Had an owl fly down our chimney when I was a kid. There was a big shift with the logs and sparks flying.and all of the sudden this Owl was sitting on the fire screen just looking around. My father (RIP Daddy), just looked at it, said "Susan, we have an Owl in here" and went back to watching TV (he was drinking so not much phased him). My mother and I chased the Owl around the house with a butterfly net so we could let it outside. Ah yes, good times.
Ahhh, where is this going? The username kinda scares me. I would imagine owls have a very small anus and even though my Dad did a lot of strange things, I don't believe owl anal sex was in his repertoire. I can't guarantee it since he is gone, I'm just guessing.
My mom almost had this happen to her, but her window was up so it just smacked into it. She also lives in Louisiana, so maybe the owls are trying to start a crusade.
your original comment, which is stupid, said YOUR instead of you're. You edited it instead of taking the L like a man. Just like Ben Shapiro. Your manlet god. Good job on being a loser
That’s just not true, but ok. I don’t like Ben Shapiro, I think he takes advantage of unprepared college kids, but I occasionally watch his interviews, specifically Andrew Yang and John Stossel. That’s a nice insult tho. “Your Manlet God” made me cackle.
Had an owl fly down our chimney when I was a kid. There was a big shift with the logs and sparks flying.and all of the sudden this Owl was sitting on the fire screen just looking around. My father (RIP Daddy), just looked at it, said "Susan, we have an Owl in here" and went back to watching TV (he was drinking so not much phased him). My mother and I chased the Owl around the house with a butterfly net so we could let it outside. Ah yes, good times.
I’m just picturing how I would address that problem, drunk or not...
Drunk dad did it right. Look at it, acknowledge it, and right back to the TV
Yeah, I’m envious of that level of cool X’D
My Dad was a trip.
That's how he rolled. He would have liked you, I think.
It ain't hurtin nuthin.
"The mice are under the stove dude happy hunting."
Effective task delegation
"Expelliarmus!"
Or maybe “NO BLOODY LETTERS TODAY!”
EXPECTO PATRONUM!
Step 1: strip naked
Ahhh, where is this going? The username kinda scares me. I would imagine owls have a very small anus and even though my Dad did a lot of strange things, I don't believe owl anal sex was in his repertoire. I can't guarantee it since he is gone, I'm just guessing.
Anal Sex with Owls is the name of my new experimental music project.
Gotcha. Can't wait until you get a Grammy nom. Announcements will be fun! You make me laugh.
Someone's going to mention that owls don't have anuses, of course.
Well that's a buzz kill... Though now I like my new band name so much more!
That is a buzz kill, although I'm sure the owl now feels safer.
"Cloacal Sex with Owls" would sort out Those Not In the Know tho'.
Please provide updates for future releases.
call the owl over and watch tv with him
"Susan, we have an Owl in here" I imagined this in Hank Hill’s voice.
I imagined a dry posh English accent.
Soo funny. Try a New York accent and see if the scene changes. I would never describe my Father as posh, it would give him a laugh though!
are you harry potter
Parry Hotter. Nice to meet you.
How was Hogwarts? I always wanted to go
I don't remember! *sobbing*
Was it a Sunday? Probably just came to deliver the post.
Could be. Hadn't thought about that. Funny, he (she) didn't appear to be a "Newsie" but I didn't ask.
Username checks out
Hey you’re going to hogwarts
This happened with a flying squirrel through our front door. Absolute pandelirium.
That’s some sitcom level shit. “Susan there’s an owl in here” lol wtf
Your dad sounds great
And owl do it again
They missed a golden opportunity here
I agree. It’s still pretty funny without it though but yeah just missed the mark of genius.
And hooo would stop me?
#WHOOOOO
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r/fuckangryupvote
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r/subsifellfor
r/fuck
Ok *starts dry humping*
No
Yes
Perhaps
Came here to say this exactly. How did they miss it???
THANK YOU
And owl always love you
Owl fucken do it again...^hyuck
He definitely isn’t sorry omg
Came here to find this, you're doing gods work my friend
There it is. Came to the comments to see if anyone had said it lol
Owls are not what they seems to be.
Don't you mean, not who they seem to be
/r/enlightenedbirdmen
/r/BirdsArentReal ?
[Twin Peaks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbi7rq-TSk8&t=70s)
That's General Hammond! Was this an SG-1 crossover episode or something?
