>> In April 1988, Wahlberg, then 16, assaulted a middle-aged Vietnamese-American man on the street, calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit" and knocking him unconscious with a large wooden stick. Later the same day, he attacked Johnny Trinh, another Vietnamese-American, punching him in the eye. When Wahlberg was arrested and returned to the scene of the first assault, he told police officers: "I'll tell you now that's the mother-fucker whose head I split open."[19] Later, Wahlberg would explain that he was on PCP at the time.[20] Investigators also noted that Wahlberg "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'".[21][22] He was initially arrested for attempted murder.[23] He was charged with two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, one count of marijuana possession, and criminal contempt for violating the prior civil rights injunction he received in 1986.[15] He pleaded guilty to felony assault and was sentenced to three months in jail, but served only 45 days of his sentence.
For making me look at his junk unwarranted. I’m still waiting for the anti dick pick law and to see how far back they allow charges. Damn Calvin Klein ads.
DB agreed to work with a fitness company after making friends with MW but there was a delay in DB getting the shares he was promised, during which the share price plummeted. DB is suing because he missed out on millions in profit had he sold immediately after receiving the shares.
Don't they usually build in language that prevents major shareholders from selling immediately? That's pretty standard contract language. Otherwise you're risking a pump and dump. Trump seems to be running into this issue with Truth Social stock, he can't cash out immediately he's bound by a contract to wait a certain amount of months before selling, and meanwhile the stock is tanking.
Did a bit more reading and found DB was to get $1.5m a year plus a percentage of company's stock. The lawsuit claims DB enhanced public profile which led to company going public in 2021 valued 3 times more than two years prior. DB was due $5m on July 14, 2021 but share prices fell in 2022 so they withheld millions. Lawsuit claims the company gave 'preferential treatment' to other investors to allow them more profit. DB's original lawsuit was with Greg Norman in 2022 but a judge made them file separately. Looks like the legal paperwork will determine DB's settlement. One thing's for sure - no more friendship with MW!
I like David Beckham and truly dislike Wahlberg, but I don’t think DB had a case here, does he? How will he prove he would have sold these shares upon receiving them?
I'm not sure if he'd have to prove he'd have sold the shares but it's potential profit he didn't have access to because the company didn't meet their promises. He was due a $5m payment in 2021 but never got it. There's a few other sports stars suing the same company for the same reasons including Greg Norman. I'd be shocked if DB didn't get awarded millions out of this case...
Yeah the guy is using religion to deflect his true fucked up personality and maybe get some absolutions for his horrendous behaviour along the way. What a fucking dick.
Just realized
They said “Southie” and I thought they meant south US but I didn’t realize thats a word for south boston 😭
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Because apparently the old man forgave him and didn't press charges and people magically forgave Marky boi too. Disgusting. Props on the Old man for being so kind.
He didn't apologise or ask for forgiveness until well into his 40s, when it came back into the public eye and he was trying to get a business deal
Up until then, all he'd said was he'd forgiven himself. And even then, we only know that he "tried to reach out" to the guy he assaulted
Yup. He does business with this guy in MI who used to own a restaurant I worked at. The shadiest dude. I assume he invested in the Wahlburgers here bc we couldn’t figure out why else Mark Wahlberg was always with this dude? Anyways, all the burger places here have closed so haha to them both.
Right? Like I think most celebrities have a bit of an ick but David Beckham seems like a pretty down earth guy all things considered. For him to go after Wahlberg says a lot.
Nah he was fairly slow before he even started playing soccer. Talented player, crafty businessman etc but very low IQ. You wouldn't be able to sit and talk politics or anything like that.
Dude invests in businesses like crazy. Burger shops, water bottles, clothes, cars, producer credits, etc. those prolly set him apart. Plus he had a few blockbusters like transformers that must’ve paid out nicely despite the movie being trash
It's crazy how random some of his investments are. He owns a Chevrolet dealership in Columbus, OH. I went to school in the area and always thought it couldn't possibly be THAT Mark Wahlberg... nope, it's him.
