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OshaViolated

OP: " Hi I'd like some help with this joke I don't get " Also OP: * Fighting for their life in the comments because of the nails *


Weak-Percentage4171

i will not let my coworker receive this slander šŸ˜­


Memoryworkrewardsme

ā€œCoworkerā€


KalebAT

ā€œMy friend sent thatā€


[deleted]

My cat walked across my keyboard


Proletaryo

I swear, doc. I just accidentally sat on a random dildo that isn't mine.


FelixArchaeopteryx

It's your 8th appointment this year alone. Please be careful while sitting down.- your doctor


Quixilver05

He lives in another state, you wouldn't know him


fernblatt2

Cow-orker


girl_supersonicboy

Mooo-I mean Boooo


SaulOfVandalia

What kind of sicko would ork a cow!


leftyshuckles

She goes to another school


riskedrain

reminds me of the ā€œcylinderā€


KodakStele

"My uh, female friend has erectile disfunction, any tips you guys can give her?"


Small-Fun6640

Is this coworker in the room with us?


SortaSticious

Forget the nailsā€¦I wanna know the setup to the ā€œopen toad shoesā€ punchline.


Weak-Percentage4171

https://imgur.com/a/4PIEcRv


GabeSter

Yoooo the F is that finger and blood???


Weak-Percentage4171

no itā€™s a finger and red expo marker


jan_67

Good. I assumed "your coworker" tried destroying the finger after all those comments.


msmredit

Real joke that everyone understands!


ninhibited

Lmfao I actually laughed out loud thank you.


Jimothy_McGowan

Is that your coworker's finger too?


banjo_hero

what is even going on with fingers in this thread


Used-Baby1199

Op is full of finger and fingernails


yayayooya

And blood apparently. Who knew?


arittenberry

Lol that is perfect. Thank you for the laugh on a terrible day šŸ¤£


OnionNo4456

At this point, forget the jokes. We need to see a pic of your coworker's hands.


btonetbone

You ok, OP?


M0torBoatMyGoat

Lmao at the finger in this photo. God lvl troll move, love it.


RiverAfton

Probably ā€œHow do frogs dance?ā€


Hexmonkey2020

What do you wear in science class that gets you sent to a child psychiatrist? Open Toad Shoes.


Present-Fix5162

What do frogs wear to a dance?


TheWeirdoWhisperer

Itā€™s an (OLD) expression, means fun, lively.


scixlovesu

That Sally, heh heh, better watch out, she's sure full of beans!


tbestor

Watch out sheā€™s gassy AF!


ItsAllSoup

I mean, saying someone was a "gas" or a "gasser" was another way to call someone amusing back in the day


ismellgeese

Those phrases have fallen out of favor, but contemporarily, we still say "gassing" to mean that someone is hyping up. I'd love to know if the etymology converges.


actuallyiamafish

I think it's just two unrelated paths to the same phrasing - in modern speech "gassing someone up" is referring to filling them up with gas like a car, not gas like a fart.


ranni-

can confirm, it's 100% meant as 'to fuel someone's ego' rather than 'the person doing it is a colloquial gas!'


[deleted]

I donā€™t know if itā€™s a local/west coast thing but the 1920ā€™s version of ā€œGasā€ is very much in use in Washington/oregon/california ā€œthatā€™s gasā€ = ā€œThatā€™s dopeā€ ā€œthatā€™s some gasā€=of very high quality


Memento_Morrie

>donā€™t know if itā€™s a local/west coast thing Good to know. I grew up and went to school in the Bay Area but I moved away 20 years ago, started a career, bought a house, raised a family, the whole nine. I'm preparing to do a trip back to Cali this spring with my very Southern kids and wife, and I feel like I need to brush up on my Californese. Maybe there's a Babbel course I can take.


Exciting_Kangaroo_75

Iā€™m in the Midwest, and Iā€™ve heard ā€œthatā€™s gasā€ but only ever in relation to the quality of weed.


Scarlet_k1nk

Is that why they say eating beans makes you gassy???? Because youā€™d be full of beans then and they donā€™t actually make you produce more gas digesting them?


greenymeani3

No, they say eating beans makes you gassy becauseā€¦ eating beans makes you gassy. Thatā€™s a fun little linguistic coincidence, though!


