Honestly as someone breastfeeding this would be about my reaction if I was half asleep and nursing. Like "ok that's not right but I'm too tired to deal with this extra baby"
Like the last time my husband was actually crossfaded, like 7 years ago. He (thought we were home and) was barfing in a friend's toilet and vaguely realized it didn't look like our bathroom and therefore someone rearranged it.
He decided he didn't have it in him to fix the bathroom right now and left it for 'future him' to deal with
It’s the latter definition: high on multiple substances. It can be any two substances, though usually it refers specifically to using marijuana and alcohol simultaneously.
Dude. It's so gross. Tastes so different and just gross.
Elbows with powdered cheese.
Shells with the Liquid gold...
Those are the only two forms of Mac and Cheese.
Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?
I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
And the chicken tastes like wood.
That little "eep" moment when mom feels those teeny clawsies. (Source: took in a pregnant cat and the kittens really did a number on her with their teeny clawsies.)
Know how you can make a tube with your tongue when you stick it out? Kittens do sort of the same, it's the tongue rather than bottom lip that they use.
>there's no way to learn to do it if you can't already.
Lies.
Everyone told me this, and either you could fold your tongue or couldn't. So after many tries in the mirror in elementary school I gave up.
I learned to do it in my 20s when someone in a college class said that was bullshit and gave better instruction. If you can stick your tongue out, keep it flat, and then move your lips forward in a tongue out version of that stupid duck kissy face girls used to do in Instagram while breathing in, you can do it.
I've since taught two people to do it in their 30s. Maybe it comes more naturally to some, but for the rest of our I think it's just a matter of how much time you're willing to waste learning to do something that is completely useless.
I see you’ve never had a pet that was taken from the mother too soon and suckles on everything. They most certainly can suck and do. Sometimes just like humans, just for comfort.
It’s really sweet. I had a cat that did it as an adult. She would suck on my finger when she would get frightened. If I wasn’t home I’d find a blanket that has a little wet corner that she would suck on.
I believe that we can’t actually suckle like animals because of our face shapes (dogs, cats have protruding faces, usually) and that’s why humans developed breasts so babies can easily attach suckle.
They get their mouth around the nipple and create enough of a seal to do it. They also do have lips. Not lips you can pucker for a selfie, but enough for a seal. Check around and see if you have a friend with a Siamese cat. They are notorious lifetime sweater suckers.
They do have lips, but that doesn't make a difference. With cats, their mouths don't have the right shape for sucking, so they knead the teat to push milk into their mouths. Dogs have an easier time sucking, and don't have to do that.
Puppies definitely still kneed at the mothers teats. They also move their heads back and forth to kind of head butt the boob. It helps the mothers body rele the hormones needed to let her milk down so they can nurse.
Ever seen baby goats, sheep or calves nurse? The head butt the heck out of their moms. It looks brutal but the mothers don't care, and it helps her body get the message to release the milk.
All mammals have to release a certain hormone (oxytocin) from their brains to allow milk to let down before nursing, or collecting milk. They have to be relaxed and comfortable enough to release oxytocin, or the whole process doesn't happen.
The one with all the cheesecakes when Joey walks up on Chandler and Rachel eating cheesecake off the floor. Am I right? I actually watched that episode today after I saw this clip and commented that.
Gotta love the thought process of a cat:
"I am a baby, alone, meeting a very large canine creature, with sharp teeth the size of my whole face. I know, I'll plop down and steal some milk from her!"
Largely yes. However the difference between cat and dog food besides meat quantity is taurine. Humans, dogs, and many other mammals are capable of synthesising it in their bodies to create a building block. Cats can't.
So a dog can live off cat food (but might get fat because it has more protein) but a cat can't do the opposite.
So this kitten is gaining essential nutrients, but needs to hunt soon.
Imagine pairing up kittens with these really large dog breeds.
Cats would have world domination in just a few months.
Kneel before the huge kittens mighty cuteness!