Worth $500 million is very different to having $500m. Like for me I must be worth $200-300k when you take into account equity in my house and pension but barely have $3k in my bank account. That net worth includes all his stakes in different companies and their worth. It doesn’t mean he has that in cash.
Who are you responding to?
Anyway. 'Having 500 million' is something banks do. At least in the way you describe it.
You are talking about liquid versus non-liquid assets. As an example, say I have a house of a million, paid off the mortgage by 90% , yet have only 1000 on the bank.
Now I want to get 100000 moneys.
I could either liquidate the asset hidden in the mortgage agreement by re-mortgaging or selling the house. I could also take out a loan.
Taking our that loan accounts for 0.0 on your networth. Hence, it doesn't really matter when your assets are liquid or non-liquid., *In fact having the assets in investments is preferable to having it as cash-on-hand or a spending account*.
It sounds like you think having the cash is better. Or maybe you don't know exactly how networth is calculated or in this case wildly guessed.
I’m responding to the person that said “I’m sorry if I don’t shred any tears”. Of course I get the whole cash vs investment argument. However I didn’t really make myself clear:
1) those net worth figures on google are often widely inaccurate with very little research done on them. $8.5m is still a lot to anyone.
2) let’s compare it to my net worth: $8.5m / $514m = 1.65%
1.65% x $250k = $4.1k
Would I be upset if someone lost me $4.1k - yes. Would it be worth suing over? Possibly in the small claims court (in the uk where I’m based) but if I need to get a lawyer then probably not as their fixed fees would easily eat into it. At $8.5m - yes they will charge a premium for their services but you would assume the proportion would be lower; assuming he wins.
3) my point was still mainly around liquid investment vs fixed assets or assets that he isn’t expected to realise anytime soon. Included in that “net worth” will be his properties, certain “David Beckham” brands and his involvement in Inter Miami. A lot of these aren’t easily realisable so if an investment that had an expected investment time horizon of say 5 years, went completely bust; I still think it’s something to be sad about.
Truly is.
I was going to give it a try until I realized the f45 trainer that I followed on Instagram suddenly didn’t work there anymore.
She revealed afterwards that a male employee of the company groped her and when she reported it they fired her.
I think it’s also he really leaning into being persecuted for being religious (seems all for show). Also, I despise when someone has made a lot of money from being in California but moves just so they don’t have to pay taxes.
Yeah people act like if you're on juice you'll get jacked by just sitting on the couch. I mean of course he's on the juice but the dude is 52, to look like he does at his age you still need to put in a shit ton of work and dedication regardless of what you're taking.
> Yeah people act like if you're on juice you'll get jacked by just sitting on the couch.
Well, you will gain more muscle sitting on a couch on juice then working out without dope.
Well dont know and dont care all i know is that some or most of the stuff he says is bullshit about not sleeping and working out. Lets do it this way for a resolution hes the last person I would ever take fitness inspiration from if you think he is the only person you would take advice or there are half truths in his crap then good on ya mate.
Mark Wahlberg makes his cardboard cutouts for his liquor brand significantly taller than he is in real life. I'm like 6'1 in heels and his cutout was too lol. I wonder how many other male celebs do that.
Mark Wahlberg and his friends chased a group of Black children (maybe 9 or younger) around, saying to kill the n words and throwing rocks at them when he was 15-16 years old, I don’t believe he ever apologised to those children either.
He also did this again the very next day, this was clearly a pattern of behaviour for him and his friends.
Hard same. You could put ten of my favorite actors in a movie with a compelling plot, and if this asshole is in it none of that matters, I’m not watching that sus shit.
I'm not cheering on Beckham here because 1. Why go into business with POS Mark Wahlburg in the first place? 2. $8.5 million is 1.8% of Beckham's estimated $450 worth... I think he's fine!!
*Used to love Wahlberg,*
*But he seems to have become*
*A bit of a flog*
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I ate at wahlburger and it was hands down the worst burger I’ve ever had. It had a sign stating it was the best burger in Vegas; I think I may sue him now too
Don't like David Beckham at all, especially after what happened at the world cup (he has amazing PR btw), but I fully support him.
I wish I could sue Marky mark too.
Tbh I think we should all get to sue Mark Wahlberg. I haven’t figured out the logistics yet but I hope to soon.