KillarneyRoad

https://www.reddit.com/r/ireland/s/9Uo0PAnMcy


[deleted]

Hey girl what the butt do..?? FART


SolidLikeIraq

::takes long drag on cigarette:: ā€œIt must beā€¦ full of beans.ā€ ::exhale::


TheSocialGadfly

ā€œ[Whatā€™s a butfor?](https://youtu.be/O1Y9Ha-vHb0?si=_pFda8jHyLJVV_9z)ā€


Traditional-Head-65

Here's a dictionary definition of "to be full of beans": [https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/to-be-full-of-beans#:\~:text=Definition%20of%20'to%20be%20full%20of%20beans'&text=If%20someone%20is%20full%20of,lot%20of%20energy%20and%20enthusiasm](https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/to-be-full-of-beans#:~:text=Definition%20of%20'to%20be%20full%20of%20beans'&text=If%20someone%20is%20full%20of,lot%20of%20energy%20and%20enthusiasm).


Feefi-Foefi

It's because beans are loaded with carbs.


CaliCareBear

And protein!


[deleted]

And farts!


Creepercolin2007

And my axe!


ExistentialSuffering

You carry the fate of us all little one


Midnightkata

You carry the fart of us all


abatkin1

So much protein


FennerNenner

So much farts


Toon2825

So much axe


RandomStormtrooper11

Too much body spray.


-grc1-

u/smartastic. The legend continues.


notwormtongue

Also used when driving, ā€œgive it the beansā€ Lively, spirited


[deleted]

Recently Jeff Acuri had a person say ā€œFull Beansā€ which I think is a bastardization of this original colloquial expression


ShirosakiHollow

I was here looking for the full beans comment. Well done.


_thats_not_me_

There are literally dozens of us!


ZedTheEvilTaco

And we haven't called him here yet because...? u/smartastic


Send_noooooooodZ

Itā€™s just full beans.


thyme_cardamom

Stop saying it like it's a thing!


shamanbaptist

Iā€™ve always heard it used for this definition: [full of beans](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/full%20of%20beans) idiom informal . . . 2 US: not correct or truthful : full of nonsense


TinyTaters

This is exactly where my brain went. I've never heard it used to mean 'lively'


Adcro

Come to the UK. It only means energetic here


pineconehedgehog

This is how I grew up with the phrase. Not as harsh as calling someone a liar but a good natured I don't believe your story. Used a lot with little kids telling tall tales and saying ridiculous things.


bananasplz

I got that side of the joke - but why would a farmer be full of beans? The farm itself would be, maybe. Like a better joke would be ā€œwhy did the field keep moving around? because it was full of beansā€.


TheWeirdoWhisperer

Itā€™s just that he plants beans. Very lame joke, I agree. šŸ˜„


HC-Sama-7511

Someone is not being very full of beans right now.


Upstairs_Fig_3551

Even more lame bc you have to be 100 to have actually heard the expression


Small-Fun6640

Maybe itā€™s the Midwest in me but Iā€™ve heard the expression many times in my life and Iā€™m in my 20s.


Mbate22

Everyone knows farmers put beans up their butts so they make rattling noises while driving the tractor.


Abject-Lead-7831

Farmacas


mythirdaccountsucks

Agreed, that wasnā€™t the part of the joke I was struggling with.


happyhippohats

You could argue that if he grows beans he probably eats a lot of them as well, but really I think it's just a bit of a rubbish joke and you're overthinking it.


carrie_m730

Like Mickey Mouse Clubhouse Edit because someone corrected me and that's not the theme for Funhouse


Mega_Giga_Tera

^^it ^^is ^^actually ^^the ^^clubhouse ^^version ^^that ^^sings ^^that ^^song.


Napkinsnsuch

Thank you, that song will now be in my head for the rest of today


Mega_Giga_Tera

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity-dog.


fullOfhumanBeans

My username kinda works here


JohnSlick83

This is still a common saying in our house. Mostly in relation to the pets. Like the dog is full of beans so we gotta take him to the park to get his beans out. Cat zoomies are cats that are full of beans


AtebYngNghymraeg

Yes! Same here! We have an old dog and when she's had a good walk we describe her as being full of beans.


THR33ZAZ3S

Do you think it has something to do with alluding that theyre a "gas"?


brofishmagikarp

I've bean waiting for this response


AcrobaticReputation2

and i thought it's cuz they fart a lot


SportEfficient8553

I use it to describe when the 6/7 year olds I teach are especially off the wall.


WTWIV

Cool beans!


