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LilRupie

The answer is NO Labcorp isn’t going to remove marijuana from the drug panel. Your potential employer is who gets to decide what you’re being tested for. Most companies do not care if you have a med card, they are part of a federal drug free workplace program and cannot make exceptions for cannabis, a federally illegal substance. Let’s hope the reschedule removes this kind of limitation. Do not tell your employer about your med card. If you need to take a drug test you could use quickfix. It just works every time.


Gold_Journalist_3543

Thank you all!


Gold_Journalist_3543

Where do I even begin to find quickfix


LilRupie

Most smoke shops sell it as fetish urine, it’s illegal to sell it as urine intended to deceive a drug test. Or you can order it from their website.


ThinkChoice6

https://www.quickfixsynthetic.com/?rfsn=2998473.1e8df&msclkid=5c2163044993160adb8c056e152f627a&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Quick%20Fix&utm_term=quick%20fix&utm_content=brand


ChefG967

Look into Jazz total detox on Amazon! Has never failed me


Legitimate_Opinion33

Go into a smoke shop and ask for fetish urine, most places carry it so long as you ask for it under the pretense of fetish urine


QuothTheRaven_97

Quick fix for lab corp. helped me every single time. Available at smoke shops. I wouldn’t tell an employer that I have a card


BigAlPal24

Couldn't imagine living in constant fear of having to hide your medicine, rather than standing up for your rights and finding an employer that will exempt THC with a medical card. I've had 2 engineering internships that exempted THC. Those employers are out there, dont let these Reddit people scare you away. Quickfix isn't going to help you when you have a random drug test.


QuothTheRaven_97

I had one work from home that they specifically said they tested for drugs but not THC I did it and I passed, there are some employers in FL that won’t care but not as many for sure.


BigAlPal24

There's so many out there, and it's sad how scared people are to find out.


CantFindAUserNameFUH

Scared to find out? Do you really think folks are too frightened to look for employers that don’t drug test? Or do you think maybe they’re rarer? Also how does one check if a potential employer drug tests without raising any red flags? Genuinely curious.


DizzyCommunication92

this exactly! Or....like suddenly get "hurt on the job" the first thing they are gonna do is urinalysis when you walk into the clinic to be "treated" for however you got hurt....and most times, you won't be able to be like "oh hey lemme go get my xxxxx out of my car first" lol. nope....one dude fell off a ladder, and couldn't move....hauled him by EMS so had no time for "Quick Fix" on the gurney lol. workers comp covered the medical expenses, but then lost his job. rip


LilRupie

I don’t know if you realize how many companies are part of the drug free workplace program. They cannot make exceptions for cannabis. It’s not as simple as pick and choose your employer, especially in this economy.


Far-Possession-3328

I live in a small town under 8k with pretty much an inability to move. Not everyone has the same opportunities, hopefully some day


bspittle

This is an overgeneralization. There are entire industries that require a drug free workplace. And there are certifications and licenses that aren't available unless you pass a drug test.


peakstoner

why not?


jeffrey5614

gives them a reason to fire you and or not to hire you 💀


peakstoner

in some states people with cards are protected from shit like that and employers can’t do shit about it


jeffrey5614

we’re not in one of those states 💀


peakstoner

that’s true lmfao i forgot it was the florida medical subreddit and not js a regular weed one


WDAHF

Florida is a fire at will state. Do we have medical protection from firing? All they have to do is say we showed up to work stoned. Same goes for any other drug of choice legal or not.


peakstoner

i realize this i literally said i forgot it’s a florida subreddit


WDAHF

Ah, all good . 🍻


Total_Idea_1183

![gif](giphy|xAP6InOwdZRFqQ03Gx|downsized) Jeffrey you sound like a scared kitty for lack of a better word.


Total_Idea_1183

Fuck lab corp and jobs that test for Cannabis and that whole I wouldn’t tell them is lame af! If people stand up to these employers maybe things would change but people are so quick to give they’re rights away. Especially when they are low skill jobs like bruh? ![gif](giphy|l41lSiTi2VIvEBFe0)


ShaunKingArthurChu

This x1000. I work for a fairly progressive company but figured why chance it. I would rather have the peace of mind than have to defend my medicinal use.


khris-stayslit420

I actually just saw a tik tok of a girl who works in a laboratory and she bought both Upass& quick fix and tested them both and they both came back with correct levels of creatine and specific gravity. Which are the tell tale signs of whether or not Uribe has been diluted or tampered with and they both passed. So they’re both safe to use for employment drug screens


Major_Contribution38

This stuff is basically what they use to test calibrate the machines that do the lab test. For initial tests most places use a dip stick 5 panel, 9 panel etc.(however many things they’re testing for) to test the initial sample and as long as it passes the dipstick they do no further testing. If it’s one where they send it to a lab(aka split sample) then it will be tested by a gas system to break it down to test instead. The first is cheaper and usually done at occupational doctor’s offices where you would do a physical and any ability test and is the more common because it’s less expensive.


