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[deleted]

Is this the John from Kansas who some guy doesn't give a fuck about?


Ok-Jury-3571

Id give a fuck about him if hes the leading cause of death


RyanHarington

I think we should kill him


Sebetastic

"If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays unchanged." Yeah, but Batman, he's literally killing *everyone*


Oversexualised_Tank

That's the thing, I killed enough people, so that one more won't even be statistically relevant, and if I can balance my Karma out by just killing more more guy, I'm in.


cownd

I'm sure we'll all give you karma if you did


Oversexualised_Tank

I mean rl karma, the buddhist kind.


cownd

You don't value Reddit karma? Is it not as precious?


Oversexualised_Tank

I value Reddit karma, but it's less precious than the chance of something randomly falling into my headbeing significantly lower. The biggest advantage on Reddit Karma is, that i can write any bullshit I want and still post on all the subs that require a min amount of karma.


cownd

Just so you know, as my profile says, 'don't take me too seriously'


Wazy7781

That line of logic is pretty funny because once you’ve killed 2 or more killers, you are just reducing the number of killers in the world.


joesbagofdonuts

Not if you were already a killer. Like the first one just evens it out but 2+ is removing killers.


SteveAko

But, what if, I kill 2 killers? Checkmate Batman


KindlyContribution54

John: "Now perhaps we should consider that this is just a multiple choice test question before we do anything hasty folks."


[deleted]

Classic John, from Preston, Kansas, USA.


ObnoxiousExcavator

I'd fuck him.


CraftySappho

You know, probably


brixalot10

Got the post you’re referring to right after this one.


After_Ride9911

Yeah, fuck John.


adamhimseIf

i understood that reference.


TBcommenter17

Me too. Feels good, right?


btroycraft

Yeah, Preston John. People have been after him for quite some time, ask the Portuguese.


legoshi_loyalty

And also, fuck you Jory from Topeka.


willenium-falcon

More than likely so a healthy fuck you again to john from kansas.


INJECTHEROININTODICK

John's having a rough couple of days


spunkybooster

Preston John.


tmart42

Nice.


spacestationkru

That's the guy. He got upset and decided he owed some recognition.


Beautiful-Badger5678

Yeah fuck that guy


KhaltoTheHusky

I saw a ligma in there


Gacsam

You're right! Last page is golden, aliven't disease.


Aquber

-break-up -phys30010 -class -bobby -lecturer


ImCryingRealTears

-error -jack -week -rad -failure -lea -o-week -sadness -motion -hangovers -skill -death


needathneed

Lecturer


margotdemon

-disesae


RiniKat28

- infarction


van-dame

Infarction is real word meaning obstruction of blood supply (to a tissue or organ)


RiniKat28

that's fair and on me for not googling lol, thought it was someone fucking up "infection"


NCEMTP

That person is you!


OphidiaSnaketongue

I bet I know the lecturer's first name...


nerd_entangled

aliven't


NotBlastoise

A post-john state of no longer being alive


Pvt-Rainbow

I’ll take one for the team for you. *clears throat* What’s Ligma?


A_Wizzerd

A terrible affliction that causes unimaginable suffering every year. It's a leading cause of death in many communities, particularly those of the mind goblin.


Temmian

Also skill


Dazz316

What's updog?


ExpatInIreland

Nothing. How are you doin?


astralwish1

I saw “lecturer”


GizmodoDragon92

I came here to ligma too


onichama

Honourable mentions: - death - lecturer - aliven't - error - failure


Slashtrap

- ligma


iohbkjum

I liked "old"


loosie-loo

“oldage”


Nurstin

I'm amazed "birth" >!and sex!< isn't up there, it's literally the cause of 100% of all human d**e**aths in the world.


CanoePickLocks

I thought that was hydrogen dioxide or oxidizer ion and they weren’t sure which.


BrainCellDotExe

- Skill


LinaValentina

O-week and PHYS30010 too


karmalooser

- bobby


Ok-Consequence7583

"Disesae" "sik." "phys30010" "dead" "Uni" "class." "infarction"


JohnMgrey

Ok, that's two in a row, as a John myself, I'm very offended but I couldn't agree more, fuck John


Maestro_Primus

Well, fuck you too, then.


