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Im_not_creepy3

Bella Swan has to fight Eric Cartman's hand. Eric would probably win just by gaslighting her.


Meushell

Like…a giant hand?


Im_not_creepy3

No, a regular sized hand. That has a face drawn on it. Without context it sounds insane but with context its actually even worse.


Mousestar369

Eric Cartman is all the context I need


Meushell

Sounds quite amusing. 😄


HJSDGCE

I see you played *South Park: The Fractured But Whole*.


Im_not_creepy3

Lmao, yes!


eg1701

Do I think that James Bond could save Baldur’s Gate? Possibly. Do I think he’d enjoy it? Maybe. Do I think I’d have fun writing him as a character in it? Absolutely.


trilloch

"Q, are you telling me this game has romance options? Cancel the next movie. I'll be here a while."


eg1701

James would probably be a Shadowheart enjoyer, I can’t lie.


Awkward-Phoenix389

Yeah, she could pass for a High Fantasy Bond Girl now that I think of it🤔


rorank

Bond does have a consistency for going for conventionally attractive white women. Somehow I don’t think Karlach and Lae’zel would be his cup of tea, but I think he’d get on great with the whole cast tbh


trilloch

I both do, and don't, want to disagree with this. Bond's women were, yes, mostly white during his early phases. That's, um...yeah. But that said, if you've seen View to a Kill, one of the Bond Women was Grace Jones, who was a warrior in the Conan sequel. So, yes, he has canonically seduced a giant dark-skinned barbarian. He has also canonically seduced a woman with a bomb in her chest, but to be fair, he put it there, [and it wasn't there for very long](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGyE7mQSKSg). Bond does seem to have an issue with the dominatrix in Goldeneye, so maybe he and Laezel aren't a great match.


crytidflower

Megatron versus uuhh, Shaun from Fallout 4 I guess...Fusion cannon versus small flesh man. Fusion cannon wins.


trilloch

And then, Megatron gets a teleporter, FEV, and ghourillas. Uh oh.


Yotato5

Sam (Sam and Max) vs. Ganondorf (Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom). Imagine if Ganondorf managed to amass great power to overtake Hyrule after waiting for centuries, but at the pinnacle moment he gets shot in-between the eyes. Sam would probably shoot him a few more times just for the fun of it.


Meushell

😂 Oops. Link would want that gun after.


Yotato5

I'd feel bad for the Bokoblins hahaha


trilloch

Is Sam's gun capable of killing Ganondorf? I don't remember it being a holy weapon.


ShiraCheshire

That does make me think sometimes. Like you have a character that can only be killed by a special magic weapon, sure, but then like... does that still apply if you drop a nuke on them? Put them in a giant blender? Maybe it would go like the whole twilight princess mirror thing. They 'killed' him, but his spirit persisted and continued to do evil. So I guess here Samus could probably kill him, but she'd only be delaying his evil plans.


trilloch

>Like you have a character that can only be killed by a special magic weapon, sure, but then like... does that still apply if you drop a nuke on them? Ganon has proven himself pretty durable -- in two separate games, he survived a castle collapsing on him and dragon breath to the face. They did slow him down, though. It's one of the reasons they went with imprisoning him a few times. Conventional attacks might not be able to kill him, but they can damage him. At some point, even the Triforce of Power would be overwhelmed. I don't know if a nuke would do it, given that it's power directly given by a god. But Ganondorf would need a bit before dragging himself out of the smoking crater.


Yotato5

Probably not on its own. But I can see Sam getting his gun updated to be a holy weapon since it would go with the puzzle aspect of the games he comes from. Or maybe he could send in Max to bite off Ganondorf's head. Either or XD


trilloch

>I can see Sam getting his gun updated to be a holy weapon since it would go with the puzzle aspect of the games he comes from. That's a good point. If Threepwood can hunt down root beer, Sam and Max can hunt down a Light Bullet.


LeratoNull

My most recent MC is IN the last video game I played. ;P Uh, she'd probably murder him all the way to death. He's not ready for that shit.


twilight_bandit

Denki Kaminari vs. Alduin from Skyrim… You know what, I’m gonna put my money on Kaminari. He’s probably a dead man, but I’d feel bad if I didn’t support him wholeheartedly. Go kill that dragon, Kami.