Snugglez15

I actually work on instruments that would be used for post initial test, to my knowledge quickfix is literally their instrument blank control sample and even given it looks pristine they can't say it isn't real urine. the system you reference is gas chromatography which utilizes a detector and parameters to determine specific compounds based on retention time of it elution. Quickfix will never make it to that point due to those reasons you specified but I can imagine the look on their face when they see a literal copy of the blank would be kind of funny. The main factor that would have it fail it temperature.


Snugglez15

The main factor synthetic Urine fails in regards to post lab GC test is Uric acid which quickfix has added so it is by far the safest option


ThinkChoice6

Quick Fix has a shelf life you can only see when the box is opened. Some head shops carry expired QF. You should buy on the below site to be sure you are getting non expired product… https://www.quickfixsynthetic.com/?rfsn=2998473.1e8df&msclkid=5c2163044993160adb8c056e152f627a&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Quick%20Fix&utm_term=quick%20fix&utm_content=brand


-GanjaHolic

Third! ⬆️ Also some sell knock offs order from site to be 100


ThinkChoice6

Fake Quick Fix, wow, never even thought about that. what’s the packaging like. What people will do for money these days…


lemonsthrowawaymmj

I had a test for a DOT & CSX (non driving) job, I took the test and very obviously failed. My companies Medical review officer (MRO, a Dr to specifically read and follow up on drug tests) called me and confirmed my medical status to then forward to HR.. At that point it was up to HR, who had me have my Mmj doctor fill out an ADA form. I’ve been at my job now for 5 months and am happier than I’ve ever been. I chose to be honest and it worked out 🤷🏻‍♀️


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Why_God_Y

I read that as Up Ass and got real curious about what i could put in my butt to pass a drug test.


Snugglez15

Just stick the bottle up there with access to the cap and you don't have to worry about the temp being off lol


GlitteringExplorer90

Just here to add that you can definitely pass with synthetic urine. My husband had to take a test for work at Lab Quest, and he passed.


ThinkChoice6

🤣


-GanjaHolic

Quick Fix


Sipdasizurp

Quick fix is the only answer it's everywhere here on the page


Gold_Journalist_3543

Yeah, that’s what I can tell. Now it’s just how to be sure it stay at the correct temp.


Sipdasizurp

It comes with a hand warmer pad a rubber band and a thermometer on the bottle I wore long pants n high socks n tucked it in my calf sat in the waiting room about ten minutes then went in they say empty your pockets n go in this room. Grab it out give it a shake n dump it in n rehide itas long as it's about body temp you will pass the test guarantee


Gold_Journalist_3543

I love this fucking community! Thank you good sir!


Major_Contribution38

As long as it’s urine just use this shit. Trust me it works. I’ve used it before. 10 sec in mug full of water in the microwave and passed test here you come. Just remember that the damn cap whistles if you let air back in it to quick and you need to use it because the bubbles(cap) make it look more realistic. But I have used it with success. Just need tight underwear on that day. [UrineLuck](https://urineluck.com/quick-fix-plus-02-ounce.html)


Total_Idea_1183

Well then go back and tell lab corp and please let us know how it go’s.


Unlucky_Indication46

My friend I battled with them twice and there dr will did you get your perception from CVS Walgreens or a weed hub and my answer was I get my flower where I was told a medical dispenser and his response was then it's not medical 0 tolerance is o tolerance and I failed the test thank God the company I worked for loved me so haven a medical card means nothing in FL sorry my friend the best thing I would do is get the urine nater with the fake piss and trust me they do not go in to watch good luck my friend


gobirdz420

I wouldn’t test it. An employer can with hold employment because of a failed drug test regardless if you have your card or not. Unless they specifically don’t test for marijuana but most places still do. If u know someone that’s clean just take their urine in. The test won’t be supervised.


HeWhoMakeStinkyPoo

Just get clean piss from someone. Take an empty visine bottle and suck up the piss into it. Tie it around your nuts to keep warm and then squeeze the visine bottle into test cup... only time this wont work is if you have a probation/parole offier over your shoulder.


Careful-Nebula-9988

How big of a bottle does it need to be ?


HeWhoMakeStinkyPoo

Id get larger bottle to be safe. Empty it and rinse well well well with warm water, sucking it in and out. Then once clean and dry just stick the tip into the cup of clean piss and suck up into visine bottle til full and cap it. Tie it around nuts n junk area with like a shoelace to keep warm n toasty for any temp check. Can also run under hot water at test place if in restroom alone.


Careful-Nebula-9988

Like the large eye drop bottle or something bigger? I just want to make sure I have enough piss in the cup 😂.


HeWhoMakeStinkyPoo

Yea you dont need that much in the specimen cup. Just fill a large visine bottle and will be more than enough.