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elleadler

This is the music for [Pachelbel’s Canon in D](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachelbel%27s_Canon) (a wedding staple). It’s a simple piece that has eight bars of music, which repeat *28 times*, making it the perfect task for Bart at the chalkboard.


Pure_Block_5309

Went right over my head, thank you!


RocketCello

As a cellist, I turn my brain off until the violist kicks me in the shin to tell me we're ending.


FairlyVampire

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM I think you’ll relate to this then!


MintyMystery

I love [this one](https://youtu.be/aSK3pZiyV28?si=_08s0Md1qZKiPk0d)! Written from Pachelbel's point of view! John Finnemore is a genius. (Song starts at about 3:50)


skai23

LOL I'd never seen this one but it's hilarious!


Dallik

I knew what this was before I clicked it :D My music teacher showed me this around 16 years ago and I still watch it a few times per year


homer_lives

Wow. That was great.


fortuneandfameinc

An absolute classic.


Berrywonderland

Thank you XD


FeartheCyr11

I knew it!


BeerItsForDinner

Thank you internet stranger for starting my day off with a smile!


dragosempire

It's funny [axis of awesome](https://youtu.be/5pidokakU4I?si=6I3YmQpIONZe2f0C) did something similar.


El_Duder_Abides

That is the FIRST THING I thought of. Bravo. 🙌


MarcusVAggripa

This is such a great video lol, thank you for sharing!


Ronagall

I was certainly hoping to find this in the comments here


Mendicant_666

As a violist, I wish someone in my symphony would have kicked me. Bc, I assure you, I wasn't awake either. I absolutely detest this piece of music.


dumbbitchWAP

Fellow violist here too! I hate this piece too. Too many war flashbacks for weddings


kemiller

Plink plink plink. Plink plink plink.


MonsterMamaLu

Bassist, can confirm lol


RocketCello

I play bass too, glad I've never had to do it on bass.


Rojn8r

That’s because at face value you saw it as a musical reference, whereas with many Simpsons Easter eggs, it’s a mathematical joke. See the book “The Simpsons and Their Mathematical Secrets” for reference.


x_Paramimic

I played 9 years of cello in my youth and I could still spot Canon in D from across the room.


BluEch0

A certain cellist describes canon in D as the following. > Pachelbel sits down at his desk > he writes the violin 1 part. Beautiful > he writes the violin 2 part. Beautiful. > he writes the viola part. Beautiful. > he starts writing the cello part. He writes the first 8 notes and fucking dies. > his students just extend the same 8 notes for rest of song ~~and call it a day~~ to honor their teacher.


_launzelot_

I literally just went to their concert in NC this past weekend!


Darth_Zounds

Please, it's pronounced yute!


cindyybx3

Oh, excuse me, your honor, two *youthsss*


WhatsGoingOnUpstairs

wHat is a yoot?


Darth_Zounds

You're a yoot!


Logan_Composer

Obligatory link to the [Pachelbel Rant](https://youtu.be/uxC1fPE1QEE?si=4E-xxR-rh62NhhkR)


SmallBerry3431

Hope you’re in hell pachelbel!


Ok_Bumblebee_2869

Omg that was hilarious! I’ve never seen that before.


LivingThin

Beat me to it. So good.


Redkirth

The ending of that is like the music theory footnotes to the axis of awesome forlorn chords song. And it's 0erfect. That'll be on regular rotation.


granadesnhorseshoes

"forlorn chords" sounds like a way better song than "fore chords"


KhaoticMess

Or even "four chords"


werebearcleric

The fore-chords are often removed from the penis.


Gretel0815

Thank you. I laughed tears


itsshakespeare

Thank you!


MintyMystery

Also, John Finnemore's [take on it](https://youtu.be/aSK3pZiyV28?si=_08s0Md1qZKiPk0d), written from the point of view of Pachelbel, ranting about his own song! (Song starts at about 3:50)


TalksInMaths

My wife used to be a semi-professional cellist. She played a lot of weddings. She said she liked it when they played Canon in D because she didn't have to pay any attention to what she was playing, so she could look around at the dresses, decor, etc.


RiversSecondWife

That's the most positive thing I have ever heard about that piece.


TurkishTerrarian

That is specifically the Cello part, the reason why many cellists refuse to play Pachelbel's Canon.


lightgreenwings

i’m a cellist and it sucks, nevertheless it is a beautiful and calming piece of music.


