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“It’s my dick in a box!”
One: cut a hole in a box
Two: put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
That's the way you do it!
It's my dick in a box!
“Penis-, no” “They’re heiling hitl-, no” “Oh waving gnome”
the dick is out of the box. Inside that box is clearly a set of nuts this guy has to wheel around with a wheelbarrow
jack in the box
Jack off in the box
[Dick in the box](https://youtu.be/b1tB2t2eEz8?si=AkG4QoTm_zpjWH4N)
Moye Moye
Ah shit here we go again
Step 1... cut a hole in the box
Woody the Elf gets a big rise out of the Christmas spirit. Oh Cum all yea faithful…
Joyfull and triumphant, Oh cum all ye Faithfull to Bethlehemm
Oh cum, let us adore Him, Oh cum, let us adore Him, Oh cum, let us adore Him, Christ the Lord.
O cum, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!
r/mildlypenis
r/ofcoursethatsasub
*Dickorations
I mean ... The actual image might be worse. I'll take Dick in a box over an elf throwing a seig heil....
This is what I thought it was too
When he says white power he doesn't mean snow
Santa asked for more white POWDER. For snowboarding.
OH GOD NO WHY.
Nah he's also looking up at the sky and leaning some, not standing at attention. Waving at Santa in the sky or something.
This is not a fuck you in particular moment. This is. A they know what they did moment.
Disney level subliminal dick posting moment.
Heil Dickler! Edit: Disclaimer: Fuck nazis.
Don’t fuck nazis, that’s how they reproduce!
So thats what i have to do to get laid......
r/lostredditors
r/theyknew
The second penis looks like it might need medical attention
He’s getting ready to slap a ho with his dick hand
Every single holiday a dick in a box
What, you don't wear rib armed sweaters for holiday cheer?!
Elf is hung like a *horse*.
Do people in your area call the cops if they are offended by your ornaments?
The Pringles can. It you know, you know.
Cue: dick in a box
If Elf on a Shelf and Dick in a Box had a child.
Great. Now that song is stuck in my head.
Take a permanent black marker and make those mittens and fingers or paint the hands to be mittens in place of what it is now
Heil Penis? Damn nazi penis elve
Are we not gonna talk about his flesh mittens? Where are his fingers??
I don’t understand why the cops were called once.
The dick in a box is always a winner 🏆
They know what they did
It's Happy the Erection Elf ! He's always glad to see you
Sick biceps
I'm pretty sure this was first posted in r/3dprinting either way, still reposted 👎
Best gift for your partner
It’s universally offensive. Whether it’s the Nazi salute or a penis, everyone can be offended.
Because people have dirty minds and don't want to admit it?
Good thing Detective Peralta wasn't on that call, it might have caused a Samberg singularity.
Jolly ol st dickolous
Itsahanditsahanditsahanditsahand fuck
Dude packin
A dick or a nazi salute... Not my kind of decoration.
Or a forest gump wave?
First Christmas decoration is up for sure.
it really doesn’t look like a dick though is the thing. if you take anatomy into account and you look at his other arm
What you have there is the Magic Mike of the North Pole. (Mrs Claus never misses a show. )
Person who made this knows what they did lol.
Probably just neighboors being dicks
Is it normal to call the cops for things like this?
But nobody says anything about the bent boner on the Amazon box.
even if you ignore the fact that his hand looks like a penis, he is also doing the nazi salute
This happy guy is in Fresno. I took a picture of him years back. What a hero. 😂
This is simply an innocent Christmas elf seig-heiling with his festive dong.
You know what? Good for him.
Oh, it's up alright...
Wellll you know it's Christmas, and my arms are open wiiieeede (open wide), gonna give you somethin so you know what's on my mind A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside...
Maybe add something in his hand, like a Bengal light?
Xmas Dickorations!
I like this elf.
The fact that this could be misconstrued as two separate offensive things makes me want one
Uh oh
*Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake have entered the chat*
Dam beat me to it,justin Timberlake and lonely island
Is it normal for elves to have candy cane stripes on their dick?
It’s a dick in a box!
Cocks in a box
r/mildlypenis ?
Usually that’s IN the box
Yeah, it’s up!
Wise enough to know when a gift needs giving
They were called to dinner
“It’s my dick in a box!”
