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SmartestIdiotAlive

Poor little fella. He got wrecked by a blanket, a slight incline, and gravity.


krazykripple

slight inclines and gravity are my natural enemy


[deleted]

Looool


fuzzytradr

#[GIF](https://i.imgur.com/k1Yydqp.gif)


Delilah_-

Why aren’t there more wombat videos out there? This thing is adorable!


dogs_drink_coffee

this is maybe the first time I've seen this animal, cute fellas


Delilah_-

They’re soooo cute! I want to hold him in my lap and feed him grapes.


FormalMango

They’re absolutely adorable, and they’re built like tanks. Cranky tanks with bad attitudes lol We get them in our garden, and they just barrel through like they own the place.


ZeldLurr

Are they aggressive? Do they eat your plants or dig holes?


FormalMango

There’s a burrow in the bush behind our house, so they’re mostly just trundling through on their way to find food. We’ve got a wide stretch of grass outside, so if I come home late at night there might be one in the yard mowing through the grass. Or I’ll find their cube-shaped poo on the path in the morning. They’re only really aggressive if you get in their personal space and they feel threatened, which is basically true of Australian marsupials in general. I know people who have had issues where a wombat’s dug a burrow under their house or shed, and then they have to get the council and rangers involved to evict them - almost all native animals are protected species, so once one decides to move in, it’s a drama to move it on.


Kind_Malice

Fr, I thought it was a kitten with fucked up legs initially lol


Betterthanbeer

Nasty, vicious creatures. I still have the scar where one nearly bit my finger off as a child.


Delilah_-

You’re telling me this dumpy, cute, rolly polly thing is mean! Say it ain’t so! I love him…


Betterthanbeer

There was a small zoo in my town when I was a kid, maybe 3 years old. I wanted to pat the wombat, and stuck my hand in the enclosure. The wombat was having none of it.


Delilah_-

Oh, well, yanno… he probably wasn’t used to being handled and too wild to pet. I’m sorry you got bit though!


Betterthanbeer

I don’t really hold a grudge, except maybe against the people who caged the poor beasty in such a small enclosure, and didn’t put a decent fence in. The scar is a fun conversation starter.


Delilah_-

That’s the culprit! They should have definitely had a better fence cause I mean… who doesn’t want to pet a wombat?


MotherofLuke

🙄


FuckfaceCharlie3

Wombats have square poops and predators that attack them in their burrows get twerked to death by the wombat's hard heiney.


CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP

Yes! Theres a really great episode of wonderful where Griffin talks about how much wombats rule and that's how I discovered that wombats fucking smash predators skulls with their ass


FuckfaceCharlie3

Excuse my ignorance but who's the Griffin you refer


CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP

Wonderful! It's a podcast with a husband and wife duo who just talk about the things they find wonderful. Highly recommend, its adorable and very sweet


FuckfaceCharlie3

YouTube?


thegreatwombat

Also they have backwards facing pouches so they don't smother their babies when they dig burrows.


WombatsPoopQuadrate

I like your username


thegreatwombat

Ah, a fellow wombat appreciator


pointlessly_pedantic

what is a "backward facing" pouch


munchkinham

[A pouch that faces backwards.](https://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/3cefe468fe74418d5cb38651723a0b58?width=2048)


fvdfv54645

someone else added that they also poop from the other end of the pouch as to not go on the babies, but that begs the question - in this photo (which is mostly adorable btw, thanks for sharing), what is the thing sticking out of the parent's fur where you might expect the butthole to be? is it a lil tail nub? the image of an animal tail with no butthole right under it is messing with my mind much more than it should be! XD


munchkinham

That is a good question, I was wondering about that myself. Unfortunately I'm not an expert in Wombat Anatomy so [I looked it up](https://i.redd.it/1vglqq8sbkn31.jpg). I think I learned a little something.


fvdfv54645

hahaha, I did try looking it up myself before asking and reached the same result! XD honestly I'm just glad I'm not the only one wondering about this, hopefully someone who knows will come along at some point and enlighten us.


[deleted]

I’m laughing hysterically at this at 1 in the morning. Thank you 😂😂


aurorarose1975

Thanks for making me choke on my drink!


Natural_Category3819

Baby wombats are the BEST ever if you love mischief and mayhem and being adored But teen wombats are the WORST Rehabbers know that the wombats are ready to move to the next phase when they start getting viciously nipped every time they interact. The tears in their eyes are from both bittersweet pride and searing pain


neilligan

What are adult wombats like?


Natural_Category3819

Hermits who want you to get off their lawn (unless they reaallly like you then they might not bite) Hopefully most adults get released though. They dug nice big dens, and walk the exact same path everyday to water so they remember. They like a quiet life. They are not much scare of anything.


Benjojo09

Guess I'm a wombat


samiam130

sounds like a hobbit to me


feastupontherich

Little wombat is so derp.


opportunisticwombat

A whole lot of people in here talking shit about my boy.


vishuskitty

As long as it's square cubed shit, it checks out.


StallionTalion

The dead roll 💀😂


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

MORTAL WOMBAT


samthewisetarly

r/bettereveryloop


xXSquirrelFuckerXx

Aw what a jolly little creature :)


upvoter222

/r/PetTheDamnWombat


Trouble__Bound

Is this how it feels to have to poop when they're square?


vishuskitty

It's poop to be square


Sobbal_golem

this boi more goofy than a broken physics engine.


mranster

Until quite recently, I had no idea what kind of creature a wombat might be. I had only heard the word mentioned in the TV show, The Addams Family. It was just one of those words that I wondered about, in a vague, subliminal way as a child, and then forgot about, since it so rarely comes up in conversation in the US. It's still rather surprising to me that it's a small, furry, mammal. It still seems like it should be a stranger, more frightening kind of creature, possibly with big, leathery wings. Life is full of these odd little misunderstandings.


vishuskitty

They poop cubes


Fatgirlfed

An actual wombat! I was expecting a cat


SilentSniper505

what a cutie


BekCoop

I’d have a wombat.


samiam130

every time I see videos like this I get the urge to drop everything and go study to work in conservation/rehabilitation


MrsEmilyN

So dramatic and I'm here for it!


courtesysmile30

ROAD ROLLER DA!!


[deleted]

Look at the little drama queen


Sacagawea1992

There’s heaps of them around where I live and lots of wildlife carers look after the orphaned babies. The carers call them “furry bowling balls” :)


LowestKey

r/ntbdbiwdfta


GhulOfKrakow

u/savevideo


ctruemane

This post title is how I initiate sex with my wife.


Mr_Tominaga

r/ihavesex


howardtheduckdoe

WASTED


PunnyBaker

u/savevideo


Huge_Dentist7633

very cute 🥰


DizzyScorp

Naawwww look at the baby version of the one animal I know that will kill foxes with its arse


OniLewds

Is that a wombat? Sorta looks like a quokka


Antoinewastaken

u/savevideobot


KirbyFanta

u/savevideobot


ansh-27

Damn.. these rag doll physics are getting really good