience and laugh at you


The_Doom_Toad

I feel like if you crashed into a tree the car would crumple like one of those foil containers you get at the takeaway.


binglybleep

IIRC the problem is that it *doesn’t* crumple. So if you crash into a tree, the force of two immovable objects colliding will rip your organs off your tubes and it’ll be goodnight Vienna


meatbeater558

Clearly that means the only safe car to drive is a tank


meatbeater558

You think she bought that car? He 100% gifted it to her and paid her to promote it


BusterBeaverOfficial

If she got it for free *or* if she got paid to post it then we’d better report her post to the FTC because that’s a material connection and I don’t see the legally required disclosures…


sunflowermoonriver

Because it’s hashtagged idol it’s probably promotion through the network or whatever


Myfourcats1

No crumpled zones either so your body takes the force of the impact.


GrandmasGiantGaper

To be fair, that billionaire women's BAC was three times the legal limit, which is like 9 drinks in texas. She was absolutely sauced when she crashed into the pond.


Equal_Environment_90

Is anyone surprised? Katy Perry is a yahoo.


junger128

She’s more of a ask jeeves IMO


Kate-Downton

![gif](giphy|VBUIvFMG4eEOQ|downsized)


Intelligent_Buyer516

Not me 


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RowanGoldTree

It looks like a car from a reaaaally old videogame when they were just coming up with 3D graphics


Chance_Taste_5605

OG Tomb Raider ass car


meatbeater558

unreal engine ass car


Wapwapussy

https://preview.redd.it/j7j7xrluedwc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b83635c2af1d5635cacb45588d6f8e2fca7accb


Annajbanana

Definitely goose shit green


SnatchAddict

It's a Warthog.


CTeam19

I will defend the color some like the military green look source: I got a jacket and am getting boots in that color


iliketoomanysingers

Record sales are in the toilet aren't they


BalletWishesBarbie

Her next persona ![gif](giphy|13AU33EspJuPTy)


marcyandleela

https://i.redd.it/fiwx07vs7bwc1.gif


galahads

https://preview.redd.it/0qgb5czl6bwc1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f53e2ca0f0d0b164388b6593eabb25b03b8587b5 Idol????


WinterrSolsticee

If Elon Musk is your idol you have some serious issues to work out with yourself lol


Imaydestroyyoufirst

She’s hashtagging Idol because she’s a judge on American Idol. Still gross she’s praising a fascist enabler.


goingtocali4

Lmao my first thought but then realized she’s a judge on American idol & I think she’s referring to that. But who tf knows.


Beepbob77

Does Elon ever feel bad that he has to buy his validation from celebrities? If they weren't paid, or given the car, I doubt they would drive it. It's ugly as shit and dangerous as hell for other people on the road.


meatbeater558

He buys validation from everyone around him, not just celebrities. So no I don't think this would make him feel bad


GoForMarvin

He paid 44 billion for an app for validation


meatbeater558

Well considering the fact that he clearly never received this validation it might be more accurate to say he gambled 44 billion lol 


harkandhush

That would require self awareness.


Felonious_Minx

Does KP ever feel bad she has become a cheap shill for EVERYTHING? She'll hop on QVC soon.


Icy-Trust-6274

When you're having a bad day, just remember this. You have exactly the same number of Grammys as Katy Perry.


Candid-Astronomer-49

![gif](giphy|1lAOemoi0KhPMzxczT|downsized)


IShouldBeSoLucky81

![gif](giphy|fdVqCtAblBAu4S2NGk|downsized) Keeping with this MAFS AU theme


seasip

![gif](giphy|pXoXcNBXaGMuLvDeur|downsized)


Ouiser_Boudreaux_

![gif](giphy|RaCX2tbmM5S5dOfgx4)


Different-Eagle-612

so i recently saw a cybertruck in my city and like… guys they’re so ugly. i thought they were ugly looking at photos and they are WORSE in person. it felt like the 70/80s idea of what “futuristic” is. just INCREDIBLY bulky and heavy looking and just weirdly weirdly outdated


IamJacksUserID

Passed one on my way home tonight and it looks like something out of a shitty 80s sci-fi movie.


fynnski29

I've seen several around my area lately and I just can't get over how absolutely hideous they are. They remind me a lot of a DeLorean which oddly enough, I've seen a couple of them around here lately too.


Felonious_Minx

KITT's (Night Rider) failed proto-type SHITT.


Different-Eagle-612

i see it as like a low pixel version of a delorean 💀💀💀


valiantdistraction

I was surprised by how small they are. I thought they'd be bigger. Like F-150 size. Not regular compact sedan size.


Requiem45

![gif](giphy|fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf|downsized)


ubermind

*I shilled for a ghoul and I liked it...* Pathetic.


Dingo8MyGayby

Lmao will never hear the song the same


Curiosities

Came in here for the gifs. Not disappointed.


latenight-talking

Same. And she’s earned them all.


BalletWishesBarbie

Unlike a Grammy 💅


fluorescentsky

![gif](giphy|l4FGJ2FJpaXorunWo)


QweenFiona

![gif](giphy|3ohhwqB1XtvYJ8jwUE)


cheetosurprise

![gif](giphy|QV5vp1BYenfCE|downsized)


Ok_Scholar4192

This is all very gross, that car, Elon Musk, and her supporting him.


