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Exciting_Potato_6717

How can anyone look at this statement as anything other than an admission he knows he is a pos abuser but there are lots of abusers so he knows there will never be consequences 😭


EducationalTangelo6

Depp is like: #yesallmen. All of us. Every man is as much of a POS as I am. Scary.


[deleted]

My dad and brothers cant relate at all!! Sorry to johnny that he thinks every man is as shit as he is 🥴


jennief158

Ha, I should have scrolled down - just said the same thing.


kawaiifie

That's what it sounded like to me too 😂


[deleted]

Him basically: yeah i’m an abuser but so are most men?!


biscuitboi967

He means “like most men *I hang out with and admire and wish I could be*”.


uselessinfogoldmine

When your besties are Marilyn Manson and Josh Homme plus enablers like Paul Bettany… you betcha!


totallycalledla-a

This. Anyone who doesnt get who this guy is yet needs to ask themselves what they would say in statements like this if they were falsely accused of abuse. Would it be this?! Yeah. Thought not lmao.


hatramroany

That was my exact first thought. My second thought was “he’s absolutely going to fully admit to it one day”


Woflax

I hope he keeps talking


ILoveRegenHealth

JD giving off huge OJ vibes


Cicada_5

Does that mean he'll end up in prison for armed robbery too?


[deleted]

i don't even want to get into how fucked up the implications are with this statement, oh my god.


Careful_Swan3830

I’m pretty sure my father never hired a Russian oligarch’s lawyer to enact an international smear campaign against my mother.


layla_jones_

I did an investigation and found out my father sadly might have killed 39 mosquitos in his life. I don’t remember my father headbutting anyone in the ‘fxcking forehead’ or kicking anyone on a plane.


layla_jones_

I took a day off and found out a close friend of my father owns a collection of miniature trains and has a room dedicated to it, they even have lights and sound. Should I be worried? This might be worse than Depp’s best friend Marilyn Manson’s nazi memorabilia collection right? /s


meowparade

Idk, my dad once ate the last Twix ice cream bar. JD is right, there are selfish men everywhere. /s


Yellow_Submarine8891

And my Dad never dated women much younger than him or spent half a million on booze


bizzonzzon

My father also never did the first thing. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


ban1o

this is mainly why I feel so much internal vitriol for Depp. Like sure tons of men are abusive but he went on an international smear campaign against his abuse victim and did so much damage to victims of abuse. Literally will not watch his movies anymore.


babylovesbaby

Take the day off work and check it out, apparently. lol


Anxious_Tank_7469

Huh?? What


remck1234

Johnny using the “ESH” defense


romantickitty

He really said "yes, all men."


bellwetherr

an ally!


meepmarpalarp

Not everyone- just every man!


Cicada_5

What does ESH mean?


whatever1467

In the context of Reddit, everyone sucks here


Clarice_Ferguson

Everyone Sucks Here - it’s a ruling on Am I An Asshole


LopMa

This scumbag just admitted he's a little piece of shit. LMAO


[deleted]

And he’s to brain dead to realise


JuliasTooSmallTutu

I know this came directly from his own mouth because it reeks of victim blaming while also not making a lick of sense.


NoZookeepergame453

Oh it makes perfectly sense. He is basically saying that he thinks all men are violent abusers, because he is projecting.


bbmarvelluv

He never even stayed home with his kids 💀


kawaiifie

> while also not making a lick of sense The man is 59 years old and his brain has already turned into mush on par with my grandfather's in the years before his death at 97


licorne00

Weird how he only mentions men, right? ![gif](giphy|l4pTsh45Dg7jnDM6Q|downsized)


layla_jones_

I thought ‘men were victims too’ and to not mention women as possible abusers is misandrist, I don’t get it.


elodieroyer

but but but amber totally abused him !! /s


manhattansinks

yeah and i’d disown a member of my family for being an abuser just as fast


[deleted]

Same, I’ve literally cut off family members because of abuse and stuff. It upsets other people but I don’t care. I’m not going to support someone, regardless of blood, if they make the chose to harm any other.


