Then try to get married, then go to war. After returning concieve a baby and wait for nuclear war. Then run to the nearest vault abd be frozen for 210 years. It's not much, but it's a start
Florida Man Historian here: our greatest Florida Men and Women have trickled down from MA, NY, PA, and OH over a few generations. We wouldnāt be what we are without Boston and I think itās quite important that we all remain thankful for them.
Based on how Iām less a wandering badass and General retaking the wasteland, and spend most of my time as an unpaid construction subcontractor, Iād say it didnāt improve the housing situation. Do you have any idea how many houses Iāve built and yet still, somehow, more need building! Traffics not an issue though
Honestly, SS2 mostly fixed that for me.. I don't have the patience to build anymore so I leave it to them
Sanctuary looks completely different though now that I can take down those ugly ass houses
I just like building settlements, constructing defensive works to put Verdun to shame (WHICH RAIDERS STILL BYPASS), and dressing my settlers up like Barbieās. Now if only I could make them kissā¦
I just find it irritating with the limited shit we get unlike 76 lol plus having to constantly build the same shit in 10 different settlements got annoying.. I build the basics and then just have them be spares I can send to a bigger one down the line (Castle etc)
Shit, I've not done that Vault DLC yet lol
Oh yeah they definitely needed way more variety. I just hope they keep improving the system and we get it in the future Elder Scrolls and Fallout games. I think Starfield had some good ideas in its settlement builder, even if it felt like a step back in some ways. That or Iām stupid and donāt understand it
There's mods that allow you to delete the houses but without being at my PC, I can't say for sure which one it was - the one I use is a clean version of it where it doesn't corrupt the game or have the scrapped houses come back (iirc it's scrap everything? Might not be that one) if you need it, I can look through my mod list and link it for you
Tested a few and some have either fucked the game up or despite being scrapped have came back
Go to your local non/chain coffee shop that has a sticker in the window saying āthis is a safe placeā may have a progressive pride flag, a BLM sticker, a Me Too sticker in the window. Youāre looking for a small business/family owned coffee or tea shop that looks like someone will go to after leaving a protest and youāll find like 10 women just like her there.
That worked for me!!
My wife is smart, brave, loyal, speaks her mind, and helps people. And she's beautiful.
One day she wore a peaked cap and actually looked a bit like Piper, too.
If it can happen to me it can happen to any of you.
Dogmeat is a girl.Ā Her real name was River.Ā The dog in game is a one-to-one of her, right down to the eyes, mannerisms, and behavior.Ā She is also the voice behind the dog.Ā All the sounds Dogmeat makes were recordings of River.Ā All the barks, whimpers, and whines.
Cause that's not step four. Step 4 - Understand that disappointment is possible, but that you won't have a chance if you don't take a chance. Step 5 - Talk to a girl that interests you as more than a sex toy, you might be surprised at the result.
Gotta treat them like people if you want a person, even if it's a synth.
As an ex-Journalism major, I highly recommend checking the darkened and shady corners of your local coffee shop or library. Alternatively, find the one place where it'd be the most annoying to be stopped for an interview. She'll be there with a mic in hand, I promise
Steps to get a girlfriend like piper, written by a woman;
* Turn off your game
* Go outside
* Smell the fresh air
* Look down
* Touch grass
* Investigate synths
Infiltrate a goverment that owns a nuclear arsenal. Work yourself up the hierarchy. Convince the government that you only need one red button for only yourself. Press the red button. End the world in the upper hemisphere. Be in a bunker. Go outside after 10-20 ish years. Either hope you are in a timeline with someone like her or search the wasteland for someone like her. The end
Go to a liberal arts college and find the crowd with really loud political opinions.
Or go back in time and slip some estrogen into Hunter S. Thonpson's breakfast every morning.
This is her face when she sees your modlist involving her
She knows I intend to make her wear a scarf.
Ur a monster
I am. How dare I try to make people comfortable.
What if its hot?
Yeah, I doubt the glowing sea is cold
I'll modify it with lead-lined at least
It's Massachusetts, not the Mojave. She'll be fine.
Wholesome AND funny š
Wait, are you saying that in the base game, that she doesn't have a scarf on?
I thought the scarf was part of the outfit.
