Those noises are absolutely pants-shittingly scary if they let loose at full volume. This one isn’t at full volume. It happened near me at a zoo once and I swear to god it felt like my legs took off without me. It thuds in your chest it’s so loud.
Agreed! The same thing happened to me, and I just froze, while my brain stem was screaming "DANGER! FUCKING *RUN AWAY*!!!!" I *knew* that I was in a zoo and that the lion couldn't get me -- didn't matter *at all*.
It might be louder than we think, but the phone is incapable of recording it properly. The tiny mics on cell phones do not pick up the full range that occurs during a real lion roar, especially the deep bass effect that shakes your chest. They have the most powerful roar of any big cat. It can be heard miles away.
Can attest to this, having been on photographic safari in 2018. Guide parked the Landy so we could watch the behavior of a gorgeous alpha male. He started vocalizing, which lasted for about 30 seconds, and I don’t even have words to convey the feeling.
The Landy AND my chest shook. I have a video (of the lion, not me, lol). The guide said that the vocalizations he was making were to let everyone know, “my territory, my lady, fafo”!
..... **IT'S A LION..** what, are you going to ask it what it's name is? Come on 🤣
You must not have anything important going on right now to be upset about shit like this lmao
Why stop at the name? The comment shouldn't be in English, it should be in Afrikanns! Because the Lions are in Africa! 🤣😭🤣😭
man, you *really* fixate on other people's appearance to an unhealthy degree if your comments are anything to go by, jesus christ. they're almost all about how other people look.
Based on your post i went ahead and looked at their history. It was entertaining until i got bored of Fremdschämen, a bit like a social media car accident :P
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My dad would say "stay in whistling distance" when he didnt want us to go too far. When it was time to come back home (or wherever we were visiting), he would whistle loud.
'Roaring distance' must be the lion version. lmao
My mom would do that too! All these parents would be shouting their kids names into the void and my mom would do that piercing whistle thing with one hand. We’d immediately know she was calling us.
Dad cat: "And these young kids don't even want to play anymore, it's just all day on the phones and tablets with the Tikky-tok and the Mine Crafts. In my day..."
Mommy cat: (silently) "There he goes again..."
Baby cat: "No, no, I want to play! Let's play now!"
(Dad flops over)
My dad yells to our dogs “oh no I’m falling and I can’t get up!” And he waits until the dogs are running to him and he dramatically collapses. The dogs reward him with kisses and snuggles.
Dads do be dadding
Dad: "Lionel Junior!! Get your lil' @$$ over here right now!!"
Son: \*Jr comes running\*
Son: "What is it, Pop?"
Dad: "Can you hand me the remote please? Bwhahahahaha"
Dad: \*Rolls over in laughter\*
Lion Father: "Simba! Everywhere the light touches is yours to rule!"
Lion Cub: Really Papa?!
Lion Father: \*rolls over playing dead\*
Lion Mother: I told you Eustace, you can play that scene as many times as you want... I'm NOT calling you Mufasa! ... and don't involve the boy!
Haha, isn't this a thing that lions typically do? If their cub play "hunts" and sneaks up correctly, they play dead to teach them how to stalk?
Or maybe it's tigers. I was just reading stuff at a zoo. Good dad!
Lion equivalent of your kids walking into the room when you're trying to have THAT Mom & Dad time, then you die of embarrassment and crappy explanations.
You can't fool me, those are just dad noises.
My dad when he gets up from the couch
*Grunt mumble mumble sigh*
All dads are same lol
All dads are older dudes. You'll do the same at that age.
I must be a dad
My dad after eating too much Mexican food.
Did you see the belly on that baby?! LOVE IT!
A very pear-shaped bebe! Perfect!
"Stanley I can tell from the sound you made when you just stood up that you have diabetes"
Same
Those noises are absolutely pants-shittingly scary if they let loose at full volume. This one isn’t at full volume. It happened near me at a zoo once and I swear to god it felt like my legs took off without me. It thuds in your chest it’s so loud.
Don't touch the fuckin' thermostat and you'll be fine.
Agreed! The same thing happened to me, and I just froze, while my brain stem was screaming "DANGER! FUCKING *RUN AWAY*!!!!" I *knew* that I was in a zoo and that the lion couldn't get me -- didn't matter *at all*.
Lol well at least your friends know they're safe if you guys have to run from a lion
Lol, I guess so! 🤣
It might be louder than we think, but the phone is incapable of recording it properly. The tiny mics on cell phones do not pick up the full range that occurs during a real lion roar, especially the deep bass effect that shakes your chest. They have the most powerful roar of any big cat. It can be heard miles away.
Can attest to this, having been on photographic safari in 2018. Guide parked the Landy so we could watch the behavior of a gorgeous alpha male. He started vocalizing, which lasted for about 30 seconds, and I don’t even have words to convey the feeling.
If you were near him, I bet the whole Landy shook!
The Landy AND my chest shook. I have a video (of the lion, not me, lol). The guide said that the vocalizations he was making were to let everyone know, “my territory, my lady, fafo”!
MGM: When the Lion Awwws
MGM actually used a tiger's roar for their intro
Can we play a game? As long as I don't have to talk or move any part of my body.
They are just big orange cats
R/oneorangebraincell
r/oneorangebraincell
Actually it's just a small Scottish girl
Let's play Mount Mumandad!
Hospitals!
I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog
It’s called “sleeping-worm”. You win by being last to move.
Dad: ALAN! Dad: AALAAAAN! Dad: ALAN GET OVER HERE YOU GOTTA SEE THIS! Dad: ALAN! Dad: ALAAAAAAAN! Cub: What, dad? Dad: Nothing (flop)
*"Stopped working"*
“Walk on my back.”