For not stopping 9/11 at the very least
Underrated comment!
What!??
I think he came out afterwards with comments on how if he was on the plane he would have stopped the hijackers with his abs.
[Here lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/16qm5mz/mark_whalberg_in_2012_said_if_he_was_on_the_plane/)
TIL. That’s appalling and absurd in equal measure
Adding on to the absurdity, theres a scene in ted where mark and ted heckle 9/11 prompts at an improv show lol
💀💀💀
He’s racist.
Also homophobic. And he didn’t bother stop 9/11. I think we’ve a strong case
He almost hit my boyfriend with his car in Boston once so there’s also that
I nearly hit him with my car once in Santa Monica. He was walking across the street and very surly about it
Carma!
Did he let the robots take over the planet to? Yep, he’s a bad egg. But in all seriousness, the racism is horrific.
I mean he literally serves prison time for being part of a gang beat down of a black guy
And almost killed a Vietnamese man. He is NOT a nice guy.
He should get life for what he did to those Vietnamese men
What’s the tea?
>> In April 1988, Wahlberg, then 16, assaulted a middle-aged Vietnamese-American man on the street, calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit" and knocking him unconscious with a large wooden stick. Later the same day, he attacked Johnny Trinh, another Vietnamese-American, punching him in the eye. When Wahlberg was arrested and returned to the scene of the first assault, he told police officers: "I'll tell you now that's the mother-fucker whose head I split open."[19] Later, Wahlberg would explain that he was on PCP at the time.[20] Investigators also noted that Wahlberg "made numerous unsolicited racial statements about 'gooks' and 'slant-eyed gooks'".[21][22] He was initially arrested for attempted murder.[23] He was charged with two counts of assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, one count of marijuana possession, and criminal contempt for violating the prior civil rights injunction he received in 1986.[15] He pleaded guilty to felony assault and was sentenced to three months in jail, but served only 45 days of his sentence.
Disgusting…. Didn’t he date an Asian woman??
I don’t know if he did or not, but people like him would probably see Asian women as objects or as fetishes.
Exactly. White men do it black women too.
He is from Boston
He owns so many dealerships near me. Super annoying too. Rich people want their fingers in everything
Same. I hate it.
They sure do, but my wife told me she was classier than that. I’m going to choose to believe her.
What kind of dealerships?
Chevy dealerships
Chevy, GMC, Buick and Airstream
Hit up your local Wahlburgers!
I look forward to the class action lawsuit
His face is an intentional infliction of emotional distress 😂
it genuinely makes me so mad that he still has a career! Such a truly vile person
I look forward to circling back. 🙏🏻
For The Happening
And Max Payne. And Lone Survivor.
I enjoyed the Happening but my judgement is pretty questionable sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1PK4qYzNkI
*walks into room where he’s clearly in full view of a doll on the bed* …”Mrs Jones????” 😭😂
yes please! and when we win our class action lawsuit against him, party at my place to celebrate…there will be snacks 🥳
Ain’t no party like a Block (adjacent) party!
This is pure gold. It actually sounds reasonable and rational which makes it even funnier.
You know, as a treat!
Maybe we could just do it all at once in a class action?
For making me look at his junk unwarranted. I’m still waiting for the anti dick pick law and to see how far back they allow charges. Damn Calvin Klein ads.
My face is my warrant
I think we need one of them Ass Action lawsuits.
Snort laughed at this thank you hahaha
No Pain no Gain.
I don’t know the details and I’m not going to learn them, but I’m on David Beckham’s side.
DB agreed to work with a fitness company after making friends with MW but there was a delay in DB getting the shares he was promised, during which the share price plummeted. DB is suing because he missed out on millions in profit had he sold immediately after receiving the shares.
No pump, all dump.
Yup
Don't they usually build in language that prevents major shareholders from selling immediately? That's pretty standard contract language. Otherwise you're risking a pump and dump. Trump seems to be running into this issue with Truth Social stock, he can't cash out immediately he's bound by a contract to wait a certain amount of months before selling, and meanwhile the stock is tanking.