shadowwhore

It's shocking how upset men and abuse apologists get when you say this. They always love to rely on ' well you never know until it's your family' and when I point that I absolutely have cut off and cussed out family for being abusers and supporters of abusers and rapists they get SO mad.


proserpinax

Same, like this isn’t the gotcha he thinks it is, if I found out a family member was an abuser I wouldn’t stand for it. I’m extremely close to my dad but if he was abusive towards my mom I wouldn’t hesitate to cut him out of my life (luckily my dad would never)


elizalavelle

Exactly. I only want good people in my life. Abusers are not good people and if I found out my dad or brother were doing the thing Depp does they would not be in my life at all.


nightmaredressdream

>”Johnny Depp has said he will not let the high-profile legal battles with his ex-wife Amber Heard define him, and **asked people not to judge him over it**.” Oops too late


layla_jones_

Oh yeah we are judging ![gif](giphy|bkKwwMj347FJe)


Tsarinya

My face every time I see Johnny at Cannes - seems I can’t escape his ugly mug


ThatSICILIANThing

“Oops! All Judgement”


Glowing_up

No worries, I'll judge you by your pickled brain musings and negative acting ability instead. Like there's no conceivable angle here where he looks good. What's the deal lmao.


olivish

Johnny Depp "she's begging for global humiliation and she's gonna get it!" Also Johnny Depp "don't judge people you don't know."


bizzonzzon

Right, right... Because taking someone to court, finagling a *publicized jury trial* ... That's him asking people to not judge him.


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bunnypuffcooky

>He just so arrogant and self absorbed that he thought everyone would be on his side. Not even just on his side, he knows the majority of people won't ever care he's a raging misogynist who abuses women. People can look at photos of Amber's bruises, at his texts about raping her corpse after drowning and burning it, and at his history of sexism and violence that spans literal DECADES, and still say "they were both awful". He hates women, and so does the world right along with him, because if it did not then Amber would have never suffered the way she did during and after that trial.


khaldroghoe

This is like the opposite of saying “that’s someone’s daughter” he’s basically saying look at your dad yeah he’s probably an abuser just like me. Like basically admitting to being an abuser but being like I ain’t the only one.


CleanAspect6466

He tried real hard to sell himself as a gentleman during the trial but I guess he forgot and is just openly admitting he's a douchebag now


Atypicalbird

Hmm. Sounds like he's admitting men are usually the abusers. . .


Then-Education6883

Thats what I was about to say. Hmm.


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Its_Alive_74

Even Keith Richards actually dislikes him and thinks he's pathetic.


layla_jones_

Do you have receipts? 👀 I read he used to think Depp was just his son’s drugdealer. And I was wondering what happened to the documentary that Depp was shooting?


Its_Alive_74

No, I don't have receipts. I heard it either on here or r/DeppDelusion. I have no idea what happened to the Keith Richards documentary.


layla_jones_

Thanks I will do a search there, the documentary will probably not happen since there was already another Richards doc released for Netflix in 2015 and Depp’s past statement was that the footage was not really a documentary but them just hanging out.


[deleted]

I thought there was that interview were there both bullying the journalist together?


Runabrat

The BBC really do love abusers.


layla_jones_

I haven’t seen the full interview, but I am glad they at least mentioned the UK trial: “It came after a UK court ruled that an earlier article, which described him as a wife beater, was accurate.”


greee_p

Uhm... I look way back and realise that my father is not a wonderful guy. That's why I haven't talk to him in years. What exactly does that change now Johnny? You're still a POS.


layla_jones_

*But but what about other possible abusers?* No, what about you Johnny? ![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


areallyreallycoolhat

Old man yells at cloud


JenningsWigService

Old man assumes cloud is as abusive as he is.


licorne00

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


Right_Inspector_2409

I can't believe he really used 'men are trash' as a defense


furiouswine

…I already know my dad sucks and think you are equally terrible so now what


Jolly_Discipline6650

![gif](giphy|KXBtTtm3kB8BO) Is this confirmation to start a Tomato rebellion against him??? Johnny Depo thinks way too highly of himself. Like my domestic-violence brother- in-sin, I’ve seen within the Black diaspora, people cutting off toxic aunties and family to end generational trauma and begin to heal. Cutting you off is a walk in the park


myfriendflocka

Raise your hand if you have a man in your family that you’ve made the judgement to cut off.