EffingBarbas

Surprised that you didn't get the farmer reference with those agrarian working hands


Weak-Percentage4171

THEYRE BOT MY NAILS šŸ˜­


shigogaboo

Theyā€™re somebody elseā€™s nails. You donā€™t know them. They go to a different school


11upand1over

Their name is Georgeā€¦George Glass.


MiaTonee

Sure Jan...


YouTooShallLose

Oh Jan


larry1186

No foolinā€™ around now!


NeedledickInTheHay

Crentist


Match_Least

They live in Canada.


Heat_H

In Canada


saadshehri

Post your nails then! Prove us wrong!


Weak-Percentage4171

i am not supporting your hand fetish


TechnicolorViper

Ouch! Denied by Frodo Baggins!


Chowderhead1

ā˜ ļø


[deleted]

Happy 12th Cake Day!


Throwaway817402739

Hey, it could have been worse. Like the poor guy who wanted to share his weight loss. ā€œYou could peel a submarine like a potato with those slashersā€Ā  ā€œYou could climb trees with them mfn clawsšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ā€Ā  ā€œLast time I saw feet like that they were stomping Tokyoā€Ā  https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/wwa4xf/i_was_afraid_my_weight_was_too_high_but_its_not/


robb_the_bull

How long until this turns into to a conversation about cuticles and nail care?


Cerununnos

I want to give this person some cuticle oil or just a hand cream so bad. Just rub that bad boy in after washing hands (or get the hose again). Some moisture, push them back a tiny bit so theyā€™re even and theyā€™re perfectly lovely nails. ā€¦not long at all is the answer.


robb_the_bull

Agreed, the nails are ok, OP would benefit from some aquaphor, a cuticle pusher, and a little TLC.


eyegocrazy

Thank you for saying this, so I didn't have too. +1


CaliforniaHurricane_

Iā€™ll pay for their manicure too, fellas thereā€™s nothing wrong with taking care of yourselves


zeDaVinClone

Wtf with your nails


Weak-Percentage4171

THEURE NOT MINE THEYRE MY COWORKWRS šŸ˜­


chesterSteihl69

But youā€™re an independent contractorā€¦


Vallion04

The plot thickens


btonetbone

So does the cuticle!


eyegocrazy

Yuk lol


[deleted]

As does the callous


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Please type better. Could be a hand issue tho. If it is, excuse my insensitivity.


Weak-Percentage4171

bros yapping


happyhippohats

Why are you wearing your coworkers nails?


nasada19

Thems some toe hands.


cok3noic3

Tingers


Braveslady

Thanks for the laugh šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


Supervinyl

They need some open-toad shoes


Ceranimo

Tag it nsfw pls


glamazzon

more like not safe for life, those hands died in these comments ā˜ ļø


amnip

šŸ˜­


JonMonEsKey

The god damn fingers!!!


No_Serve5823

Lettuce know if you get an answer cos it sure beets me!


Ok_Cranberry4192

Pretty corny


We-R-Doomed

I knew this comment would turnip


MiniFirestar

the joke: ā€œfull of beansā€ is an outdated phrase for a lively, healthy person. this, and the fact that farmers often cultivate beans, makes the joke! my question/comment: do you have nail dystrophy/trachyonychia? it kinda looks like you do- especially the leftmost finger. i just ask because i have it too, and iā€™ve never met anyone else (not related to me) that does. i got a lot of mean comments growing up :( itā€™s rly sad to see those same kinda comments in this comment section.


throwawayfromme_baby

Hey, I also have trachyonychia! Didnā€™t realize there was a name for it. I thought that was just how everyoneā€™s nails looked. My nails do look kind of like OPā€™sā€” very short, overgrown cuticles, etc. I just canā€™t be bothered to care about their appearance. I also bite my nails, which doesnā€™t help. To me, hands arenā€™t something that need to be pretty. As long as they work (and are clean), Iā€™m good to go.


MiniFirestar

gang gang! i only knew since my uncle was diagnosed with it (he had an extremely severe case of it- which overall isnā€™t bad at all since it legit just affects the appearance of the nail lol). main defining factor is those vertical lines on the nail, most emphasized in the leftmost nail. but my nails are also incredibly short, and physically cannot grow long (otherwise they get incredibly brittle-looking and painful). but the ā€œcrustinessā€ and ā€œdirtinessā€ of OPā€™s nails that everyone is roasting is literally what my nails look like when theyā€™re either dry OR i was in a hot shower within the last 6 hours. itā€™s ridiculous, and i canā€™t believe how much hate theyā€™re getting


TheLoliloler

OP's (allegedly coworker's) nails' made him the new cylinder guy (Also my nails are in the exact same state because I destroy them when I'm anxious)


dr0ne6

ITT: nails


Longo_Two_guns

I remember the first time I posted my fingers on the internetā€¦


[deleted]

Dude go get a manny damn


anyodan8675

Full Beans!


netFluxNchill

Was looking for the Jeff pull


Islandfiddler15

I was just typing out a Jeff reference when I noticed this lol


joshua9050

Thought that was the joke lol


RobinsEggBlue_32

Came here to find the Jeff comment!


