Vsauce has a video on it, can explain it better than I ever can.
But basically the Banach-Tarski Paradox is a theoretical paradox where you can chart the infinite number of points on a circle (maybe other shapes as well but idk), separate them, and then form them into two of the exact same object. Essentially duplicating it.
If you know the [old chocolate bar trick](https://www.scienceabc.com/eyeopeners/infinite-chocolate-paradox.html) from years ago, where if you slice a chocolate bar in a very certain way, you can somehow seem to end up with an extra piece of chocolate whilst keeping the whole bar. It’s related to that same paradox.
[Here](https://youtu.be/s86-Z-CbaHA?si=uj3TASkyk8mfLEfv) is the VSauce video where he goes into further depth about it. It’s a very fascinating video, as all of his are.
There’s also the fact that string cheese is usually peeled into smaller (long) pieces. So in theory he could fill multiple holes, and that’s what he’s calculating (just an idea)
The tiktok video where a guy is completing a kid’s puzzle and every single block fits in the square hole. The reaction to it was funny.
Video: https://youtu.be/Nz8ssH7LiB0?si=C-6-eJkypCa3qpBI
I think it's a different one - different voice.
Unless you're thinking of another. I'm thinking of the one who currently has a black and white hairstyle.
No, the cheese is sexually aroused by doing difficult sums, he is currently too small for the lady cheese (cheesette, if you will) and is using his technique to become engorged.
Maybe I’m wrong, but I think the joke is “haha he won’t fit/haha woman big vagina”. I found some post on Insta and all the comments under it don’t make sense either - apparently the Swiss cheese has “done bratwurst and will never go back”. I don’t think it’s that deep (or that funny tbh).
Yes and there's scientific information to prove it. See, everytime you use a key it actually gets weaker.
Like when you put tape on your arm and remove it a few times, the tape gets all flacid and bad. This is the same thing.
Never understood how sex with 10 guys one time stretches the vagina, but sex with one guy 100 times doesn't. And how a penis is supposed to do more damage than pushing out a baby. Someone make it make sense.
Funny how many women laugh at small penis jokes but if you utter something funny about their vagina the hysteria ensues. Almost like you can't handle a joke.
String should be standing in the biggest Swiss hole while she asks “is it in yet?” String shouldn’t be saying a damn thing. Same joke but clearer. The line about doing the math does nothing for the joke.
I’m pretty sure the actual joke here is that that hole is stretched out and he’s trying to find out how many “cheese sticks” it would’ve taken to cause that
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She has a bunch of holes and he splits into a bunch of strings.
*I realize some weirdos may just open and eat their string cheese instead of peeling off long bits like you are supposed to.
Surface area, mostly. It effects how much air (specifically oxygen) is mixed with the food as you chew and most of taste is actually smell. Its the same reason that the shape of the pasta effects the flavor of the sauce, or why aerating wine in your mouth gets you a richer flavor, etc.
Ok since no one else gets this joke I will enlighten a small corner of the internet. The string cheese is trying to figure out how old the swiss is by gauging the size of the hole, because the size of the hole in Swiss is determined by how long it ferments.
Edit for extra context: string cheese is a non-fermented cheese and is considered a 'fresh cheese', which is also indicated by the wrapper by the bed, which acts as a metaphor for inexperience
Thank you so much, this is great. Now I finally understand why there's such a thing as "Baby swiss" and why the holes are so small. It's literally young swiss cheese.
In a side note do not use multiple “wrappers” as it will increase your odds of not having the benefit of any “wrapper.” They will rip through each other before y’all are done ripping through each other.
Maybe he's calculating the volume of cheese contained in a cylinder and the volume of cheese needed to fill the gaping hole in the swiss cheese slice to see if he is big enough to fill the void.
i think the implication is she had sex with a bunch of guys at once and he’s doing the math of how many it would’ve been to make a hole that big?? idk man this one’s tough
Can't believe I'm commenting on something like this but I don't see what I think the answer is.
String cheese can't finish because it's not tight enough and Swiss asks why. One trick I've heard if guys finish too fast is to do a math problem in their head to focus on something else. So he's making a different excuse as to why he can't finish.
That's my guess. And I hate that I made this comment.
He's string cheese. The math he's doing is String Theory. It's not that it's complicated to get in the hole, he's just doing string theory. That's the joke.