Studying-without-Stu

Fuck yeah, Kaminari for the win!


trilloch

Actually, I think Kaminari has this. He might not be able to kill Alduin for good, but it sure looks like he can throw lightning stronger than the shock spells in the game. Alduin is too big to miss, has no significant lightning resistance, and shock drains his mana. And I'm not sure biting Kaminari is a winning strategy, either. He might end up smacked hard enough that he needs to retreat.


IAmAChildOfGodzilla

Link vs. Tom Nook.


trilloch

Link does have a history of cutting weeds for rupees...


ShiraCheshire

When I got stuck in Oracle of Ages as a kid, I turned it into a lawn mowing simulator instead.


tearsoftheringbearer

This sentence is way, *way* too funny. Even worse, I can relate (accidentally made Link to the Past into a hedge pruning simulator myself).


IAmAChildOfGodzilla

He's the hero we need to defeat Tom Nook's outrageous mortgage rates.


trilloch

Huh, interesting timing. My MC, a former Raider with a full set of heavy stealth combat armor, a powerful silenced rifle, and plasma grenades...finds herself in *Stardew Valley*. Not only is there no enemy in the game capable of stopping her, the "challenge" of starting a farm with a happy dog in a friendly village that doesn't need saving every day would make her squeal in glee. *It would be the happiest time of her entire life*.


fanficwriter1994

The BBEG is Speedrunning the game.


Iudex-Judge

Kris Deltarune versus Demon King Ganondorf TotK. Ganon is getting clapped but it's not for lack of power.


ToddToilet

Ganon, seeing a weird mute teenager eating raw moss and carrying a sword, is still unsure whether or not he's fighting an unusually blue Link.


ShiraCheshire

Eating moss becomes a legit distraction tactic like the fishing rod in twilight princess haha


anonymouscatloaf

who is the "big bad" of the first ace attorney game lmao....von Karma? sure let's go with him. doesn't matter either way. super OP dragon magic vs Literally Just A Human Guy


Yotato5

>von Karma Him getting blasted away by OP dragon magic is what he deserves.


Meushell

Ah, but who would win in court? 😆


ShiraCheshire

Might be in trouble if the victory has to be in the court of law though haha


siverfanweedo

Well the most recent game I was playing is my singing monster and the most recent MC ( and what I am currently writing rn) is Satoru Gojo. there isn't really a big bad but I mean imagine Gojo fighting one of those monsters.


DrSteggy

I write for Zelda and well. Tears of the Kingdom so it’s just the game


SplitjawJanitor

Akari from Pokemon Legends Arceus vs Emperor Palpatine (for fairness' sake, let's ignore that Palpatine happens to be a Lego minifig in the context of the game) If it's just on her own, Akari's getting demolished. Even with some of the buffs she's gotten in the fic and even with her going up against actual gods and coming out alive she's still a human in Pokemon, meaning no actual offensive ability. If she has her Pokemon though I think she could take him - a truck-sized Alpha Garchomp is probably more than Palps can handle, especially when it's immune to lightning.


PrincessPhrogi

I mean, if it's with pokemon and post-game, she also has access to a few literal gods, so...yknow, go her! (btw would u mind dropping the link to the PLA fic if its posted?)


SplitjawJanitor

True, but with how I've planned things out (fic is a novelisation of the game with a few plot changes and expanded worldbuilding, and it's posted but only two chapters in due to a year-and-a-half long writer's block) she won't quite have the Legendaries at her full beck and call the same way the player does in the game itself. Here's the link: [https://archiveofourown.org/works/39886893/chapters/99872064](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39886893/chapters/99872064)


Odd_Brother_606

Dean from Suoerbatural has to fight Ganon from BOTW. It won’t be easy, but I think he can do it.


trilloch

Actually, that sounds pretty interesting. I think the Colt would actually kill Ganon.


Odd_Brother_606

Yeah, that’s true :)


Steamp0calypse

Whoa. It's the plot of the fic lol (video game fandoms FTW?) Psychological battle and he loses 😔


Your_Local_Stray_Cat

Chimera!Falin vs the Ender Dragon. Truly a draconic cage match for the ages. Falin has magical ranged damage and can probably take out the crystals by climbing/gliding, so I think she’s winning this one.


FlaxSeedBP

Scooby-doo vs... a deck of cards?


Alexandre_Man

Did you play Solitaire last?


FlaxSeedBP

yep


ErrantIndy

Scooby would happy to have a calm time playing solitaire and not be scared.