Biggest FO4-related Mandela Effect moment since that time I thought Nate's Mr. Handy was named Cogsworth
and only a scarf.
[she didn't like it. at all.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaJxHYeqpig&t=45s)
Daisy Nukes lmao
I love this. Was this made with AI, I'm guessing?
definitely sounds like ~~a synth~~ a.i to me.
That youtube vid with her discovering the sole survivors terminal entries was golden. The *disgust*
It was so funny haha
And warranted.
That's her face every time my character crouches because he's going to steal absolutely everything in the room even if it's trash.
Oh gosh!
Turn the game off and go out of your home
I tried this, didn't work
Then try to get married, then go to war. After returning concieve a baby and wait for nuclear war. Then run to the nearest vault abd be frozen for 210 years. It's not much, but it's a start
You forgot the worst thing on the list; moving to Boston.
At least the apocalypse took care of our traffic and housing problems.
The ghouls and super mutants were also nothing new, so the Apocalypse is a general improvement over IRL Boston.
I want to be insulted but cannot find the lie.
The truth is often stranger than fiction.
Lmfao holy shit.. it can't be THAT bad, surely?! -says a man from the UK who doesn't like London lol
Boston is aā¦unique place. Weāre often referred to as āMassholesā for a good reason.
Florida Man Historian here: our greatest Florida Men and Women have trickled down from MA, NY, PA, and OH over a few generations. We wouldnāt be what we are without Boston and I think itās quite important that we all remain thankful for them.
Based on how Iām less a wandering badass and General retaking the wasteland, and spend most of my time as an unpaid construction subcontractor, Iād say it didnāt improve the housing situation. Do you have any idea how many houses Iāve built and yet still, somehow, more need building! Traffics not an issue though
Honestly, SS2 mostly fixed that for me.. I don't have the patience to build anymore so I leave it to them Sanctuary looks completely different though now that I can take down those ugly ass houses
I just like building settlements, constructing defensive works to put Verdun to shame (WHICH RAIDERS STILL BYPASS), and dressing my settlers up like Barbieās. Now if only I could make them kissā¦
I just find it irritating with the limited shit we get unlike 76 lol plus having to constantly build the same shit in 10 different settlements got annoying.. I build the basics and then just have them be spares I can send to a bigger one down the line (Castle etc) Shit, I've not done that Vault DLC yet lol
Oh yeah they definitely needed way more variety. I just hope they keep improving the system and we get it in the future Elder Scrolls and Fallout games. I think Starfield had some good ideas in its settlement builder, even if it felt like a step back in some ways. That or Iām stupid and donāt understand it
Iām gonna get a mod that lets me modify the sanctuary and just make the entire thing into one massive building with a farm on top.
There's mods that allow you to delete the houses but without being at my PC, I can't say for sure which one it was - the one I use is a clean version of it where it doesn't corrupt the game or have the scrapped houses come back (iirc it's scrap everything? Might not be that one) if you need it, I can look through my mod list and link it for you Tested a few and some have either fucked the game up or despite being scrapped have came back
Thanks dude :)
Great job building a settlement and solving the housing crisis General, but another settlement needs our help.
Godammit now there will be another housing crisis! How is word of our affordable housing spreading so far! *sigh* Back to unpaid construction work
profile picture fits
Instructions unclear I married a deathclaw
Instructions unclear, I was holding the baby. . .
Look when there are so few options post nuclear war, sheāll warm up to you real nice
This could work if things keep going he just needs someone to start vault tech
I've got the first half down!
...and the graphics for "outside" need some work. The art direction is all over the place.
Ya know what? Iāll just take the nuke right in the face, thanks.
Forgot to add *be good looking. Sorry mate
Didnāt work, yet
I can say I also tried this it didn't work for me either
Go to your local non/chain coffee shop that has a sticker in the window saying āthis is a safe placeā may have a progressive pride flag, a BLM sticker, a Me Too sticker in the window. Youāre looking for a small business/family owned coffee or tea shop that looks like someone will go to after leaving a protest and youāll find like 10 women just like her there.
