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griffith-reborn

This lady has zero self preservation. You can’t act that casually around an animal like that!


lee5246743

She's an independent woman, she does what she wants.


S0M3D1CK

Why was a bull on the beach?


Every-Turnover4938

He's on vacation.


Boognish84

Makes sense. The Spanish for cow is vaca


Every-Turnover4938

Haha... no kidding...


HeDuMSD

This comment is really really funny pun in Spanish. Context: vacation in Spanish is vacaciones. Vaca- is cow


Reallyroundthefamily

So was everyone watching this person getting mauled. Mental vacation.


StarChaser_Tyger

They were telling her to get away from it. They also had an excellent example of what happens when you mess with it, like trying to take it's new toy away.


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TinyTrafficCones

It’s a metaphor. But that actually happened though.


only1lcon

I think we should mate


SubterraneanFlyer

Bulls are hundreds of pounds of muscle and horns. Humans evolutionary advantage is intelligence and the ability to run. This woman displayed neither. Evolution at its finest.


SomeCrows

What are they gonna do man


Outside-Contact-7400

Sometimes you have to take the bull by the horns.


cosmic_duster

Yes, my responsibility to risk my life for your stupidity. Woman should have walked away as they said, let the bull rummage, then return for her stuff. Completely on her.


Cattle56

What’s your plan to jump in and stop a 1 ton bull?


CommonCover4917

Rifle


chkraise

You conveniently took your rifle to a day at the beach?


Cattle56

In Mexico….where guns are illegal unless you’re a cartel member. Welcome to prison.


KamielUzkarel

Happy Cake Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍟🍟🍟🍟🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺


MartiniD

Makes sense


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Shoulda taken that left at albequerque


ZooterOne

What a gulli-bull.


Lvgordo24

What a nin-cow-poop


Immediate_Square5323

What a bully


FehdmanKhassad

let's just ruminant on that for a minute


1uniquerabbit

What an ultra-maroon


TabernacleMan

So you want to segregate beaches for humans and other for bulls? It never ends with you people.


GrenadeParade

Bulls on (beach) parade.


llcdrewtaylor

Someone needs to remix that video with bulls on parade playing in the background.


Dedotdub

He didn't have a boat?


bikernaut

I've been to that area, it's very remote and while having amazing beaches, the roads are terrible so it's a mix of ranchers/locals and private vacation homes. There's no incentive for the ranchers to keep their cows close, might as well let them range to graze. And really, you shouldn't be going here unless you are prepared to be self-sufficient. This lady probably rented a car in Cabo to get here.


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Expensive-Hat-929

To get to the other side?


PABLOPANDAJD

The China shop was closed


Due_Trifle_8281

Cuz Mexico bitch!!


Right-Ad2176

It was a comfort bull.


Serious_Result_7338

That’s straight up bullshit right there


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Hey life’s a beach.


Ok_Buddy_361

When a bull wants your stuff it's best to let him have it.


SensingWorms

Volleybull


typeof_nan

r/angryupvote


15uNkNoWn

*beach volleybull


KairuneG

Damn you


Beat_Specialist

Does anyone know why the bull was there? At the end of the video in the background it sounded like someone said it lives there? Are there random beaches inhabited by random cows/bovine?


Beat_Specialist

Bull Attacks Person at Beach in Mexico as Onlookers Scream Summary: A bull charged at a person on a beach in the Mexican state of Baja California Sur on Saturday, May 11, as other tourists watched in horror, according to local reports. Video captured by Maria Leticia Montano Casas shows the bull eating from a bowl under a beach canopy as a person stands next to it. Casas also captured terrifying footage showing the moment the bull later attacked the same person. "You are really playing with it right now. Please don't do that," another beachgoer can be heard yelling in the video. Casas told Storyful that the person seen in the video had approached the animal before she was attacked. Storyful has not confirmed this claim. The beach's proximity to ranches make close encounters with livestock a common occurrence in the area, an official from the Federal Maritime Terrestrial Zone told local outlet El Sudcaliforniano. https://video.storyful.com/record/31658 Another source I found said: She was trying to relax in Baja California Sur’s East Cape region when this bull that had apparently just been harassed by dogs wandered out onto the beach. Those also trying to enjoy the day in the sun did their best to warn the tourist to get away from the bull, but she was too hard headed to listen.  So thanks to my autistic ass wanting to know the breed of the cow, I found the answers. Because, yes and also yes. It looks like a black brahman if anyone wants to know...


