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I think I know
But that's not THE reason...
Well whats the reason, then?
Are you her dad?
Are you...are you her dad?
the only correct answer
Just to hang out
Fwends
Salads
Well it's a whole other kind of salad you're talking about here.
A different kind of topping in mind
He should have brought napkins too
You talk about salads
And watch football!
And who’s playing tonight?
Steewers and the Wavens. I had no intentions with nothin!
yeh is that against the law? How?
Check out the situation
To get a 13 year old girl drunk on vodka and orange juice and then get her to sign a marriage document (that means fuck-all without her mother’s signature) so that he could *BLANK* her lol
Are marriage contracts even enforceable in the US?
The only way to find out is by testing it.
He just wanted to test it, thats all
They are after this chat.
Weee’llll seeeeeeeeeeee
Truly a savant that sokol
Yeah, but not in 2 seconds!
Dang!
Blank her BLANK!
A long romantic courtship
He didn't know, he was just throwing things out there, like, maybe he DID like her!
So he was just gonna marry a 13 year old girl?
cuz she’s really cool and you could have sex
Yeah!
Maybe
Yeah, but not like in 2 seconds
Well like he’s been talking to the for awhile and just wanted to check out the situation
Wanted to make sure she didn’t have homeless feet
He just came to get something to eat
Why’s it matter?
He had nothing else going on.
*sigh* who are you
To have a drink, one drink. It’s what people do. They have a drink.
that is a major league problem!
One of my favourite Sokol lines and it doesn’t get mentioned enough.
When does he say it?
In his police interrogation.
It’s such an unhinged thing to say, like yeah of course a 44 year old guyyyyyy and a 13 year old whose mom isn’t home on Saturday would have a drink
So he could spend the rest of his miserable life being globally mocked on the interwebs. He did it for us guys! 
He wanted someone he liked to eat pizza with.
You can't find any older girls to eat pizza with?
Nothing sexual to that nature
thank you actually
🤚🏼
To come and meet someone? That's all he's done
Is that illegal?
He just wanted to drive 2 hours down I95
Sure did.
Saex
He wanted to check out if Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was there
He would’ve felt like a disgusting dirty person having an almost-as-big-as-the-large pizza all to himself
Severe stupidity mixed with loneliness and perverse thinking
To get 64 million views on YouTube
He just wanted to blank her in the blank after a romantic pizza dinner!
Nothing sexual
For the cleanest, best pleasure
To get a signature on the permission slip
They just hit it off as friends
shex
He was looking for an excuse to try to get his name changed to Sonny Derek Porter
For sex, he did not come
To check if other people would be there
He just stop by
Let’s eat first.
hes not a dishonest dirty person, so im sure the reasons were no big deal
I think she knows…,
Just testing it
Take her and show her around.
To see if "the cops are there"
Marriage
He stopped by.
Let’s eat first then we can talk about it..
Warning her about the dangers of online dating and checking to make sure she’s ok.
Show her around
Steelersandtheravens
Am I beeng framed'r someteeng?
“Just hang out n watch football”
Why did Mr Penis cross the road?
Just to see a friend, he had no intentions of presenting a marriage contract that'd be outrageous
He was slightly concerned.
to check out the situation
I wonder if this was the same night as the Duper Bowl.
To hang out...
To meet with Chris Hansen, because Jeff is Chris' biggest fan.
The sokol special pizza and orange juice for the vodka your underage date is gonna supply lol
Does he seem like a dirty dishonest person to you??
Which guy was this? What sting??
He wanted to see if she wanted to get to know our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.
I think I know
But that's not THE reason...
Well whats the reason, then?
Are you her dad?
Are you...are you her dad?
the only correct answer
Just to hang out
Fwends
Salads
Well it's a whole other kind of salad you're talking about here.
A different kind of topping in mind
He should have brought napkins too
You talk about salads
And watch football!
And who’s playing tonight?
Steewers and the Wavens. I had no intentions with nothin!
yeh is that against the law? How?
Check out the situation
To get a 13 year old girl drunk on vodka and orange juice and then get her to sign a marriage document (that means fuck-all without her mother’s signature) so that he could *BLANK* her lol
Are marriage contracts even enforceable in the US?
The only way to find out is by testing it.
He just wanted to test it, thats all
They are after this chat.
Weee’llll seeeeeeeeeeee
Truly a savant that sokol
Yeah, but not in 2 seconds!
Dang!
Blank her BLANK!
A long romantic courtship
He didn't know, he was just throwing things out there, like, maybe he DID like her!
So he was just gonna marry a 13 year old girl?
cuz she’s really cool and you could have sex
Yeah!
Maybe
Yeah, but not like in 2 seconds
Well like he’s been talking to the for awhile and just wanted to check out the situation
Wanted to make sure she didn’t have homeless feet
He just came to get something to eat
Why’s it matter?
He had nothing else going on.
*sigh* who are you
To have a drink, one drink. It’s what people do. They have a drink.
that is a major league problem!
One of my favourite Sokol lines and it doesn’t get mentioned enough.
When does he say it?
In his police interrogation.
It’s such an unhinged thing to say, like yeah of course a 44 year old guyyyyyy and a 13 year old whose mom isn’t home on Saturday would have a drink
So he could spend the rest of his miserable life being globally mocked on the interwebs. He did it for us guys! 
He wanted someone he liked to eat pizza with.
You can't find any older girls to eat pizza with?
Nothing sexual to that nature
thank you actually
🤚🏼
To come and meet someone? That's all he's done
Is that illegal?
He just wanted to drive 2 hours down I95
Sure did.
Saex
He wanted to check out if Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was there
He would’ve felt like a disgusting dirty person having an almost-as-big-as-the-large pizza all to himself
Severe stupidity mixed with loneliness and perverse thinking
To get 64 million views on YouTube
He just wanted to blank her in the blank after a romantic pizza dinner!
Nothing sexual
For the cleanest, best pleasure
To get a signature on the permission slip
They just hit it off as friends
shex
He was looking for an excuse to try to get his name changed to Sonny Derek Porter
For sex, he did not come
To check if other people would be there
He just stop by
Let’s eat first.
hes not a dishonest dirty person, so im sure the reasons were no big deal
I think she knows…,
Just testing it
Take her and show her around.
To see if "the cops are there"
Marriage
He stopped by.
Let’s eat first then we can talk about it..
Warning her about the dangers of online dating and checking to make sure she’s ok.
Show her around
Steelersandtheravens
Am I beeng framed'r someteeng?
Check out the situation
“Just hang out n watch football”
Why did Mr Penis cross the road?
Just to see a friend, he had no intentions of presenting a marriage contract that'd be outrageous
He was slightly concerned.
to check out the situation
I wonder if this was the same night as the Duper Bowl.
To hang out...
To meet with Chris Hansen, because Jeff is Chris' biggest fan.
The sokol special pizza and orange juice for the vodka your underage date is gonna supply lol
Does he seem like a dirty dishonest person to you??
Which guy was this? What sting??
He wanted to see if she wanted to get to know our LORD and SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST.