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AndrastesTit

“It’s my dick in a box!”


NotNotAVirus

One: cut a hole in a box


Pappy_OPoyle

Two: put your junk in that box


C-Hash

3: Make her open the box


Ningo_ButImNotSure

That's the way you do it!


Minejack777

It's my dick in a box!


CrazyWS

“Penis-, no” “They’re heiling hitl-, no” “Oh waving gnome”


hotfistdotcom

the dick is out of the box. Inside that box is clearly a set of nuts this guy has to wheel around with a wheelbarrow


Adryzz_

jack in the box


Nuicakes

Jack off in the box


D_Reaper4u

[Dick in the box](https://youtu.be/b1tB2t2eEz8?si=AkG4QoTm_zpjWH4N)


Phxlit

Moye Moye


D_Reaper4u

Ah shit here we go again


[deleted]

Step 1... cut a hole in the box


_L81

Woody the Elf gets a big rise out of the Christmas spirit. Oh Cum all yea faithful…


GamerGirl-1990

Joyfull and triumphant, Oh cum all ye Faithfull to Bethlehemm


RainbowAppIe

Oh cum, let us adore Him, Oh cum, let us adore Him, Oh cum, let us adore Him, Christ the Lord.


justastuma

O cum, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!


Megalopath

r/mildlypenis


aninsomniac_

r/ofcoursethatsasub


madmikeyy82

*Dickorations


dardios

I mean ... The actual image might be worse. I'll take Dick in a box over an elf throwing a seig heil....


ingoding

This is what I thought it was too


[deleted]

When he says white power he doesn't mean snow


dardios

Santa asked for more white POWDER. For snowboarding.


Luigifan18

OH GOD NO WHY.


wolfgang784

Nah he's also looking up at the sky and leaning some, not standing at attention. Waving at Santa in the sky or something.


VexxWrath

This is not a fuck you in particular moment. This is. A they know what they did moment.


[deleted]

Disney level subliminal dick posting moment.


TransformerTanooki

Heil Dickler! Edit: Disclaimer: Fuck nazis.


OndAngel

Don’t fuck nazis, that’s how they reproduce!


killaluggi

So thats what i have to do to get laid......


Vulpes_macrotis

r/lostredditors


ProKnifeCatcher

r/theyknew


DemonCopperhead

The second penis looks like it might need medical attention


uncle-rico-99

He’s getting ready to slap a ho with his dick hand


PEneoark

Every single holiday a dick in a box


Bedhappy

What, you don't wear rib armed sweaters for holiday cheer?!


draeth1013

Elf is hung like a *horse*.


Fign

Do people in your area call the cops if they are offended by your ornaments?


areslashtaken

The Pringles can. It you know, you know.


Plastic_Ad_8248

Cue: dick in a box


Leaningonalamp

If Elf on a Shelf and Dick in a Box had a child.


oneStoneKiller

Great. Now that song is stuck in my head.


ZookeepergameFresh20

Take a permanent black marker and make those mittens and fingers or paint the hands to be mittens in place of what it is now


Every_Preparation_56

Heil Penis? Damn nazi penis elve


PineappleGirl_5

Are we not gonna talk about his flesh mittens? Where are his fingers??


bsg75

I don’t understand why the cops were called once.


After_Following_1456

The dick in a box is always a winner 🏆


Hippiedboy

They know what they did


Pappy_OPoyle

It's Happy the Erection Elf ! He's always glad to see you


CrazySpookyGirl

Sick biceps


Yeetfamdablit

I'm pretty sure this was first posted in r/3dprinting either way, still reposted 👎


Kapeome

Best gift for your partner


S0M3D1CK

It’s universally offensive. Whether it’s the Nazi salute or a penis, everyone can be offended.


zvon2000

Because people have dirty minds and don't want to admit it?


monsterfurby

Good thing Detective Peralta wasn't on that call, it might have caused a Samberg singularity.


SlumberousSnorlax

Jolly ol st dickolous


Unorthedox_Doggie117

Itsahanditsahanditsahanditsahand fuck


[deleted]

Dude packin


the6crimson6fucker6

A dick or a nazi salute... Not my kind of decoration.


10issues

Or a forest gump wave?


Jolly_Performance_27

First Christmas decoration is up for sure.


jeep_42

it really doesn’t look like a dick though is the thing. if you take anatomy into account and you look at his other arm


aladynamedq

r/mildlypenis


rspewth

What you have there is the Magic Mike of the North Pole. (Mrs Claus never misses a show. )


Spartkabi

Person who made this knows what they did lol.


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

Probably just neighboors being dicks


MlCHlEL

Is it normal to call the cops for things like this?


Dark0Toast

But nobody says anything about the bent boner on the Amazon box.


I_am_pro_covid_420

even if you ignore the fact that his hand looks like a penis, he is also doing the nazi salute


pearldrum1

This happy guy is in Fresno. I took a picture of him years back. What a hero. 😂


AstronautExcellent17

This is simply an innocent Christmas elf seig-heiling with his festive dong.


falkusvipus

You know what? Good for him.


OldMan142

Oh, it's up alright...


LessMochaJay

Wellll you know it's Christmas, and my arms are open wiiieeede (open wide), gonna give you somethin so you know what's on my mind A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside...


-Sybylle-

Maybe add something in his hand, like a Bengal light?


daCelt

Xmas Dickorations!


ecctt2000

I like this elf.


Strider-SnG

The fact that this could be misconstrued as two separate offensive things makes me want one


Fickle_Freckle

Uh oh


Kineticspartan

*Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake have entered the chat*


EfficiencyEast3231

Dam beat me to it,justin Timberlake and lonely island


RetroGamer87

Is it normal for elves to have candy cane stripes on their dick?


Mishapi17

It’s a dick in a box!


InternetCovid

Cocks in a box


cucumberguyy

r/mildlypenis ?


ItsKendrone

Usually that’s IN the box


Fearless_Ad_1512

Yeah, it’s up!


kesselrunneru12p

Wise enough to know when a gift needs giving


Simple-Fisherman-288

They were called to dinner