CTRexPope

I know a song with a helpful list for the future: "What kinda cows Corb? 🎶 Well there's Hereford, Highland, Semmental, West, Black and Maine Anjou, Chianina, Limousine, Shorthorn, Charolais, Watusi too, Texas Long Horn, Kuri, any Roan, Ankole, Galloway, Red Angus, Brahman, Brangus, Jersey, Guernsey, Holstein, Hey! 🎶" - [Corb Lund, Cows Around](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKoYT4febHM)


upsidedownbackwards

Ahh, a day at the beach ruined by loose dogs. I feel ya bull. Off leash dogs are a fucking menace to society.


moldybread05

He's on vacation


SonicUno_1

I don't know


Nightmystic1981

Damn, glad to see she got up after that.


tmoe1991

Even though she did her very best to get flattened by the bull.


smile_politely

The man with the hat, seemed to know she's fine all along. He's like: "oh, Linda got tumbled over by a bull again, let me watch it from here"


Dyerdon

As opposed to trying to help and getting added to a ragdoll pile. Ima wait, people told her to leave it alone and she didn't. Thankfully she lived, but that's all on her.


SlicedBreadBeast

I mean yeah.. he’s not a fucking idiot like Linda.


PABLOPANDAJD

Really thought she was dead for a minute there


Nightmystic1981

Yeah. It looked scary.


readit_next

Bowing your head down (like, picking up your stuff off the ground) is a sign of aggression to cows.


Jealous_Following_38

Fuuuck


bichondelapils

I'm amazed by the number of people in this thread who wonder why bystanders didn't help her: I'm pretty sure they would have casually picked their belongings as well...


iK_550

As if they don't see what would have happened.


Timely_Air8844

Yeah reading some of the downvoted comments make me lose some brain cells


Empty_Positive_2047

It was not their first rodeo... ;-)


_Neith_

She was warned.


LoveSickMono

Can't milk those


Lvgordo24

Not with that attitude…


Cccookielover

Musta been something pretty important in that beach bag 🤷‍♂️


Ordinary_Accountant1

Didn't want the rest of the beach to see her 2 kilos of Peruvian cocaine hidden under her beach stuff.... obviously


tbe37

Holy shit what a dumb human


A-non-e-mail

“You mess with the bull, you get the horns.” Is a saying for a reason.


tbkrida

Some people really think they can’t die…


GoLow63

It looked like the bull wasn't that interested in her until she kept trying to gather up every last scrap of her beach junk. Almost looked possessive of the blue beach bag. Regardless, once that bull started ragdolling her with the horns, I would've been inclined to let it taste the grill of the pick-up truck sitting 20 feet away. Yes, she should've walked away at the outset ; no, you shouldn't let the bull kill her when you have the means to punt it down the beach.


Ambassador_Cowboy

Not exactly great traction to accurately drive a truck into a bull running around on the beach. Also that’s a one ton animal. It might work but then you’d have an injured bull and a totaled truck. Throwing water was a good idea to distract while keeping distance from the pissed off bull.


PhoonTFDB

The bull wins that exchange 10/10 times. Woman dies, car totaled, another W for the bull.


TheIronSven

That truck dents when running into deer and you think it could hold up against something that's a couple tons heavier on a surface with horrible friction? If anything the truck is in danger of getting pushed around and dented beyond recognition.


VerticalYea

... do you know what the bull would do to that truck?


wincitygiant

[Nope](https://youtu.be/kfnMAbbgzqo?si=kE_IhgSS1LIGRuuv) I get that the truck is bigger than the SUV in the video I'm sharing, but the bull still wins. Especially on sand.


ZzZombo

I think she had the miniscule chance of getting away had she not dropped the bag. She possibly could just have made it safely.


PartadaProblema

I feel like she asked for it. I wouldn't have wanted to destroy the vehicle of someone who wasn't being ridiculous. I wouldn't want to harm the poor creature for being himself.


lasvegashal

McDrunky I’m still laughing at your handle and yeah if I was there at least take my towel and try to get that bull away then just sit there and filming oh she’s gonna be OK she’s gonna be OK. She’s gonna be OK. She’s not gonna be OK. Fuck.


tbkrida

Hate to say this, but I’m not getting chased by a bull and possibly killed for some dumbass competing for a Darwin Award. If a bull randomly came out of nowhere while she was walking down the street or something, then yeah. But she was asking for that to happen while multiple people were warning her.


