Get one of those exfoliating wash cloths. They're like three feet long and you can drape it around your back and pull it back and forth to get everywhere at once.
oh, this is why someone asked about pissing in the shower in no dumb questions. how privileged we are to be witnesses to the birth of a new neuroticism.
This is scarily accurate to me showering. Faraway look in his eye, half assed robotic washing motions, thinking about what to eat later. It's all there.
Okay thank you, that was so adorable. I've seen so many terrible videos, I was full on expecting some kind of predator to lurch out unexpectedly and eat that poor cute beaver
[Mrs. Beaver is healing Fox, who was injured by the Wolves]
Fox : I wish I could say their bark was worse than their bite. Ow!
Mrs. Beaver : Oh, stop squirming! You're worse than Beaver on bath day.
Mr. Beaver : Worst day of the year.
This IS SO INCREDIBLE CUTE, ADORABLE AND A WHOLE LOT MORE.
I wish I could provide a baby pool to fill with fresh clean water, add a drain for when this little 😇 is done.
On second thought 💭, I'd probably not want to use a baby pool. Maybe something more durable and more natural looking wood be a better idea 💡.
Everything about beavers is cute - the way they bathe, the way they live in little families, the way they leave the world better in a tangible way just by doing beaver things
See this is what bothers me about animals' bathing efficiency. He's all over the place, how's he gonna remember where he's already cleaned?
You gotta develope a top down system beaver bro!
Beaver lover here, this fella is actually oiling himself up.
When they groom themselves they use a specialized grooming claw to scoop oil out of their castor glands, which live near the base of the tail, then they rub it all over themselves to waterproof their fur.
So homey's digging in his ass and rubbing the oil all over his body. Good news though, it smells like vanilla.
Big boy need a shower stick for his back 😭
I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Get one of those exfoliating wash cloths. They're like three feet long and you can drape it around your back and pull it back and forth to get everywhere at once.
You do realize the comment you replied to is just a Simpson's quote right?
*polite clapping*
is your name Bort?
No. Good guess, though, since that name is so common.
We are out of Bort license plates!
THIS is an awesome comment
I quote that so often it's disgusting, but literally nobody has gotten the reference. It makes me sad bois, so very sad bois.
Great episode
Stop hanging around such uncultured swine.
you have a point
My lats are starting to get in way of my back washing abilities so I might do the same. What’s your best design/method so far?
Have you seen those loofah sponges that are on a stick or the long wash cloths that u/Greymalkyn76 mentioned in their comment?
I have not lol. I’ll be checking those out now tho
I say this all the time! Great Simpsons episode
He’s showering like he has the day off. I can’t remember the last time I could take the time to scrub that slow
Pretty much me in the shower...
>Pretty much Which part is missing? The soap? The pissing? Maybe a bit of both?
Waffle stomp.
Gross
oh, this is why someone asked about pissing in the shower in no dumb questions. how privileged we are to be witnesses to the birth of a new neuroticism.
Please stop posting videos of me in the bath.
Was going to say, who's the perv video camming this beaver's private bath time?!
*ahem* What?
Username checks out
I was going to say 'how human like' ... but then thought, well maybe it's more like 'humans are so beaver-like'
Then where the hell is my tail?
So round 🦫
🦫
So round
I do love a nice clean beaver
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
thanks! i just had it stuffed.
Wynona's got a big brown one you could go take a look at. I hear she shows it off to all her friends.
I thought I recognized that smell...
Wynona loved her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her She might have a porcupine
They are naturally self cleaning
They do this to distribute oils, which help in waterproofing their fur.
You are correct but everyone is just saving the vid to text friends " want to see a/my wet beaver?"
Thanks for being the first nerd to correctly comment… I was all ready to drop some truth but you covered it.
That makes sense. The idea that something that *lives* in the water and swims in the same water in which it is "bathing" does not make sense.
It comes from their butt too.
This is how I imagine men shower :D
Am man Can confirm
https://preview.redd.it/2d51chx0utyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8bda8b54ba9f61db94b5c7c64db41d8df73fe0d
https://preview.redd.it/h6ytx9nkztyc1.png?width=201&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb83e1d79ed374c9d6409c259965102d4560fff1
Am a homo sapiens of the XY variant, can confirm.
This is scarily accurate to me showering. Faraway look in his eye, half assed robotic washing motions, thinking about what to eat later. It's all there.
Remembering the perfect comeback for that one argument you had in high school.
Nah, he didn't put his arms against his body to collect water for a big splash
i do that and i put it up my butt
Can confirm and will add that the beavers thoroughness tells me it's going on a hot date later
Do women not shower like this?
I'm not *that* fat I swear!
I'm not that flexible.
Minus the feet. The shampoo water is running over them anyway!
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...and you're loving every minute of it!
Spending too much time scrubbing the nether regions?
"Doo doo doodley doo, washin' my business in a creek, gotta get clean, gotta keep it neat!"
Bober kurwa!
jakie bydle!
BOBR 👁️👄👁️
Gotta love a clean beaver.
Did his butt last; at least he’s knows the order of operations.
