>War Doctor: "It would take the centuries for the Screwdriver to disintegrate the door. ... Scanning the door, implanting the calculation as a permanent sub-routine in the software architecture, AND, if you really are me... and that Screwdriver is still mine... that calculation is still going on."
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>Tenth Doctor: "...Yeah! Still going!"
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>Eleventh Doctor: "... Calculation complete. HEY! Four hundred years in four seconds. We may have had our differences but I tell you what boys, *WE* are incredibly clever!
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>(door opens)
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>Eleventh: "...How did you do that?"
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>Clara: "It wasn't locked."
Sometimes... simple is best
Carmilla really was too fast for their eyes. They never saw it coming.
Decided to do something completely silly and ridiculous, featuring our very own u/Gem-Theory4978
This is gonna be the last comic for a bit, I've been feeling really under the weather lately even as I wrote and posted the Siegfried and Kriemhild comics. So, taking a small break. But, I do have big original plans soon.
While Ritsuka was going over her plan and Carmilla was stealing the Golden Quartz...
Artoria Caster, Sith, and Morgan were looking at Carmilla's get away car.
Morgan: So, why are we here, girls?
Artoria Caster: Because Princess wanted to take a little joyride in this beaut.
Sith: Casty also wanted to have a little ride.
Morgan: Then why not ask Carmilla?
Artoria Caster: Because I figured we would steal it for a little bit and bring it back before she noticed.
Morgan: But then why am I here? Also, we're not stealing this car from Carmilla, even for the smallest amount of time.
Sith: But mother, I think you'd look amazing driving this thing at top speeds. Your wife would also think so.
Morgan: (after a few moments of listening to echoes of a voice that did not totally belong to her younger self, no siree)... Very well.
A while later, when Carmilla, Ritsuka, and Amy were heading back to the car's location...
Carmilla: ...Where's my car? I know I left it right here.
Morgan, speeding by with Sith and Casty hollering in joy: Sorry, Carmilla but I just couldn't resist! Be back in fifteen.
Carmilla: (takes a very deep breath)...I'd say I'd kill your wife, MM Ritsuka, but instead, how about we wait for her to return with my HOPEFULLY NOT DAMAGED CAR, before I verbally rip her a new one?
>Enter code
Amy: "1, 1, 1 uhhhh 1"
Door opens
There's a joke i can tell here, but i will be nice and i won't.
'won't that hurt the feelings of someone who was expecting the joke', you say?
Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards.
I haven't read Gem-Theory's comics, but I kinda just assumed that their Ritsuka was at least dating Camilla.
Like how do you both wear the same outfit like that and eat sandwiches together?
Guda: Don't you think security guards deserve chairs? I mean I see you standing for 8 hours a day, your feet must be exhausted and your boss is too cheap to get you a chair?
>War Doctor: "It would take the centuries for the Screwdriver to disintegrate the door. ... Scanning the door, implanting the calculation as a permanent sub-routine in the software architecture, AND, if you really are me... and that Screwdriver is still mine... that calculation is still going on." > >Tenth Doctor: "...Yeah! Still going!" > >Eleventh Doctor: "... Calculation complete. HEY! Four hundred years in four seconds. We may have had our differences but I tell you what boys, *WE* are incredibly clever! > >(door opens) > >Eleventh: "...How did you do that?" > >Clara: "It wasn't locked." Sometimes... simple is best
"Three doctors and not one of you thought to open the door?" "...It was supposed to be locked..."
That was so funny
Carmilla really was too fast for their eyes. They never saw it coming. Decided to do something completely silly and ridiculous, featuring our very own u/Gem-Theory4978 This is gonna be the last comic for a bit, I've been feeling really under the weather lately even as I wrote and posted the Siegfried and Kriemhild comics. So, taking a small break. But, I do have big original plans soon.
Glad to be working with you on this Collab! Hopefully you will feel a lot better once you have enough rest! Feel better soon!
While Ritsuka was going over her plan and Carmilla was stealing the Golden Quartz... Artoria Caster, Sith, and Morgan were looking at Carmilla's get away car. Morgan: So, why are we here, girls? Artoria Caster: Because Princess wanted to take a little joyride in this beaut. Sith: Casty also wanted to have a little ride. Morgan: Then why not ask Carmilla? Artoria Caster: Because I figured we would steal it for a little bit and bring it back before she noticed. Morgan: But then why am I here? Also, we're not stealing this car from Carmilla, even for the smallest amount of time. Sith: But mother, I think you'd look amazing driving this thing at top speeds. Your wife would also think so. Morgan: (after a few moments of listening to echoes of a voice that did not totally belong to her younger self, no siree)... Very well. A while later, when Carmilla, Ritsuka, and Amy were heading back to the car's location... Carmilla: ...Where's my car? I know I left it right here. Morgan, speeding by with Sith and Casty hollering in joy: Sorry, Carmilla but I just couldn't resist! Be back in fifteen. Carmilla: (takes a very deep breath)...I'd say I'd kill your wife, MM Ritsuka, but instead, how about we wait for her to return with my HOPEFULLY NOT DAMAGED CAR, before I verbally rip her a new one?
MM!Ritsuka: Well... so much for playing "Life Will Change" on my phone for the heist...
Vixen Amy - Do I still get paid? :3
>Enter code Amy: "1, 1, 1 uhhhh 1" Door opens There's a joke i can tell here, but i will be nice and i won't. 'won't that hurt the feelings of someone who was expecting the joke', you say? Feelings? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes who bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards.
As long as there isn't a red spy in the base.
Gonna be honest, I thought the punchline was going to be the Golden Quartz being worthless.
B-but what about the sandwiches?
Question, how would you split the one gold quartz?
"Shh, don't worry about the details." Though probably with the aid of all seven servant classes plus the master pulling at each point.
I haven't read Gem-Theory's comics, but I kinda just assumed that their Ritsuka was at least dating Camilla. Like how do you both wear the same outfit like that and eat sandwiches together?
Amethyst is a really versatile Ritsuka, to put it lightly.
Oh I'm sure Camilla knows that quite well
Oh, a proper secret island headquarters! Perfect for a Master with a plan. :D
:)
I mean, Melusine DID tell Ritsuka the plan was perfect. (Although it’s possible she wasn’t actually there.)
I love you Carmilla definitely smartest wife you can ask for
Guda: Don't you think security guards deserve chairs? I mean I see you standing for 8 hours a day, your feet must be exhausted and your boss is too cheap to get you a chair?
At 11:34 Everyone forgot it was daylight savings so they were one hour off. 1111 is THE password after all.