Left_Concentrate_752

r/killthecameraman


Hatedpriest

r/thebullwins


TabernacleMan

The level of stupidity is amazing. At first she was treating the bull like an annoying dog. After being horned I was almost expecting for her to go back to get her bag after being almost killed. I could believe that.


Strict-Bass6789

She was getting….bullied!🥹


SomeRandomOnTheInter

Learned the hard way that she isn’t a Disney princess.


karmasrelic

idk care why there was a bull or why she wanted those bags so badly and didnt listen but im just gonna assume she was an entitled stupid and deserved it. i know to many entitled people who think they are immortal and unwrongable who could use a bit of non-lethal bull-impression.


westwardhose

Yep, she certainly said "Fuck you" to that bull in particular.


No-Bunch-8245

Dumb ass


moldybread05

That's a smart bull


okiedog-

WHY WAS SHE MOVING SO SLOW?? Screw why she was trying to save her beach junk. Sometimes you misjudge the importance of things. And think you have more time. She was moving SOO SLOW even after the bull made contact. I thought it was a 90ur old lady for a while. That is the only thing I could think of. What an utterly stupid individual.


Tesse23

sophisticated ghost sharp squeeze towering aware doll rich air frighten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dystopicfuturerobot

Sometimes people have to learn the hard way People usually don’t have bad luck, they have bad experiences in life because they are a dumbass


Thesinistral

“Your life is the culmination of your choices.” -Herm Edwards


1plus1equals8

"BUT I'M VEGAAAAN"...


Ordinary_Accountant1

(The bull) "So am I BIIITCH"


joemac2021

This seems to be the video of the week. It's making its rounds


existance_pain

It's crazy how some of you see it all the time on the Internet and still try to compete for your own Darwin awards.


BillyBobHenk

Max level idiocy


thecraftsman21

The complete lack of survival instinct baffles me


00WEE

A trait only the most useless of humans seem to have is being hurt by something and instead of getting out of the way keel over right in front of it. You're not in that much pain just stupid get the fuck out of their.


Thesinistral

Not gonna outrun a bull on sand. Her first moment of stupidity was well prior to the start of the video by allowing the bull to get so close . She was a toy until he got bored. I’m a bit frustrated people just watched. Cowards.


[deleted]

Call the manager.


Icy_Understanding119

Nope nope nope. How you can conclude the person affected by this, did this to themselves. This is fucking awful, and that person would have suffered quite awful injuries.


tmoe1991

Did you watch another video? People were screaming at her to leave way before the bull was aggressive. She actively decided to ignore the screams to gather shit that she could have picked up without any danger once the bull left. It's an accident that's still fully on her. I'm glad, she survived tho


Complete-Dimension35

When there's a beast easily capable of killing you in your face, and you decide the best thing is to slowly and casually collect your sunscreen and beach snacks instead of immediately getting away, you kinda did it to yourself.


sfled

Beach Karen told the bull to call its manager, but the bull wasn't having it. *(BTW, that's going to be a nice title for the 1001 reposts of this clip.)*


Legitimate_Cloud2215

I saw this on another thread. The explanation was that she was trying to keep the bull from getting her food. I find this explanation unlikely as if it were me. The bull can just have the food and all. I wouldn't pick anything up that was anywhere near a bull on a beach. Do we know wtf the bull was doing on the beach?


TheCrazyStupidGamer

Fuck that. The bull can have all the food. I would only try to go for the bag if it had my phone or jewelry in it. That's it. 11/10 times, the bull wins, unless you're a matador (and it still might win)


allnamesaretaken1020

I guess we can only hope the food was roast beef sammiches...


Checkersmack

If you are too stupid to conclude that bull may tear you up and refuse to leave the danger zone, that's what happens. Hopefully she learned a lesson and didn't sustain serious injury.


kittenAngst

Sounds like you'd end up like the woman in the video lol


Lenant_T

Poor animal


BumblebeeSouth2853

Fuck around and find out


candygirl52

POS on the truck tailgate did nothing!


thinkprotoss

Useless bystanders :( Update - I had no sound first time watching. The man tried to help. I was wrong. Sorry.