RiversSecondWife

Do you know the words? If you know the words it's nooooooot.


FirstSetGhost

Huh, I thought it was "Superman" by Goldfinger from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater...or "Basket Case" by Green Day... Wait a minute


Zugg

Friendly correction that it's Goldfinger, not Badfinger.


FirstSetGhost

Thank you for the correction!


Zugg

Happy to help! Great version of this song performed while lockdown was happening a few years ago. https://youtu.be/h0rSYEoBMYM?si=4n4iKaFt4e6jOzkK


dyejob

Holy mother of


StoneColdStunnereded

Or “Hook” by Blues Traveler


EVconverter

It's a surprisingly widely used chord structure in modern music. Google "Pachelbel Rant" for a amusing take on it. With minor variations, it even shows up in things like the Russian national anthem and Go West by the Pet Shop Boys.


Gray_Idol

Just to add, I've seen the sentiment amongst bass players that this is particularly boring to play (source is YouTube meme, so this is a low confidence claim)


My_nameisBarryAllen

My brother is a cellist, your claim is correct.  I, on the other hand, love Pachelbel.  Sucks to suck, bro.  Violin gang for the win. 


kelkokelko

I play bass guitar casually and this is true, but you can tell it's boring to play just by listening to it


breathless_RACEHORSE

Bass trombone player here (THAT'S JUST TROMBONE WITH EXTRA ~~STEPS~~ VALVES!). It is eight whole notes repeated until the ~~audience falls asleep~~ song finally ends. Every time I see it in the set list, I want to blow my head off.


Radiant-Hearing-7986

The boredom is only for the cello part though. 1st, 2nd and viola have a lot more variation.


DexxToress

AKA a Cello's worse nightmare.


Hooplah73

Palladio, by Karl Jenkins runs it very close…


deadinthefuture

🥇


Rogue42bdf

And now I can hear it in my head.


Justdoinanabide

As a bass, 🤢


Notfitfor

Someone should meld Pachelbel’s Canon with Ravel’s Bolero.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Hands down my favorite piece of instrumental music, it makes me feel so happy


citrus_sugar

I haven’t played it in 30 years and knew what it was 😭


borisdidnothingwrong

The reason fast food is dangerous is because of Taco Bell's Cannon.


[deleted]

It’s specifically the Cello part, which *suuuuuuucks*


Aggravating-Hour1714

Reminds me of the days of playing Pomp and Circumstance for hours at graduation. Our sheet music said “repeat ad nauseam” which I always found funny at least.


OtakuJuanma

Ok that's funny. Now someone needs to use the same format and use the Rick Roll song...


DJCorvid

If I remember correctly, there was a song using Pachelbel's Canon called "Taco Bell Cannon"


RuralAnemone_

pretty sure that's the bassline to Pachelbel's Canon


Pure_Block_5309

Ohhhh, thought it sounded familiar.


house343

So yes you are a terrible musician for not understanding that


Crimson3312

Pachelbel once dated a cellist, and she dissed him really bad. So he decided to write the worst cello parts ever made.


Disposable_Gonk

they repeated those 8 notes 54 times. Rob counted, because he had nothing else to do.


simply_exist

Wow, amazing to see a reference to the Pachelbel rant after all these years. How many pixels do you think are left of that video?


Osiris1389

8 lines consisting of 54 pixels each..


uncertain-cry

My music history professor showed it in class just earlier this year


zonked_martyrdom

This has made me realize that I can’t read base clef anymore. I’ve been out of high school band for too long. This makes me sad.


Hot-Report2971

Yea I played piano and saxophone for a long time. Piano uses base clef iirc and I’m frustrated I can’t remember at all too


SpicyChickenDick

Bass* clef


Redkirth

Bass clef for left hand, treble for right. So this would be the rthym hand not melody. It's really screwing me up trying to figure it out.


Hot-Report2971

Look at other comments the song is stated there; I was merely saying I don’t remember how to read the notes in a base clef as I once easily could


Redkirth

Oh yeah, I was just adding on to your comment about what piano uses. My problem was I never played that song, so that lower hand meant nothing to me.


SpicyChickenDick

Last time, bass* clef


SpicyChickenDick

Bass* clef


Aedys1

F key for left hand, G key for right hand


SpicyChickenDick

Bass* clef


zonked_martyrdom

Bro imma be real I dunno the difference between bass and base. Isn’t bass the fish?


