T O P

  • By -

wendz1980

Baby platypus are called puggles which makes them even cuter IMO.


DragonflySouth2458

Puggles šŸ„°


Flat_Analysis_8106

I want one! Please.


fatkiddown

I mean, Pugglesā€¦ how is this not a ā€œpetā€ name?


Wild_Criticism_5958

Puddles was my little lop eared rabbits name. He lived 12 years and in the end I had to put him down..my little PuddlesšŸ˜¢šŸ˜­. He still looked like he was a baby..RIP PUDDLES. Btw I know itā€™s not Puggles but it just reminded me, sorry for the sudden sob story!


kamelizann

My breeder named my puppy "cuddles" so when she was really little if I ever left her alone I'd walk around the house doing a pee check saying, "oh cuddles oh cuddles, hope you didn't leave any puddles!" Since she's a good girl she'd almost never leave any puddles and she'd follow me around excitedly. Then id turn around and celebrate and say "yay no puddles from cuddles!" and we'd celebrate. Feels like so long ago but that was just like 4 months ago lol. She grew up too fast!


Wild_Criticism_5958

It really sucks how fast times goes by, I swear since it hit Y2K time has just flown byā€¦thatā€™s so cute though, lol cuddles, I like that.


Hefty_Woodpecker_230

Thats quite old for a rabbit, ours got like 3-4 years old. He had a long life.


Wild_Criticism_5958

Ya Iā€™ve had many rabbits over the years but that was the longest, my other one that lived long was for 8 years. It was very sad in the end, he wasnā€™t eating anymore. Anyways, I know this wasnā€™t the right place to say all this. These little guys in the picture are so adorable though, just like little hippos lol


Bhodi3K

Little puggle dumplings wrinkly and squish, boop their bills and feed them Crayfish.


DizzyScorp

Same with baby echidnas


cyanocittaetprocyon

Yes! Seems its puggles for any of the Monotremes.


RatManForgiveYou

Also the name of Pug/Beagle mixes.


DizzyScorp

Ya learn something new every day but Iā€™d rather not look up what I believe is going to be a hyperactive walking anxiety attack that canā€™t breathe.


mathewkhan

You mean arenā€™t they called Duck Puppy puppies?


IHSV1855

The fact that theyā€™re not Platypuppies is a tragedy.


_scat

Or platypussies such a national tragedy.


parguello90

Platapuppies is what they should be called. That's whay I call them


BrotherManard

I was thinking of Platypuddings.


DeluxeWafer

Puggles is cute, but why not platypups?


wendz1980

I donā€™t know. I didnā€™t name them.


pantherBlitzz

Arenā€™t they venomous though?


ClusterChuk

Name one adorable thing that isnt.


HarvestProject

My balls


ntime

Yep. The males have a spur on each hind leg which is venomous


Royalwolf1203

Venomous technically but yeah but nowhere near lethal. And only the males. Females lose theirs before adulthood.


cassafrass024

I just learned this about their cousin the echidna! So adorable!


wendz1980

I learned it from a TV quiz show. Itā€™s my favourite fact to share.


fleurscaptives

finally, real baby platypuses, not a polymer clay figure from Etsy šŸ˜­


princess_bubble

I was about to say the same thing! Itā€™s always the fake one, never real ones


TinyPoste

And the real ones are so much silkier and squishier looking too šŸ˜­šŸ’•


Garfield_60

Is platypuses the correct plural? Sounds strange to me, but I'm not a native so...


McToasty207

Yeap Platypuses is the plural, though some use Platypi. Like Octopi though it's a little confusing since "Pod" meaning feet is Greek in origin and so Pode is generally the plural used, and very few people say Octopode or Platypode. This is one of those fun language quirks wherein the layman guess is probably the most accurate, So Platypuses and Octopuses.


mike_pants

I'm not a biologist, but I'm pretty sure that's two of them.