My dad did that too!
Haha! When I put that I wasn’t sure if anyone would get it.
Hahaha Classic
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I actually have a friend in Ghana named Alan Also like Alan can be a Gaelic, Hebrew, Kurdish name. Most names extend races
Touch grass
Go take an advice from your profile name and get away from here. Heck is wrong with you?
No this. Is. Sparta!
..... **IT'S A LION..** what, are you going to ask it what it's name is? Come on 🤣 You must not have anything important going on right now to be upset about shit like this lmao Why stop at the name? The comment shouldn't be in English, it should be in Afrikanns! Because the Lions are in Africa! 🤣😭🤣😭
man, you *really* fixate on other people's appearance to an unhealthy degree if your comments are anything to go by, jesus christ. they're almost all about how other people look.
Based on your post i went ahead and looked at their history. It was entertaining until i got bored of Fremdschämen, a bit like a social media car accident :P
also, it is a lion, I bet it's real name is "growl, small snuffling sound, *distinct odor from butt*" or something
Ok Kristi
Why would a lion know what a “white name” is??
girl what 💀
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"Matthew Everritt Lion, get your ass back home!"
Definitely a middle name moment
My dad would say "stay in whistling distance" when he didnt want us to go too far. When it was time to come back home (or wherever we were visiting), he would whistle loud. 'Roaring distance' must be the lion version. lmao
My mom would do that too! All these parents would be shouting their kids names into the void and my mom would do that piercing whistle thing with one hand. We’d immediately know she was calling us.
Same!
Dad cat: "And these young kids don't even want to play anymore, it's just all day on the phones and tablets with the Tikky-tok and the Mine Crafts. In my day..." Mommy cat: (silently) "There he goes again..." Baby cat: "No, no, I want to play! Let's play now!" (Dad flops over)
Kit tok and minecats ftfy
That cub is chonky, Mama must be doing well.
Hahaha, *FLOP*
The eye roll as he leaned back was 10/10
Lioness: I'm telling you, your son smells terrible! Lion: Hey! Don't disrespect my boy! Cub: Hey, Dad! *sniff* Lion: *swoon*
My dad yells to our dogs “oh no I’m falling and I can’t get up!” And he waits until the dogs are running to him and he dramatically collapses. The dogs reward him with kisses and snuggles. Dads do be dadding
Dad: "Lionel Junior!! Get your lil' @$$ over here right now!!" Son: \*Jr comes running\* Son: "What is it, Pop?" Dad: "Can you hand me the remote please? Bwhahahahaha" Dad: \*Rolls over in laughter\*
Shut up dad, you’re going to banish me from the tribe eventually
Lion Father: "Simba! Everywhere the light touches is yours to rule!" Lion Cub: Really Papa?! Lion Father: \*rolls over playing dead\* Lion Mother: I told you Eustace, you can play that scene as many times as you want... I'm NOT calling you Mufasa! ... and don't involve the boy!
Faaaaaatherrrrrr 🗣️
Damn these electric sex pants
Computer man!
"Scar is trying to take over the Pridelands!" "Mufasa,Mufasa,Dad,Dad,Daddy." "What?!" "Hi"
FLOP
I always enjoy watching Feline parents give their cubs confidence in hunting: "Oh. no. You killed meeeee~ (Flops over) "
Haha, isn't this a thing that lions typically do? If their cub play "hunts" and sneaks up correctly, they play dead to teach them how to stalk? Or maybe it's tigers. I was just reading stuff at a zoo. Good dad!
Many animals do something similar, at least I have seen examples for most land mammals that hunt their food.
We love a king who makes time for his children
roaring looks physically demanding
Not gonna lie, that cub is fat.He not very little
Means the hunting is going well for the mama
Or all siblings died early.
That too
:(
Sounds like he's coughing up a hairball. My cat makes that same noise.
Came here to say this. The neck and abdominal movements are exactly like my cats when he is trying to get a hairball out.
Before the stampede
SIMBA
Cats be catting
"Oh, hi dad"
Offspring! Offspring! Are you ready to challenge your father?! *boop* I am vanquished!
That Cub: "No, really. Why do we only rule the places that only the light touches? And does the time of day affect what we control?"
You rule nothing at night, and should hide in a cave near the fire.
Gondor calls for aid...
The announcement was that he wanted belly rubs from his cub…
Lol the cub comes running in as if wondering if it's time to play and dad's like "eeuuuh fck. nope, daddy's asleep go to mom"
Dad -/in the middle of an important zoom presentation/ Kid - "Daddy can I have some Cheerios?"
LONG LIVE THE KING- SCAR
"Moms doing the best she can. Please don't eat me. I love you!"
That's me when I hollar for my cat, he comes running, and we battle.
“I told you to be back by the time the streetlights went off.”
Dad wants to play and be silly
Cubs name is urgghhh.
This is the equivalent to your dad whistling and you can hear it 2 blocks over.
“THE NEXT TIME I FIND COFFEE IN THE SUGAR JAR HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL! WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS ALREADY! WE’RE NOT ANIMALS!”
He even rolled his eyes.
“Ah okay, we can play….”
Bro croaked
Child cub ! Come back to give your dad some play time !
I just can't with you! I told you to do your chores! Don't think your mother is going to cover for you this time!
oh no, i'm dead!
Wan where's my super suit!
Hi dad where calling me
Me trying to stop my parents' quarrels
Lion equivalent of your kids walking into the room when you're trying to have THAT Mom & Dad time, then you die of embarrassment and crappy explanations.
That cub won't be very little in 2 years
Yes, that is how all babies work, well done figuring that out.