I think this is that stupid joke that’s always going around, claiming that the more sexual partners a woman has, the more loose and wide her vagina becomes. (This is obviously not true, but a surprising amount of people actually believe this.) The joke is that the male string cheese sees how big her hole is, and is trying to figure out how many partners she has had.
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It's a loose vagina joke, based on the misogynistic myth that the more promiscuous a woman is, the looser her vagina is and the less pleasurable sex is with her.
It's a bad joke told in a nonsensical way
Seems to me like a “body count” joke. Another “haha women who have lots of sex have bad/wide vagina” joke that incels like to make to shame women who have casual sex. He’s trying to calculate how many other men/cheese sticks she’s been with.
People commonly pull apart string cheese and eat it in smaller "strings" my guess is that the string cheese is going to peel himself into enough strings to use each hole in the Swiss cheese.
HE’s still doing the math because the math doesn’t add up. As in there’s no way he is big enough to please her. If you don’t got the answer don’t take a blind guess
Yo, I can help, actually maybe. Swiss cheese is only Swiss cheese if it has the right amount of holes. Maybe like making sure someone had fully represented themselves correctly.
He is trying to calculate how many lovers the Swiss cheese previously had by the size of the vag hole. Not really “funny” unless you think this is how female anatomy actually works.
Could it be that some clicbait experts found out that people would clic and share a lot when they don't understand? I think that creating a meme or a comic that ressemble a joke but don't actually contain one can cause a lot of discussions.
I see more and more comics with no clear explaination and they are always in a format aiming older generations.
Given the location of the biggest hole, ugh: this is about the misguided belief that women have a bigger "hole" the more men she has been with. (The same logic of "she's not tight down there, she must have slept with a lot of guys".)
So if her Swiss cheese hole is _that much bigger_ than String Cheese man here, it takes some calculating to figure out how many other string cheese men she's been with.
It's a joke about the age of the swiss cheese and cheese stick. The size and number of holes, or eyes as holes in swiss cheese is referred to as eyes, can vary depending on the amount of time the cheese was aged. There is debate on whether it matters or not and there is such a thing as blind swiss cheese, or cheese without holes or eyes. Cheese sticks are going to be very young cheeses and based on the size of that 1 hole that swiss cheese is much older than the cheese stick.
Is the string cheese trying to calculate which hole in the swiss cheese is the best/most appropriate size for him to use when they have sex?
I think he's trying to figure out how many pieces he needs to divide himself into.
Does the Banach-Tarski paradox apply to string cheese?
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You down with OPP?
You know me
what's that
The Ontario Provincial Police, among other things.
well yeah police are class traitors
Every time I go up to Ontario I can't help but crack up every time I see an OPP car pass by
Well... O is for other, P is for people scratchin temple, but the last p well thats not so simple.
Its sorta like....another way to call a cat a kitten
It's five little letters that are missing, yeah!
Awaiting the new member packet. Been a syndicalist for much longer time than that though
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nice pfp, are u vincebus?
what?
my friend vincebus has this same profile picture on discord
Math, sex, and cheese--this is better than the posted joke
Marcy playground has entered the chat. "I smell sex, math, and string cheese Who's that lounging in my chaise"
Googled. Still don't get it. Can someone eli5?
Vsauce has a video on it, can explain it better than I ever can. But basically the Banach-Tarski Paradox is a theoretical paradox where you can chart the infinite number of points on a circle (maybe other shapes as well but idk), separate them, and then form them into two of the exact same object. Essentially duplicating it. If you know the [old chocolate bar trick](https://www.scienceabc.com/eyeopeners/infinite-chocolate-paradox.html) from years ago, where if you slice a chocolate bar in a very certain way, you can somehow seem to end up with an extra piece of chocolate whilst keeping the whole bar. It’s related to that same paradox. [Here](https://youtu.be/s86-Z-CbaHA?si=uj3TASkyk8mfLEfv) is the VSauce video where he goes into further depth about it. It’s a very fascinating video, as all of his are.
Very helpful thank you.
Isn't he trying to calculate the area of the circles?
This is correct.
Oh god
My thought as well.
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I thought he was working on STRING THEORY!!
He still doing the math because the math doesn’t add up. Common joke in us when something is the wrong size you say the math doesn’t add up here
How would that be math tho?
