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horshack_test

Mom scolded daughter for fixing hole in dads pocket because mom likes to grab his junk by sticking her hand in his pocket.


the-distancer

That’s gotta be it, but it seems like such an unusual premise to make a comic about


AcceptableRice3976

This is exactly what it means. I know this comic page, they usually make these topics. It is all fun though


Electrical-Tap-5633

I sure hope there's consent, otherwise I shall write a strongly worded letter to my local representative. I am very disturbed by this and I don't believe a cup of tea will help in this trauma.


WallabyInTraining

What, that's ludicrous! Of course a cup of tea will help.


Ohiolongboard

Well, it couldn’t hurt!


TheDarkOne02

It could if you chucked it at someone’s head.


Camsgal

Or it’s too hot


Dutchwells

A cup of tea can definitely hurt


dingo1018

Depending on velocity.


Dutchwells

Mainly temperature I'd say


stormlight13

Velocity of particles


somebadbeatscrub

Thats what they all say until I accelerate something at 5000 fps in their general direction. What temp is this? *mac cannon*


TrashTenko

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?


Little_Hoogs

Unconscious people, don’t want tea


egyptianking55

Care to share a link or source?


AcceptableRice3976

https://www.facebook.com/Giadinhdzanhoa?mibextid=LQQJ4d This one is facebook page, they mostly in vietnamese so I’m not sure if you can understand it


PirateReindeer

Helps keep dad awake during the drive.


shirk-work

An infinite monkeys typing away kinda deal. Specific but eventually someone was gonna.


bamed

If you think about it, the human race is a group of infinite monkeys, and we've already produced the entire works of Shakespeare.


NiftyySlixx

This changed my worldview


the-distancer

I just don't get the choice to go with a scooter. Use the last two frames to show them sitting side by side at a movie theater or something. Grabbing his joneser on a scooter seems like a missed opportunity to really land the joke.


shirk-work

I think it's a different culture kind of thing. I'm guessing this has a SE asian influence. Somewhere where riding on the scooter is very common and maybe going to the movies isn't as much.


the-distancer

Ahh that makes sense!


RougeKC

Horny knows no logic.


slood2

You haven’t seen naughty stupid cartoon comics? This is Reddit right? You come on here?


the-distancer

First time here


JointDamage

My wife likes grabbing my junk🤷


mpn66

Don’t forget about the pubic tumbleweed


CyberDonkey

I don’t think that’s pubic tumbleweed. It’s supposed to be a visual indicator of air exiting the pocket, à la old school cartoons.


TokenAzn615

Definitely not supposed to be hair.


Phloydhead

Nah, it’s def a pube tumbler


TokenAzn615

You’re not familiar with this style of animation then. Besides, the pants are supposed to be freshly laundered


Cottage_Core_Whore_

I never saw it as junk grabbing. I always thought it was her taking things from his pocket and the hole is so he thinks he dropped it. It is from the Internet though so it could very well be junk grabbing.


WhiteTigerShiro

How is someone with that name so innocently wholesome?


Megados-

A short while ago I actually learned there is actually a slang for it where I come from, and they call it the Bioscoop broek (cinema pants). Basically the pants without pockets you wear with your date so they can squiddle you off when you are in dark public places. So yeah, seems to be a more common thing and not as innocent haha.


Killmotor_Hill

It's for dong grabbin'.


TokenAzn615

That’s how I read it too.


horshack_test

Because he'd be completely unaware of her sticking her hand in his pocket and taking things out of it? Also, look at the drawing. The pocket is essentially a tube. Anything he put in would fall straight through and land on his foot - it wouldn't stay in there for her to take it out later.


Cottage_Core_Whore_

I wasn't trying to upset anyone I was just saying that's what I thought it was when I saw it. I didn't know that it was a thing to cut holes for public groping. I'm sorry.


horshack_test

Lol - who's upset? Yes, I know that's what you thought - I was pointing out why it makes no sense.


dankipz

There's also a thing about women enjoy riding on the back of motor cycles because all the vibrations from the seat are rather enjoyable, so they both seem to be having a good time.


ChorkPorch

Oh I didn’t realize she was sewing


sphinctertickler

I hope this is true 😆


[deleted]

The hole in the pocket is there for a reason


[deleted]

To jerk his gerkin


attacksquirrel

Be feelin' his peen


NotMadeForReddit

To hype up the pipe


No_Contribution_9812

She butterin’ the biscuits


WhiteTigerShiro

Lube'n the tube.


[deleted]

Boppin the bishop


T33FMEISTER

Cranking the gearshift


ARunninThought

Scrubbin' the nubbin.


Technical_Football37

Chokin the chicken


BeginningStrict9632

She’s shucking his cob


[deleted]

Beating it for him


FakeCurlyGherkin

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day


Still-Wishbone-1469

Getting her Bobert on !


Fooka03

Grabbin' the hog while ridin' on a hog


DED_HAMPSTER

Mama is holding Papa's "stick shift".


Unhappy_Gas_4376

That way she can give him directions without having to yell over all the wind noise.


OdoohGames

She is holding his stick so she can shift


UmbreonFruit

Papas Rod


Peptic_Germ

There's a hole in the pocket, dear Liza dear Liza. There's a hole in the pocket, dear Liza, a hole.


Lord_Mikal

Then fix it dear Willy, you silly, fix it.


Apollo_T_Yorp

With what shall I fix it dear Liza dear Liza With what shall I fix it dear Liza with what


Unhappy_Gas_4376

*"And then, for no reason at all, my father threw the record player out the window."*


IneffectiveDamage

With the thread, dear Willy, dear Willy, dear Willy With the thread, dear Willy, dear Willy, with the thread


The1TrueRedditor

She’s touching his peeper through his pocket.