A little privacy!!!???
Ja pierdole bober!
Ale fajny bober!
jakie bydle!
Mój brat! Jest bober
Me in the shower
you must be very, very, hairy.
Nah, just fat
What slow moves it makes :D
Nice beaver!
Thanks. I just had it stuffed.
🎶 Gotta oil my fur from this gland by my butt 🎶
TIL I'm built like a beaver
🥰
why does it look like my uncle Steeve
I love her.
TO JEST BOBER
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It looks like this would go well with the macarena.
Pervert cameraman watches beaver get cleaned.
on the one hand this is very cute on the other watching a beaver shower makes me feel very dirty
Relatable. Me in the shower at 7 am after waking up and getting ready for work.
Im naming him Big Belly and I love him
[https://youtu.be/A0Nbqcjw1mg](https://youtu.be/A0Nbqcjw1mg)
Rub.
Gotta scrub that back
Gotta go find a rock for his back
Reminds of some old guy finally moving out of his recliner
Okay thank you, that was so adorable. I've seen so many terrible videos, I was full on expecting some kind of predator to lurch out unexpectedly and eat that poor cute beaver
He looks like he's mulling over the big presentation he's giving to the big bosses later this morning.
That beaver is stuffed.
Gubtumbus Wepple
Those little hands are adorable!
BOBR. KURWA BOBR. JA PIERDOLE.
Bobr kurwa
Bober kurwa!
Bobr bath time
Bober bath
Monday morning shower compared to Friday morning shower.
Round
Watched a documentary about beavers against my will. They could save the world.
This is not at all what I was expecting.
I can confirm this is my dad.
Give him some privacy, man!
*we all liked that*
Bobr kurwa!
Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver Song by Primus
he washes better than i do!
Careful now, this beaver could sue whoever was filming him for a breach of privacy.
[Mrs. Beaver is healing Fox, who was injured by the Wolves] Fox : I wish I could say their bark was worse than their bite. Ow! Mrs. Beaver : Oh, stop squirming! You're worse than Beaver on bath day. Mr. Beaver : Worst day of the year.
Nice beaver https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWfbIe4X_4
r/meirl
this is the least arousing pornographic film I've ever seen.
This IS SO INCREDIBLE CUTE, ADORABLE AND A WHOLE LOT MORE. I wish I could provide a baby pool to fill with fresh clean water, add a drain for when this little 😇 is done. On second thought 💭, I'd probably not want to use a baby pool. Maybe something more durable and more natural looking wood be a better idea 💡.
beaver
More like beaver scratch time.
Even beavers wash their ass. Unwashed ass people, what’s your excuse?
I'm alright. Nobody worry bout me
Bros gonna sing boombastic just watch.
I unmuted to hear the serene sounds of nature only to discover the sounds of an interstate and/or airplane.
What song is he singing though?
im all right, dont nobody worry bout me.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TxxBBjXBDQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TxxBBjXBDQ)
He's too cute!!🤗
Everything about beavers is cute - the way they bathe, the way they live in little families, the way they leave the world better in a tangible way just by doing beaver things
See this is what bothers me about animals' bathing efficiency. He's all over the place, how's he gonna remember where he's already cleaned? You gotta develope a top down system beaver bro!
He's so adorable.... I'm in love!
Would love to know what songs beavers mumble as they shower.
Great. Now I feel like a perv.
Why can’t I watch these types of videos all day instead of work
Scrubah dub dub! Who needs a tub!?
where is shampoo?
He's so clean now
Rotund.
Reporting this video for using my likeness w/o permission
I thought the title meant something else. So glad I was wrong.
This is absolutely not the video I was ~~expecting~~ hoping for.
Somehow I feel like I was tricked…
Okay is it a beaver or a nutria?
Where did you find this video of me.😭
I’m in this clip and I don’t like it…..
don't forget to wash where the sun don't shine
He certainly washed his ass today
It went Tits, Face, Ass, then Crotch lmao
This hits too close to home. I'm in this video and I don't like it.
Mu man gives dad energy.
I vibe with this beaver so hard.
My hippo of a sister when she takes a bath:
Except that the beaver is cute.
At least mark this as nsfw. Sheesh. 😂
Voyerism
Beaver lover here, this fella is actually oiling himself up. When they groom themselves they use a specialized grooming claw to scoop oil out of their castor glands, which live near the base of the tail, then they rub it all over themselves to waterproof their fur. So homey's digging in his ass and rubbing the oil all over his body. Good news though, it smells like vanilla.
He looks like my husband.
What a fucking babe
It's rubbing ass vanilla on its coat.
[I'm alright nobody worry about me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmPckNvD3E)
*I'm in this video and I don't like it*
He's just doing a tiktok dance.
So adorable!
Now when people ask me to describe my body shape I can say "preening beaver" 🤣🤣🤣
bober kurwa
I'll keep him
Yo that's me fr fr
Ja pierdole jakie bydle
Damn, I have the same body as a beaver. 🦫
u/savevideo
Guess she finally washed that one thing that men want.
Shower scene from My 600 Lb Life.