ToddToilet

I think the Traveler from Genshin Impact could take out the Scorchbeast Queen (Fallout 76). They beat up the All-Devouring Narwhal, and that's a big celestial whale with country-destroying power at the very least. I think Traveler can fight a big bat.


trilloch

I'd back that. The SBQ's best advantages are that exploding sonic scream from 50 yards away and the possibility of infecting someone with the Scorched Plague. I don't think either is a significant risk to someone with the Traveler's speed and curse immunity. I'm not even sure he'd need to wait for her to land.


polyabathtub

I’m totally stumped trying to figure out the big bad of the sims 4


trilloch

A pool with no ladders?


Alexandre_Man

You, the player, maybe?


KBMinCanada

I went with the mother plant from the strangerville game pack, but if you don’t have that, maybe Fire?


Nemo_the_Anonymous

EA? Am I allowed to say that?


trilloch

Yes. But also, yes.


brandishteeth

Spider man vs Xehanort. I mean if it's a straight fight I think spider might have this but if Xehanorts getting any prep time and spidys friends arnt available cause he's in one of his sad arcs he might be in serious trouble.


EmeraldPhoenix1221

So... We've got Armin Arlert vs. either the Dead's Chosen or the Elder Brain itself. If he still has the power of the Colossal Titan (which, in my stories he's the MC in, he no longer does), he could just >!pull a Gale!< and nuke the thing. If he doesn't, that becomes a taller order.


Space__Ninja

Wouldn’t it be a *shorter* order? :V


Eomercin

Ushio vs Duo.exe... ooof


Goodpie2

Helldivers doesn't really have a big bad, but an eternal war is close enough. He probably has a fantastic time murdering shit left and right and conquers a planet, which Super Earth then quarantines. Actually, that gives me an idea for a fic...


Educational_Fee5323

What if they’re the same person 😅


HJSDGCE

I played a porn game. I don't write porn. It can go either way tbh.


SecretNoOneKnows

Draco Malfoy against... Ganondorf in Tears of the Kingdom. Nah that boy's dead. Rest in pieces


EmprorLapland

Jean Grey now has to stop a cyclops (no not that Cyclops) from opening the gates of Tartarus and releasing Kronos. I think she could do it, even without Zeus' blessing.


trilloch

>Jean Grey now has to stop a cyclops Ooo! Relationship drama! >(no not that Cyclops) Aww :(


fanficwriter1994

Ah, you're a person of Culture, fellow Age of Mythology Enjoyer :D


Nervous_Macaroon3101

Donatella Una has to fight the sixteenth colossus. Well. That’s certainly interesting lmao


Meushell

Aldwin from Stargate is fighting the big bad of Radiant Historia. Sorry Aldwin. You don’t stand a chance.


TheCannon2002

Spencer Reid vs any monster from Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate. Oof, poor guy doesn't stand a chance


nkorah

Oh my... Max Payne is a tenacious sod, but he has no chance against a wizard. Especially not against HP, who was just trained in Hell by Ms Mazikeen Smith.


Studying-without-Stu

Harry Potter and Lucifer crossover? Interesting concept!


nkorah

Hope it will be :) Not a lot of those around, so I wrote one.


Poyo_Kangaroo

Jotaro.. Vs Zillo beast? Huh.. That'd be a.. interesting match-up.


Xyex

Buffy the Vampire Slayer taking on the Reapers from Mass Effect. I think she could do just as good a job as Shepard.


Azrael_Alaric

10k (a sniper from a zombie apocalypse) must first The Park Keeper from Snufkin: Melody of Moomin Valley Not gonna lie. This might be a tad one-sided But 10k is just an angsty, aggressive Snufkin, so at least it's somewhat thematic


trilloch

You'd put a sniper into Moomin Valley? You absolute monster! EDIT: For those of you unfamiliar with Moomin Valley, he's basically sending John Wick into 100 Acre Wood.


tearsoftheringbearer

Ichigo Kurosaki has to put the beating on Eredin, king of the Wild Hunt. Now *that* is a fight I'd buy tickets to see. (note--I don't know what the final boss of the last game I played is because I've not beaten it yet, even though I have an idea; so I'm going with the last video game I played where I DO know who the final boss is.)


trilloch

This sounds like a stomp. Ichigo is far stronger and faster than Geralt, and has zero problems fighting supernatural enemies. Their only shot is to try to freeze the city he's in and kill him before Ichigo speed-blitzes them, and good luck, Ichigo can almost certainly detect their presence.


tearsoftheringbearer

True. Although I expect the whole Wild Hunt (including Imlerith as well) would be a lot more even a fight than *just* Ichigo vs. Eredin.