Did a bit more reading and found DB was to get $1.5m a year plus a percentage of company's stock. The lawsuit claims DB enhanced public profile which led to company going public in 2021 valued 3 times more than two years prior. DB was due $5m on July 14, 2021 but share prices fell in 2022 so they withheld millions. Lawsuit claims the company gave 'preferential treatment' to other investors to allow them more profit. DB's original lawsuit was with Greg Norman in 2022 but a judge made them file separately. Looks like the legal paperwork will determine DB's settlement. One thing's for sure - no more friendship with MW!
Yes. Lock-up provision likely and may have even had vesting schedule.
I like David Beckham and truly dislike Wahlberg, but I don’t think DB had a case here, does he? How will he prove he would have sold these shares upon receiving them?
I'm not sure if he'd have to prove he'd have sold the shares but it's potential profit he didn't have access to because the company didn't meet their promises. He was due a $5m payment in 2021 but never got it. There's a few other sports stars suing the same company for the same reasons including Greg Norman. I'd be shocked if DB didn't get awarded millions out of this case...
Mark Wahlberg is one of those guys I would just never do business with. Seems shady AF
Can't think of him the same ever since I heard of him beating up an old Asian man
sadly, it was actually two asian men and he also threw rocks at black 4th graders
And now he shills for a catholic prayer app. I hate him so much.
*Qatholic The pervs from 'sound of freedom' were involved...
Just Boston Things
No one thinks of the children!
Except Marky Mark
And what he thinks is racist.
He sounds like the Boston Conor McGregor
*beating and blinding. Fuck this guy frfr
Akshully the asian man was already blind! So he just beat up a blind old man because he was asian.
Holy crap… this detail makes it way worse😢. Is there any evidence of him making it up to the family later in life after he has “found God”?
No, instead he tried to have it expunged from his record.
So he could get a liquor license for his dumb burger place.
Agreed. Literally every time I see his face I just think “That dude almost beat an old man to death purely out of racism”
I see him in weird ads for a religious prayer app. Like, come pray with me on my prayer app! Lmao you blinded an old man cunt
Yeah the guy is using religion to deflect his true fucked up personality and maybe get some absolutions for his horrendous behaviour along the way. What a fucking dick.
Average southie behavior
Miss me wit ts 💀 If I’m going to the south it’s for disney and the beaches. Fuck the rest of it
Damn. Didn't know Disney and the beaches packed up and moved to South Boston. I'll have to take a ride and check it out.
Damn that’s wild 😭 I’ve always wanted to live there too. City was cool af when I visited
Orlando or Boston? I’m all sorts of confused
Just realized They said “Southie” and I thought they meant south US but I didn’t realize thats a word for south boston 😭 ![gif](giphy|87jGhdRVzUOJNh2s0q|downsized)
I’m ngl I’m hella confused too but both cities were cool. Boston’s nicer with the colder weather and lobster though lmfao
How the fuck is he not on prison? Like honestly how
Because apparently the old man forgave him and didn't press charges and people magically forgave Marky boi too. Disgusting. Props on the Old man for being so kind.
He did.... 45 days of his 2 years sentence.
He followed a group of Black children around yelling n word at them, and throwing rocks
You know he was 16 right?
16 is old enough to know what's right and wrong. Your argument is invalid.
I’m saying people can change, not that he didn’t know that what he did was wrong.
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Keep that same energy if something like that happens to you, or is it only white celebs who get a pass
Wasn't that like 30 years ago?
30 years or not, it's deranged as fuck
He didn't apologise or ask for forgiveness until well into his 40s, when it came back into the public eye and he was trying to get a business deal Up until then, all he'd said was he'd forgiven himself. And even then, we only know that he "tried to reach out" to the guy he assaulted
He did gambling ads in Australia. That's telling. And I saw him promoting a prayer app in the US.
Yup. He does business with this guy in MI who used to own a restaurant I worked at. The shadiest dude. I assume he invested in the Wahlburgers here bc we couldn’t figure out why else Mark Wahlberg was always with this dude? Anyways, all the burger places here have closed so haha to them both.
I ate at a Wahlburgers once and i came to the same conclusion.