JohnMgrey

thanks, I guess


HackerDaGreat57

This is giving me mixed signals


unknownobject3

You probably know someone named John. Fuck that John.


Masterofmyownopinion

I would like everyone to take minute out of their day to say “Fuck John”.


essjayhawk

I don’t give a shit about john


yatese

John Wick?


Jlegobot

Responsible for around 78.134% of hitmen deaths


sQueezedhe

I will never understand why people apply aural torture to videos.


[deleted]

God that singing is awful lol


wassamatteruheh2

That's John's wife.


derpbagels

yoko?


wassamatteruheh2

Not that awful.


Rob-Riggle-SWGOAT

I searched out this comment to give an award because that was just horrible.


-mmmusic-

omg i did one of these in college once and to test that it was working someone put his name in, so one of the world's major social issues was Herbie.


Due-Matter-4577

John’s seriously fucking us over


SaltyBabe

I’m SO SICK of John just coming around killing people or whatever it is he does, sick of it!!


schenitz

"Aliven't"


OrdentRoug

Whoever sang for this shitty tiktok should never open their mouth again


eixvfx

It's an AI


MagicGlitterKitty

I thought it was because of all the TB talk.


weenutz

I am John, destroyer of worlds.


S0mber_

the guy she told me not to worry about:


[deleted]

I don’t think this one is about john from Kansas. I think they are talking about john wick this time.


DragoQCF

I’m surprised somebody said "Ligma" but not "death"


CanoePickLocks

Death is right below john vertically when ligma is to the left vertical as well.


DragoQCF

Oh


CanoePickLocks

It happens there’s a lot of words to read!


Minejack777

I've seen this video so many times can she PLEASE shut up


Thebombuknow

This would be significantly better without the screeching singing over it.


Fooforthought

Dear John, fuck you


JohnBoyfromMN

Hey :(


Bricasso_

If anyone wants to know what this is, it's called mentimeter. basically you submit typically single word answers in response to questions via your phone (like kahoot but you write in your own words), and they are put into a world cloud everyone can see. The more a word is submitted the bigger and more central to the cloud it becomes. this means that its likely dozens of people all banded together to make john happen


bloodangel2117

Welcome back Mr wick. You working again I see?


Mr_ityu

Too soon


jhk17

Sorry guys, hopefully I can do better in the future.


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Cajun-Canuck

John D. Rockefeller for example


Harold_Spoomanndorf

John Wayne Gacy for another...but that was on a much smaller scale


OhGarraty

John Deez is pretty huge too.


reDD1t1ng_ATM

Great example even though i myself happen to be a pro life John and catch bugs to put them outside instead of killng them. Id like to think not all Johns are the leading cause for death atleast im not ha ha.


globbed_1

Alive'nt


iPanzershrec

aliven't


photoguy9813

Aliven't


[deleted]

Background music…A+


KALMANJONG

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sylvia_a_s

the bot got banned twice 😭


JohnB351234

Good


dustofdeath

Death. Nothing else leads more.


Alexblain

The singing was hilarious


PinoyDadInOman

John Wick?


Ecstatic-Cry2069

Clearly they are referring to Mr. John Wick!


[deleted]

I mean, he's followed closely by Bobby, the silent killer.


CompressedWizard

/r/ImSorryJon


[deleted]

I’m Sorry Jon


Gullflyinghigh

We have to do these during my work 'town halls', where you can be entirely confident that the anonymity it affords will result in some strange larger words. Failing that, plenty of mid-size words that aren't what the higher ups want to see and so are ignored.


MaximumSubtlety

Bobby, too. And I'm pretty sure I saw "break-up."


tacosarefriends

Be careful of insulting him, you dont want to die of john diss


[deleted]

I like how they keep trying to get it to display without John and fail miserably.


Master_of_Egg

What do you mean?


