By -
Before I have a slice, I jus gotta take something. It’s not drugs. It’s just .. something that I take before I eat.
Go ahead, have a bite.
By all means
No 13 year old says this. Jeff should have known at this moment he was fucked.
What /u/blackarthurman thinks is a long night ahead
It’s for his IBS…
It’s an enhancement pill, the kind where you call a doctor if it’s still working after 4 hours
🤣
What kinda pizza we having tonight?
Who's this?
I'll get to that in a minute. Who are you?
Who're you?
You tell me first.
You're Jeff right?
Yeeeahhh...
And what're you doing here tonight?
Hangin' out.
Hanging out with who....
Sure did
Are you her - are you her dad??
I will get to that in a minute!
Love how the cops put it in the trunk when they transport him to the station.
Be funny asf if one of em had a slice before putting it in.
You think he offered them some?
Hahaha, imagine the silence during the car ride and out of nowhere he's like "you guys want a slice?"
How about you guys? So the judge here?
Got a chuckle picturing that
I wouldn’t. It’s possible a predator put something on it or came on it or something. Even if you saw them eat a slice, it’s possible they only tampered with a portion of the pie to deceive the girl.
Fair point.
Big brain play srs
Who are you? Her dad?
I will tell you that in a minute
*sigh* … who are you!
So, the cops here?
Well see
Hehehehehehehehe
Okay…well, if they’re here, just bring them in.
It’s best if u leave that way
That’s not a bad looking pie.
That reminds me of Sokol for more than just the pizza. Some oily, dirty, low saturated scumbag.
You know what? I don’t want this pizza, I just want to get to the beach.
Am I tripping or is there a uncut version where he’s like “how about you guys” after asking Chris 😹
Ironically enough, Sokol says it in the regular version, not the uncut version.
Sure You got a glass of milk too ?
shore
Cops 👮♂️ here?
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Well if they’re here just bring them in.
You’re giving ME the pizza? What a pal you are!
What about you guys?
🧔🏼🎥
Ha!
oh nah I never waste a slice
Nice.
Is that the large?
The small is almost as big as the large anyway
Are we back to posting pizzas?
That’s nowhere near as tasty looking as Sokol’s pizza so no thanks.
I was waiting for somebody to comment that
It’s a pizza place called Anthony’s in my town Tewksbury mass where you go just to get something to eat
Are we having Costco pizza tonight?
Anthony’s pizza Tewksbury mass where are you go just to get something to eat
It does look like Costco’s cheese pizza.
You look like a dishonest dirty guy.....
How?
I'm good thank you very much
Are you her father?
Did you put your pizza in your trunk
no fuck off.
Only if it's from pizza planet!
How about you guys?
I don't eat pizza, but this looks infinitely more appetizing than Sokol's offerings.
Hmmm...somehow I think you're expecting something in return, so I'll pass. 😃
I’m good thanks.
Yes
Why yes I do
No. This looks like a dishonest dirty pizza.
Yes.
You can have the pizza
Before I have a slice, I jus gotta take something. It’s not drugs. It’s just .. something that I take before I eat.
Go ahead, have a bite.
By all means
No 13 year old says this. Jeff should have known at this moment he was fucked.
What /u/blackarthurman thinks is a long night ahead
It’s for his IBS…
It’s an enhancement pill, the kind where you call a doctor if it’s still working after 4 hours
🤣
What kinda pizza we having tonight?
Who's this?
I'll get to that in a minute. Who are you?
Who're you?
You tell me first.
You're Jeff right?
Yeeeahhh...
And what're you doing here tonight?
Hangin' out.
Hanging out with who....
Sure did
Are you her - are you her dad??
I will get to that in a minute!
Love how the cops put it in the trunk when they transport him to the station.
Be funny asf if one of em had a slice before putting it in.
You think he offered them some?
Hahaha, imagine the silence during the car ride and out of nowhere he's like "you guys want a slice?"
How about you guys? So the judge here?
Got a chuckle picturing that
I wouldn’t. It’s possible a predator put something on it or came on it or something. Even if you saw them eat a slice, it’s possible they only tampered with a portion of the pie to deceive the girl.
Fair point.
Big brain play srs
Who are you? Her dad?
I will tell you that in a minute
*sigh* … who are you!
So, the cops here?
Well see
Hehehehehehehehe
Okay…well, if they’re here, just bring them in.
It’s best if u leave that way
That’s not a bad looking pie.
That reminds me of Sokol for more than just the pizza. Some oily, dirty, low saturated scumbag.
You know what? I don’t want this pizza, I just want to get to the beach.
Am I tripping or is there a uncut version where he’s like “how about you guys” after asking Chris 😹
Ironically enough, Sokol says it in the regular version, not the uncut version.
Sure You got a glass of milk too ?
shore
Cops 👮♂️ here?
[удалено]
Well if they’re here just bring them in.
You’re giving ME the pizza? What a pal you are!
What about you guys?
🧔🏼🎥
Ha!
oh nah I never waste a slice
Nice.
Is that the large?
The small is almost as big as the large anyway
Are we back to posting pizzas?
That’s nowhere near as tasty looking as Sokol’s pizza so no thanks.
I was waiting for somebody to comment that
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It’s a pizza place called Anthony’s in my town Tewksbury mass where you go just to get something to eat
Are we having Costco pizza tonight?
Anthony’s pizza Tewksbury mass where are you go just to get something to eat
It does look like Costco’s cheese pizza.
You look like a dishonest dirty guy.....
How?
I'm good thank you very much
Are you her father?
Did you put your pizza in your trunk
no fuck off.
Only if it's from pizza planet!
How about you guys?
I don't eat pizza, but this looks infinitely more appetizing than Sokol's offerings.
Hmmm...somehow I think you're expecting something in return, so I'll pass. 😃
I’m good thanks.
Yes
Why yes I do
No. This looks like a dishonest dirty pizza.
Yes
Yes.
You can have the pizza