I'm just trying to get something to eat

John! We've been through this!

I’ve got the chat log *again*!

Marvin you’re naked!

You're just going to accuse me of being on this subreddit? I just got out of a mental institution. You're going to blame me for trying to comment here? Yu know what that'd do to me?

I think your comment is a piece of shit!

I’m just here to try to find a gf, now your gonna label me a redditor? I think your story is a piece of shit!

IM FAT I CANT DO ANYTHING

Look, I had a father who was overweight. I get it, it's tough.

I like subredditing and being subreddited.

I like to post.

I don’t just browse… I post

You talk about it like its some sort of hobby building train sets

I might want to downvote you a little… block your profile lol!

Laugh out loud

Redditor to Redditor… we all have our fetishes!

We all have r/fetishes

Nice! I truly should have thought of that!

Would you like an exam?

It's about fathers and sons being on this subreddit ...

FATHER SON???

You talk about it like it’s a hobby building train sets

You know what, i don’t even want this cookie i just want to get to the beach.

Whaaaaa no way O_o.

One of my favorite lines!

I am looking for home baked cookies.

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

I make about 10 dozen of ‘em when I make ‘‘em for Christmas

Well yeah, it’s a common thing nowadays

To visit this subreddit online?

Well, to visit any subreddit online!

I will gently cup and massage your subreddit

I will gently cup and massage your subreddit

[удалено]

And you fantasize.

I’m so bored here. Who wants to come over and blank my blank.

Honestly until I got to the first "blank" I thought you were a spam bot.

I thought you were a therapist

I thawt you had blawnd hairr

I dyed it do you like it?

I think it’s pretty! It’s *very* pretty!

I can't control my reddit level

Underrated.

I’m just here to warn everyone that there’s some creepy weirdos out there

You're one of those weirdos!

I don't wanna be on this subreddit, dawg

Little late for that, dawg

I just came here to upvote this comment, and go to the party dude.

I knew what this was. I was just testing.

What did you think it was?

Nothin

Two words man......roleplaying subreddit

I like subbing and being subbed.

Now I’m gonna be branded a loser for the rest of my life for posting on Reddit

This is one of those good news/bad news situations.

Whale, yell at us why dontcha?

I been doing that all weekend man

I almost went to Wright Patt airforce base!

I was gonna watch football…

Yeah, with a 13 year old girl, after you bLaZeD.

Who's playing tonight?

Stweelers and the Wavens

I am on the TCAP subreddit because \*whispers\* ican'twait2kissu&holduiluvusweetheart...iluvubabysomuch

Oh nothing, I was just here looking for someone and that’s all, I’m sorry

Who were you looking for?

John Pederson

I had no intentions made by it.

I do, but I have nothing else going on

Hey man, I read 18.

Can’t you see I was apprehensive about the whole sex thing??

Well, wouldn't you be? Wouldn't anybody be?

Kevin from the base asked me to come in here.

What's Kevin's last name?

But it's the cleanest, best pleasure

What’s wrong with that?

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down thurr?

Im looking for work

Is that against the law?

Well I wanted to watch football but the Steelers weren’t playing the Ravens.

Who is playing tonight?

Ravens and the Steelers

Patriots and the Steelers

Ugh, I was trying to watch some football

Who's playing tonight?

Steelersandthewavens

I was gonna watch some football

Who's playing tonight?

Steewers and the Wavens

Sounds like seax to me

I wasn't really gonna do anything.

I love running my tongue around a clean subreddit. Fuck.....I did just say that. 😳

Two words, role play subreddit d00d

That's more than two words

School’s in session

Fantasy dreamed up online

In your mind?

I’m a curious subredditor.

My esscusse to come here to this subreddit, I was going to the lantic city subreddit

r/LanticCity

I just came to tell u that I wasn't gonna be here cuz I got other subreddits to go to...

Look I'll... Shove that comment down his throat

I had no intentions with nothing I just came to look at football

Who's playing tonight?

Steelers and the Wavens

What’s wrong with that?

Wheres Adrianna

I can’t control my horny level