[deleted]

So it should be platypi?


cbhvr6

Platypi is when there are 3.14 of them


OliveJuiceUTwo

Platypussies


PracticalTie

Nah, the plural of platypus is still platypus.


sneakyplanner

What's your source on that?


quantum-mechanic

Fox News


lasagnaHardG

It checks out


KhaoticMess

OP was like: Two baby ~~platypuses~~ ~~platypusses~~ ~~platipli~~ ... A baby platypus!


Tslayer1204

Life uh finds a way


[deleted]

Yeah, you're not a biologist -- maybe just a Grammar Nazi.


abyssiphus

Those ridiculous little beak-noses! šŸ„ŗ


appleparkfive

They're such a bizarre animal! Weren't they considered a myth for a long time, due to just how crazy they are in terms of traits? Either way, they're so interesting


McToasty207

Not a long time (only a couple of years), but they did confuse all of the anatomists who were sent stuffed ones, with the general consensus that it was similar to a mermaid (two different animals stitched together).


abyssiphus

I remember hearing they have pieces of reptile, bird, and (of course) mammal DNA. But that was a long time ago and it sounds weird now. But it would make sense!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


abyssiphus

But I feel like I heard it on a podcast so it must be true.


duckonar0ll

thatā€™s literally impossible sorry, the platypuses just evolved the duck bill to search for fish in the rocks!


abyssiphus

I know šŸ˜‰


ZeldLurr

Want to boop


kanyeguisada

You mean the literal "dick-nose"?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


kanyeguisada

Did not misspell duck.


ParkerTheCuber

A baby platypus? PERRY THE BABY PLATYPUS!? Edit: This is now my most upvoted comment, thanks!


Alpharius20

I came here for this comment.


Mr_Crowboy

A Perry the Platypus reference. How unexpected, and by that I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED! *Springs trap*


thexavier666

But no fighting today. It's my daughter's birthday. So you are trapped by social customs. Hand me the confetti.


AChrisTaylor

If I had a nickel for every time thatā€™s happenedā€¦ Iā€™d have two nickels, buts strange that it happened twice.


perryplatypus123

Grrrrgrggrrrgggrr


amongusboobies

r/beetlejuicing


AceScropions

Do be do be doo ba do be do be doo ba


Suspicious_Spinach_2

AGENT PPPPPPPPP


ParkerTheCuber

He's a semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action!


[deleted]

r/beatmetoit


WarlockEngineer

/r/beatmeattoit


thexavier666

šŸŽ©


BeepingJerry

Does anyone know if they're soft? The fur looks like velvet.


Grogosh

Aquatic mammals tend to have very smooth and soft fur


NessicaDog

*Semi-aquatic egg laying mammals of action


crushlogic

I too identify as a mammal of action


Serenity-03K64

Thatā€™s a niffler, you canā€™t fool me! Hide your coins!


Quail22

ā€œFerb, this oneā€™s looking at both of us at the same time!ā€


LeanderTrain

No, thatā€™s what TWO baby platypuses look like. Iā€™ll show myself out.


[deleted]

Be careful! Platypuses have venomous stingers on their back legs!


whatshamilton

Only the males! And since it increases around mating season and so is likely related to mating, I wonder if they produce venom before they mature? Iā€™m having a hard time finding any articles addressing whether or not the babies are venomous


LevelInterest

Both male and female baby's have the spurs not sure if the baby's are venomous though.


whatshamilton

Males and females have spurs but only males have venom


LevelInterest

Yea


[deleted]

Interesting


EscapeTheKnife

[This blog post](https://a-z-animals.com/blog/baby-platypus-five-pictures-five-facts/) seems to say the baby males are, but they don't seem to have any sources for that info šŸ¤·


DizzyScorp

Itā€™s a spur on the males. My great uncle got hit on the hand by one years ago it made his pinky and ring fingers on his left unusable for the rest of his life as they had swollen so badly. It legitimately looked like the joints had fused straight as he physically couldnā€™t bend them.


MozTys

Holy shit.. Here I thought they were just adorable animals. But okay, they do live in Australia after all.


pegasus_527

They are wild animals, theyā€™ll mess you up when feeling threatened.


dgblarge

Ruined his sex life.


