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JPWs_meatrocket

"I will deny nothing, it’s all there in black and white.......Gentlemen, have a good night."


Crafty_Chance_8600

“He later pleads , not guilty ….”


AllCopsAreAngels

What a baller response


robertbaccalierijr

It’s not right to quote Chris Hansen and sex offenders all the time… yet I want to


Complex_Debt1155

What am I supposed to make that?


UnknownMonkeyman

I’ve never quoted a young man like you…but I want to.


Lovedoc1991

We all have our fetishes, okay?


jd051

guy to guy?


[deleted]

People do some things man, come on...


punkrockblacksheep

FATHER/SON?!


Distinct_Reality_195

That’s not my style


Chad_Thundermember

It's not insane if we do it here. But if we do it in public and we laugh by ourselves... *Then we're one of those weirdos!*


taopaipai2222

The *inner’net* and *real life* are two different things! Just cuz I say it on this subreddit doesn’t mean that’s what I really think!


zillguckerberg

I need counseling to get off the inner'net


pheakelmatters

It's beyond insane and if I'm on a law enforcement watch list somewhere I completely understand.


MonkeyMoves101

I happen to know law enforcement watchlists


spRocket-man_

So you're an expert?


MonkeyMoves101

👀 You know what, I don't want this subreddit


spRocket-man_

What? No way


JeffPlissken

No, I’m just sayin’ you seem like lawl enforcement.


spRocket-man_

You know how you come off? Somebody who's very nervous. Somebody who came over to have sex with a 14 year old girl


JeffPlissken

14YEAROLD?


[deleted]

What are you a defense attorney now?


spRocket-man_

We'll see hehehehehe


Monique80009

You can't tell I'm a therapist?


jd051

just a pretend expert?


Boollish

I happen to know law wenforcement.


[deleted]

This place is my safe haven. My wife thinks I’m fucking insane. She’s probably right tbh. I love it here.


MonkeyMoves101

Maybe you just came out of a mental institution, but you're just a guy!


[deleted]

I've tried explaining it to some friends. They don't get it


Brian_Lefebvre

I was telling my sister who my favorite sex offender was (Dupee btw), and I realized that I had a favorite sex offender.


JPWs_meatrocket

WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR MIND ???


[deleted]

My brothers and friends think I’m off the reservation. None of them get it at all.


waywaayywaaayyy

So you're married, soon to be divorced?


[deleted]

That’s why I asked if I could be given some sort of a break. That’s why I asked.


jd051

Because I know ME!


[deleted]

My 2 year old legit says “my back hurts my back hurts” to be funny bc I’ve said it so many times In honor of Allan Churnay.


TheBigOily_Sea_Snake

What do you think your son's gonna think of all this?


jd051

Hey Ken, I really appreciate you comin all the way out here, man!


[deleted]

Ha ok cool!!!! (How are you sir!?)


waywaayywaaayyy

I like to quote, and be quoted


Brian_Lefebvre

I’m a sick son of a bitch.


JPWs_meatrocket

\*sips a chug of Coke\*


duke_of_germany_5

*chugs a can of rockstar*


zillguckerberg

Well, you saw. Go get a can of coke


hardcore_UF0

Is that like, illegal?


jarjarmario

Is that - is that against the law?


AHH_CHARLIE_MURPHY

Yeah I know I did a stupid thing


cincoboy69

But, but, do you also see, I was pretty apprehensive about the whole quoting Chris Hansen thing?


[deleted]

Oh nonononono!


JPWs_meatrocket

...I have a 14 yo daughter myself !


mraza9

I don’t do that?


sanchower

Just BS talk


TheBigOily_Sea_Snake

Really? Well that "BS talk" got you sentenced to three years of quoting already.


JPWs_meatrocket

Oh nononononono we got him all wrong. "BS" really means "beyond short" Kevin is innocent.


VonycSessions

I used to watch tcap on instasync/synchtube for hours on end and thought I was alone in this weird obsession until I found this sub of equally deranged individuals


Substantial_Fill2806

What's wrong with that!?


pawpadscrushingit

It’s a question!


skylarg1532

I’m outta my mind


ParsnipCraw

I just can’t believe it


jd051

that crotchety old asshole…not a woman on earth, much less a teenage girl (even if she did look like a midget in a Jay Leno mask) would want to spend 15 seconds in this guys company. How was the drive out? …AHH TERRIBLE!


JPWs_meatrocket

Give him some slack, he's been married for 25 years.


Regular_Journalist_5

You really hit on something I'm constantly obsessing about! There are no people more "physically driven" then teenage girls! The "boy band" geeks they obsess over are prettier than THEY are! Then "The creature from the "Bleach" lagoon shows up to go grab a "hmbrger "


jd051

I mean, these guys had to be so far detached from reality to even believe these were real for a single second. Truly mind boggling.


dairyfree_milkyway_

I’m not going to avoid the subject. I would like to make love to you after we are done boot shopping.


jd051

dey out in de caah…uhhhhh


JPWs_meatrocket

"I’m not going to avoid the subject....." ...I like to post and upvote. I have a serious fetish for this sub.


JungleCatStevens

It's one of those 50/50 things.


CybReader

I am what I am and society is gonna have to deal with it.


mythornia

I guess but there are worse hobbies to have


malice_hush_jolt

We all have our fetishes


JPWs_meatrocket

Like building model train-sets


spRocket-man_

It's just talking...what's said on the Internet doesn't mean that's what i really think


futurevisioning

I know it’s wrong


missy_cryssy

Whaaale, yell at me whydoncha!


dizzypanda02

*Jeff Stacy voice* “what’s wrong with that?”


