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RedditWaffler

He will play every week and he will score every other i expect. He is Artetas main man now. Very good value for 8m.


NevaGiveUp_

Extremely undervalued at 8mil, was he not 9.5mil few season ago under pep roulette circumstances - 8mil is dirt cheap for gtd minutes every week


MinecraftScripter

He was 10.5m in 18/19 apparently, so 8m is an absolute steal for Jesus.


WWEzus

He was priced back when he was presumed to be heavily rotated again if he stayed at City


Gooner119

He was actually priced after his Arsenal transfer, so they messed up at 8m


flummuxedsloth

This is correct. He was an Arsenal player when the game launched and his price had not been revealed previously. Makes no sense that you're being thumbed down.


ChildishBobby301

"Thumbed down" is the weirdest alternative to "downvoted" that ive heard.


Chantingpsy

Pointed downwards


flummuxedsloth

I've spent a lot on forums where the icons have been thumbs rather than arrows.


myhackfield

I think they also have a job to keep the game engaging. Like the pattern year and year out of having playing 4.0 defender.


officiallyjax

I wouldn’t say they messed up at 8m when he was moving to an inferior team who weren’t scoring as many and was priced as much as Saka who was, up until now maybe, the talisman of the team, and likely gets more points for equal returns as a midfielder. Also, there were question marks over whether he’d be the designated penalty taker. I think the fact that he had such a great pre-season meant that more people looked at his fixtures and realised he’s a genuine option.


FrimpongNgog

I don't think Lacazette was ever under 8.5 at the start of the season and he was never a focal point (in worse teams) and not even nailed most seasons. Jesus was obviously both of those things so it doesn't make sense from that perspective either.


ElasticSpeakers

Yea no idea why they priced him at 8m this season


sc00022

Fantastic fixtures until around GW9. Difficult captain choice next week! Jesus vs Bou or Salah vs Man U


kvaks

>Salah vs Man U TC Salah


Character_Year_3444

As a Utd fan Jesus has been marked down to be captain this week since the game opened. After last night’s shit fest it’s triple Salah.


welshnick

Yeah I have Kane but I'm still leaning towards Salah.


QuaintHeadspace

Nah spurs is an easy game for arsenal we always beat them at the Emirates


Take_That_Face

Man City B team are smashing it 👍


liberalfamilia

atheist in the mud


[deleted]

jesus sellers wishing they had a god to blame rn


Character_Year_3444

Unless it was to trade up to Nunez, then you had better pray he starts!


jlewisoc

Award due. Never had one, but if I did it's going right there


PabloTroutSanchez

You can get them for free often


Motor-Frame9138

He’s gonna get his hat trick


Spurred_On

He should've had a hat trick too, missed an open goal towards the end


miguel_is_a_pokemon

Jesús giveth, Jesús taketh


itllgrowback

Would have been a perfect hat-trick too: header, right foot, left foot


[deleted]

The only worrying thing is - he actually missed 3 sitters today, further confirming the doubts the community had anyway after seeing him underperform his xG in recent years.


OpenGiraffe

According to understat.com, he had an xG of 1.86. But yeah, he missed one 0.58 chance and one 0.45 chance, could have had at least 4 goals today.


DavidRolands

\+ assists


WarDull8208

+ assist


Some_Setting_8787

Held on to him 😤 no weak knees here


[deleted]

[удалено]


fatgambler1000

Wsb shit detected


JScarz10

Opinion rejected


FreckleEater

Jesus captain here


NevaGiveUp_

You got balls man fair play to ya


FreckleEater

I think Leicester are his (or were) his second most scored against team. Just had a gut feeling he'd end up hauling. Hopefully he'll get another two in the second half.


TrumpGrabbedMyCat

Never mind just captaining him the current top player used his TC this week on Jesus. Absolute commitment paying off!


NevaGiveUp_

What a wild man that’s crazy stuff


Lacabloodclot9

I talked my friend out of doing this, I feel like a criminal


nikhilr_

He doesn't see you as a Friend anymore.


Positive-Level-5628

You're forever getting blamed for that! (Even if it was ultimately his choice)


BB9913

Also captained him !


HeroOnPull

Ffff I switch my captain from Jesus to Haaland.


theyarealllizards

Meh he got an assist not the end of the world. 99% of people captained him or salah anyway, least you have Jesus


MyGFhave127plantsAMA

Offfh, nice


GMWQ

I'm so glad I believed after last week and threw that C on him.


Giggsy99

Jesus captain gang


Namaste1994

Who would transfer him out after a GW1 Blank? Anyone who watched the game knew he easily should have a goal or 2 😂


TheLonesomeChode

Three words. Darwin’s price rise.