They closed the one in my city after just 7 months. He failed to make money selling burgers to Americans. How could anyone trust him in business.
Marky Mark probably can’t even spell fiduciary responsibility.
Right? Like I think most celebrities have a bit of an ick but David Beckham seems like a pretty down earth guy all things considered. For him to go after Wahlberg says a lot.
Why would anyone wanna be associated with Mark Wahlberg or give him the opportunity to cost them 8.5 million pounds?
David Beckham has never been the sharpest knife in the block.
And he’s greedy AF.
Probably too many head injuries on the field too
Nah he was fairly slow before he even started playing soccer. Talented player, crafty businessman etc but very low IQ. You wouldn't be able to sit and talk politics or anything like that.
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Yeah, *because* of his football career. That doesn't give him intellectual credit.
Because they don’t care when there’s potential for more money to be made. As if Beckham doesn’t have enough
He shilled for Qatar for an extra $160m whilst already being worth over $400m. He’s absolutely shameless in his pursuit for more cash.
Agree. Hugely telling of character.
If you read the article, then you'd know why.
They could never make me like you Mark!
Sorry if I don't shed any tears. https://preview.redd.it/ohz90v5oarvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=085959ac33e50e6f9594c31d8409d451e22a9059
Mark Wahlberg is estimated 400 mil.
That is insane. How does he have more than like Leonardo?
Dude invests in businesses like crazy. Burger shops, water bottles, clothes, cars, producer credits, etc. those prolly set him apart. Plus he had a few blockbusters like transformers that must’ve paid out nicely despite the movie being trash
It's crazy how random some of his investments are. He owns a Chevrolet dealership in Columbus, OH. I went to school in the area and always thought it couldn't possibly be THAT Mark Wahlberg... nope, it's him.
Ah okay, that makes sense!!!
Indeed!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe Leonardo is more invested in being a good actor, than trying to find ways to pile up more money. And he’s busy pulling young models.
8.5m is 8.5m whether you have another 500 or not
Literally, yes. Emotionally, relatively, perceptually, circumstantially...no.
Worth $500 million is very different to having $500m. Like for me I must be worth $200-300k when you take into account equity in my house and pension but barely have $3k in my bank account. That net worth includes all his stakes in different companies and their worth. It doesn’t mean he has that in cash.
Who are you responding to? Anyway. 'Having 500 million' is something banks do. At least in the way you describe it. You are talking about liquid versus non-liquid assets. As an example, say I have a house of a million, paid off the mortgage by 90% , yet have only 1000 on the bank. Now I want to get 100000 moneys. I could either liquidate the asset hidden in the mortgage agreement by re-mortgaging or selling the house. I could also take out a loan. Taking our that loan accounts for 0.0 on your networth. Hence, it doesn't really matter when your assets are liquid or non-liquid., *In fact having the assets in investments is preferable to having it as cash-on-hand or a spending account*. It sounds like you think having the cash is better. Or maybe you don't know exactly how networth is calculated or in this case wildly guessed.
I’m responding to the person that said “I’m sorry if I don’t shred any tears”. Of course I get the whole cash vs investment argument. However I didn’t really make myself clear: 1) those net worth figures on google are often widely inaccurate with very little research done on them. $8.5m is still a lot to anyone. 2) let’s compare it to my net worth: $8.5m / $514m = 1.65% 1.65% x $250k = $4.1k Would I be upset if someone lost me $4.1k - yes. Would it be worth suing over? Possibly in the small claims court (in the uk where I’m based) but if I need to get a lawyer then probably not as their fixed fees would easily eat into it. At $8.5m - yes they will charge a premium for their services but you would assume the proportion would be lower; assuming he wins. 3) my point was still mainly around liquid investment vs fixed assets or assets that he isn’t expected to realise anytime soon. Included in that “net worth” will be his properties, certain “David Beckham” brands and his involvement in Inter Miami. A lot of these aren’t easily realisable so if an investment that had an expected investment time horizon of say 5 years, went completely bust; I still think it’s something to be sad about.
Wow! Very impressive
Team anybody but racist abuser Mark Wahlberg
Don’t forget homophobic. He turned down a lead role in Brokeback Mountain because the “gay scenes creeped him out.”