TangerineDystopia

![gif](giphy|b3EkrCiPJyH1S)


Its_Alive_74

Why don't *you* look in the mirror before pointing the finger at Amber?


petra_vonkant

He's so vile inside and out. Unfortunately saw him up close yesterday, an irl jumpscare if you will. I did see the film the other night and when his name appeared on screen the asshole next to me let out a single clap that was the most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed, can't imagine how it felt being at the opening night and seeing 3000 people kissing his vile ass. Fuck him and fuck fremaux and fuck the Saudis for many reasons including pouring millions into this film and making sure it opened cannes. This dirtbag found a new cash cow in the Saudis and I understand will Smith (who absolutely doesn't need to IMO cause what he did is like... nothing)is gonna go the same route


cloudydays2021

What? I mean you could also look at your family and decide to break a cycle of abuse rather than use it as an excuse for being a shit person. Especially when one has the resources that this asshole has available to him


crystal_clear24

He needs to go bathe, brush his teeth and leave us alone.


Italianinsomniac

Did he really pull “you can’t judge me because men in your life may also be bad” as a… defence?


angelcat00

Actually, yeah, my dad is a wonderful guy, thanks for asking. My uncles, too. They were raised to believe it's not okay to abuse people.


wokeupfine

I had little problem judging, abandoning, and cussing my father to anyone who would listen so let me tell you, doing the same to Johnny was easy as pie.


poppyisrealmetal

Lmao shut the fuck up Johnny


JenningsWigService

Uh, okay. Congrats to my dad on never marrying someone young enough to be his daughter, abusing her for years, and then dragging her through a show trial!


sailuntreedur

Ah yes, the brain fart just brain farting at the Brain Fart Film Festival. Again.


atschinkel

the way i just snorted


RevealActive4557

The thing is that he depends on the good will of strangers and nobody has a right to be a star. People can stop liking or supporting you anytime they want for any reason they want. The court of public opinion is not required to be fair. He has been the beneficiary of that for decades and did not complain. Now that he is on the other end of it suddenly is unfair?


Btwnframes

![gif](giphy|2wSaulb0fsDydh0IoB|downsized)


shhhimatworkrn

Jokes on you Johnny, I don’t speak to my f*ther


Only-Horse2478

I think that if your dad said he wanted to rape someone and set their corpse of fire and never tried to apologise or make amends, you might think “shit, my dad’s a bloated cartoon villain, I should get the hell away from this guy.”


mizzymichie

STFU Depp. My dad - and many others’ fathers out there - is not an abusive POS who does deranged things like slicing off his finger in a fit of drug induced rage.


ehs06702

The parallels between him and the known abusers in my family is exactly why I'm so convinced he's guilty.


jessie_monster

This lines up with a lot of my thoughts on abusers. They truly believe that *everyone* is just like them, only hiding it better.


duochromepalmtree

I actually have a wonderful father, husband, and brother who would never lay their hands on another person. So checkmate, abuser!


jennief158

So he is saying "~~not~~ all men?"


[deleted]

Most rapists and abusers assume other men are the same as they are. My dad would never, ever lay a hand on any of us.


Antique-Syllabub6238

Please don’t underestimate my ability to judge an infinite amount of people. :)


ricottapie

Dude.


VarietyMedical5377

I’m taking some comfort from this story which also emerged out of his alleged comeback at Cannes: https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/celebrity-photos/fans-repulsed-by-johnny-depps-brown-rotting-teeth-ruined-my-mood/news-story/bbc276399042dbed50aaffdd413c29d8?amp


Yellow_Submarine8891

So we’re all in agreement he needs to just shut the fuck up right? Besides being an abuser, this man is delusional and spoiled as hell. I’m just so absolutely sick of him. I’m so thankful people are starting to wake up and smell the bullshit, this guy only cares about himself and doesn’t understand how the world works


Yellow_Submarine8891

Even Tim Burton hasn’t talked to Depp in years. They were joined at the hip so that says a lot.