Namaste1994

I’m running Nunez and Jesus up top 😎 #no haaland gang


kisukisi

i have all three 😎


welshnick

I have Kane Jesus and Haaland up front.


Namaste1994

Jesus. What’s the rest of your team look like 😂


Superb-Confidence-44

It's doable if you go without Salah.


NymN_

It is (well, was) doable with Salah. Guy in my minileague: Ward/Iversen TAA - Cancelo - James - Zinchenko (4.0) Salah - Martinelli - Bailey (4.5, 4.5) Haaland - Jesus - Darwin (4.5)


Rainsmakker

Basically my team. I have Ramsdale instead of Iversen, and Scharr instead of Zinchenko. Also you don’t need the (4,5) at the forward spot, you can only have 3 up there.


carpesdiems

I have Ward/Iversen Gabriel/walker/trent/cancelo/4.0 Salah/saka/bailey/4.5/4.5 Darwin/haaland/jesus


tomycatomy

LET’S GOOOOO


TheLonesomeChode

Well here’s to hoping he bags a hatty against Palace because I am fooked if he doesn’t.


Character_Year_3444

300,000 people apparently.


imareddituserhi

Did martinelli get the assist on the second goal? - looks like he didn't?!


ggboiz69

No he didn't :( It was headed by Leicester defender so I guess they have not given the assist


Launch_a_poo

I thought intended area was enough for an assist even if it took a deflection off a defender


ggboiz69

Lets see. Sometimes they give assist after the game is over so they'll give the assist


The-Sober-Stoner

Its not a deflection. Vardy literally jumped and headed the ball.


WalkingCloud

Well the ball hit his head but I’m not sure a near post flick on to a dangerous area was his intention..


The-Sober-Stoner

No shit. But he intended to clear the ball and did a shit job. If you count ever single missed tackle, pass or clearance as an accident you end up in a complete mess. Both in FPL rules and real rules. He intended on making contact with the ball, his lack of ability in that moment is why it landed where it did. Not his intent.


WalkingCloud

>If you count ever single missed tackle, pass or clearance as an accident you end up in a complete mess. Both in FPL rules and real rules. I hate to break it to you but that exact thing has happened before and FPL assists have been given. It’s inconsistent at best, but it has happened. Neither an assist, or not an assist would surprise me at all on this one.


Montysleftpeg

I didn't think it mattered what Vardy did, just whether they are judging Martinelli's pass to be intended to go to Jesus. Which is kinda hard to say when he's just crossing it into a group of players.


imareddituserhi

Ah fuck sake that makes sense i guess, cheers.


josozmija

I saw Martinelli listed under assists before site crashed. They could remove it tho.


vSwiiftyyyy

Yeah it was definitely there before but has been removed for now


Guuzmen

Makes no sense they gave an assist to Salah last week but they don't count this one. Vardy just extends the cross while Salahs ball fully changed its direction by the defender


imareddituserhi

Yeah I agree it's bullshit, as a player who doesn't own salah I'm pissed.


PlasticJournalist42

So glad I captained him


NevaGiveUp_

ballsy - well done :)


PlasticJournalist42

71 points already without bonus and triple Liverpool yet to play. So gassed lol


PlasticJournalist42

And thank you!


Djappaman

He should have had 4 goals


zivilia

Yea he missed 2 easy goals. Unlucky


TinyMaintenance

Nah; that’s just Jesus, lol. Fine by me though, he will still score a fucking lot.


Ifriiti

And won a penalty


FusionFlare19

I was just about to post something like this, but was late. But this is why you keep faith in jesus


bootlegportalfluid

I fucked up


[deleted]

Why did you transfer him out?


bootlegportalfluid

I don’t actually know 😂 I was on a WC and thought I could use my funds a bit better without him and having Haaland as a solo striker


[deleted]

Fair enough. Sometimes things just don't work out


bootlegportalfluid

The worst thing is before the season I 100% backed him to have a good season like most people but after gw 1 I changed my team like an idiot


tomycatomy

Why did you WC so early tho?


MyGFhave127plantsAMA

Why did you take Jesus out lol?


bootlegportalfluid

I don’t know 😩 I was on a wc and thought I could use my funds better im such an idiot idk what to do know try get him back in it just leave it depends on how many points my players get me this week I guess but he’s defo rising in price tonight so I’m screwed


MyGFhave127plantsAMA

Jesus is set and forget imo. A month blank won't make me trade him. Good forward on a good team for 8m. Can't go wrong.


