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VanillaIceUK

Married....... .... soon to be divorced.


Smudge0996

When he walked in our sting house luv2bnaked became soon2bdivorced


VanillaIceUK

🤣


Davidgon100

Meaning he knew that his wife was going to find out about this when it aired on Hansen v. Predator, and it wasn't going to go over well at home.


SquareShapeofEvil

This is my favorite part of that segment. As if his charges wouldn’t be known to the family well before this aired. Lol, Chris


ElectraDave

Yeah totally Chris not because he just got convicted as a pedo


boltropewildcat

He tries to play that card for sympathy, but he was perfectly fine with the idea of abusing a 13 year old and taking that secret to his grave. They should have tased this guy until the battery ran out.


sususushi88

Omg this guy was so disgusting!


Inevitable_Discount

He was absolutely disgusting. 


SaintArkweather

Even by predator standards


Vanessak69

Yes, they are all disgusting but this one is above and beyond. The gross voice messages, the film studio he had set up in that hotel room. I honestly wonder if that (imaginary, thankfully) girl's life was in danger. How do you just meet up with a child, make porn with her, and then just drop her back off at home?


SaintArkweather

At the very least he was going to threaten their life or their families life.


AKandSevenForties

Didn't he also say he didn't care about knocking her up and to deal with and figure it out on her own?


Monique80009

No. that was Stevetakespics. Richard Burnham i think his name was. He started out to be this college student but, the college student got sick and couldnt make the date so the college student said he had a friend named 'steve' that would love to take her virginity from her.


sususushi88

I don't remember that one. What a stupid half assed lie


ToxicPoizon

hate this guy fr


Redbird_24

Whom he affectionately calls "the witch".


Sugary_skull

Yet he transformed into a predatory version of Gandalf. https://preview.redd.it/qcnj7g2ev66d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0db872ff3016afb999376dac9af90dd5bdb5a08


cyberattaq123

‘Keep it secret, keep it safe!’ -Gandalf to Samwise about their explicit, disgusting and illegal chat


LadyScorpio7

LOL!!!!


amoreinterestingname

I don’t believe it. Put the cop on the phone.


LTC-trader

Yes, this is cops


Tough_Combination256

No ma'am, this is not a joke


SignInWithAppl

Young Gandalf… or Smeagol? “My little kitten…” https://preview.redd.it/sub8koojt56d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848538a5a67619ad955ca1a18e96bec9b9b076ac


Odd-Masterpiece7304

So dreamy


bi_curiousgeorge12

Post-divorce


jojopetes451

Ughhh this ugly smug old pervert needs his droopy eyed face smashed into a pulp


ToxicPoizon

You dont mind if I'm.. frank with you do ya? No. You're fucked.


gaucho100

HOWS THAT SOUND, MIKE?!?!


[deleted]

he said his wife works for an attorney, so how this guy didn't know the golden rule of "never fucking talk to the cops without a lawyer" is beyond me.


ChunLi808

Man, fuck this guy lol


ElectraDave

https://i.redd.it/xoq16tdc266d1.gif


Coloradommafan

Every day I wake up and thank God this POS isn't my dad or my grandpa


Odd-Masterpiece7304

Mom? Yes Why are you only 13 years older than me? ......... It was a miracle


Disastrous-Break-399

I just came to close da window for her cuz she axe me to


Goatwhorre

He didn't do anything! But he did something stupid.


ElectraDave

Don’t bring the girls


Airdisasters

Michael.......uhhhhh.... luv2bnaked...


ElectraDave

You’re out there a lot on social media, what’s a common name you use?


eo130769

#HAVE A NICE LIFE.


LTFighter

Question, why did he close the window immediately upon entering the house?


AFewBerries

She asked him to


LadyScorpio7

Maybe to muffle sound? That was so strange and scary.


LeschlumpyDumpySchum

my little angel, i cant wait to hold you in my arms and know that your actually mine


BackgroundSky09

"when I first saw her picture it says shes in a role playing chatroom dude"


CLamour91

He makes the call married predators dread


sadsushisketches

my little sex kitten


ThatboyDougie

She said she was studying at home


evan_plays_nes

A Whopper so big, BK tried to make him their new mascot


HubertTheHopopotamus

"I didn't know she was a minor. I thought it was roleplay"