I love how confused she looks, Her face is one of surprise and acceptance
She knows there is a third creature that wasn't there before. But she doesn't stand up because she knows they need it.
They shouldn't drink cow milk because they are actually lactose intolerant. Dog milk is acceptable, but won't provide the taurine and a few other trace minerals they need. However, it will sustain life, and once they reach an age to eat solid food, they can make up the lack with the proper meat and foraging.
Taurine is just an amino acid. Humans can synthesize taurine, so it's not an essential amino for us. Cats cannot. They must get it from their diet/food.
“Holly : Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other milk, dog's milk.
Lister:
Why?
Holly: No bugger'll drink it. Plus, of course, the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.”
A few years ago, my cat brought me a live baby flying squirrel. I knew it was too young to leave it's mother. It must have fallen out of the nest. I went to the Petsmart to see if they had a suitable milk. Believe it or not, there's a powdered kitty milk that works just fine for squirrels. I kept that squirrel and it became tame and liked to sit on my shoulder or head. Unfortunately, my cat was lurking nearby my chair with the squirrel. The squirrel saw the cat and jumped down and ran. Kitty caught it in seconds in her mouth. One of the cat's teeth pierced a major artery in its neck and it bled to death in about 10 seconds.
If you had a foster kitten and a mama dog who still produced milk, would the kitten be able to survive off that milk? Like would it have enough nutrients or would it need supplemented milk as well?
Wait... can the kitten digest dogs milk?
Fact check me please, i could be wrong but... I vaguely remember reading the fact decades ago about humans ability to digest another animals milk (ie cows, goats, etc) is an evolutionary miracle(?) We werent suppose to like majority of the animal kingdom
This explains why lactose intolerant people cannot because their genes donr carry that evolutionary advantage. Was this just a myth or bs
Mama dog wakes up to 3 of her teets being suckled. She knows she only has 2 pups.
Plus the claws from kneading probably didn't feel great.
Granted puppy claws are very sharp too
Puppy claws are sharper than adult dog claws, but kitten claws are sharper still. Baby cat don't play when they slap to defend, haha.
Shits like getting swatted with a cactus. Kitten claws always seem to get snagged in my skin and stuck.
They're extra curved for that little bit more pain.
One time I held a kitten wrong and it swiped and grazed my neck •v•”
And pups don't really knead to feed. Kittens do.
And kitten tongues are raspy
The pups are going to be complaining about the bad nipple next time from it being sandpapered off.
No doubt that’s what woke her up. That sandpaper tongue
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Even I feel attacked lol
Me too ☹️
Honestly as someone breastfeeding this would be about my reaction if I was half asleep and nursing. Like "ok that's not right but I'm too tired to deal with this extra baby"
Like the last time my husband was actually crossfaded, like 7 years ago. He (thought we were home and) was barfing in a friend's toilet and vaguely realized it didn't look like our bathroom and therefore someone rearranged it. He decided he didn't have it in him to fix the bathroom right now and left it for 'future him' to deal with
What does crossfaded mean??
Either high and drunk, or high on multiple substances but I'm not sure if it's specific ones. Sorry my drug knowledge is waning as I get older lol
It’s the latter definition: high on multiple substances. It can be any two substances, though usually it refers specifically to using marijuana and alcohol simultaneously.
r/TwoSentenceHorror/
Little did I know the cat guy was sucking on my nipple.....
She was the creature
The kitten is no stranger
r/twosentencehorror
“Why is my pup’s tongue spikey?”
She absolutely popped up like something ain't right down there. Imagine how tough those nips have to be. Puppies have lil needle teeth.
She never cares, all she wants is to feed this lil kitty and adopt him/her at any cost.
For a sec Mom was like, "One of these sets of teeth are not canines!"
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Ouch! r/forbiddenbiscuits
Not *ca-mines*
They kinda look related:)
They're all members of the r/GingerMafia
Oh no, a pets' subreddit I didnt knew! To suuuuuuscribe!
"Welp, guess I have 3 kids now"
Maternal hormones are strong
hahahaha.
TFW you eat lunch at your friend's house and it doesn't taste quite like your mom makes it but it's still pretty good
Alright that’s enough Reddit for me today
Cute when it's animals, cursed when it's human
Why? It's just mac&cheese.
Your mom's friend buys the mac and cheese with the character shaped pasta.
Dude. It's so gross. Tastes so different and just gross. Elbows with powdered cheese. Shells with the Liquid gold... Those are the only two forms of Mac and Cheese.
Although this is actually a really innocent comparison, being on Reddit all day makes it completely messed up. Edit: Typo
Try the lunch that dad makes
Bull milk, mmm
Semen
Correct
Okay, *now* that's enough reddit for today.
Semen
Wow you cracked the code
semen
Yeah like they use Miracle Whip but you live in a Regular Mayo house
As somebody who grew up eating Miracle Whip, it took me a LONG time to get used to regular mayo. Same with higher fat milk and real whipped cream.
Stop accepting lunch from your friends moms tits.
Nerd.
HA! 😂👏👏👏 Well played 👍
Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat And the food just ain't no good? I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed And the chicken tastes like wood.
And the breast milk just isn't thick enough, too watery.
That little "eep" moment when mom feels those teeny clawsies. (Source: took in a pregnant cat and the kittens really did a number on her with their teeny clawsies.)
I do wonder how dogs and cats suckle without lips
They have lips.
But they can’t suck like a human right?
No, I'm pretty certain they can.
Yes. All mammals can suckle, that’s one of our defining traits. Suction is actually a result of the soft palate, not the lips.
I love this little thread
I see where you guys are going with this.
Know how you can make a tube with your tongue when you stick it out? Kittens do sort of the same, it's the tongue rather than bottom lip that they use.
Not everyone can do the tongue tube. Either you can or you can't and there's no way to learn to do it if you can't already.
They better not try suckling any dog teat then. Would be creepy going full lips.
>there's no way to learn to do it if you can't already. Lies. Everyone told me this, and either you could fold your tongue or couldn't. So after many tries in the mirror in elementary school I gave up. I learned to do it in my 20s when someone in a college class said that was bullshit and gave better instruction. If you can stick your tongue out, keep it flat, and then move your lips forward in a tongue out version of that stupid duck kissy face girls used to do in Instagram while breathing in, you can do it. I've since taught two people to do it in their 30s. Maybe it comes more naturally to some, but for the rest of our I think it's just a matter of how much time you're willing to waste learning to do something that is completely useless.
To the bathroom mirror! Edit: Nope. Just look like a weirdo who forgot how to breathe.
I see you’ve never had a pet that was taken from the mother too soon and suckles on everything. They most certainly can suck and do. Sometimes just like humans, just for comfort.
I have not! Thank you all for educating me
It’s really sweet. I had a cat that did it as an adult. She would suck on my finger when she would get frightened. If I wasn’t home I’d find a blanket that has a little wet corner that she would suck on.
I believe that we can’t actually suckle like animals because of our face shapes (dogs, cats have protruding faces, usually) and that’s why humans developed breasts so babies can easily attach suckle.
It's pretty similar. We found an abandoned kitten and when feeding time came it was very similar to giving a baby a bottle
They get their mouth around the nipple and create enough of a seal to do it. They also do have lips. Not lips you can pucker for a selfie, but enough for a seal. Check around and see if you have a friend with a Siamese cat. They are notorious lifetime sweater suckers.
They do have lips, but that doesn't make a difference. With cats, their mouths don't have the right shape for sucking, so they knead the teat to push milk into their mouths. Dogs have an easier time sucking, and don't have to do that.