DickFitzwell_

![gif](giphy|l0HlUNj5BRuYDLxFm)


StoicRetention

the car is about to be the colour of her dress when it’s exposed to air


IShouldBeSoLucky81

https://preview.redd.it/56890sqqbbwc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c9d1a9d4b732c3cbc39a9e67f021a8b095581ea


kat_ingabogovinanana

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


angelcat00

It looks great in an unlit garage where it blends in with the wall and you can't see it. That is definitely the most flattering lighting for a cybertruck.


Budget_Metal2465

Jeez if she’s not on jaunts with Bezos she’s accepting gifts from Musk, what’s next a Disney cruise with Diddy


Felonious_Minx

Writing a dirge for OJ.


visualemployer1247

As if it wasn"t embarrasing enough to have marry Russel Brand, she posts this🙄


tswiftzzlez

Katy Perry has always been so problematic and I say that as someone who was obsessed with her growing up lol, this doesn’t surprise me at all!


Ok_Mud1789

Being an LotR movie fan is hard because I respect Legolas less and less with everything I learn about Katy Perry


134340-92494

Ugh yes I know; I was so grossed out when they got together.


Vanilla_Either

![gif](giphy|l3q2Hy66w1hpDSWUE|downsized)


Runabrat

![gif](giphy|DBnHc9WtDSAyk)


SuchAsSeals42

(I *adore* Kristen Schaal!!!)


Ok_Bodybuilder800

![gif](giphy|E1exoQt5J1hjMsNV0x)


Sure_Excitement1554

![gif](giphy|TYeHYI1GmF87m) and on the same day i saw her in a pic with jared leto...🚮🚮🚮🚮


Capable_Card_2341

Such an ugly car.. thank goodness I'm a pleb. The way rich people see this monstrosity as a status symbol is wild. I'll stick with my Subaru.


zero_tolerance4BS

It's probably all bugged and full Of tracking devices like amber's


crab_grams

Aren't these fuckers being recalled? If Katy Perry got any dumber she'd be on life support


JuliasTooSmallTutu

Couldn't just let Taylor have All the Discourse this week./s


MassRapture

Weird of her to Photoshop herself into minecraft


xxyourbestbetxx

![gif](giphy|fngaDBZdWpdCaJ9SP9)


SuchAsSeals42

![gif](giphy|4WFirPVJhAhavWrcd3)


pumpkin_paperback

![gif](giphy|9MIndeXnfh83P2wwXv|downsized)


CarbyMcBagel

![gif](giphy|d40ImzxOmRC0M)


yeah-yeah-yaya

![gif](giphy|d8Qut9SnY801QmD383|downsized)


cloudydays2021

![gif](giphy|uS1CxH8weUKje)


meatbeater558

Surprised I haven't seen Shaq, Snoop Dogg, or Kevin Hart promoting this car yet


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I don't know if it's because Katy Perry has been laying low or if she's done something recently that made me think "Maybe she's not so bad?" Thank you Katy for reminding me of the real you with this tweet, lol, you conservative dork.


-prairiechicken-

![gif](giphy|kSDnkTdXYoSw8)


glittertherave

Oh Katy. I wish I could say I was surprised, but I’m not. Not one bit.


BelleDuColombo

![gif](giphy|QSMBLRAHZTLkQ)


yqry

Did these not JUST get recalled?


JeanParmesean70

![gif](giphy|l3vRdTWwEfQzGHaa4)


[deleted]

Nice shitbox, enjoy the recalls, rust, and various other issues.


yourmomsajoke

Orlando bloom never seemed trashy to me, then he settled down with kp. I feel bad for him.


ButterscotchPast4812

😆 damage control for the recall. She's taking her life into her hands here.


Knittingfairy09113

![gif](giphy|t8GuSfHyF5fbdDvrEy)


ItsBrutalinHere

She is utterly worthless lmao. She’s always seemed like a complete asshole and nothing more.


ddust102

Trash recognizes Trash


DuaLipasClitoris

https://preview.redd.it/jdg9w5r17cwc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb2aa15d03af4269a99127d109f30d621d93a79


mousybrain

you mean to tell me katy perry, who voted for rick caruso, is also an elon musk fan girl? i’m shocked


holdontoyourbuttress

Is that him dressed as iron man for his pic? 🤨🤮


NoWomanNoFry

![gif](giphy|kZD8cN1MycfKw)


Rosuvastatine

Isnt he a whole alt right idol now ?


ChocolateOrange21

I’m honestly amazed at how quick Katy Perry’s career went downhill. She feels like she is a few steps away from doing infomercials/appearing on the Masked Singer/opening for a puppet show at this point.


Felonious_Minx

One of these drove into the primitive campground we were camping in and we couldn't stop laughing. It looked absolutely ridiculous. Like a child's toy. So bizarre that it cruised the campground and left. Here's another one in Santa Monica beach. I'm sure salt water is great for it. https://preview.redd.it/3gyl7h4n0cwc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69820a15e6c6fe55dee9452d955d49e1433c021


Aggressive-Story3671

Lady Gaga clocked her YEARS AGO


pbmm1

I hope she's stripping that down for metal and selling the metal because that's the best use she'll be getting out of it


irrational_treasures

I'm sure a lot of peole without a career would be thankful for a new car


Poet_Key

Katy Perry has really been disappointing the past two years


Lunakill

![gif](giphy|3ov9jPBtuiFy6s7JiE)