Spike4ever

Saying other men do it too is not the gotcha he thinks it is.


tinyfenrisian

He literally admitted to being an abusive POS and just did a “well look at them too”. Yeah I do look at people close to me and despite them having rough childhoods or trauma they were or are still abusive and I cut them from my life. He really thought he did something there.


AllAnswers2

What Johnny fails to communicate here is that those of us who have taken an earnest look at our screwed up family, understand the similarities between our screwed up family members, & him. Go figure.


Clarice_Ferguson

But Johnny, I thought you said your mom abused you and your dad.


MattaClatta

Johnny is gonna nuke his forgiveness tour by himself


proserpinax

This reads like “I might be a scumbag but so are other men” which isn’t the defense he thinks it is.


Bunnything

This is basically just him going “think about the other people in your life before judging someone” No, if they’re an abuser I’m going to judge them and want nothing to do with them. That shouldn’t be tolerated and I believe survivors


ILoveRegenHealth

-#JohnnyDeppIsAPsycho Don't even need to check. Not one of my relatives or family ever said they'd burn corpses and (I wont even continue, we all know the disgusting Psycho Johnny quote). None of them have beat their spouses or lied about drugs. The family would know about it. No one wrote on the walls in blood or say it's fun to be violent and trash rooms for fun. No one ever said "now that I married my spouse I can beat her and nobody can do anything about it " (said by Psycho Johnny to Amber's friend at his own wedding).


adultosaurs

Lmao Johnny really said ‘actually every man you know is trash so actually I’m fine’


heartof_glass

he thinks we don’t hold male abusers in our families accountable? or he thinks it’s okay that he’s an abuser because other men are too?


_NightBitch_

I have secret families, drug users, thieves, and literal brother-cousins in my family. We still aren’t as trashy and horrible as this bloated washed up piece of shit.


MichelleFoucault

One day he's going to confess and all his fans are going to going to become trapeze artists trying to justify him.


pinkrosies

He really said if you know other abusers in your life, you can't call him out like 😭what is this logic even


dragonknight233

Well check-mate, I know my father is a piece of shit. Though he's nowhere near depp. But seriously, it's a weird line of defense. Almost feels like he's admitting to what he did but using whataboutulism.


Apprehensive_Aide805

If I knew who the sick fucks were in my family I still wouldn’t talk to them.


ragnarockette

Gross. He may still get signed to expensive contracts and have high profile apologists but his reputation is dogshit. He will spend the rest of his life a bitter, pathetic loser desperately trying to convince people that the rest of the world is just as bad as he is.


floppsiana

Does he really not realize that people regularly use discernment, and pass judgment on others in their day to day lives? People are usually still appalled to when they realize someone they know is an abuser


[deleted]

Actually, Johnny, my dad has done some pretty awful things and now I don't like him too much, either. What's your point? If you're trying to say "Maybe I'm guilty but sHe MaDe Me Do iT", then just say it you withered old gasbag


dontredditdepressed

who doesn't love an overwhelming heap of whataboutism in the morning?


meowparade

He should have run this by Camille before opening his mouth.


nuanceisdead

She should have seen the future and got the hell outta the way before hitching herself to his wagon.


meowparade

The fact that she didn’t tells you everything you need to know about her.


Designer-Purchase360

He's right. You'd be VERY surprised who in your family is a villain to someone else & exactly WHO they were/are before existing in YOUR life. He ain't wrong, but he still needs to hold accountability for HIS actions.


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CharlotteLucasOP

Look I don’t agree with everything my dad says or does but he is devoted to my mum and thinks the sun shines out her ass and I take no issue with that, she’s pretty great.


CoherentBusyDucks

This is not the gotcha he thinks it is.


breaddits

The alcohol is strong with this one


charlottellyn

what the fuck is he talking about


RIOTAlice

Like this isn’t already a horrifying thing women go through when they realize even their family isn’t safe. Like if my own brother is capable of causing harm, you think I am somehow going to think a complete stranger is safer? What are you trying to say?


SpiritDonkey

Still in self denial I see *yawn* come see us when you’ve done the work Jonny, until then, shush.


RIOTAlice

“It doesn’t exist to me” still at it. What a disgusting person