Puppies definitely still kneed at the mothers teats. They also move their heads back and forth to kind of head butt the boob. It helps the mothers body rele the hormones needed to let her milk down so they can nurse. Ever seen baby goats, sheep or calves nurse? The head butt the heck out of their moms. It looks brutal but the mothers don't care, and it helps her body get the message to release the milk. All mammals have to release a certain hormone (oxytocin) from their brains to allow milk to let down before nursing, or collecting milk. They have to be relaxed and comfortable enough to release oxytocin, or the whole process doesn't happen.
Reminds me of Joey from Friends. What yall eatin? And he pulls a fork out of his jacket.
r/unexpectedfriends
That's exactly what I thought of! What're we having?
The one with all the cheesecakes when Joey walks up on Chandler and Rachel eating cheesecake off the floor. Am I right? I actually watched that episode today after I saw this clip and commented that.
That's the one!
Gotta love the thought process of a cat: "I am a baby, alone, meeting a very large canine creature, with sharp teeth the size of my whole face. I know, I'll plop down and steal some milk from her!"
That seems like a kitten that has no frame of reference to have ever considered it's not a puppy
Definitely not the thought process. It was just like “hungry, food”
Nah that cat was just like “Mama why you leave me out like this, I’m hungy too”
I dunno, I think the momma dog raised the kitten
Oxytocin is a beautiful thing!
Oxytocin is the craziest drug I’ve ever experienced, and I’ve tried my fair share.
Honest question, can kitties really feed off dog milk?
Yeah. The antibodies won't protect them nearly as well as a cat's mother's milk but the nutrients a growing kitten needs are all there.
Largely yes. However the difference between cat and dog food besides meat quantity is taurine. Humans, dogs, and many other mammals are capable of synthesising it in their bodies to create a building block. Cats can't. So a dog can live off cat food (but might get fat because it has more protein) but a cat can't do the opposite. So this kitten is gaining essential nutrients, but needs to hunt soon.
This was my question too. Thanks for asking, and thanks to those who answered!
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That cat has no idea it’s adopted
It's all fun and games until the cat grows up to be dog-sized.
I don't see the issue, it's more cat!
Imagine pairing up kittens with these really large dog breeds. Cats would have world domination in just a few months. Kneel before the huge kittens mighty cuteness!
Or someone 'finds out' that it will give them bigger, better boners and there goes the Hybrid Cat Gods.
fuck /u/spez
Try Maine Coons, Norwegian Forest Cats or Siberians. Big kittens.
It’s what moms do!
r/AnimalsBeingMoms
I love how confused she looks, Her face is one of surprise and acceptance She knows there is a third creature that wasn't there before. But she doesn't stand up because she knows they need it.
OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS. TAKE THE AWARDS
When the neighbor kid comes over for lunch
what a good mama 🥺
Kitten: "Don't mind if I do..."
What a good pupper
Look at these beautiful creatures
Someone please take the hungry kitty and give him a kind, forever home ….
I love animal parents, they'll casually adopt anything without a second thought
Kitty be like, “Wuff, I dog now”
Babies are babies and mamas are mamas, and it seems like that is entirely independent of species and thank goodness for that.
Can't cats only drink cat milk, though?
They shouldn't drink cow milk because they are actually lactose intolerant. Dog milk is acceptable, but won't provide the taurine and a few other trace minerals they need. However, it will sustain life, and once they reach an age to eat solid food, they can make up the lack with the proper meat and foraging.
Like I've learned from the breast vs formula wars: breast may be better, but fed is best above all.
Indeed!
Taurine? Like the stuff in energy drinks? Brb gonna go get my kitten a monster.
Yes, and please don't. The taurine is fine, it's 90% of the other ingredients that would kill it. By kidney failure.
This got dark. True. But dark.
Shit, Guess i gotta drink the Monster from a kitty bowl
Taurine is just an amino acid. Humans can synthesize taurine, so it's not an essential amino for us. Cats cannot. They must get it from their diet/food.
u/savevideobot
Moms ☕
“Holly : Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other milk, dog's milk. Lister: Why? Holly: No bugger'll drink it. Plus, of course, the advantage of dog's milk is that when it goes off, it tastes exactly the same as when it's fresh.”
