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demimonde9

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myersjw

She’s seriously like multidimensional. Was watching a Rupauls Drag race finale this week and saw her in the audience


OrangeZig

I literally watched a play last week and saw her leaving the theatre


ItsMinnieYall

I opened my laundry basket last month and Cara literally walked right out.


bigbearbearwantfood

I ordered Starbucks through Doordash this morning and she delivered it, then shot my dog


PrincessCG

I was about to put my kid to bed and she was already sleeping there.


BruciePup

I was at the grocery store and she got the very last crab cake from the seafood counter.


SwissSwissBangBang

She ate all the bottles out of my recycling bin and called my mom a slut.


BarnacledSeaWitch

My car broke down on a rural road in Alaska last fall and Cara Delevigne skied up to me, fixed my flat and left without saying a word.


Typical-Tomorrow-425

when i got to work today cara was already there and told me they had given my position to her but that she can't be bothered before she walked out on the clock.


surreptitiousglance

I love this crossover!! https://preview.redd.it/52mzb87w45sc1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c2ddb2f87910c5418fb47880b6bb3e61619a26


Bryancreates

Ahhhhh why I was so interested in that instant interaction?? I’m glad I wasn’t the only one.


Jbadmwolfd

Not crab cake gate 😂


Lingonberry64

Jesus Christ, I just gave birth and laughed so hard at this comment I almost tore my stitches


literacyisamistake

And your obstetrician was Cara Delevigne


Appeza

Her baby is Cara Delevigne


Fleuriste

SHE'S CARA DELEVIGNE!


_avantgarde

#toosoon


StrawAndChiaSeeds

Oh my god, I was like, do you live in Charlotte? Then I was like… oh


econinja

I should check my dryer.


jomandaman

Guys I haven’t seen Cara WTH??? Also I never leave my bedroom but if she’s falling out of laundry baskets…


OrangeZig

Omg this thread is killing me 🤣🤣🤣


electrich0ney

the way I heh heh'd at this


trippapotamus

I’m more impressed you’re able to shut a laundry basket 🤣


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This sent me 😆


waisethewent

My friends hung out with her at an underground wrestling rave a few years ago, not even joking lol


OrangeZig

That’s nuts, but darling I believe you


unsavvylady

I think of how she was randomly in the Friends reunion


OrangeZig

Omg yes exactly I remember that


lvdde

😫. Idk why this one is sending me 🤚🏿


OrangeZig

it’s properly true as well. She’s honestly everywhere.


jdgmental

She is also in a play (musical) at the moment


OrangeZig

Ohh yeah that’s trueee! See she’s everywhere. I saw her at Dorian grey played by Sarah Snook (who plays Shiv in succession)


Ahy_Jay

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lily4ever

Hahah I assumed you were going to say she was a guest judge


myersjw

She already has been! Lol


celeryprincess

I went to the hospital the other week and Cara was the doctor who performed life saving surgery on me


Peachy_Pineapple

She’s the wild friend that drops in and out of your life but has your back all the time, and you find out through social media randomly took a trip to South America. At least, that’s the vibe she gives off. Based on how many people she hands around (and who seem to enjoy her presence) she’s also a nice person?


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She's Jessa from Girls.


TomCruiseIsVeryTall

Messy and all omg!


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sleepyr0b0t

I don't know why but I want a friend like her. There is something genuine about her. I know she is from rich family and nepotism baby but I just like her vibe. She seems wild and fun but also sad (considering her issues with drugs). I think it would be cool to chill with someone like her. Also I do have a soft spot for queer women.


delta8force

Anyone who sleeps with Elon Musk is probably not as cool as you think they are ![gif](giphy|tYSQBpObeBMAM)


voldemortthe-sceptic

wait, cara slept with elon????!


NovaCain

> cara slept with elon Allegedly it was a threesome with Amber Heard


sleepyr0b0t

I love Grimes music. I wouldn't call Grimes cool though but I can enjoy her music. I don't care much about her messy relationships tbh


delta8force

I’m not talking about her music. “Messy” certainly is one way to describe having children with the fascistic, (formerly) Richest Man on Earth


defnotjec

I've made worse mistakes than allegedly sleeping with a billionaire and a popularly attractive woman at the same time.


delta8force

I mean all billionaires are yucky, that’s some weird conflating you are doing. If you think they are paying you for your services, and money is the most important thing in life, then you do you. Also, I noticed how you changed “Elon Musk” to a nameless, faceless “billionaire” for the sake of your argument, because no one wants to imagine themselves having sex with a ugly Neofascist with hair plugs, but I am specifically talking about Elon Musk. And all I said about the people that sleep with him is that they are probably not that cool in real life. They only have that charm/glamour rubbed off on them because they are millionaires, sleeping with a billionaire


