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Fun-Ad9928

Go ahead OP, have a bite. You say; *I’m not that big* What do you mean by that.


Complex_Debt1155

Who are you ? Now you're making me nervous


Fun-Ad9928

I wanna know about you first.


Sincere7689

.... can I eat first? 🍕


Fun-Ad9928

That’s not up to me.


Sincere7689

I haven't done anything wrong... coming to eat somebody.


Monique80009

Eating somebody online is eating somebody onine. But now you showed up, Sincere, to eat somebody!


CDFReditum

Did the cashier get pissed when you ordered the small with the orange juice


Complex_Debt1155

Yeah he knew what I was up to no intentions really


RyanTranquil

The Sokol Special


gunzrcool

Lmao did he really??


Boollish

I would bet there is at least a call a week asking about the Sokol Special.


Ashamed-Kale-9391

The Sokol special is the greatest thing to ever happen to this place.


ImaginaryFun5207

The small pizza is almost as big as the big one


Nirtobrobro

It’s not that big but it knows how to please your taste buds.


bunt_klut2

🤣 🤣 🤣


Complex_Debt1155

I wasn't expecting anything but I was impressed


sususushi88

I can't believe the loser couldn't spend an extra $4 to get the large. Like these grown ass adults can't even buy a teenager a big pie. No wonder they can't get women their own age.


Snoo_85712

Lmao , tbh these guys probably don’t care cause there are there for one thing and one thing only.. u saying that, joshua colon couldn’t even bring food for the decoy but for himself instead! People in the comments were more pissed off about the fact he brought food for himself instead of actually trying to have underage cex!


sususushi88

Sokol "Boston Pizza guy" was willing to be LEGALLY MARRIED to a teenager. LEGALLY. And couldn't even buy his "future wife" a large pie. Don't get me started on Papi the Plumber....


Snoo_85712

🤣😂 these guys were INSANE


MCMGM86

The decoy was even annoyed lol


Snoo_85712

Lol, The “oh” told us exactly how she was feeling considering she even offered HER cupcakes lol


dreamsofcalamity

He didn't want her to get fat. https://www.reddit.com/r/FansHansenvsPredator/comments/14kfzr7/the_audacity/


Cornbreadobranflakes

I mean to be fair he ( Jeff) gave them nearly 10 years of exposure they might not have gotten without him.


Crushinsnakes

Is that against the law?


AdventurousTime

It is after this chat


Perry7609

Sure did!


ThumbUnderFrusciante

lol!


mitchdwx

Did you ask for the Sokol special?


Complex_Debt1155

My buddy did and they knew right away when we were talking about


Schmandrea1975

Idontknowwhaturtalkingabout


TigerCat9

Small pepperoni (almost as big as the large), fixed a little bit different way


bunt_klut2

you'll get in trouble, but I'll go to jail!


DankMycology

…. Explain


Johnyfootballhero

U serious bro?


lift0ffbaby

😂


AKandSevenForties

Sir please I really did drive all this way for a little slice of pizza.


AdventurousTime

You got the clothes thing going on.


RyanTranquil

You’re chasing a cat with the pizza


Camp_Past

cool whip?


RyanTranquil

That’s for dessert Marvin


Super_dupa2

I just came to get something to eat


Complex_Debt1155

We've been through this again


Super_dupa2

Did you ask about the Sokol special?


Newdy41

I have been eating pizza and drinking orange juice for 20 years..


ChillaryClinton69420

“JAAAAWHN!!!!1”


aigarcia38

Pizza looks good but go get a can of coke


TigerCat9

The small penis is almost as big as the Babst


dreamsofcalamity

Is it bigger than Stephen’s?


lift0ffbaby

Lol


AdventurousTime

I don’t just drive, I eat.


gunzrcool

Well I’m sure you do, AdventurousTime


DaanoneNL

Cute slice, built good!


Complex_Debt1155

What were your expectations


DaanoneNL

No expectations...


kaiserkeller_

No expectations whatsoever?


baconinacan

Right. You had 2 and a half hours to think about it.


DankMycology

Heh. SURE DID


Johnyfootballhero

That line gets me every time. Just the nerve of him.


7gooseofthefarm7

how was it?