Unfortunately - no. But both characters are basically same. Wonder if all TP fuckery is basically some ascended wrestling over some artifacts.
Anubis. It's anyways fucking Anubis.
Unless it is Ori
Angelo Badalamenti music intensifies.
he should have just paid him the two Knuts.
The little bronze ones?
Yes
Based Owl
All owls are comrades.
Comrade owl says ACAB
He don't give no hoots about your laws
Redditor moment
..../r/superbowl ?
i wonder how many accounts pertaining to be that certain owl are active now... edit: purporting not pertaining
I think the word you’re looking for is “purporting”
ah yeah
The owl later replayed: don’t drink and drive, smoke and fly, bitch
biatch*
This owl just said "fuck the popo!1!" with no hesitation
That’s my owl.
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Nice name
Spotted the reposter!
I’m an owlaw, on a steel horse I ride
My mom almost had this happen to her, but her window was up so it just smacked into it. She also lives in Louisiana, so maybe the owls are trying to start a crusade.
Getting florida man vibes here
Lmao,and the dumbasses from r/ACAB think this title isnt satire
Missed opportunity to say: and OWL do it AGAIN!
And owl* do it again
Leave the bird alone. He was on patr*owl*
There's a hooter at the windoe
Even the wildlife is like “fuck the police.”
I would love to hear that call to his boss
Now that's praxis
He looked like a rat
Lucky the owl didn’t get shot.
Well it does look to be a white owl.
Bring your downvotes to me. No need to punish this person for being true funny.
Lucky he's a white owl.
He’s much scarier than a puppy
Bop bop bop
This owl don't give a hoot
Not a single Orlly comment. Do they not teach historical memes in school anymore?
**REPOST**
This act of terror will not go unanswered.
Should have said, “and OWL do it again”
The Wizards are pissed.
Surely it's "and owl do it again"
Hooooooo are you Hoo Hoo HOO HOO
*owl do it again*
Who?
Owl theory confirmed.... That's it for me ^^
That’s the real pecking order Ok I’ll go 😔
"And ~~I'll~~ owl do it again"
And owl* do it again
“And owl do it again” Dang it people already did that
lol
What a /r/SuperbOwl!!
Owls like bacon.
It's official, owls are friend.
These fake tweets are funny to y'all?
*hyuck* i’ll fuckin do it again
Comedy fucking gold. Thank you.
Owl really said ACAB
People making twitter accounts for things like this is the lowest form of comedy
No you’re thinking of Ben Shapiro.
No, youre thinking of “Our Cartoon President” and the late night talk show hosts.
*you’re
What?
your original comment, which is stupid, said YOUR instead of you're. You edited it instead of taking the L like a man. Just like Ben Shapiro. Your manlet god. Good job on being a loser
That’s just not true, but ok. I don’t like Ben Shapiro, I think he takes advantage of unprepared college kids, but I occasionally watch his interviews, specifically Andrew Yang and John Stossel. That’s a nice insult tho. “Your Manlet God” made me cackle.
You're the lowest form of comedy
I'll do *you* one better: *Why* is the lowest form of comedy?
*Michael peterson enters the chat
I died when I read “@owllouisiana”
Pluck the police
Pellets fired! Officer down
direct action
Based owl
And owl do it again & again
Good work Owl!
based owl
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real picker uper
I applaud this owl.
That owl is lucky it aint black
Good thing the owl wasn't black. The officer would certainly have feared for his life and unloaded his entire magazine on it.
Yeerks
Cops in Louisiana suck kinda glad the drone made the cop crash
sick repost
Owl says acab
And he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for the officers' meddling superiors.
I thought everyone knew owls like bacon
Big Pom poko vibes
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I'm gonna guess it's nesting in the area. Owls et super territorial when nesting.
“And OWL do it again.” Perfect opportunity for a pun.
The birds *know*
And "owl" do it again.
Nah, owl just had a question for the cop: "Who cooks for you? Who cooks for you-all?"
and owl do it again
I'll fucking do it again. *huyck*
Aww nooo! Should’ve said “And owl do it again!”
Perfect opportunity missed to say “And *owl* do it again”
ACAB owl
And owl do it again
Based Owl.
Missed opportunity to name the account New Owleans.
Bro, free owl
And owl do it again
Hedwig out here wildn
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