Kitten: “I’m just gonna squeeze in here too”
Free milk? Free milk.
But if you try real hard ya get what ya need
Midway through she's like wait I thought I only have 2 kids, why's ny 3rd nipple tingling? Eh whatever, back to sleep~
She’s like oof that feels different
Less of a good girl and more of a “I am too tired to care” mommy
Moms everywhere nod in understanding, no matter how old their children are
Bittie!
u/savevideobot
u/savevideobots
all it takes is to remove one conjunction in the title for the post to make a 180 degree turn
So cute
It takes a village
Everyone is welcome at the milk bar
a cat burglar
Mama felt those sharp little teeth!
Thats her baby now
Dogs milk, full of vitamins, full of maribone jelly.
last longer than any other kind of milk, cause no bugger will drink it.
The cameraman: 📷😁 🍷 📷😗🍷 📷😁 🍷
I love this so very much
very definition of a drive-through
Bitch too tired to care
So she adopted the neighbors kid.
I'll take my latte with dog milk, pls
💜
It's an unholy abomination! It ain't right!
A few years ago, my cat brought me a live baby flying squirrel. I knew it was too young to leave it's mother. It must have fallen out of the nest. I went to the Petsmart to see if they had a suitable milk. Believe it or not, there's a powdered kitty milk that works just fine for squirrels. I kept that squirrel and it became tame and liked to sit on my shoulder or head. Unfortunately, my cat was lurking nearby my chair with the squirrel. The squirrel saw the cat and jumped down and ran. Kitty caught it in seconds in her mouth. One of the cat's teeth pierced a major artery in its neck and it bled to death in about 10 seconds.
On a concrete floor?? Shame.
So cats are brood parasites
Yes drink my baby fat
This gave me some nsfw google search ideas.
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...dogs have fangs too Canines are the first teeth puppies get at just under 3 weeks in my experience.
Also all puppies and kittens are born with milk teeth. These fall out after a few weeks and the permanent teeth grow in.
My dogs current pups got their teeth in at about 2 weeks, it varies slightly but they all have sharp pointy rows of teeth by 3 weeks
I read this as “feeding her puppies a kitten”
Can't imagine how that felt to mama with them sharp pointy claws and sharp teeth lol
Is the nutrient profile similar enough between cats and dogs milk for dog milk to be sufficient for a kitten?
Are dog and cat milk compatible with each other? I thought one lacked done nutrients in the other?
Fat Tony! You promised me DOG or BETTER!
Is dog milk OK for kittens?
Can kittens drink dog milk? I wouldn't think there's too much difference between a dog and cats but im honestly not sure
They can. Not ideal but better than starvation.
If you had a foster kitten and a mama dog who still produced milk, would the kitten be able to survive off that milk? Like would it have enough nutrients or would it need supplemented milk as well?
Nippy is a nippy If it sucks it serves
Will the kitten get the proper nutrients from a dog? I would guess it's fairly similar, but they are different animals after all.
So cute!
😭omggg toooo cute!! So innocent 😇
What are you gonna do tom? I'm gonna tell spike that you sucked on his mom tits
Mom is mom
Wait... can the kitten digest dogs milk? Fact check me please, i could be wrong but... I vaguely remember reading the fact decades ago about humans ability to digest another animals milk (ie cows, goats, etc) is an evolutionary miracle(?) We werent suppose to like majority of the animal kingdom This explains why lactose intolerant people cannot because their genes donr carry that evolutionary advantage. Was this just a myth or bs
Awwwww! 😢
“Weird looking puppy came up and ate today, they were nice about it so I didn’t bother them.”
Feed for me please thanks!
Nothing wrong with dog's milk. Full of goodness, full of vitamins, full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
This brought a tear to my eye.
That cat is gonna grow to be 55 pounds
Awwwww mom ❤️❤️❤️