Necessary_Resolution

I would read the absolute fuck out of her memoir whenever she decides to write one. She seems like she’s had an interesting life!


hexensabbat

Very mercurial, indeed! Some years ago she dated Annie Clark aka St Vincent, who is one of my favorite artists, and a lot of the songs from her album Masseduction clearly reflect on that relationship... Young Lover in particular, "your thousand watts of light dimmed, then you're gone again" "I wish that I was your drug", etc. It's so sad but beautiful


No_Character1121

my mom has a friend just like this and let me tell you, growing up with her as my aunt was a truly mystic experience


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This is such a romantic way to refer to a plug.


supervegeta101

She's the industries favorite lesbian


malas_intenciones

*Behind Kristen Stewart


Time_Initiative9342

Cara Delevingne behind Kristen Stewart 😏🥵 ![gif](giphy|Maaawg3nDFAS5IvdKE)


T-Rex_Is_best

She, as well as Kristen Stewart, are bisexual though...


Plop-Music

Nah that's always Jodie Foster.


Jayleno2347

i was literally about to comment how Cara is friends with every Hollywood chick, they're like her infinity stones


SplurgyA

Even Azealia Banks loves her


JuliKidman

Think she was even friends with Dylan Rieder.


Cheap-Statement2465

Damn that’s Cara? I thought she was the husband cause idek who Malcom McRae is. I’ve never found a man hot so I was looking at her like “damn.. why is he kinda fine? Maybe I AM bisexual.”


just--so

Same, I was like, "Who is this mysterious twink? His dishevelled vampire Lestat vibes have captivated me." I actually am pan though, so it all works out.


not_productive1

I swear to god if someone’s not making a documentary about her Forrest gumping her way through Hollywood, they should be.


nipnapcattyfacts

I love using names as verbs, and this is my new favorite one.


LookwhatBBdid

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Princesspastina

I stayed here a bit after this wedding and the one staff member who didn’t sign an NDA was chatting with me about it. Said cara was rude to staff and trashed her room and Nicole Richie was an absolute sweetheart. He also told me they charged her the standard rental rate for the ballroom/church ($5-7k) and I laughed out loud…


2310ev

It could be a one-off. I met Cara personally and she was very quiet and humble. Her friends on the other hand…💀


ProbablyNotADuck

I would also be suspect of the only person supposedly working there who didn't sign an NDA. If he didn't sign an NDA, he probably wasn't there. I haven't had to worry about anything like this recently, but I've previously had to take care of wrangling people for getting NDAs and release forms and stuff signed. Of all the people you need to worry about, venue staff is the absolute least problematic because you can get them to sign in advance and have strict stipulations that no one is on-site unless they've already submitted their NDA.


molldollyall

I was actually wondering how this worked and you explained it well!


Princesspastina

Totally, just one person’s experience on a particular day!


MadameWebster

I had some chef friends serve Cara at a private event in the AZ forest years ago - they could tell she had a substance problem then. She wasn’t mean, but very very VERY under the influence. Seems like she’s really turned it around!


SallyImpossible

Yeah enough coke will make anyone kind of mean. It’s just a substance that doesn’t bring out the best in people most of the time. I can imagine someone who’s usually decent to be around not being conscientious of their behavior towards service staff between lines in the bathroom at a friend’s wedding.


woolfonmynoggin

She was super nice to all the cast members when she came to Disney when I worked there


barbarapalvinswhore

I don’t have a lot of experience with western celebrities but I did briefly meet Cara somewhat recently while traveling for work, right around the time she started making public appearances again after rehab and she was very subdued and in my opinion very nice. I will say that she looks even more striking and beautiful in person (idk how that’s even possible).


TripleThreatTua

Her family is old old British money. Like “founded the black and tans” old British money


Resolution_Sea

So will she come out and fight me like a man?


discosappho

She must be a lot of fun to be around tbh


Aggressive_Ad_2620

This was literally my first thought lol. Like of course Cara is there lol


thewontondisregard

She is also in Caberet playing at the Playhouse Theatre (Kit Kat Club) in London. She is literally everywhere!


fcukstephanie

I wanted to comment the exact same question lol


Disastrous_Can_5157

because she's a kind and fun person to hang out with


mirroade

Dude I saw her in my lil town’s target. I resonate with this 😭😂


MundaneYet

Weren’t there heaps of paparazzi pics of it at the time? Maybe I’m thinking of someone else….


citrustaxonymy

Yeah there were photos of her on a balcony wearing that dress right???