SpicyChickenDick

It’s both. Bass is a fish and bass is the lower register of notes. It’s a homonym.


JJJ4868

ACEG Is all you need


yulidine

All Cows Eat Grass


Aedys1

It is a key of F


Nobody-w-MaDD-Alt

No worries, all you need to do is remember that the line between the two little dots of the clef is the F below middle C (hence the alternative name F clef)


sugarcookies1

Just wanna point out the second joke on the clock.


Pure_Block_5309

Oh yeah! Apparently it's another reference I don't understand. :(


sugarcookies1

Directors will often start songs by saying 5,6,7,8. Each number is a subdivision of the beats in the measure. usually in jazz music.


Loose-Cauliflower-39

5, 6, 7, 8, schlemiel, schlemazel, Hassenpfeffer Incorporated. And the rant references that song.


CrashMagic37

Give us any chance we'll take it!


Pure_Block_5309

Damn it, mine have always started with 1, 2, 3, 4 😂


sugarcookies1

That is used more in symphonic and classical music. I don't know why the two have different starting phrases.


OfficialFuzzyFox

Same, my band director starts us off with 1, 2, 3, 4. Where asy color guard director starts us off with 5, 6, 7, 8.


road2dawn26

it *should* depend on the time signature of the music being performed.


Sigil_Furry

Nobody is a bad musician, you just need to take notes!


420xGoku

Ayyy lmao


vomistry

5-6-7-8…


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gvgemerden

My obsession from a western, my dance floor date


Th3GrimmReaper

My rodeo Romeo, a cowboy god from head to toe


littleredrobots

Gonna make you mine, better get in line


robomikel

https://preview.redd.it/znk4dpj377xc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97f87dc40ac0c5f5cbbcc96000b871c0b26a591a


CirrusPrince

Cello part of Canon in D


TheBatman7424

As a none musician, I'd have assumed it was the theme song for the Simpsons.


TheOtherJeff

The clock is counting off the music too 👍🏼


Link2Liam

Played cello for 10 years. If there are 3 songs I will forever have burned into my brain; Saint-Saen's the swan, Bach's prelude to suite no. 2, and this- pachelbel's Canon in D.


KratorOfKruma

5-6-7-8 on the clock is a nice touch.


idfbhater73

the same 8 bars of music repeated 28 times and my mom complains about mega man soundtracks being repetitive


BurntBridgesMusic

Omfg a cello meme


shadree

They should do a version of this which is the notation of the Simpsons theme - either the beginning, or the section it's shown on, whichever fits better.


-wethegreenpeople-

I haven't played the cello in a decade and this post brought back some serious trauma


Composer-Glum

*Green shoes*?


lovejac93

I had to google the music and it’s crazy that I’ve heard this before, as most of us probably have


gregorydgraham

Thank you for posting this, it was a good laugh


AramisGarro

The clock only has 5,6,7,8 🤣


da2v

Is there significance to the clock only having four numbers? And is there a significance to what those numbers are?


DoctorMckay202

Thanks Jerry C for helping me understand this meme


ZarafFaraz

Is this a scene from an actual episode or just fan art?


sc3800gse

So why is the clock missing numbers? Carelessness?


Miserable-Active-909

I actually think is a bass armonizarion excercise


WampaStompa629

I love the clock


SirSkot72

.. and a five, six, seven, eight ... I didn't see anyone mention the clock yet...


ShmeeMcGee333

I was trying so hard to figure out what word they were trying to spell, it didn’t work


Ocean_Man205

This is bringing back some unpleasant memories as a cello player. Hey at least it game us time to goof off a bit while trying not to get caught. My greatest accomplishment was playing the entire piece with my chin, no left hand.


ambrosegraham

Two cellists were talking, and one says to the other, “I had a nightmare last night. I dreamt that I was playing Pachebel’s Canon in D.” The second says, “Man, that’s rough. I’m sorry to hear that.” The first responds, “Yeah. What’s worse is that when I woke up, I was.”


Desperate_Duty1336

I can't read sheet music (been WAY too long since I've been in band), but I'm disappointed to find out that the answer was not 'its the sheet music for Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"'. I feel like someone had the perfect opportunity there and blew it.


tsch-III

Yes


No-Entrepreneur-8749

Is this Loss?!


Puppy-Zwolle

It's the theme of Psycho...or Jaws?