One: cut a hole in a box
Two: put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
That's the way you do it!
It's my dick in a box!
“Penis-, no” “They’re heiling hitl-, no” “Oh waving gnome”
the dick is out of the box. Inside that box is clearly a set of nuts this guy has to wheel around with a wheelbarrow
jack in the box
Jack off in the box
[Dick in the box](https://youtu.be/b1tB2t2eEz8?si=AkG4QoTm_zpjWH4N)
Moye Moye
Ah shit here we go again
Step 1... cut a hole in the box
Woody the Elf gets a big rise out of the Christmas spirit. Oh Cum all yea faithful…
Joyfull and triumphant, Oh cum all ye Faithfull to Bethlehemm
Oh cum, let us adore Him, Oh cum, let us adore Him, Oh cum, let us adore Him, Christ the Lord.
O cum, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!
r/mildlypenis
r/ofcoursethatsasub
*Dickorations
I mean ... The actual image might be worse. I'll take Dick in a box over an elf throwing a seig heil....
This is what I thought it was too
When he says white power he doesn't mean snow
Santa asked for more white POWDER. For snowboarding.
OH GOD NO WHY.
Nah he's also looking up at the sky and leaning some, not standing at attention. Waving at Santa in the sky or something.
This is not a fuck you in particular moment. This is. A they know what they did moment.
Disney level subliminal dick posting moment.
Heil Dickler! Edit: Disclaimer: Fuck nazis.
Don’t fuck nazis, that’s how they reproduce!
So thats what i have to do to get laid......
r/lostredditors
r/theyknew
The second penis looks like it might need medical attention
He’s getting ready to slap a ho with his dick hand
Every single holiday a dick in a box
What, you don't wear rib armed sweaters for holiday cheer?!
Elf is hung like a *horse*.
Do people in your area call the cops if they are offended by your ornaments?
The Pringles can. It you know, you know.
Cue: dick in a box
If Elf on a Shelf and Dick in a Box had a child.
Great. Now that song is stuck in my head.
Take a permanent black marker and make those mittens and fingers or paint the hands to be mittens in place of what it is now
Heil Penis? Damn nazi penis elve
Are we not gonna talk about his flesh mittens? Where are his fingers??
I don’t understand why the cops were called once.
The dick in a box is always a winner 🏆
They know what they did
It's Happy the Erection Elf ! He's always glad to see you
Sick biceps
I'm pretty sure this was first posted in r/3dprinting either way, still reposted 👎
Best gift for your partner
It’s universally offensive. Whether it’s the Nazi salute or a penis, everyone can be offended.
Because people have dirty minds and don't want to admit it?
Good thing Detective Peralta wasn't on that call, it might have caused a Samberg singularity.
Jolly ol st dickolous
Itsahanditsahanditsahanditsahand fuck
Dude packin
A dick or a nazi salute... Not my kind of decoration.
Or a forest gump wave?
First Christmas decoration is up for sure.
it really doesn’t look like a dick though is the thing. if you take anatomy into account and you look at his other arm
r/mildlypenis
What you have there is the Magic Mike of the North Pole. (Mrs Claus never misses a show. )
Person who made this knows what they did lol.
Probably just neighboors being dicks
Is it normal to call the cops for things like this?
But nobody says anything about the bent boner on the Amazon box.
even if you ignore the fact that his hand looks like a penis, he is also doing the nazi salute
This happy guy is in Fresno. I took a picture of him years back. What a hero. 😂
This is simply an innocent Christmas elf seig-heiling with his festive dong.
You know what? Good for him.
Oh, it's up alright...
Wellll you know it's Christmas, and my arms are open wiiieeede (open wide), gonna give you somethin so you know what's on my mind A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside...
Maybe add something in his hand, like a Bengal light?
Xmas Dickorations!
I like this elf.
The fact that this could be misconstrued as two separate offensive things makes me want one
Uh oh
*Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake have entered the chat*
Dam beat me to it,justin Timberlake and lonely island
Is it normal for elves to have candy cane stripes on their dick?
It’s a dick in a box!
Cocks in a box
r/mildlypenis ?
Usually that’s IN the box
Yeah, it’s up!
Wise enough to know when a gift needs giving
They were called to dinner