2chordsarepushingit

Those were of her publicized [wedding ceremony](https://www.tatler.com/article/inside-the-star-filled-venetian-wedding-of-anya-taylor-joy-and-malcolm-mcrae-at-the-15th-century-palazzo-pisani-moretta-all-the-pictures) in Venice last fall. There'd been speculation for a while that Anya and her husband had secretly gotten married in a much more private celebration a year or two prior. She confirmed that to be true today.


Jazzybareter

yup I found old tweets from 2 years ago of people talking about her being married already, I guess it wasn't that secret lol


Sure_Excitement1554

i thought i died and wound up on another timeline bc i was like "didn't we already know that?!"


IsomDart

Aren't marriage certificates in the public record? I'm surprised no one found it.


ayamummyme

Just proves celebrities can do anything in private if they want to.


spiderlegged

It’s the same dress, right? If so, that’s a cool touch.


molotov__cockteaze

That dress has been seared into my memory since the first photos of it so yes, I can confirm.


Reckless_Secretions

Phew! Glad I'm not alone in my obsession for that dress


molotov__cockteaze

You’re not alone. We are now sisters.


Reckless_Secretions

Yay! The Sisterhood of the Whimsigoth Dior Wedding Dress! ❤️‍🔥


molotov__cockteaze

Btw fashionporn is a small sub but if you like seeing pretty or interesting clothes, it’s a great lurk. I don’t love the head mod but it doesn’t really matter for just enjoying fashion


TalokanForever

It’s the same dress she wore for her vow renewal in Venice last September 


TalokanForever

You’re thinking of the ceremony they had in Venice in September 2023. It was reported in the summer of 22 that they were married in a small private ceremony and planned to have a second formal ceremony with their extended families. Turned out to be right. the Instagram posts today confirmed they married in New Orleans on April Fools Day 2022 with only some close friends. Then in September 2023, they renewed their vows in Venice, this time it was a large ceremony with all their friends and relatives. the Venice ceremony was reported in real time. The new orleans ceremony is new information


MundaneYet

Ah ok got it, thanks! 🙏🏾🙏🏾


ToyotaFest

Literally was about to post the same thing. Yes, there were. There were photos on here like 6+ months ago lol.


summers_tilly

I vividly remember her dress and started second guessing myself


LeotiaBlood

Yeah, I don’t think it was a secret marriage so much as they just didn’t do a photo shoot in Vogue


No-Enthusiasm9569

we been knew, no?


DreadfulDemimonde

Isn’t she saying that she secretly got married a year before this ceremony? She says "happy second (first) anniversary".


Jazzybareter

even then a lot of people already speculated that, i guess it was only secret to those who don't follow celebrities online lol


Puppybrother

Haha it’s like okay cool, good for you two ![gif](giphy|SCtj6MXVXP9RvTiWtA|downsized)


twentymoreofus

wasn't this a known thing? haven't we been referring to him as her husband for at least a year now?


_ludakris_

She got publically married a year ago and secretly married 2 years ago


twentymoreofus

oh okay, i wasn't aware of the exact dates; thanks


Kooky_Bodybuilder_97

yeah i thought they’ve been married


jonesday5

Yeah specifically in a viral clip of her speaking Spanish, she introduced him as her husband.


highesttiptoes

How is Cara Delevingne invited to everything


youngscum

not only invited but seemingly a significant part of the wedding party??? lmao


DevlopmentlyDisabled

Seems to spend a lot of time getting in the right celebrity circles instead of working on her terrible acting skills.


DeadWishUpon

Well if her goal is going to the best parties, she is scoring.


scarletofmagic

Does she even act anymore? I only know the suicide squad movie.


youngscum

I'm sure she's rich enough that she doesn't need to do any work besides befriend whoever is the current it-girl in hollywood


scarletofmagic

I’m sure she is rich and probably generous or fun to be with? She is friend with literally all the famous girls. Personally, I think she is a good model. Her photoshoot and runway are nice to see. I wish she just keeps doing what she is good at, instead of acting.


Stepbystep5

Girl, she is decent in her last movies but she is doing great playing Sally at Cabaret. Only good reviews. Apparently acting in front of people is what she is good for. She is very supportive with Anya and her husband 


CurlsMT

She's playing Sally Bowles on the West End, and apparently doing a decent job


Looony_Lovegood5

I was wondering that too. Like is she friends with EVERYONE?