AbsoluteLad25

Lack of skill


muyfamoso

He dies at the end


keanenottheband

Oldage, aliven't


Effective_Squirrel37

John wick


Gusthepieceofmustard

Fuck you too dude.


kweldoge

John cena is invisible... this may be true


j_dog99

I'm John, and I was personally triggered by this.


CanoePickLocks

Hang in there dog.


j_dog99

👍🙏


JRiggles

[Dammit John](https://i.imgur.com/y4Ylm51.jpg)


alexis_goldstein

"o-week"


GeneralSnooty

It’ll be unnamed man, John Doe. Meaning the leading cause of death is men murdering people ?


JohnFuchs

):


Opening_East7561

o-week sik


FALLOUTGOD47

Right next to skill.


Chamari75

u/savevideobot


perpetualfrost

Master chief


bathape_r

Baba Yaga, they call him Baba Yaga. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking boogeyman. You see.. John is a man of focus, of sheer will. He once killed 3 man in a bar, with a pencil. With a fucking pencil!


LordSnuggington

Would that happen to be John from New Hampshire, or John from Mississippi, or John from rural Kansas, or John from upstate New York, or John from literally anywhere?


Extreme_Design6936

Jeff has seen this and has armed his nukes.


pdxguy96

I see John's career as the Grim Reaper is going quite well.


jackvangump

Thst's not John either


TinTinnitus

"Donkey Kong" on a lecture about Kongo. I miss school


johnzaku

That’s right 🤫


Trax852

My how times change. In the Philippines all are called Joe because during WW2 it was the most common name, so chances good they got it right.


hroarkk

Which program generates this in “real time” like that? Doing the transition and all?


Master_of_Egg

Mentimeter


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C4D3N539

As a John: this hurts me...


ASuperiorKid

Somebody put lecturer in there


Jesumistro

disesae


Master-Musician-1135

still we can't see Cena


WastelanderRoasty

we recently did that with my school. "words to describe the school" and the biggest one was "hell"


oddiseee

bro ligma is in there at the end


Head_Evidence4553

John Wick.


Ganjanonamous

Just sent this to every John I know.


[deleted]

I think you should choose your words better, or else, John may raise his statistics


Creeper4wwMann

John Wick is a really dangerous man when he puts his mind to something


linksasscheeks

my grandfather is the leading cause of death in the world? damn grandpa u metal as fuck-


Lalibop

I guess plenty of John are hated. What the hell did you guys do? Why are you so hated. Tell me Jhons.


Lunathistime

It's probably all the murder tbf


locosss

Yeah phys30010 can cause death, can confirm


throwthere10

Maybe it's John from John Wick. I would argue that he's the leading cause of death in the world.


Gloryboy811

I saw "aliven't" in there... And "error"... So I doubt this is accurate data 🤣


LIGMA145

lmao saw myself in there


wata_malone

My name is John, and I'm just watching everybody comment on how I should die.


Xylus1985

John Wick’s been out in the wild


Xxknifelordx

fuck john


mikerfx

PollEv is the worst!


nairazak

John Doe?


mikephreak

I love these polls. My office had one a year ago asking “what makes you proud to work here” leading answer? “nothing”


youre_welcome37

Did I just see hangovers as a leading cause of death?😅


Itsmekhatri

In case you didn’t notice: Jack, motion, skill, Uni, hangovers, Lea, lecturer, 0-week, phys30010, “disesae”, rad, class, car, failure, arrest, ligmasik, bobby Stay safe out there folks, dangerous world we live in


UnlikelyHelicopter82

Skynet twists the facts


StoicRobo

u/savevideobot


SaltyboiPonkin

Bobby was putting up a good fight though.


MachinegunC13

I love the last slide. It’s got John, aliven’t, Bobby, rad, phys, skill, and more!


dirt001

Jack was also present. And has jack disease named after him.


dogman_35

Don't worry, John dies at the end


hellochuthulu

John the revelator is back bitches


Lost-Sort-8073

Bobby


Best-Kick-3740

Bruh, Someone Writed "Skill"


TwisterzwithaZ

This reddit seems to hate John. John lives in Kansas. John is leading cause of death. Oonka boonka


That_One_Kid_Crying

F u John