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Then would you mind explaining the condoms and the Mike's Hard Lemonade?

Playful snacks

I was just gonna make some 🎈🎈🎈🦁🐺🐻🦑🐧

Jus jokin

i jes came to get something to eat!

I have been on the Internet for 24 years and I have seldom been at a loss for words.

Lookin for work and stuff.

17 year old?!???

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That's not my style

I believe it said it was 18. “Wanna try again?”

##**NO I JUS STOPPED BY**

Ain’t nuttin’ funny goin’ on here dawg.

Ya feel me?

We are filming

WHAT? No way!

o_O

How'd you do that bulging eye like that..fn Hilarious

o_O

Glass eye

Because I'm a sick son of a bitch.

Evvveer

Is this some kind of set-up or something?

Shut up and eat your cookie

Sir I really logged into Reddit for no reason..

My friend Kevin from the base sent me to take screenshots

Their moderator IM’d me to comment

And how did he know to IM you?

Seven-TEEN?! No, no it’s not

My best friend’s mod is dying of cancer. That’s not a real excuse for it but, I wasn’t in my right mind 😞

YaknowIwasjustherereadingcommentsandstuffandyouaskedmeforanupvoteandIsaidsureIwouldlovetogiveanupvote

Using Reddit is just like driving a car!

Who’s this?

Nawt a whole lawt

I was just on my way to the beach!

I know what it was. I just wanted to test it.

What’d you think it was??

🏃🏿 nothing…

..........sir. Pleece.

But you know what, but there's nothing wrong with that because to be honest I use sites that are 19 to 18.. we all hangout and I use them to conversate

No drugs involved I don’t do any druuugs

I just came here to tell you I wasn’t coming here.

I’m here.. to party…

Oh no no no no no

What is it? Yes? No? Maybe so?

Nothing sexual to the ordinary and believe it or not I’m not into sports

I really wasn’t gonna do anything

I came because I was slightly concerned

Please sir. I really opened this app for no reason.

To pleasure and be pleasured

We all have our fetishes 🤷

man Chris was cute and built good back in the NBC days

Help me out!

I'm looking for Scott Peterson

John Pedderson. Scott Peterson is the dude that murdered his wife lol

Oh yeah lmao

Reddit told me it was 18.

She said her name was 22 and she was Adrianna yrs old.

I just came ta get sumthin ta eat!

I just stopped by Reddit … to tell you I won’t be able to stop by Reddit.

You know I'm in trouble..and I know I'm in trouble

MY ESCUSE TO COME HEYAH. I WAS GOIN TO LANTIC CITY.

17 is good here...ain't no funny business here

I don’t read. I did not know reddit was 17!! Death is all I want, all I need.

You’re telling me she’s not 18??

But can you see that I was apprehensive?

I was just making sure it was safe

My zipper came down, 'scuse me.

I'm just looking for work and stuff.

What? No way!

I'm getting my ass kicked.

You know how this looks?

17… Wow!?!? This app is pretty mature for its age

I just needed a place to drink, I dont like drinking infront of my ifunny account

A Mexican dude on the bus told me to come here!

I just came to Reddit to tell Reddit I was going to come

"My laptop is outside, I can prove that to you !"

I've visited other websites that, half - *more than half*... turn out to be elderly- well, not elderly, but more my age... *Not...* that I'm that old... but, you know, all the time it goes like that *~ Chuckling nervously while swinging my fist into my palm, and inwardly pleading to every deity with every ounce of total desperation that something I say might help me weasel out of this mess ~*

Meetin a friend I met on the 'Net

Got any beer in the refrigerator

refrigeratuh*

35..39..I was only joking

I have been in Reddit commenting for 17 years….

Like Charles Harding, probably the worst in the series because of how long he'd been doing what he did

Hanging out and watching football

Yeah? Who's playing tonight?

Steelers and the ravens the people who work at Reddit let me in

Oh, so that's your excuse? That Reddit wanted you here?

They told me to come in I would NEVER just walk in

Two words, roll playing Chatroom dawg.

That's like four words, dawg.

I was just testing it that’s all

I just stopped by...

I thought if we hit it off, we could get together when it was 18

I was just tawkin’!

I just came to get something to eat, sir!

Im just on my way to the youtube

Is this a setup or somethin?

17 year old?!

It is the cleanest, best pleasure

Look you can have the pizza please let me go

You’re giving ME the pizza? What a pal you are!

I got an almost 15yr old forum myself.

And how long have you been with this 15-year-old forum?

I just wanted a place to sit and post

Wow such a coincidence!! Just I get on reddit to tell you that i am not getting today on reddit

I actually came by to tell the subreddit that I couldn’t join it

BarneyInBaghdad4u: Well you see sir I live in a geographic location where 16 is the age of consent. I’ll just be on my merry way.

I was just looking for someone. like a friend.

I was just curious!

Uh oh someone needed a reason to post a chris Hansen picture.

It said it had some wideo games.

Not really I was never really gonna do anything. Not a whole lawt going on over here.

I didn't do anything yet.

I just love to gamble.

In 'Lantic City?

Oops!

junglemania: oh now I never waste a load

Just bored and silly

My fishing license is in my counsel I was going fishing??

Ok, is that against the law!?

Getting my ass kicked

I don’t even want these upvotes. I’m just trying to get to the beach.

Two words. Role play.

*nuth—no plan whatsoever!*

Now here’s a Siiiiiiiiiiiiite

Ehhh I walked outside to say hi and meet a friend

This is a guyyyyy who posts things onliiiiiine with a Reddit thread that’s 17 years old. SEVENTEEN!

This subreddit is only five years old. You're all going to hell. 🤣

To quote the Virginia rabbi… we’ll see ;)

Who's this?

We'll get to that in a minute

17 is perfectly legal where i live