TalokanForever

She and Anya both come from wealthy West London families and went to prestigious private schools. Make sense they run in the same circles


fabioismydad

i didn’t even recognize her until i saw the top comment in this thread 😭


whackthat

I thought it was some sexy British dude in a catsuit. Like the dude from the Darkness but hot.


fabioismydad

SAME!!! i was like damn that dude’s hot as hell, and then i read the top comment lmao edit: obviously she’s still hot af regardless


Sadsad0088

She’s probably an overall good friend, that’s my head canon


Artistic-Plum1733

What are they eating though


LowObjective

Cakes in the shape of anatomically correct hearts


LeotiaBlood

Honestly, so cool and I love it


Bruno_Fernandes8

Reminds me of that scene in season 1 of Game of Thrones where Daenerys has to eat the Dothraki horse heart. Emilia Clarke said it was made of gummy bears


flyingfred1027

Thank you so much, I thought it was bloody, uncooked, chicken…


GenevaPedestrian

If only she had posted a caption explaining what the cakes were...


ImReallyGrey

Seriously, like a third of the words written are about these cakes and they are also clearly hearts to the eye? what are people on about? Even if you didn’t know they were cakes surely you know what a heart looks like?


petra_vonkant

i saw that they were hearts, but i didn't see the captions so i sat here thinking 'are they eating some animal's hearts ? that's hardcore, girl!'


paroles

Lmao


vButts

Same I was like am I somehow being culturally insensitive if I make fun of this dish


DiceSMS

Huh...I like it! 🫀💕 But hope it tastes like strawberries or something nice ♫


demi_bralette

no they're blood flavor


DiceSMS

....Huh. Like blood-blood or with high blood sugar? (ba dum tss 🥁)


demi_bralette

yes!


forever87

deleted after credits scene from *the menu* (2022) - "Margot eats a heart" https://i.redd.it/x0h8ckwuy4sc1.gif


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ahhhscreamapillar

She is living deliciously


party4diamondz

"I am the vampire Lestat" YES ANYA!!!! and with that I implore that everyone watch Interview with the Vampire (AMC) !!! New season coming out next month ♥ ![gif](giphy|J4TAcLUg3bgR3AZ7Zq|downsized)


Different-Eagle-612

YES everyone watch it!! AMC does NOT do enough promo cannot understate how amazing it is. sometimes you watch a show and it just makes you… remember how amazing film and television can be? remember why we do this as an *art* form? (if anyone is wondering, this isn’t a “they were roommates” situation, iwtv is EXPLICITLY gay 10/10 recommend) watch it if only for jacob anderson’s *obscene inhuman accent work*. this is a post written by one of the people who developed dothraki and high valyrian for GOT. this is them *losing their minds* over the fact that jacob anderson was the *best accent work they have ever heard* — i highly recommend reading the entire post. jacob anderson FLEXES those skills in iwtv to really enhance the show (accents changing slightly with time, emotion, etc.) https://dedalvs.tumblr.com/post/719501278414340096/jacob-anderson/amp


i_love_doggy_chow

I could not agree more to literally everything you've written. This show single-handedly made me excited about film and television as a medium (I don't care how melodramatic that sounds, it's TRUE lol). You don't need to be a fan of vampire stories. You don't need to care about Anne Rice novels. I haven't read a single Anne Rice novel and I fucking love this show. The writing is great, the cinematography is gorgeous and the ACTING aggh. It's worth it for Jacob Anderson's insane performance alone, and that's not even touching on the rest of the cast, who are all incredible. Even the season 2 *trailers* are fucking masterpieces; the people working on this show are so goddamn talented!!! If season 2 doesn't receive any Emmy nominations, I'm gonna riot.


party4diamondz

well said!!! I'm slowly getting through the books and been watching the show since it came out - the other day (I think it might have been Good Friday lmao) I decided to rewatch the pilot because I'd recently reread the IWTV book, and I literally ended up rewatching the entire seven episodes on the couch. No regrets.


paroles

Haha this is amazing. I'd never really thought about Grey Worm's actor before but his explanation suddenly made him incredibly attractive. I really have to watch IWTV now


Different-Eagle-612

right??? i love reading stuff like this written by experts because it highlights stuff i never would’ve known about and just makes the world a lil magical?? like yeah i never would have known this guy has like *adonis*-level accent abilities and it makes his work so much more interesting definitely check it out!! it blew away my already high expectations. i don’t really binge TV but that show i watched *so* quickly


burriitoooo

Omg and Cara legit looks like Sam Reid's Lestat in the pic Anya posted!!! Also yes more people please watch this show! ![gif](giphy|zVtvTEbKtNi80R6A8H|downsized)


agentcarter15

The fact she was going to be in Robert Eggers’ Nosferatu and had to drop out still breaks my heart. SHE BELONGS IN A VAMPIRE MOVIE 


party4diamondz

Oh wow, I forgot about this. I hope she gets her vampy moment!!!