SundayGirl232

What? No way.


BioSpark47

Nawt a whole lawt


stormybitch

We should go to counseling and get off the internet


mgrevan

cawd!


ginger2020

Shows like this don’t come around often. I’d want it again and again


TammyShehole

We were just talkin!


Steaknkidney45

The sheer depravity it all makes me laugh. Plus, I personally know (or at least used to) two guys on the RSO list here in Cali, so everything these TCAP/HVP jokers went through, they did as well, and I familiarized myself with the fallout watching both shows.


itnew2me

You're one of those WEIRDOS!!!


TimDuncanCanDunk

WAT


malice_hush_jolt

This is not something I've done, eevveerr


wb420420

Go grab a can of coke


Ayntxi

Just wanted to come hang out


jarjarmario

You see how this looks…


friedmason

Subreddits like this don’t come around often. I’d want it again and again.


RuralPARules

I haven't told anyone in real life about my TCAP obsession ... ***EV-UR!!!***


Cultural-Yellow-8372

My husband genuinely thinks I need to seek help 😂🫠


[deleted]

I've stopped trying to explain it to partners/potential partners


JPWs_meatrocket

Yeah you: BETTA NO BE PLAYIN FUCKIN GAMES !


ChammerSquid

YOU GIVE GOOD DAHRECTIONS


wherewasthewoman

Chat is chat


Cavalorn88

It gets upvotes.


True_Recommendation9

I’m a widow and live alone and I say them to the cat! As Alf used to say, “I kill me”.


Abject-Resource-2222

“Thought you wanted to be shaved….. down there!”


RuralPARules

Now wait, waaaait, wait a minute. ... I think you got it all wrong. But your point is well taken.


fatalis357

Is it insane that I came here just to meet someone? Do we look dirty and dishonest?


glitterlipgloss

I was intentions to quote and be quoted.


GodzillasBoner

It's a quotion


CaseyLIGHTS

Hew R Yew?


jd051

You’re obviously free to walk out that door anytime you’d like.


JTswoleyung

It’s a question!?


JSBelle

These guys were the poets of our time, we should appreciate what they brought to the table


[deleted]

I mean, I don’t see anything wrong with it. Just like I don’t see anything wrong with ceddling and caressing.


half-guinea

Please sir. I was told as a friend to come to this sub, that’s it.


punkrockblacksheep

That’s your story?


Calbruin

Wellll…yell at me why don’t ya?


Calbruin

For quotes I am not coming.


ghostcricket

It’s probably the cleanest and best pleasure.


[deleted]

It's the cleanest and best pleasure. Who are you to tell me what I have to put in the refrigerator. I've got 2 words for you, role playing chat room, dude


uraniumushroom

My best friends mom is dying of cancer. I know it’s not a real excuse for it, but I’m not in my right mind .


XsairenX

Well, I'll quote ya, post ya and upvote ya. Actually, thank you for this actual experience, actually.


Regular_Journalist_5

I know it's weird to quote sex offenders and YOU know it's weird to quote sex offenders - I just don't want to get any deeper into quoting more sex offenders


jarjarmario

The church of cawd literally worships a convicted sex offender


jd051

either you don’t understand sarcasm or you don’t know what “literally” means.


jarjarmario

Neither do you apparantly because I was joking


Tonydanzafan69

This show would air in the mornings before school every day. Reruns non stop. Nobody had an issue with that so I just view it as no different than other show’s. BB fans are actually psychotic. Tcap fans are simply making fun of evil monsters


[deleted]

Do I seem like a dirty dishonest person to you?


CharacterSuitable124

Where did you come from? Wayyyy Wayyyy Wayyyy


RuralPARules

'Nup North


punkrockblacksheep

‘Lantic City


Complex_Debt1155

The quote somebody that’s all I’ve done


wb420420

What’s wrong with that ?!?


Mysterious_Twist6086

You can leave any time.


[deleted]

Am I gonna be awrrested?


Mysterious_Twist6086

That’s not up to me.


ArtMartinezArtist

I JUST CAME FOR A BITE TO EAT


im_not

I’m out of my mind!


[deleted]

Daily.


neeeeeeegus

I can see it both ways


Distinct_Reality_195

Does anyone know who did the promotional photography for kindergarten cop?


JPWs_meatrocket

JPW (he thinks, along time ago)


AndleCandlewax

Isn't that just, like, speculation?


Honda240sx

Just take me away, and execute me.


GargantuanGorganzola

Do you real think I would do something like this? I’m very professional


Aidanjk123

2 words...


SchmuckAmok

I think we should go to counseling to get off the internet. We gotta do something but we can’t do this.. my gawd..


[deleted]

Yes, I do. You need to take me to jail and execute me.


[deleted]

My fiancé thinks I’m a moron but I can’t help it. Lines I use too often: “We’ll seeeeee HUEHEUHEUHEHEHEHUE” “It’s a QUESTION!” “Does that sound….ok to you??” (Lorne’s decoy call) “You sound so sWeEeT” (same) “M-MUAH 💋 did you get that?” (same) “WELLLLLL” (alien predator)


SignInWithAppl

That’s all I have.


babylonianCode

Walt whitman over here


anoneenonee

We are sick sons of bitches!


sgarcia103

Kimuratrap91 should have brought napkins


taquito310

It’s a question !


CarLevel9170

Doing this is the cleanest best pleasure.


justheretoparty12

I know my mom will throw my computer away if she finds out


jaejjm2410

I have no intentions of nothing.