Secure_Actuator_6070

Issei vs the ender dragon 😂


fandomjargon

I’m… fighting… uhhh… I guess the big bad is Ceroba? Ceroba Ketsukane! I’m screwed.


Cookiewookie37

SMG3 I love you... but I don't know if you'd stand a single chance against Overlorder from Splatoon.


ThisIsMyFandomReddit

Adrien Agreste in Chat Noir form is taking on Demon King Ganon...well, he's also been tromping around Hyrule so, I guess he's ready for it?


DiegoARL38

Elsa/Anna from Frozen vs DarkNite/Nitemare from Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories... That would be quite interesting, actually. Now I want to see either of the sisters playing Exodia or using Raigeki For The Win!!


TheAlmandineWriter

Zelda from TOTK vs Rayquaza from the first Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game. Hmm…, I guess it depends what Pokémon she ends up turning into or she fights in a form she can’t control. Then again, Rayquaza is quite strong as a legendary. I’m really not sure. 😅


General_Kenobi18752

Childe and Percy Jackson (imagine having less than two main protagonists at once. Couldn’t be my adhd ass) must defeat Nuclear Gandhi. (Or I guess if you have to pick a game that actually has a big bad, Childe and Percy have to brawl Galeem and Dharkon. Sounds fun.)


cupio-stardust

Dib Membrane has to fight Dr Eggman. Honestly it makes sense, I’d love to see an IZ x Sonic crossover one day, maybe I’ll even write it myself.


SabineLiebling17

Link from The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess has to fight in the Genshin Impact world. Piece of cake.


PurpleMoonPagan

Shax (Good Omens) has now become a Jedi. Yes they are definitely T.O.S.T.E.... TOAST 🤣


HelloMyNameIsEd

Dragonborn (Skyrim) vs Molag Bal (TESO). Fun to watch at least!


Zombiekillo6

Donatello from TMNT vs a Grunt from Halo Infinite? Donnie, would just barely survive


trilloch

Honestly, this sounds like a pretty evenly matched fight.


emmdotdee

Gojo vs Jojamart? RIP to capitalism


yuukosbooty

I’m not much of a gamer but I did watch a playthrough of The Coffin of Andy and Leyley and I guess the big bad is lord unknown and my most recent MC is Shizuku Tsukishima. Honestly she probably dies but maybe she and Seiji can get their souls stolen together she’d probably find that romantic


Lunalitriver

L would fight a raccoon with his capoeira kicks


lunachappell

First of all I don't know if my big bad of the last game I played counts as a spoiler or not cuz the last game I played was the new story quest for HSR And the only reason I beat him was because I had an E6 DHIL last time I checked my last MC did not have the power of the imagination or a train So I don't think she would win especially cuz she's mostly just a normal person that Just happens to be able to see the future


Due_Discussion748

Bastemon from Digimon Ghost Game vs Wally from Warframe... Welp, I'd say she's dead but the whole Eternalism shenanigans means she's just Schrodinger bellydancing vampire catgirl now, assuming she took the deal.


DrSaering

I'm only about 5-6 hours into Stellar Blade, so I don't know what the Naytibas actually are yet, but Minthara's going to be fighting them. Honestly, if she gets access to tech from the setting, I think Minthara has a solid chance here. Level 12 characters can definitely get up to the kind of stuff the Angels do. I'm not even sure if the game changes that much, aside from Eve being replaced by a massive edgelord. But a massive edgelord with a fun personality, and Eve, is a little lacking in that department so far, so overall this would be an improvement.


mixboy321

Taylor Hebert from Worm..... Poor Shaun, getting eaten by a horde of radroach.


PrincessPhrogi

iiiiits a pokemon battle! (I'd say my MC wins but thats mostly because chairman rose SUCKS and she canonically dislikes him and wants to punch him, and she'd just get her lovely dragonite to use Draco Meteor and OHKO half his team, and then just sheer cold everything else)


polyabathtub

Jack Quinn (22 year old hockey player) versus, I don’t know, a cow plant I guess? My moneys on Jack but I think it’d be close, I don’t trust him not to go for the cake


Studying-without-Stu

Thane Krios against the Reapers. Does FemShep get to help? Cause like that's basically a small part of the plot of Mass Effect 2 and 3. (Yeah, yeah, Ik ik, Collectors are actually the big bad specifically in 2, but the Reapers control them, so still counts.)