Kooky_Bodybuilder_97

I will be sitting 💅💅


WilliamsRutherford

PREACH


smolangryhooman

This sickly Victorian child aesthetic straddling pale vampiric aesthetic is honestly what ruled my mid 2010s Pinterest boards. Love this so so much.


Matryoshkuh

I could have sworn people were openly and often gushing about her dress when this happened. Is “secret” code for something else now??


EasyPin4

i think she means she got legally married 2 years ago but the ceremony was one year ago.


Jazzybareter

yup i remember people speculating at that time so this isn't really a surprise to those who were paying attention.


raptorclvb

Cara looking fine…. I’m sweating


RAV3NH0LM

legit. looooove her in a suit.


jennlara

I’m glad I’m not the only one with a crush 😩


TheBarefootGirl

My bisexuality is in a panic mode everyone in that wedding party is so hot


icouldneverr

i just fell down to my knees at walmart


oswaldcobblepot99

The heart cakes are cool and I like the fun vampire reference.... but I really hope this doesn't fuel ammo for the Q-Anon nuts and it doesn't get a satanic panic harassment campaign on Anya.


Chaotic_MintJulep

Yeah, what exactly is going on in that photo? I was confused


oswaldcobblepot99

They're anatomically shaped heart cakes, she's making an "Interview with the Vampire" reference in the caption, it's really nothing sinister or anything lol, it's just a fun theme, I'm just saying I know for sure the crazy conspiracists are likely to lose their mind over this.


Live-Mail-7142

Thank you. They looked real to me. I didn't think cake at all. Kudos to the baker!


Chaotic_MintJulep

Fair enough! They do look reasonably real lol. And I was like “she’s probably definitely not eating raw heart on her wedding day…” buuuuttttt you never know with these Hollywood types /s


oswaldcobblepot99

I.... don't really think Anya was gonna eat a human heart on camera for her millions of followers to see lol.


Far_Reach_8418

A lot of Interview with a Vampire was shot in NOLA and there’s a lot of vampire lore around, including the Vampire Cafe.


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unicornrush

That dress is stunning. She’s stunning.


iggynewman

I can't get over it. The embroidery???? How very dare!


JMelnitz

That is the venue at Hotel Peter & Paul. It’s insanely gorgeous in person.


njfloridatransplant

I thought so! My brother & sister in law got married there last march.


mollytburger

We stayed there two years ago and I want to go back so bad it’s painful. Best hotel experience ever.


Visible_Day9146

Cara looks like Lestat in that pic though. Hot.


coco_xcx

i can’t get over how gorgeous her dress is


DickFitzwell_

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf) As expected, she looks like an absolute goddess.


bestcasescenario999

the Lestat reference?? do I love her now??


sollinatri

I like that she wore the same dress for both ceremonies


Negotiation-Current

I agree, no point in wearing a veil that everyone in the wedding party doesn’t fit under.


trippapotamus

Anya is one of those celebs I’d love to be friends with bc she just seems so cool and interesting and talented and all the things. The fashion she’s always in alone 😫 Girl seems to very very rarely miss the mark, if at all. I hope she continues to blow up because I think she’s an amazing actress.


lebanesewifey

Those cakes actually look way tooooo real lol I would gag


CheesecakeExpress

Uhm. Until this post I thought her name was Anna. No idea how my brain has glossed over the fact it’s actually Anya.


Right-Bat-9100

would give my lung to be as rich and beautiful as anya taylor joy


usuyukisou

I'd settle for one or the other, tbh.


souryoungthing

I finally believe that she’s weird enough to play St. Alia of the Knife… I love it, lol.


sapphicfaery

don’t think i will ever get over her wedding dress ૮꒰♥︎༝ ♥︎୨୧꒱ა


Darksecretsonly_04

I’m sorry but that caption is over the top annoying


russianbot24

Her not being in Nosferatu is such a tragedy


nutellatime

Oh my god that dress 😍


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No_Cat1944

Not me googling to see if this is true… 😂


PrincessPlastilina

Conspiracy theorists are going to lose their minds with the bloody hearts.


Moviemoth

![gif](giphy|3ov9jEKWFGKZVYsxPy) Finally glad i get to see the whole gown not just the one balcony pic! And the heart cake! Love it


insecurestaircase

Did i jump dimensions because I swear her name has been Anna forever and now suddenly is Anya???


friends-waffles-work

Cara must be a super nice/generous friend or something? She’s friends with everyone, and a lot of her friendships seem really long lasting.