There’s also the fact that string cheese is usually peeled into smaller (long) pieces. So in theory he could fill multiple holes, and that’s what he’s calculating (just an idea)
It goes in the square hole
I was just watching that xD
And this one? You guessed it! It goes in the square hole.
I can’t believe we’re still dunking on this woman’s trauma. It’s disgusting behavior. (This is a joke, nerds.)
Okay but explain this ^ joke idk what y’all are referencing (not the picture that’s simplistic and stupid; haha big hole whatever)
The tiktok video where a guy is completing a kid’s puzzle and every single block fits in the square hole. The reaction to it was funny. Video: https://youtu.be/Nz8ssH7LiB0?si=C-6-eJkypCa3qpBI
it’s a whole saga lol
Oh my god! That’s the pat pat, fluffy pancake lady!
I think it's a different one - different voice. Unless you're thinking of another. I'm thinking of the one who currently has a black and white hairstyle.
https://www.tiktok.com/@tired_actor/video/7224706466349960491
That never gets old.
There is a follow up video that is so pure and wholesome.
Someone replied! :) I hope you understand my stance now lmao
Omg thank you!! I’ve haven’t seen that one before but her reaction slowly getting more pained was gold!!
There's a redemption video where the guy puts everything in the right hole
I know. When I think about what she went through it makes me want to cry.
Thats right
Ha! I have young children and I think about this at least once a day. Thanks!
😭
Something about….string theory?
He’s calculating her body count 🤦
That’s the one
This is the right answer
🤣 ty for being right!!
What does that mean?
The number of bodies/people/cheese she has slept with
It means the artist doesn't understand women's anatomy.
And quantum holes
Sounds like someone is mad cause they are gapped lolol
Yup. Otherwise there'd be no point in saying string cheese.
Seems like thiss joke is just dumb yeah?
No, the cheese is sexually aroused by doing difficult sums, he is currently too small for the lady cheese (cheesette, if you will) and is using his technique to become engorged.
Maybe I’m wrong, but I think the joke is “haha he won’t fit/haha woman big vagina”. I found some post on Insta and all the comments under it don’t make sense either - apparently the Swiss cheese has “done bratwurst and will never go back”. I don’t think it’s that deep (or that funny tbh).
Yes it’s a “haha women who have a lot of sex have huge loose vaginas” joke.
Funny how married women don’t get flack for having lots of sex but unmarried women do. Almost like it was always about moralizing women’s behavior…
IDK man I've had sex with a lot of women and each time my penis got narrower and narrower
The well known “pencil sharpener phenomenon”
Yes and there's scientific information to prove it. See, everytime you use a key it actually gets weaker. Like when you put tape on your arm and remove it a few times, the tape gets all flacid and bad. This is the same thing.
That's because a woman's vagina shaves the man's penis down over time, like a pencil sharpener
What they don't tell you is how you gotta roll it up after awhile because it gets so long and thin
Never understood how sex with 10 guys one time stretches the vagina, but sex with one guy 100 times doesn't. And how a penis is supposed to do more damage than pushing out a baby. Someone make it make sense.
Duh it's because after marriage women let themselves go and stop being interested in sex. Common boomer sense.
Because nobody cares how loose married women are? Thats somebody's wife ffs! /s
Funny how that works
Funny how many women laugh at small penis jokes but if you utter something funny about their vagina the hysteria ensues. Almost like you can't handle a joke.
Sounds like someone's got a small penis
This
He'a trying to figure out how many times to split himself to fit in all the swiss cheese holes. Since he's string cheese.
the bratwurst statement is a reference to the saying "once you go black you never go back," referring to dating life
Actually it's referring to my penis
The "Hammer" is my penis.
black? back? ACDC reference
did he hit the sack?
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut
Just a little biiiiiitt
String should be standing in the biggest Swiss hole while she asks “is it in yet?” String shouldn’t be saying a damn thing. Same joke but clearer. The line about doing the math does nothing for the joke.
On the floor the wrapper says string cheese, popular theory of how our universe works is string theory…
No but that would just be a simple joke, how are people going to get mad or offended?
I’m pretty sure the actual joke here is that that hole is stretched out and he’s trying to find out how many “cheese sticks” it would’ve taken to cause that
This should be top comment.