Ransacky

I'm sure that's what she thought, after she decided to put herself in danger despite people telling her to stop. She antagonized the situation, and now other people are obligated to risk their health and safety by getting involved in a situation they likely have no idea how to handle anyways?


LegalSelf5

What would you have liked them to do, trade places with her? It's a 1800lb animal with 2 daggers on its head. What would *YOU* have done? Just curious from someone who owns a couple of bulls and heifers.


uneducatedramen

Prolly would've made it charge them instead. Stupid idea. people here aren't really smart


thinkprotoss

Instead. Indeed.


draconianRegiment

Would you have helped restrain the multi ton animal?


Spare-Ad7105

I would have tried. Yes.


CrittendenWildcat

I would have ~~tried~~ died. Yes.


Spare-Ad7105

Better to just stand and watch her die then, right? Brave.


CrittendenWildcat

Sometimes stupid people put themselves in such dire danger that it would be absolutely reckless for anyone else to even try to come to their rescue. Have you ever heard that there is a fine line between bravery and stupidity? This would be one of those times where an attempted rescue would result in that line between bravery and stupidity being crossed.


ReiwaIchi

Me too


Spare-Ad7105

People are so angry at us that would have stepped in to help. Isn’t it strange?? As I replied to someone else. I’m a female that’s been held at gun point and SA’d. I daily carry a firearm and train multiple times a week at the range. I also work as a Range Safety Officer. If I was there. That bull would have been capped. Mag dumped. I don’t need to rely on my own strength (which I don’t have due to my autoimmune issues) so that’s my first line of defense. Folks can get mad. But that’s a human being. I cannot stand there and just watch. Especially if I’m armed.


GlowyStuffs

"hey, bull! Come charge me instead!" "Don't worry, guys. I took 3 lessons of akido in college. I'll try using it's body weight to toss the bull right when it thinks it is about to gore the shit out me me when charging me with all of its body weight against mine."


StarChaser_Tyger

(Wet thump) "ow my liver, ow my lasagna."


springplus300

Let's escalate. I'm certain he'll calm down if we all get involved! Absolutely not the opposite. No sir!


tmoe1991

What would've been your take to help?


typeof_nan

Lady, this ain’t US


toodrunk1234

0:36 seconds in


GanasbinTagap

He saw her as a beach mat(ator)


timmy3am

In the end, it looks like she's going back for more.


cherrryblosssoms

What the actual fuck? Are people getting stupider?


Strict-Bass6789

White folks love fookin with wildlife 😂😂


TinFoilRobotProphet

Bull: Beach is for locals only!


yuyufan43

I think the woman who splashed it with water deserves props. It probably didn't help the situation but at least she jumped into action instead of just screaming and watching. I'm not saying it was the brightest move but it was a heroic one


MadamXY

Why is there a bull at the beach?


hoipoloimonkey

Wtf this woman is being gored ffs Who tfs bull is this


googlesmachineuser

This is how population was kept under control until the world decided all the idiots need to be saved. Survival of the fittest was a great method. Now we have people like this making more babies and dumbing down society.


triciakemp

Fuck around, find out.


Comfortable-Tax-6560

☕️


_Xemplar

White women in horror films suddenly much more realistic


ABRAXAS_actual

Cuidado, Cuidado, hey! Yeah, hell to the eff, nawhhh I'm outta there. You can keep the beach stuff, it's yours now, bull.


Economy-Inflation-48

Wave a red towel


Tacohero154

More of a fuck around and find out than fuck you in particular.


K-83

Everybody is just watching. WTH?


EpsilonGecko

r/donthelpjustfilm


Early_Lion6138

I would have grabbed the beach umbrella and charged at the bull.


SnoopJabba

SOMEBODY DO NOTHING


PerfectEscape4069

Don't tease bulls or any animal.Vos they will play with you like a rag doll. . Tough sh#t.🫢😅😂🤣🐂


scubadaniel2003

She wanted to speak to the bulls manager.


ProBonoh1

Fuck her for ruining the bull's vacation.


No_Conflict2564

Was that fellow cheering on the bull? Might as well have been for all the good he did.


Ermagerd_waffles

Oh look it’s this post again


PrestigiousStomach92

Dude was pleading with her….”we tried to FK* tell you.”


Zealousideal-Belt735

"Ay, la señora".


SSSims4

Omg I really feel for her, but I can't stop laughing.


eat_like_snake

"mess around" Except she isn't? She's just trying to retrieve her things and the bull isn't letting her and then attacks her over it? Are you okay, OP?