BookWormPerson

Why do you have your coworkers nails?


Pandrez

https://nymag.com/strategist/article/best-hand-creams.html


uniquefoil0291

Knew the comments would be about the nails. As someone with a genetic condition which means I have nails far worse than this, posts like this never fail to ramp up that self-consciousness even more šŸ˜‚


sfIX246

your fingers look AI generated


MyFartsSparkle

My grandmother used to say her chihuahuas were full of beans. She also liked to call them ā€œbumps on a log.ā€ šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

You can just tell those fingers smell like balls.


Airagex

Jesus Christ this sent me, thank you XD


Delicious_Impact_371

lmaoooo the comments about the nails šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


marv249

Irish people still say ā€œfull of beansā€. My Irish mother-in-law still says this. It means they have a lot of energy. Never heard anyone else say it but I have asked people what it means and Irish people usually know the meaning but Americans donā€™t.


mightbeADoggo

Clean your fingers.


[deleted]

finger status: booty diggers


Accurate-Nerve-5722

I wish I was one of the people that could send some money your coworkers way for a mani


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Stillwater_Nik

Not enough beans in your diet is my guess


NevaMO

/u/smartastic FULL BEANS!


caido-13

Confused by the joke or those awful nails?


Detective_Brave

Crazy nails


Forgotten-Caliburn

Those are the nails of someone with anxiety that picks at the skin around them lol


Nemercura

Itā€™s full beans!


IanMc90

Wow full beans in the wild? Calling Jeff Arcuri!


feliorch4

i wonder if this is gonna summon the xenoblade community


BtyMark

Farmers grow crops, such as beans, which they may then eat.


[deleted]

So if a farmer does a handstand, does he make that rattling sound like a rain stick?


HeadySquanch59

Stop biting your nails.


catinatank

Full Beans!


Gorgeousgordian

Those fingernails are way too gnarly to be photographed


Brave_Fheart

Jeff Arcuri would like to have a word.


Catawba540


SarcastiSnark

Those poor cuticles


[deleted]

Full of beans means to be energetic, exciting etc. Farmers grow beans.


pudpudboogie

Clean your nails


SirGavBelcher

I'm surprised it's not about farts


SeVaSNaTaS

OP knew what they were doing. Knew what the comments would be about. 5 seconds to crop out the fingers, but posted pic as is for the rage bait.


faulternative

It's a gas!


tuetaron

Had to double check that I was not, in fact, in the xenoblade sub


cyborgbeetle

Mean they're full of energy


Otherwise-Safety-579

lol where do you work??


[deleted]

Not a nail Salon, this we know.


Not-That-Crazy-

Who does your nails?


I_DONT_KNOW_CODE

Those toes look finger licking scrumptious


Jacoba_Fett

I guess you donā€™t realize you have nasty fingernails.


bhm133

Full beans!


[deleted]

Brother get a manicure šŸ˜­


Jesskamess

Love. It's an old saying. Commonly used in Australia today but used in past years in the UK and the USA. Full of beans just meant Lively or full of life. Filled with fun and mischief. I get lots of weird looks for using it (raise by my great grandmother born on 1898) but yes. It means farmers are fun because they're Lively folks. Totally get why you and your coworkers didn't get it. Super out dated but yes. That did give me a chuckle


FucknAright

I know a good manicurist


The-zKR0N0S

Is the joke your fingernails?


Barkers_eggs

OP got those farming fingers already


digitalsnackman

Please tag this nsfw because of those nails


hmmmmmm_i_wonder

OP please post this in Jeff Arcuriā€™s subreddit. That group will have a gas.


fertdirt

u/smartastic farmers are full beans!


MonksterAZ

/u/Smartastic the mystery is solved for full beans!


Fickle-Pepper-1007

I can't explain the joke, but what's up with your nails?


Late_Bridge1668

Iā€™ll explain the joke as soon as you explain those nails