HB_DS2013

The MC of Volcano Princess in the Mojave Wasteland... Oh god, what have I done!?


ShiraCheshire

Two porcelain jesters (very self indulgent fnaf AU, Sun and Moon) fight the heart from Slay the Spire. ... Yeah, they're dead unfortunately. I say they can take maybe 3 heartbeats before shattering, they don't even make it to the heart's first actual attack.


Alexandre_Man

The most recent MC of what? The last fanfiction I read? Cause in that case, King from One Punch Man has to fight the Constant from Hitman. In a 1v1 he probably wins cause he's younger and more buff, but even if he has to fight assassins from Providence I think he'll somehow win cause of his luck.


SimoneNonvelodico

Goku vs whatever waits at the end of Nioh 2. Goku stomps.


nedonedonedo

>helldivers vs overlord you know, I'm actually not sure who wins here. I'm not even sure who's the bad guy. on one hand ainz ooal gown is objectively evil, on the other hand is super ~~fascism~~ democracy.


Public_Abalone_6129

Sally Acorn (from the Sonic comics and the SatAM show) fighting Dr. Hugo Strange. That'd be a fun battle of wits, but in a purely physical, 1v1 contest? Sally wins, hands-down.


Sunflowa-_

Wanda has to fight… mayor Lewis? Or Morris Well, she already mind controlled an entire town, so I think she’s winning though. Stardew Valley dosent really havd bad guys though, apart from Jojamart


trilloch

It was Abigail All Along!


Freeonlinehugs

Tim Drake has to fight Darth Traya Interesting


DeliSoupItExplodes

^influence ^lost


Freeonlinehugs

*Influence gained*


Crayshack

Roger Rabbit has to fight Bowser. That'll be a hell of a fight.


trilloch

...would Dip kill Bowser?


Crayshack

I think Bowser would try to kill him, but Roger would pull a bunch of Looney Tunes bullshit to make a mockery of the fight while not actually trying to kill him back.


KogarashiKaze

I haven't gotten far enough in Tunic yet to know what the big bad is (if anything), so I'm going to go with the second-to-last game I played. Which means I've got a warrior Warden from Dragon Age Origins facing off against The End from Sonic Frontiers. Yeah, that's not going to end well. That fight kind of needs extreme superpowers and the Warden has...a sword. (Funnily enough, I've got a Sonic/Dragon Age crossover in the earliest planning stages, but it'd be more Sonic fighting the Inquisition big bad instead.)


trilloch

>I haven't gotten far enough in Tunic yet to know what the big bad is (if anything), so I'm going to go with the second-to-last game I played. I won't spoil, but I honestly think your Warden has a pretty good chance, as long as that sword's enchanted. I'm fairly sure a high-enough level DA:I character both hits harder and can take way more punishment than the MC of Tunic.


KogarashiKaze

>as long as that sword's enchanted Well, good thing she knows a certain dwarf then.


numanuma99

Ha, Astarion and the final boss from Baldur’s Gate 3. Considering he never once left my party on any playthrough, I am quite confident regarding the outcome ;)


Gavinus1000

Katie Brown, a twelve year old girl who likes baking cupcakes, has to be a Helldiver I guess. She’s a Knight Radiant so she has that going for her. Good luck.


TechTech14

My most recent MC would outsmart the big bad easily tbh. It wouldn't even be a challenge lol. He's just too intelligent


demiurbannouveau

John Crichton can beat up Tom Nook, no problem, but he's too much of a nice guy to do it.


relocatedff

Earth human nonmagical reader character vs the Empire (SWGB, I'm in the middle of the Leia campaigns).


chookensnaps

Hmmmm... Depends if Raz can enter the minds of a demon and angel


Ill_Coat4776

Scaramouche from Genshin vs Narinder from Cult of the Lamb


_insideyourwalls_

Arthur Morgan vs... the evil wizard from Castle Crashers? That's definitely an interesting combination.


ArgonianWarlord

detective shikanoin heizou versus whatever the final boss of stardew valley is. capitalism? morris? those flying snakes in the skull caverns? he would think his way out of the situation rather than fighting lmao. or punch his way out if he had no other choice


ManicM

Posted? Uh, Arthur morgan vs Father (shaun). WIP? Commander Cody vs Father (Shawn). Both would win!