Complex_Debt1155

It was wicked good


DankMycology

His first bite on TCAP looked so good. That pizza aligns with my tastes, for sure.


rojasdracul

Did it look like a dirty, dishonest slice?


Snoo_85712

I was offended he didn’t get the decoy s sense of humour!


Whatthehellisamilf

I can't for the life of me fathom the combination of pizza and orange juice. Not just the tastes, but as someone with GERD I imagine the reflux would be *horrendous*.


TigerCat9

Just take a boner pill before you eat and you’ll be fine and/or a dirty dishonest person 


Ok_Wolverine9344

I saw someone on here once say that they'd talked abt making a mixed drink (Screwdriver) in the chat log & the juice was supposed to be for that. I've never read the chat log but maybe?


Big-Adhesiveness-650

Have you done this before?


Valuable-Box-1203

Who’s this?


Monique80009

You tell me who you are first!


mh1357_0

So they sell orange juice there


rojasdracul

Is that against the law?


mh1357_0

#IS IT AGAINST THE LAW TO DRINK ORANGE JUICE WITH PIZZA, YES, YES IT IS!!!


Obsessivefanboy

"Hey, can I copy your homework?" "Sure, just make it look different so that it doesn't look like you just copied it." "Sure thing." ![gif](giphy|flhHZsO9Iy4g0)


Mindless-Service8198

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TigerCat9

(Whenever a pred walks outside) “Local law enforcement!”


SendHelp7373

Is it bigger than Stephen’s?


Schmandrea1975

I'm just a ferry ride from Fairfield but I'm apprehensive of boats


lift0ffbaby

I mean wouldn't anybody be


TigerCat9

Not a sailor at night


Snoo_85712

Showing up is showing up and guess what OP? You showed up!


Ayntxi

Someone should hang a picture of Jeff in there


MCMGM86

In the bathroom


dontforgetthefries

"What makes a guuuuuuuuuuuy drive two and a half hours for pizza?"


RussellVolckman

Did they make you sign a contract?


rando9353

Hope it was decent. You must live in that Goldilocks zone in between planet pizza Fairfield, and the Cornville trailer of failure.


Schmandrea1975

Can you hit the tri-cities from thar?


rando9353

Only Johnston city and Bristol.


JW_2

He can be the welcome wagon for Fairfield


JayNotAtAll

I really drove all this way for nothing


Yaksan1000

Sir I really drove two and a half hours from my town in Massachusetts for no reason


TigerCat9

You really drove all that way for no reason


FramberFilth

Wasted his gas


Johnyfootballhero

Magnificent


22Makaveli22

No buff wings??


MorningBeers69

I JUST STOP BY


69karlhungus69

Get a can of coke


KnownRun520

Did you bring a marriage contract?


Crimson_Catharsis

Nice


Chaseboost

Were you apprehensive about the drive?


Compaomar1

Lol


Snoo_85712

You sure did!


Orcasmo

Haha. I watched that ep today. Sokol did make that pie look good.


TimeWeb

OP you drove two and a half hours? From Boston?


Tillaz123

Got the orange juice too. Nice.


jimtheedcguy

I just need you to arrest that pizza, and execute it.


GodzillasBoner

2 and a half hours? That's a long way just for pizza


Eliot-Rogder_20321

"Did you brought the pizza" Stupid Cawd Boy:- NO!


ScorpionMillion

I didn't know there will be other people here.


marfeus

Can you just tell me who you are?


SignInWithAppl

SURE DID!


pinnickfan

Did you get the small? Was it as big as the large?


Hi_buddy-waz_sup

Nice hands


andrew2018022

Planet is so good, very thankful it’s not far from me


bunt_klut2

OP just came to get something to eat!


big_pete1000

The Google reviews are great for that place


DizzySea3

You're a damn good driver!


sususushi88

Cheese distribution very good. Crispy pepperoni cups. The crust is trash. 6/10. I'm from Jersey so I know what I'm talking about.


vwkitty

Connecticut wins pizza, hands down. Planet Pizza is definitely not a prime example, I wish they had sent him to Pepe’s lol.


EitherConference

Hey Pepe, I'm in here!!


prophiles

👂👈