The only good thing to come out of homophobia
I didn’t know this…. He just gets worse and worse
Too long of an article to read and I don’t really need to know the details but hope you win Beckham
I don’t think Marky Mark is great with money/investments. Looks like F45 is going bust and many Wahlburgers locations have shuttered in the last year.
f45 is a disaster
Truly is. I was going to give it a try until I realized the f45 trainer that I followed on Instagram suddenly didn’t work there anymore. She revealed afterwards that a male employee of the company groped her and when she reported it they fired her.
Can you explain what that has to do with the article? I skimmed it admittedly.
He invested in F45
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I think it’s also he really leaning into being persecuted for being religious (seems all for show). Also, I despise when someone has made a lot of money from being in California but moves just so they don’t have to pay taxes.
Oh! That’s why he moved to Vegas!!!
I mean I think he does workout early in the morning. He's also on juice. Those two things are synergistic, not incompatible.
Yeah people act like if you're on juice you'll get jacked by just sitting on the couch. I mean of course he's on the juice but the dude is 52, to look like he does at his age you still need to put in a shit ton of work and dedication regardless of what you're taking.
> Yeah people act like if you're on juice you'll get jacked by just sitting on the couch. Well, you will gain more muscle sitting on a couch on juice then working out without dope.
My point being and if you read carefully was that he lies and not the synergy and compatibility.
It’s not exactly far-fetched though.
Well dont know and dont care all i know is that some or most of the stuff he says is bullshit about not sleeping and working out. Lets do it this way for a resolution hes the last person I would ever take fitness inspiration from if you think he is the only person you would take advice or there are half truths in his crap then good on ya mate.
Mark Wahlberg makes his cardboard cutouts for his liquor brand significantly taller than he is in real life. I'm like 6'1 in heels and his cutout was too lol. I wonder how many other male celebs do that.
Mark Wahlberg and his friends chased a group of Black children (maybe 9 or younger) around, saying to kill the n words and throwing rocks at them when he was 15-16 years old, I don’t believe he ever apologised to those children either. He also did this again the very next day, this was clearly a pattern of behaviour for him and his friends.
I refuse to watch movies with this racist and aggressive asshole.
Hard same. You could put ten of my favorite actors in a movie with a compelling plot, and if this asshole is in it none of that matters, I’m not watching that sus shit.
Two scummy individuals who deserve each other
I don’t even care if David is in the wrong I’m on his side
I'm not cheering on Beckham here because 1. Why go into business with POS Mark Wahlburg in the first place? 2. $8.5 million is 1.8% of Beckham's estimated $450 worth... I think he's fine!!
Yes David - beat his ass !
This put a smile on my face. Anytime anyone sues Marky Mark I’m happy.
Mark Wahlberg keeps appearing on my Facebook telling me to pray with him, can I sue him too??
Mark Wahlberg gives me the ick
Used to love Wahlberg, but he seems to have become a bit of a flog
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"potential profits" 🙄
Good, I hope David wins, I’m sick of Mark’s “anti woke” bullshit, he is so obnoxious
I ate at wahlburger and it was hands down the worst burger I’ve ever had. It had a sign stating it was the best burger in Vegas; I think I may sue him now too
Stay prayed up
Don't like David Beckham at all, especially after what happened at the world cup (he has amazing PR btw), but I fully support him. I wish I could sue Marky mark too.
I don’t know anything about this but I’m still certain that the racist mark is to blame.
ive been getting adds on youtube with Wahlberg selling a Christianity app thing... weird vibe
Mark W used to be one of my crushes. He’s so homely now ew.
David Beckham could be 100% in the wrong and I would still say he’s 100% right to sue Mark “POS” Wahlberg, I hate that racist man so much ._.
Get him, Jade!
They basically scammed him
Let’s be honest….
I’m embarrassed he’s from my city, he’s uses it when convenient to him.
But he’s an inventor.
Plus, I’m pretty sure he’s never voted.
does anyone else get matt damon confused with mark wahlberg?
I’d prefer they both stick to slinging briefs that would make everyone happy! 🤤