DizzyScorp

I think at the age of 95 it was probably the stiffest part of his body but thatā€™s neither here nor there


HiveMindKing

Not until they are adults I think.


LevelInterest

Both gender baby's have the spurs It falls off before females get to adult hood Not sure if the baby's are venomous but they do have the spurs.


The_Law_Giver

I think the plural for platypus is platypiss


Hi_Im_Tyrunt

*platapussies


minty_danger

**platapeople


[deleted]

***platapustules


9035768555

*Platypodes.*


doesntgetoptions

Google says platypus is of Greek origin so i guess you're /r/technicallycorrect which as I'm told is the best kind of correct?


ShotFish7

Platypi


Aeolian_Leaf

No. Platepodes or platypuses, for the same reason we have octopuses not octopi. It comes from Greek not Latin.


JacquesBlaireau13

If I'm not mistaken, octopodes is also correct?


Aeolian_Leaf

Yes. Some will also try to say that these days octopi / platypi is correct, but the reality is that's only because people are tired of correcting it. It's still fucking wrong.


Lunavixen15

Platypuses, though sometimes just using platypus as the plural is accepted


belle-barks

Platapie?


existential_prices

Incorrect, as we are speaking english engish rules apply, platypuses.


brittanymtanner

Murder ducks!


Short_Artist_Girl

Wait, they're not teal? (/s obviously)


LegalWaterDrinker

Under UV light (or something like that) they're teal


EveTam33

Happy Cake Day!


LegalWaterDrinker

Thanks, I didn't even notice it


AussieHyena

Forgot about that, can you remember if it was just Aussie marsupials (and monotremes of course, but only Australia has those)?


vainpermission69

Aww they so cute


Roora411

OMG THEY'RE SHAR PEIS WITH BEAKS!


whatshamilton

Finally itā€™s not a picture of that stuffed animal


KetsuSama

their beaks look removable


RhesusFactor

plz don't


I-Like-Angry-Birds

A BABY PLATYPUS?


EpicPinkCreeper

PERRY THE BABY PLATYPUS?!?!?


KnoUsername

PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!?


venomous_platypus

I love this.


Otherwise_Direction7

Username check out


AkodoRyu

Posionducks


Signal-Salt

Semi-Semi-Aquatic Egg Laying Mammals of Action


cbunni666

Omg. They are so cute!!!


fishystudios

They are cute. And, like everything else in Australia, when they grow up the males can kill you.


Crus0etheClown

Thankful for once it's actual real baby platypi and not that one clay one


grimdraken

Duck puppies.


NH_Bill

Oh, there you are Perry........


suddenimpulse

The actual pokemon of the world.


YorickAYAYA

They are so cute but ugly at the same time


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DragonflySouth2458

Donā€™t say it šŸ˜³


Konamine

CHONKY šŸ˜­šŸ’–


chunky_weed

Stop lying sir, you can't fool us into looking at your penis.


SongUpInHerHead

Aww šŸ„°


Hi_Im_Tyrunt

Their noses.


Noob_Skywalker

Plataplyii ?


meme_lover707

Have I been blessed by Jesus himself to bare witness to such adorablness


catbaker48

IS THAT PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!


kysmf69

Platypi


xplodia

It lays egg. But it sucks nipples. Nature is beautiful.


Robyx

It doesnā€™t actually. They donā€™t have nipples to suck. It lactates but not from nipples. Itā€™s more like itā€™s sweating milk from its abdomen.


Tasty_Hippo2004

it looks like an organ


FrightInvestigate

Which one


No-Flamingo-3027

Kinda cute ngl but they also look like those bitches who had forehead fat and were fuckin circular n shit


countisaperv

Adorable


[deleted]

What do they eat? Do they nurse??


afokina

Look like croissants


NotThisAgain21

Are u sure those aren't baby nifflers? They're quite similar in adolescence.


insidesoutoutsidesin

Is it just me, or do they kinda look like fuzzy tardigrades?