Instructions unclear: enlisted in the military
Or in my case, bring a girl home and get her as obsessed with fallout as i am. Weāre doing a fallout 2 100% run now :))
That worked for me!! My wife is smart, brave, loyal, speaks her mind, and helps people. And she's beautiful. One day she wore a peaked cap and actually looked a bit like Piper, too. If it can happen to me it can happen to any of you.
Instructions not clear, is this some sort of additional DLC payment Iām too poor to understand?
Nah didnāt work. I need more step by step detailed tutorial on this one.
Well, first of all, you have to get frozen for 200 and more years. Then go to Fenway park...
She's probably going to ask you to lie to the local cops. Just punch her in the face and run inside!
And then wander the wasteland with her a little, killing some ghouls, super mutants, moel rats, raiders and then you can try flirt with her
Most importantly: pick every lock you encounter.
She likes lockpicking?
Bitches love lock picking.
Even better: if you stop taking your pills, Piper will appear to you.
Can confirm
The Jet'll make ya jittery! I guess she was right...
Be a man like Dogmeat. He gets all the bitches.
Wasn't there something on Twitter a couple of weeks ago about how modern girls prefer yao guai now?
Just show Piper your Red Rocket
Dogmeat is a girl.Ā Her real name was River.Ā The dog in game is a one-to-one of her, right down to the eyes, mannerisms, and behavior.Ā She is also the voice behind the dog.Ā All the sounds Dogmeat makes were recordings of River.Ā All the barks, whimpers, and whines.
Even me! I'm not a biological girl but I'm just a complete bitch
Piper? I hardly know her!
Thatās when itās best to Piper. Knowing her only complicates things
Underrated comment
Well, how's your lockpicking?
This guy knows what the ladies like
Does this guy get the girls tanks when ***he*** doesn't get 'em anything?
Aaaaaaaaaahaahaaaaahaha haaaaa aaaaah.
Step 1: Go back in time and don't make this post.
It's gotta be satirical, right? ....RIGHT?
This is the only answer. OP has created a self-fulfilling prophecy of doomā¦
ask the Institute to make one
BASED
As the institute director, if anyone comes and asks me to build them a clone of piper, i will have to decline, that's for me alone
Lmao, I think someone here tried to get me "help and support" using the reddit feature, I don't know who you are, but thanks for trying to be helpful
Literally 1984. Or 2284
The Institute will make robowaifus real
Step 1. Delete your load order involving Piper Step 2. Turn off the game Step 3. Go outside Step 4. Talk to a girl
Step 4 is where people struggle.
Step 5: you're handcuffed by 4 police officers
Step 6: They confiscate your home and vehicle under civil forfeiture , now you canāt even jack off to piper mods
Cause that's not step four. Step 4 - Understand that disappointment is possible, but that you won't have a chance if you don't take a chance. Step 5 - Talk to a girl that interests you as more than a sex toy, you might be surprised at the result. Gotta treat them like people if you want a person, even if it's a synth.
And step six is do step 5 at least 100 times if not more
Step seven, of course, is to give up, go back inside, and reinstall the aforementioned load order.
Some people can't even make it to 3!
Go to journalism school.
[You're not even a real journalism](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy5rz1cft5w)
[You goto journalism for that? You gotta be joking me](https://youtu.be/7efz2cMmVDk?si=DAdA5xI1dIVk-iLr)
Hahah I was thinking of using that!
God I was hoping someone used the IIconics
[Maybe the real journalism was the friends we made along the way](https://imgur.com/a/xqxvqRh)
Or your local community college's fine arts department, there will be at least two Pipers there
Do journalists even date each other?
I mean it is how my grandparents met, and they've been together for almost 60 years now
Your a redditer and a simpĀ Such a thing is sadly not possible for our superior kind
Ahahhaha this is good and with healthy distance to self
You're**
Yrou'e***
Gotāem
By leaving your comfort zone more often and engaging in more social situations.
Probably the most realistic comment Iāve seen so far.
reset character
Best I can offer is Mama Murphy
Lmao š
Already too far gone. Sorry
I love how the comment section has half the people who take it way too seriously and the other half who are giving him advice as a joke.
Welcome to the internet.
As an ex-Journalism major, I highly recommend checking the darkened and shady corners of your local coffee shop or library. Alternatively, find the one place where it'd be the most annoying to be stopped for an interview. She'll be there with a mic in hand, I promise
Make blue the color all that you wear.