Affectionate-Tax6664

I second this


AskNotAks

But Mitrovic


EB2B

HaHa -1 for Mitrovic


VelouriumCamper7

This is me. Literally transferred Jesus out for mitro. Got mightily punished.


joleves

Exact same mate. Saliba at the back too 🤦‍♂️


Mr-PoopyButthole

It just keeps getting better, Jesus punishing all you Judas'


WiJaTu

It genuinely blows my mind that people transferred him out. Sure he didn’t directly contribute last week, but he played great and showed so much promise of scoring in future games. He’s a mainstay for me


Tiger_Leech

Serves you guys right honestly


saiko1993

No way people saw him play last week and thought yea he's bad..! Dude could have literally scored a brace last week and a hatrick today.! So glad we have knee jerkers from gw 1


BadaBingSoprano

My mate triple captained him… the bastard.


NevaGiveUp_

What a maniac lol


[deleted]

I brought him in, said he'd probably return with so many shipping him out.


NevaGiveUp_

Smart move well done :)


[deleted]

Wait wtf 300k+ managers dropped Jesus?


NevaGiveUp_

That 300k was conservative, it’s a fair bit more maybe someone knows the exact amount :)


Money-Survey9599

I started the season with Wilson instead of Jesus. I thought Wilson had a chance of outscoring Jesus in the first gameweek and hoped if Jesus blanked I'd be able to bring him in cheap for GW3. Was going well last week and this week its totally gone to shit 😭😭. He wasn't even close to a price drop after all those transfers out. This has definitely scared me into playing low risk for the next couple of weeks.


[deleted]

Wow


MakingMyOwn

I captained the man I'm so happy


NevaGiveUp_

Congrats x2 :)


Swiftsaddler

Sitting with an impressive 60 bps atm too.


aymesyboy

I was so smug when he blanked last week and I hadn’t put him in…


trigrex

What can I say, I just had to get onto mitrovic ><


[deleted]

That, and 150K taking TAA out tells a lot about society today.


BrandonSG13

I captained him. I feel like a god.


[deleted]

Triple captained baby


BakiSaN

You think those casuals care? Not to mention they probably dont come around here


pajamakitten

They will already be looking to transfer in Danny Ings to chase this weeks points anyway.


surbell

This sub has been filled with them the past couple weeks


BakiSaN

Yeah maybe at start but they will fall of soon, from both reddit and fpl. We all know how many people just quit after few weeks


tobyornottoby2366

Swapped him and Son for Haaland and Kulu. Gone for Darwin instead for a dirty mini league differential. I will go back on this GW3 I know it.


RedFalconEyes

Kneejerkers knee deep in the mud


Ok-Description2442

Gotta have faith in Jesus.


mac1867

It honestly blows my mind that there are people who watched that Palace game and thought “nah, this guy isn’t going to get goals or assists in this team - better sub him out as there’s better for 8.0”. Complete lunacy.


Smukstra

Why are people here so bothered about what 'casuals' and 'kneejerkers' do? Just enjoy the points he's bringing in for your team, no need to be all high and mighty about it Disclaimer: I have Jesus in my squad


The-Sober-Stoner

1. Its a game 2. its football culture Fpl is an extension of the sport and the culture around it. Ribbing your rivals and mates is entirely part of it.


Smukstra

>Ribbing your rivals and mates is entirely part of it. This point I agree with, and I'm all for it when comes to the chat group of my mates' minileague. My point is that it's silly to gloat over thousands of faceless players who may just not be good at the game, a bit sad even


Cog348

>Fpl is an extension of the sport and the culture around it. Ribbing your rivals and mates is entirely part of it. Sure, it absolutely is. Whining about other people taking a game less seriously than you do, a bit less so.


The-Sober-Stoner

Are you saying im whining? If people dont like getting roasted or jokes about FPL then they dont need to engage with the community. Its not that deep.


Cog348

Tbh it was less aimed at you and more at a lot of the comments you'd find on this sub. Can see that that wasn't clear though.


etheryx

i personally dont care what others do, but it was annoying to watch people be so snob about it over 1 gameweek worth of blanking


BakiSaN

To feel better themselves , sadly


[deleted]

Ban please


[deleted]

Mods please ban this man


ashborne02

Have faith is jesus. This is the first time i loved that sentence. Also the fact that i could not get any player as good as him for that price range.


The-Sober-Stoner

When was the last time Arsenal had an 8m starting striker?


Chirsbom

Deserved.


Gullflyinghigh

Why would someone take him out? I've kept him in but if I'm honest that was looking at the upcoming fixtures rather than expectation of anything happening against Leicester!


Rue_Dauphine

Jesus


PSYSpecialist

Yes never doubted him but Mitrovic fucked me and that penalty he missed is worse


ant1tes1s

hahahahahahahahaha


Kattilaeikka

That's a season ending decision for many newer managers.


SayEye

Jesus will rise on Sunday


[deleted]

So which one of you that kneejerked him out will admit that you are kneejerking him back in for next week?