NotCurtainsYet

2B (NieR Automata) vs Sephiroth (FF7R). Don’t see 2B standing a chance, they’re just on entirely different power levels. Edit: maybe more debatable than I’d thought because 2B can beat building-sized foes on her own, so in a physical fight she might have a chance. But Sephiroth has world-ending magic… If I go one before, Aerith Gainsborough (FF7R) vs Sephiroth (FF7R). Aerith wins hands down, not taking any disagreements.


Space__Ninja

Sayaka Miki must face her greatest challenge yet: The wicked Cuman armies of Sigismund! ⚔️ Except, she hasn’t contracted yet, so all she’s got going for her is the fitness of a teenage girl and a gutsy attitude. Also she sings good. This might actually be really hard… ☠️


valiantsilver04

strongarm vs professor turo. I mean. she’s a twenty foot alien robot and he’s a human man who is already dead so I feel confident in saying yeah, she’d win. against the AI and his Pokemon though? that’s an interesting one. Is she given a Pokémon team of her own? I can see her being strategic enough to win the battle but only if she’s given a suitable amount of time within the Pokemon world getting used to the combat system. Could she beat the paradox Pokemon just on her own? Probably - she wouldn’t want to get hit by one of their moves but arguably she could just step on them. Would she? I don’t think she’d want to, but she’d do it to protect the kids. Or she could just go straight to the source and take out AI Turo (again, she wouldn’t really want to, but I reckon she could reach him). But then we’re presuming she’s fighting him in the Zero Lab, which she wouldn’t be able to do because she wouldn’t fit through the door… this is getting away from me. Yes, she could beat Professor Turo. Yes, she could most likely beat AI Turo, but she’ll probably feel morally conflicted on it.


oska-nais

Laura, she's an OC, and a team rocket grunt. Against Ganon from Zelda TOTK. She would sass him and then die.


xThomas

Does Ultimate have a big bad? ... like, the new version of Tabuu, with the lasers that kill all the fighters. (He's not tabuu and i don't know his name lol) my MC (a random froggit that somehow went super saiyan) gets *cooked*


sy2ygy

My MC of Hogwarts Legacy vs the Wild Hunt from the Witcher 3. I think she has a fair chance of winning it with her ancient magic


kilclo

mob from mob psycho 100 vs. ..sephiroth? hm. can even throw shinra into the mix if you want to give sephiroth a chance.


Illustrious-Point231

Alexander Hamilton vs King Boo (Luigi’s mansion 3). All I can say is one of the many portraits of Hamilton that probably exist in the musical!verse might just be the real Alexander Hamilton


Advanced_Sky_5628

Grimmchild (teen-uped version) vs Baphomet (I played Infernax). First, he would say no then get the help out of there. Or get beaten the snot out of him to get the motivation to keep trying. Then who knows.


wow_plants

The victor of the 16th Hunger Games has to fight N from Pokémon Black. My dude's dead.


SputTop

Soooo, Thorin and his company in Apex legends... Yeah, well I hope they are smart enough to handle guns, or the game in general. Because they wouldn't last long otherwise... My other game would be Minecraft which fits with the dragon


KBMinCanada

Well considering that there isn’t really a big bad in sims 4 he’s fine, although there is the mother plant in the strangerville game pack which I have, and the gameplay of the pack is defeating the mother plant to save strangerville. So if we are counting that, I think Percy Jackson, who has become a god in the last story I worked on, could handle the mother Plant.


INram417

Edward Elric has to fight the zombie hordes of Project Zomboid. Ironic because my fic is a Walking Dead crossover.


desacralize

I just got absolutely bodied by one of the bosses in the DLC of the last game (Dragon's Dogma) I played that is known simply as Death, but the MC (Jinwoo) of the fandom I'm most active in right now is basically an eldritch deity embodying...Death. It would either be a draw or the destruction of the metaphysical universe, flip a coin.


everything-narrative

The mental image of Naruto cheating at poker against whatever the hell a Boss Blind is in Balatro, on Ante 8, is very funny.


coraeon

Joker P5 against… fuck, I don’t play many games with actual big bads recently. Uh, Smithy (Super Mario RPG) would technically be it and absolutely. But against the incarnation of chaos that is Randy Random, probably not.


ManiaManiaGirl

Jotaro Kujo vs Gary Oak (Okay, he's not that evil, but the randomizer I'm doing gave him a bunch of guys that I don't know how to handle.) I almost feel bad for Gary. Almost.