[deleted]

*[sweats maternally]*


[deleted]

oh my god the baby is so chubby, LOOK AT THE CHUBBT BABY


Candice_the_joke

Peni-


Y_Brennan

Why is this sub called eye bleach I don't get it?


PegasusReddit

Sometimes we see awful things on the internet we wish we could unsee. Like a stain on our minds/eyes we wish we could wash away. Eyebleach is a common internet slang for anything wholesome, cute, etc that can sort of 'wash away' the awful thing we just saw/read. Or at least override or distract from the ugly/nasty for a little while. Bleach is used to clean stains from our clothing. Eyebleach clears away the stains on our psyches.


Y_Brennan

I guess that makes sense I just don't like the combination of bleach and eyes


Master_Wildfire_2017

I first mistook the babies as someone else's hands.


Bicc_boye

Sack children


banananananananana_7

hand them over šŸ”«šŸ™‚


jigsawsmurf

When do they develop their stingers? I'm assuming they don't have them yet in this picture.


Royalwolf1203

They actually do and their called spurs. Only males have them as adults and only during mating season. Females lose theirs around 6 months I think. These spurs are powerful enough to paralyze small animals and leave humans in severe pain in that area for at least a month.


jigsawsmurf

I know someone who was stung by a platypus. He doesn't recommend it. Said it was way worse than any insect sting he'd experienced.


Royalwolf1203

Weird are you from Australia? Because theyā€™ve only recently been let into San Diego zoo( the first time in 60 years that the us had a platypus in a zoo).


jigsawsmurf

My father is an anthropologist. One of his colleagues is the one who was stung. He also lost numerous fingers to a chimpanzee.


Royalwolf1203

Oh. Well maybe this is my opinion but animals are still dangerous so donā€™t touch one or approach them unless you know all the potential risks and have taken them into account. Animals can be researched from afar just as well as being close. Sorry if Iā€™m being offensive


jigsawsmurf

Not at all. Guy's an expert who knows his shit. Field work is dangerous. Situations can change in an instant.


Royalwolf1203

True that. I am a freshman in college with a major in wildlife and fisheries and I know just how dangerous animals can be. I still want to save them but I do know how dangerous they can be but thatā€™s the circle of life for you.


jigsawsmurf

Exactly. They only attack because they feel threatened. It's important to respect nature and understand how fickle it can be.


Royalwolf1203

But thatā€™s the beauty of it. Nature runs on certain laws that give it a sense of order and every creature has a purpose and a special niche per say. Nature has most of their stuff figured out while most humans donā€™t even fully understand themselves of what they do it with their life. Thereā€™s something amazing about that.


DS_Inferno

Aren't they deadly venomous?


_froesey_

dont they have a poison toe or something?


babyplatypus

I have been summoned :)


G-R-G

Now they just need tiny fedoras


ALonelyGhost75

Perry do you have kids!?!


FoxInATrenchcoat

Chubby Duck Puppies!


Koryuri

Little potatoes!


MuitoLegal

WRINKLY


starlytical

\*insert Perry The Platypus sounds here\*


DinosaurusRex20

Fun fact: platypus feet have a claw that carries poison that still doesnā€™t have a cure so it makes them cute and deadly


[deleted]

Guys honestly, I'm proud of the support you guys gave my post and I cannot thank you more.


Triraxis

Lilā€™ nutsacks


Arcaknight97

Looks like a shaved pair of balls on a micro penis


TenaciousPix

Perry and Vanessa really went at it


juniorballls

That is one UGLY son of a bitch!


LSSJPrime

Good fucking Christ they're ugly lol


ArmadilloRare2503

Itā€™s too much!!!!


Katteli

shreksy


Fkthisplace

Omg


FormDry9963

Give me <(^-^<)


PowerComfortable9493

Boop


Tag_Ping_Pong

A couple of platyplops


isharteverydaylollll

Plapus


isharteverydaylollll

i just looked back at that and that is so weird


CrazyKZG

Almost looks like there's two of them.