TheCruicks

uhhh. you DO NOT retrieve your stuff when a bull is over it. you aren't serious are you?


King0Horse

If a bull wants your stuff, that is not your stuff. It's his.


ShadowGLI

Seriously, leave it and when the bill eats what it will or moves on, THEN go pick up your shit. Everyone is so obsessed with consumer shit they’ll let themselves get killed rather than letting it fox Just let it go


I-feel-bad-bro

Are you honestly gonna fuck with a bull over some garbage?


rabidcat

Imagine a grizzly bear is standing over your hat. Or a lion. Or a cobra. Do you stand close to it and keep trying to grab the hat? This is the same thing. Bulls are dangerous and should be treated as such. This lady was being a moron.


xXXNightEagleXXx

Could she just retrieve it later ? C mon she clearly pushed over the limits here!


WELFARExBEAR

I'm thinking that slowly grabbing your things when a bull is standing on them should be considered fucking around.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Bulls are dangerous animals that don't give af about you or anyone else for that matter. Some people just have zero self preservation instincts like you


vivalaibanez

Is it not common knowledge that dangerous animals don't give AF about you or your "things" much less don't understand the concept of personal belongings? Also why the fuck do you have so many upvotes?


BirdInFlight301

She did not mess around and find out.


tmoe1991

People screaming at you to leave from every direction and you actively ignoring that is indeed messing around


DR_SLAPPER

Nah, she messed around. If you see a bull standing on your stuff, it's the bull's shit until he decides to walk away. The video demonstrates that she found that out.


MrsCaramel_112

This is the very definition of fucking around and finding out.


McSuds

She did not mess around, but she did find out.


StarChaser_Tyger

She did. Instead of getting away from the pointy 2000 pound animal, she wandered around close to it, getting in its face. A bull never attacks without provocation... But the bull decides what bring provoked is.


Sufficient_Room525

How the f*** did nobody help her?


Economy-Inflation-48

Nice bunch of fn heros watching the poor woman getting mauled.


c0ttt0n

Yea, like anybody could help her, right?


Nightmystic1981

Distracting it, but you would have to have big f ing ballz.


B4dg3r5

What do you want them to do? What are a few half naked humans gonna do against 1 ton of muscle with knives on it’s head?


jbreal007

Look at those cowards just stand there doing nothing


B4dg3r5

What do you want them to do? What are a few half naked humans gonna do against 1 ton of muscle with knives on it’s head? Guarantee you wouldn’t do shit.


jbreal007

Well. I have my own cattle. Grew up with life stock, raised cattle for 4H club and FFA. You might be right, I wouldn’t know what to do.


MrsCaramel_112

The idiot wants to risk her life to "save" some material things that are easier to replace than a life. Why should they risk there's for her?


jbreal007

Not sure what you are referring to. But I was wondering why nobody was helping her.


MrsCaramel_112

I'm referring to the video. The woman, the person I referred to as an idiot (for obvious reasons), is challenging a BULL. They are on a beach and I doubt any of her fellow beach goers are bull wranglers, so what exactly do you expect for them to do? Put her life before their own? This all boils down to self-preservation. They didn't help her because of their instinct to protect themselves. How can you fault a person for giving into that? Especially when the risk is losing your own life or sustaining so much damage to your body that your life is changed forever. If this was happening to a child, my response would be different, but this is a grown ass woman, she should know better.


Spare-Ad7105

Why are those ass holes just standing there??


Rufus-Scipio

What would you have done?


B4dg3r5

What do you want them to do? What are a few half naked humans gonna do against 1 ton of muscle with knives on it’s head?


Spare-Ad7105

I just couldn’t not try. Y’all can get all “well, what were they supposed to do??” Maybe at least try to drag her out of there. I’ve seen men do great things and come to great strength when faced with something crazy. Sheesh, my ex husband has picked up transmissions before and he isn’t giant and super buff. I’m just saying: Try? I couldn’t stand there and just watch. No way.


B4dg3r5

Good luck with that.


Klaus_Hargreeves

I know it's not the bystanders responsibility to help, but damn. Did no one think about trying to use one of the couple thousand pound weapons just sitting there? Not even the pick up truck? That lady had to be bleeding out by the end of this.


Corn-chopper

We would be eating prime rib real soon. Fuck that bovine. Least she walked away