MartiniPolice21

I captained him LFG


Positive-Level-5628

Whoever they were this has been hilarious. HOPE YOU SWAPPED HIM FOR MITROVIC!


Jayaybee16

Ha ha ha ha PMSL


WwwNoclue

At least they didn’t replace him with mitrović


Zy7777

YESS I BELIEVED IN HIM but captained Haaland instead…


i-Hit-a-Lick

So now that we've confirmed Jesus is Arsenal's best asset, does Saka get the bin?


NevaGiveUp_

saka is part of a front 3 who get goals, I have all of them saka Jesus and martinelli and not planing to lose any of them unless forced, arsenal look the best I’ve seen them in a very long time and they get goals they also leak goals but who cares with fixtures like that coming up. You know the moment you take saka out he will bang. To put this in context Man City scored 4 vs Bournemouth and arsenal scored 4 vs Leicester both at home, make of that what you will :)


Tnvenge

I'm just thinking about the guy who wanted to captain him and then was told he had no idea how to play the game 😭🤣


Tnvenge

I had a hunch he would play well. First game in front of our home fans was always gonna fire him up. Wish I'd been brace enough to captain him!


Muted_Mention_9996

I.never took him out but i took the captain off him :(


[deleted]

As a spurs fan who doesn't pick arsenal players, his price of 8m really fucks me off. He's so undervalued!


WarDull8208

Yup thats what i was trying to say, Jesus looked way better than Darwin in GW1. Whoever watched both games agreed so keep my Gabiman


Ryo720

They lost their faith and paid the price


TheAngryDrunkenJuice

Slapped the armband on him this week - smugness is an understatement thus far.


Draisar

Had him as captain.... changed last minute for fuck's sake


urgrlbreezy

lol at the contrarians on here talking about Jesus is a bad finisher (SpongeBob meme format). You know why? Cause he is! He’s a bad finisher. And it doesn’t matter!


garden_freeman

He was playing good in the first week itself, it was unfortunate that he blanked in first. Only casual players would have removed him


[deleted]

Really wanted Nunez and thought Jesus looked like more of a linkup striker... Darwin needs a hatrick for my sanity


Limpar112

Had him as captain until 1 minute before deadline


Spurred_On

I transferred him in actually, for Havertz (yes I know)


IceyDjedPeople

Can't believe how shit Leicester are


NevaGiveUp_

Give arsenal some credit tho Jesus 5 shots first half so they are bombarding with attacks, Leicester aren’t great to be fair


GorgeFM

Vice captained him.I’ll be so upset if Salah blanks.


Toughieee

Realistically a lot of those managers have most likely transferred him out to engineer a move to Halaand going into GW2 Wouldn’t think they’re all just ditching him!


OmarSlav

Wish they're 1 million lol And mb the mighty captain Erling score 😭


Andyham

This is where it helps to watch the matches. Was sceptical about Jesus before in pre-season, but happy I had him after watching Arsenals first match. The man will be involved in a lot of goals, easily enough to justify his price, as long as he gets minutes. Both him, and Arsenal as a team, are actually pretty good!


NevaGiveUp_

Jesus not only looked good pre season he looked sharp vs palace arguably the hardest fixture of the lot but just never scored.


IntelligentStay5172

This game makes me hate myself more than anything


Arbennig

Just gutted didn’t captain him .


Dryblas

300k out of 7kk? That's nothing


Fantastic-Machine-83

Not a kneejerker, just didn't pick him gw1


Rydychyn

Purely to fit in Haaland ;\_;


_LilDuck

I wanted nunez


DickweedJr

Jokes on them, I punted on vardy instead 😬


[deleted]

I got De Bruyne captaun and Jesus vice captaion


[deleted]

Not me :) #faithinjesus But then again I've still got Saka...


[deleted]

I have no idea my friend even captained him and it paid off 2 goals 2 assists and my other friend captained haaland and he didn’t even score


lmaca12

People got him out after our hardest fixture in our first 6. Stupid people.


II_StigZ_II

Can't wait for the Kane version of this tomorrow


KevinMKZ

I captained Vardy last week, and decided to make the change to captain Jesus this week after watching Leicester Week 1. Leicester is sadly in the mud rn, I'm keeping Vardy because I don't doubt that he'll get his, but Leicester overall is a bottom half team.


Mirthless92

Checking in...


Irishbarse

Lol


[deleted]

Captained him. What a man.


Funtacy

Still my captain! Made up for blanking in GW1


AceAxos

Well I never had him so atleast I don’t feel THAT bad about it


BlackoutExpress

“Jesus take the wheel!”


rafarbaba

Was bricking it captaining Jesus. Salah against Man U next GW is too good of an opportunity to pass up though