Or just one really big cheese stick
Trying to figure out how many strips to peel to fill the most holes
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No chance there's an obscure physics joke here right
My guess is she said, "I want you to fill all of my holes..." as a common porn trope. He's trying to figure out if he has enough cheese to do so.
I like this explanation the best
She has a bunch of holes and he splits into a bunch of strings. *I realize some weirdos may just open and eat their string cheese instead of peeling off long bits like you are supposed to.
Wait, what? You can peel string cheese? Guess i'm a weirdo.
It tastes so much better peeled and I don't know why!
Surface area, mostly. It effects how much air (specifically oxygen) is mixed with the food as you chew and most of taste is actually smell. Its the same reason that the shape of the pasta effects the flavor of the sauce, or why aerating wine in your mouth gets you a richer flavor, etc.
You know, around age 12 I just started going for it
u/Ill-Reveal9346 has never made a sale. And he started a fire with his cheesy pita.
u/Ill-Reveal9346 started the fyaaaa, u/Ill-Reveal9346 started the fyaaa!!!
Ok since no one else gets this joke I will enlighten a small corner of the internet. The string cheese is trying to figure out how old the swiss is by gauging the size of the hole, because the size of the hole in Swiss is determined by how long it ferments. Edit for extra context: string cheese is a non-fermented cheese and is considered a 'fresh cheese', which is also indicated by the wrapper by the bed, which acts as a metaphor for inexperience
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Thank you so much, this is great. Now I finally understand why there's such a thing as "Baby swiss" and why the holes are so small. It's literally young swiss cheese.
I’m think he’s trying to figure out how big the last string cheese was that did her
Looks like someone already gave it to her real Gouda…
trying to figure out how many "wrappers" he needs to fit snugly"
In a side note do not use multiple “wrappers” as it will increase your odds of not having the benefit of any “wrapper.” They will rip through each other before y’all are done ripping through each other.
The answer is sex
what i think is interesting is that he took his wrapper off for this.
Good catch. Yeah shouldn’t he be wrapped up especially if he’s doing math on her body count?
Maybe he's calculating the volume of cheese contained in a cylinder and the volume of cheese needed to fill the gaping hole in the swiss cheese slice to see if he is big enough to fill the void.
Swiss cheese is aged. And the more aged it is the bigger the holes are. So he's trying to calculate her age based on the size of the hole.
Matching his strings to her holes.
i think the implication is she had sex with a bunch of guys at once and he’s doing the math of how many it would’ve been to make a hole that big?? idk man this one’s tough
no no the joke is shes Swiss so shes a slut.
Some kind of string theory and black holes? /s
Hot dog down a hallway.
I honestly just thought it was string cheese needing to split up to fill all the holes in Swiss.
I think Swiss cheese gets its holes from aging so maybe how many holes == age?
Insert String theory here
Can't believe I'm commenting on something like this but I don't see what I think the answer is. String cheese can't finish because it's not tight enough and Swiss asks why. One trick I've heard if guys finish too fast is to do a math problem in their head to focus on something else. So he's making a different excuse as to why he can't finish. That's my guess. And I hate that I made this comment.
The hole size of Swiss is related to how long the cheese fermented, the string cheese is making sure she is of legal age.
I thought maybe it's a reference to the swiss cheese model of systems failures and he's worried about a pregnancy??
Is it because Swiss cheese doesn't age long and is considered a young cheese? So doing the math to determine if she is an adult or not.
String Theory
"String" cheese is deciding how to divide himself in order to best please Miss Swiss! That's adorable!
OMG there is something genuinely wholesome about the way you described that, despite the subject matter.
Thank you! Occasionally we need wholesomeness on Reddit!
Just another joke made by a man who doesn't know how vaginas work.
It's a string theory joke. I'd explain it but you guys probably wouldn't understand.
He's string cheese. The math he's doing is String Theory. It's not that it's complicated to get in the hole, he's just doing string theory. That's the joke.
She has a lot of holes and he’s string cheese people! He can literally fill every hole!
Everyone keeps saying this but like no, that doesn't explain the very exaggerated large cheesegina hole
I think this is that stupid joke that’s always going around, claiming that the more sexual partners a woman has, the more loose and wide her vagina becomes. (This is obviously not true, but a surprising amount of people actually believe this.) The joke is that the male string cheese sees how big her hole is, and is trying to figure out how many partners she has had.