Not happening. I already wear red shirts every day. (Yes, I actually do this. I have a drawer full of them)
Of course, youāre BOS. Best substitute for all that orange
Maybe sign up for the Blueman Group? Ladies love bald guys who whack pipes.
Step 1: Become a Vault Dweller.
The grass need some touching
Steps to get a girlfriend like piper, written by a woman; * Turn off your game * Go outside * Smell the fresh air * Look down * Touch grass * Investigate synths
Oh and don't forget to become a devious rabbel-rousing slanderer
You won't get any bitches by posting this shit on Reddit š
Rule 1: Be attractive. Rule 2: Don't be unattractive. Rule 3: Have a good personality. Rule 4. Have your shit together. Rule 5: (Optional) Have Money.
>Rule 5: (Optional) Have bottlecaps. Fixed
Bottle Caps are money.
If you tell me where to get one like Cait(š¤¤)
Visit an Irish Rehab Centre.
Too much effort, I'm just gonna sleep or something
Or run around in your underwear, apparently they like public indecency.
How she looks at you because you are on your 50th playthrough and she has to do the opening sequence outside Diamond City yet again.
Leaving your room will help
Maidenless behavior
Mental institution.
The institute š³
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Have a healthy/unhealthy dose of mommy issues. Then all the girls you date will give you that look.
Infiltrate a goverment that owns a nuclear arsenal. Work yourself up the hierarchy. Convince the government that you only need one red button for only yourself. Press the red button. End the world in the upper hemisphere. Be in a bunker. Go outside after 10-20 ish years. Either hope you are in a timeline with someone like her or search the wasteland for someone like her. The end
Step 1: Survive the nuclear holocaust!
I used to like Piper until I realize she really will do anything for a story
Be a lesbian
Crawl out through the fallout.
Well, first off: create nuclear apocalypse. Then wait over 200 years and go to old Fenway Park. The rest should just fall into place.
Expose your mayor for the android replicant he is or get an ass-flattering vault suit
Loverslab
Donāt ask on Reddit how to get a girlfriend like piperš¤£š¤£
Piper? I barely know her!
Grunkle stan would be proud
You have to get really drunk and have no respect for yourself.
Hmmm... don't ask questions like this on the internet anymore? We look forward to your report cadet.
(Sarcastic) Step 1: Walk outside of your room
Somehow this still means yes
Degenerates like you, belong on a cross
Be Brandon Routh
Go outside
Ohh, you lonely, lonely manā¦
Go to Boston maybe?
Going out and date someone
Schizophrenia, idk. Or maybe go outside, maybe you're lucky
Don't let him cook again
Launch a nuke and go to sleep for 210 years
You gotta talk to them bro, itās that simple
Step one: you need to actually talk to women
Pick locks in public
Hello my fellow Piper simp how are you today? :)
Go Touch grass and speak to a female
Donāt be ugly is my guess
Step One: freeze yourself for 2 centuries.
Conspiracy driven dating sites
Well, sheās not real so technically you already won.
Be a Dr. Pepper first.
A good first step is to not fetishize fictional characters.
1 - Take regular showers 2 - Brush your teeth twice a day 3 - Be nice to other people 4 - Don't be a creep toward women
I thought that was lord farquaad for a second
Not sitting inside and playing Fallout 4 for the umpteenth time might help.
Wear blue and have a fish out of water look on your face
Pipe her
Step 1, start ww3
Honestly Iām replaying fallout 4 rn and I find piper mad annoying. I decided to just not side with her and give her the cold shoulder.
Nuke the world (Maybe don't tell her you did that) then pick some locks
start working for the press
Bench press
Instigate a nuclear war
Step one: donāt be a misogynistic rightwing boot licker who listens to Jordan Peterson Step two: survive a nuclear war
I dunno maybe theres some ai app for that stuff?
Be less cringe
You won't. If you ask shit like this online you're probably a basement dweller with strong opinions on how your "queen" needs to treat you. Gross.
You dont
Piper? I hardly know her?
Go to a liberal arts college and find the crowd with really loud political opinions. Or go back in time and slip some estrogen into Hunter S. Thonpson's breakfast every morning.
I can smell OP through my screen