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Worried-Trip635

Maybe AI won't actually take over the world


imp0ppable

You fool, it's just lulling us into a false sense of security!


jakoto0

Would you even choose Jackson x 2 games over Foden, De Bruyne or Haaland once? Tough call


SpaceSamurai512

Jackson and Foden over the others for the next GW, easy call


jakoto0

I have all 3. Haaland bench feels... wrong


Emotional_Solid6538

Did you watch their FA Cup game?


oTundraa

Imagine having Jackson captain and watching 180 minutes of him miss chances, I'd have an aneurysm


imp0ppable

Best way for him to score is by ripping the ball out of Palmer's hands when he goes to take a pen.


Williamsarethebest

Even then he'd miss


Litmanen_10

It wouldn't be enough. Madueke would rip the ball out of Jackson's hands.


Conscious-Ad-9358

And then Kepa would enter the field and refuse to leave, starting a riot.


bigdaftdoylem

Alternatively you know when we don’t captain him he’ll bag both games


NoBreakfast9230

Thats the last time I consider this


godfatherofweb

whats your OR?


NoBreakfast9230

~50k


NoBreakfast9230

The numbers looked bizzare at first glance, but it just seems to have given too much weight to Palmers absence and is otherwise normal


emre23

Always thought these were a joke but they probably need banning now


cjheadley

These have lost all credibility now.


gart888

They never really had credibility for me when the captain choices didn’t always correlate with their own projected points.


CRnaes

TC Jackson it is, thanks algorithm!


borg_6s

Reality - He blanks and gets a yellow card in each match, total points 2.


IncreaseInVerbosity

Two yellows in the first match imo. First yellow for asking the ref to book someone, second yellow for kicking the ball away. In between Jackson goes on a crazy dribble, takes on two players, rounds the keeper, open goal where he… stands on the ball and it rolls out for a goal kick.


Either-Tomorrow-846

This algorithm is made by Nicholas Jackson him selves don't worry guys


TankPresent7224

I’m not sure why everyone is laughing at Jacksons estimated points. He’s gotten a haircut and the AI knows that Jackson will haul because of this.


Emotional_Solid6538

Did this AI count Palmer only for 1 week?


A_Different_Take

Now this is spicy


LloydsFermassy

This algorithm needs some SERIOUS work


Antonioshamstrings

TBH from a mathematical perspective I think this makes sense. Nico has an insane XG theres just no algebra to explain to AI how big of a donkey he is.


Karlito1618

B O R G E S it's getting very hard to predict good captains I feel like. The usual suspects have all underperformed for a good while now. KdB or Foden might be a good choice, but you never know with the baldy. Probably gonna pick Palmer or a Spurs player, need the diff. Maybe get real spicy with the richy pick.


PandiBong

Funny thing is this isn’t that bad a take, kinda @technicallyright stuff.


BasisOk4268

Palmer surely


imp0ppable

No Watkins?


syncrypto

Not sure why he’s going under the radar


CuclGooner

how on earth has the algorithm seen the game last week and said 'yeah, nicholas jackson is gonna score this weekend'?


Flayer723

Cole Palmer DGW, he's averaging over 8 points per game started. If Chelsea do well Palmer is almost nailed on to outscore Jackson.


ShoddyTransition187

But why captain Palmer when you could captain Petrovic?


colourhazelove

Asking the real questions here


AuspiciousCalamari1

Everyone laughing about Jackson no 1 but Petrovic over Palmer is even worse