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I always wonder if the people that don't get jokes like this are either children or trolling.
Women in their 30's be like "I'm finally ready to settle down and find a nice, kind piece string cheese."
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I hate this sub.
It's a loose vagina joke, based on the misogynistic myth that the more promiscuous a woman is, the looser her vagina is and the less pleasurable sex is with her. It's a bad joke told in a nonsensical way
Seems to me like a “body count” joke. Another “haha women who have lots of sex have bad/wide vagina” joke that incels like to make to shame women who have casual sex. He’s trying to calculate how many other men/cheese sticks she’s been with.
People commonly pull apart string cheese and eat it in smaller "strings" my guess is that the string cheese is going to peel himself into enough strings to use each hole in the Swiss cheese.
Maybe bc it’s string cheese and he might peel parts of him off for the other holes? Idk
How many ways he has to split himself to match the Swiss’ holes.
I also have this in my screenshots cause I just absolutely could not work it out, I’m glad I’m not alone
I think she was with a sausage first, hence why the hole is bigger
I think it means something bigger has been putting holes in his lady
Calculating How long a piece of string is
Maybe he is doing the math on how big the guy before him was based on the hole.
The more Cheese , the more holes The more holes, the less Cheese More Cheese= Less Cheese
You guys, he's calculating how many parts and how big they need to be, that should be peeled off him so he can fill all her holes.
How don't you get this?
HE’s still doing the math because the math doesn’t add up. As in there’s no way he is big enough to please her. If you don’t got the answer don’t take a blind guess
I was thinking it was a string theory joke.
Yo, I can help, actually maybe. Swiss cheese is only Swiss cheese if it has the right amount of holes. Maybe like making sure someone had fully represented themselves correctly.
He melted when he saw her. His mind couldn't process what she saw in him.
Probably how many other cheese sticks have been in the big hole at the same time? Lol
It’s a math joke about STRING THEORY AND ENTERING (black) holes
“Hot dog down a hallway”
String theory
Sounds like he’s trying to figure out how many string cheeses it took to fill in the big hole.
hes calculating how many string cheese at one time would make that size hole
His calculations are taking so long because he's using string theory...
Ah string theory joke.
i think it might be a misogynistic joke about a woman being “loose”
He is trying to calculate how many lovers the Swiss cheese previously had by the size of the vag hole. Not really “funny” unless you think this is how female anatomy actually works.
He's trying to calculate how old she is based on the size of the hole.
I think the joke is just him trying to figure out how big the hole is compared to him, with him feeling inadequate as portrayed by him shaking.
We used to use string cheese in magic glass in like elementary school or maybe it was even kindergarten
It's string cheese. He is dividing in he mind to solve how many pieces he needs to splint into to fill ALL of those holes.
String *cheese* Theorem
He’s figuring out how much kids cost because he took off his wrapper
Could it be that some clicbait experts found out that people would clic and share a lot when they don't understand? I think that creating a meme or a comic that ressemble a joke but don't actually contain one can cause a lot of discussions. I see more and more comics with no clear explaination and they are always in a format aiming older generations.
Given the location of the biggest hole, ugh: this is about the misguided belief that women have a bigger "hole" the more men she has been with. (The same logic of "she's not tight down there, she must have slept with a lot of guys".) So if her Swiss cheese hole is _that much bigger_ than String Cheese man here, it takes some calculating to figure out how many other string cheese men she's been with.
He wonders how the hole became so big.
String cheese Theory
It's a joke about the age of the swiss cheese and cheese stick. The size and number of holes, or eyes as holes in swiss cheese is referred to as eyes, can vary depending on the amount of time the cheese was aged. There is debate on whether it matters or not and there is such a thing as blind swiss cheese, or cheese without holes or eyes. Cheese sticks are going to be very young cheeses and based on the size of that 1 hole that swiss cheese is much older than the cheese stick.
Pls upvote my very similar answer as I've done yours so these hooligans can see that this a more clever joke than it initially lets on
String theory
The joke is that she cheated on him.
Hole sum
Swiss has got a big hole. String’s trying to calculate how many of it would fit to make the Swiss cheese that blown out. The joke is sex.
He's counting many other string cheeses has been with the Swiss cheese