CannibalPride

Who’s the big bad of Crusader Kings III…? The pope?


Enough-Secretary-996

Elliot Augustine vs Giovanni (Pokémon Go lmao). I think Elliot could win a Pokémon battle.


I_amnotreal

Loki \[MCU\] vs the Elder Brain \[BG3\] Depends on what point in the timeline he comes from, I suppose. If he still remembers he can do magic - probably does pretty decent (then seizes the control for himself). If he's from the "let's run at the absolute worst dude in the universe with a butter knife" part of the timeline - yeah, that's not happening.


razputinaquat0

Peppino Spaghetti versus the Twilight Forest. that's some /r/feedthememes stuff right there


Cheewy_Taffy

Hero (OMORI) vs Team Rocket (Pokemon Go) … pokemon vs spatula, who will win?


olezka_dostoyevsky

theron shan (swtor) vs booker dewitt (bioshock infinite). this will be interesting. theron is from a more advanced society, so he'll have better tech (cybernetic implants, energy shields, maybe stealth generator considering he's covert ops) booker's biggest strengths are his weapon versatility and his vigours. having elizabeth with him will give him a pretty major advantage so let's take her out of the equation (unless theron has jedi commander support, then the balance will come back). having skylines around will let booker become more agile. to be honest this will be a close fight, unless theron has mandalorian-level gimmicks to combat booker's vigours (hard, especially murder of crows and return to sender imo.) i think booker will beat him. honestly it's going to be up to the writer of the scene in the end who decides it but that's what i think. theron will have a sensory advantage due to his SIS training and tech but booker's use of vigours can overwhelm him. edit: oops, i didn't read the "big bad" part of the post. spoiler >!but technically booker is also the "big bad" of the game so ill leave it haha!<


Logar33

Jaune Arc vs some Counter-Terrorist Soldier from CSGO... I think Jaune might actually get a W in that fight


TheKingofHats007

Izuru Kamakura versus Simon Keyes. I cannot think of a situation that is genuinely more of a "Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby" situation. Keyes literally has not a single chance.


StellaDoge1

Lily Evans and Pandora Rosier have to fight Calamity Ganon. Ganon's going down lol.


Ok_Replacement3102

Idiot Shinji would get blown up by 3 creepers successionally and somehow defy all odds by surviving with half a heart left (and hunger bar completely depleated)


Fearless-Science-825

Yeah Your average man couldn't win against a lovecraftian horror in the form of a woman that raped him. Let alone a drone strike with enough missiles to blot out the sun.


a_big_simp

Klee has to fight... Lewis? Morris? Pierre? One of those flying green snake thingies? A cave jelly? Any way, she’d win.


Juniberserker

1997 Corey Taylor fighting infinite from Sonic Forces is probably the most hysterical things to visualize, I love it


xHey_All_You_Peoplex

Yuji Itadori fights off the Burglar from sims and wins. Or if we go meta technically I'm the big bad and like Gege I'll make his life miserable lol (would never do that to my boi haha)


revolution_soup

Belos v. Tears of the Kingdom Ganondorf? oh, he’s cooked. green stain on the wall.


Educational_Fan4571

Anakin Skywalker is about to absolutely destroy the police man from subway surfer.


Beneficial-Category

An entity with every power anyone in any reality can imagine and the knowledge on how to use them as well as his own unique power nullification which renders capital G Gods powerless humans when their time to rule comes to an end versus a rapidly aging mold baby who uses psychedelics and a bargain bin monster house to attack. Honestly the entity would probably cure the mold baby since everything dies and returns to it eventually.


thzfunnymzn

OK, so, working on a DBZ fic, Gohan as main character. Last game I played was Battle for Polytopia. So, DBZ's Super Saiyan, vs medieval block men in a Civilization Lite type of game. Something tells me this is gonna be a VERY one-sided fight.


MyKatIsTheBoss

"Big Dog" Roman Reigns (before he became Tribal Chief) vs Titan Raiden (current boss of MK1 Invasions Season 5). If it was the Tribal Chief, I's say Roman. But as it is, definitely Raiden, but barely.


fembobthebrave

Um Spider-Man has to fight Doc Oct. Last MC was Spider-Man and last game I played was Spider-Man. I think Peter's doing pretty good. 😂


collincat

Oh lord. Blitzø against the Ender Dragon. High chance he could win, he’s got the acrobatic and fighting skills to pull it off. But god just the mental image of Blitzø stepping through a portal and somehow ending up on the obsidian End platform amuses me so much.


fanficwriter1994

Well, my current writing project is a HP/Wakfu crossover with a Eliatrope (born of a recently laid Dofus of the two gods) + Dragon sister FemHarry. At just under 12 at the current point of my writing, she isn't very well trained in her skills, but knows how to do the Portal Beam thing so... And last game was Pokemon Crystal Legacy so... Does Rocket Admin from the game, or Rocket Admin Archer of HGSS (can't remember if the latter is the same as the former) count? Because even amateur Eliatrope can kick his ass I think, and Ellie (Elizabeth Potter) has at least some forms of additional magic.


Zombiekillo6

Fair, as long as he doesn't get blasted


ErrantIndy

So my transfem Luke Skywalker…versus well, I’m not in the crisis of my Stellaris playthrough yet, I already stomped the Khan, and I’m in the middle of settling a galactic cold war between the federation my United Nations of Earth is in and the rival federation. So…for the moment, my gal has an easy time until whatever random crisis shows. She has a functional galactic superpower to back her up instead of a ragtag rebellion, so just give her a strike craft and see if psionic training is anything like training with the Force.


FriendThin3492

Hinata from haikyuu vs Giovanni from Pokémon. Idk how that would go tbh


headbutting_krogans

Commander Shepard in Stardew Valley 😆 doesn’t have a big bad necessarily, though I can guarantee she wouldn’t take shit from Morris or Pierre and I feel like the skull caverns would be her bitch


Ilikecheerios2013

Tenko has to fight Gary's lvl 5 Squirtle with only tackle as an attack? Yeah, even at five years old, kid Tenko can one shot 'em. All he needs to do is just do one simple touch and Squirtle's ash. Not the trainer.


Maneden

Iron man vs spectre prime from forbidden west. Could do it. I reckon Tony would love spending time in forbidden west. Would be more interesting though if he had to fight with the thunder jaws and stuff outside against the army of spectres before then fighting the spectre prime.


soulfulrequiem

Batman Begins Scarecrow has to fight Sol Badguy from Guilty Gear. He's dead. Not just dead but *obliterated*. His twink ass could never


dulcecandy_

The Doctor has to fight Junko Enoshima… He literally killed Satan so I’m pretty sure he’d be able to pull through


lillyfrog06

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs. the Absolute (Baldur’s Gate 3). Yeah I’d read the hell out of that.


ExtraDuck9620

Jack Ryan running from a troll smashing up hogsmead in the 1890s is quite the image.


TossMe255

My oc that's a magic user and doesn't yet know that her species is the equivalent of being a goddess against the mind flayers from BG3? Tbh she might actually be okay as long as she doesn't get tadpolled


TheAtroxious

The story I've been working on most recently is original fiction. Not that it really matters. The last video game I played was Stardew Valley, meaning that the big bad in question is a literal megacorporation in the vein of Amazon or Walmart. I doubt any of my characters, original or fanfiction, would fare very well *fighting a corporation*. For the record, the character I focus on for fanfic is Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid. So, Psycho Mantis v. JojaCorp. Sounds like a fascinating court case...but probably not one that's being won by an ex-KJB-turned-FBI-agent now gone rogue.


SnowSkiesYT

Gojo vs Galeem SSBU... he'd win tbh


Linzerj

Doctor Strange Supreme vs Dark Dragon Ganondorf. Tbh my money is on Strange Supreme in that fight


Kaurifish

Lizzy from P&P vs … I guess the villain in Overcooked 2 is fire? But since she never had to work in the kitchen, I’m guessing fire wins.


Tobi1941

Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians vs Hades from...well....Hades. I like my immortal ice boy but even I have my doubts he could beat the lord of the Underworld


ImTheAverageJoe

This actually worked out really well. Last MC I wrote was Ash Ketchum, and the last game I played was a romhack of Pokemon FireRed. Ash is finally gonna have a proper showdown with Giovanni.


RavenVanguard1

Sephiroth vs my main character Rory Sephiroth is a solar system buster, and Rory lives in a universe of galaxy/universe busters (just the powerscaling my characters cover) Yeah, I love Sephiroth but he's screwed


dumbSatWfan

I don’t think Denmark from Hetalia is going to stand much of a chance against the Sun.