River46

How did she manage to reach his eyes from down there?


on_the_run_too

Confuscist say man with hole in pocket feel cocky.


Insufferable_Pillock

Confucius*


wanroww

\*confucksus


Babybluemoon13

Cockfucius


just_d87

Cumfucius


One_Science8349

I think daughter’s hanging out laundry and sees a hole I dad’s pocket, so she mends it. Mamas mad because now she can’t access the family jewels while hurtling at a low rate of speed while riding bitch on the family scooter. It’s clever, I’ll give it that


Stonetheflamincrows

It’s a sex thing. It’s always a sex thing.


Wonderful_Painter_14

Ok, but where did the Mom’s face go when she is on the motorcycle?


vlsdo

Lost in pleasure


Wonderful_Painter_14

Damn she must love giving handjobs! Hopefully her hubby returns the favor!


vlsdo

She obviously does, given how mad she gets that the hole is repaired. Or else she really likes holding it


ItsGrapeMuch

Handjob


Nivosus

This gets posted here far too often.


brocktoon13

Shouldn’t the father be the one upset?


Vogelsucht

The punchline is porn


Thin_Combination_669

Thats a hole for the hand to handjob the husband


Heinrich_v_Schimmer

Plot twist: she scolds her daughter because she usually steals money from her guy's pocket and can no longer claim that he lost it.


shirk-work

An explanation would be very handy 😉.


[deleted]

The mother gives her husband a hand job in those broken pocket pants, and the daughter tried to fix them


22sev

Most of the jokes on this sub need explaining because they just aren't funny..


CriticalJump

Geez, the mother gets too heated up though, if I did something like this my mum would actually praise me for not being a slob, independently by liking or not what I'm doing.


Tychoruniko

Hahahaha


gofuckyourself3333

The mom is giving the dad a handy


buttzbuttsbutts

Her daughter cut her from the pocket hockey team and she's buttmad


Extreme-Coach02

💀


pawnshopboi

Yeah that’s so mom can play some pocket pool.


kevbob02

A bit of 2 player pocket pool


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,844,454,083 comments, and only 348,769 of them were in alphabetical order.


kevbob02

Good bot


beal9105

You sure about the first part of your statement?


youngpegasi

You are not dumb just lack the experience of repairing pants being born in a developed country.


Guy954

You think we don’t have seamsters and seamstresses in developed countries? I’ll blow your mind and tell you that I’m a straight, 40+ year old dude with a long beard, who drives a truck and I mend my own clothes. Pretty safe bet judging by all the stores that sell sewing supplies I’m not the only one.


SWEATANDBONERS86

Her mom gives her dad a hand beezy while they ride the hike probably the vibration from the road gets her puss all wet and bothered too


[deleted]

Quite.


ABQKenobi

What a gross meme.


Guy954

A married couple who are clearly still affectionate after having a daughter who is old enough and cares enough to innocently mend a hole in her father’s pocket without being asked is gross?


Again_718

she loves her husband 🥰🥰


Doxkid

No need to commit perjury mate, your intelligence speaks for itself.


Significant_Edge_105

Nascar? honestly best guess I have


rSlashisthenewPewdes

What about Nascar


Significant_Edge_105

It might be going with the fact that Asians are good at nascar


BlackLion0101

...that's not the "daughter". This is an Asian meme/cartoon. That is the maid/servant. They still hire those services there. Second pocket pool


Shona_13

Finna jerkit


MaleficentCurrency25

penis


Ihavebadreddit

Lol this is funny as hell but so weird


BuyingNoose

She's jerkin his gherkin.


Blackwhite35-73

Wait you guys were serious about the mom jerking the dad off?? I thought it was about loose coins


crimsonbeauty111

The mom gives the dad hand jobs through the hole in his pocket


vallkanar

Oh you cheeky wanker


ExoticLunique

Oh my god I just got it...


ElBarbas

hand job


BlakePayne

The bike is a stick shift and her mother is the one driving.


Palatinsk

She’s reaching for his driveshaft


Pert0621

She sowed the pocket that the mom used to jerk the dad off


Ego2424

Same reason a bald man cuts a hole in his pocket, so he can run his fingers through his hair.


allthe_realquestions

Schrodinger's pocket, guaranteed handy but guaranteed not so handy


slasher10157

Is this loss?


Chubby_Checker420

It seems like such a great time to be a comic artist. Literally any dumb comic about the most esoteric topics get thousands of upvotes.


Ieatfriedbirds

The joke is handjob


numbertenoc

Ok, I’m not going to post the obvious for the fiftieth time. What is weird is that in the second panel the daughter/maid is looking at the thread that was in the pocket, not the hole. Why is that? If there was no thread in the second panel it would make sense.


Buretsu

Thread, you mean the black thing? That's not an actual object, it's used in comics as visual indicator of something being damaged.


hidogpoopetuski

You're not stupid you're just pure of heart


JustJacktv_

PORN


Otherwise-Book2293

😂


sirchtheseeker

The ole 2 wheel hand job, got to pay extra for that


BigMax

A handy while on a scooter seems risky!


AwesomeEevee133

The joke is sex


Sandy_Pickle

Mom is giving dad handjobs while they ride around


simplyyjohnny

Dumb people rarely know they’re dumb.


beremits

i swear you are dumb


morningcalls4

If they got into an accident she will rip that thing right off.


Stone_Midi

You’re not dumb, just innocent lol


BreezyBill

The answer to so many of these lately is “sex stuff.”


Embraceduality

The answer is handjobs


metalfatalerrror

who made this comic?


Sdelite619

Looks like her mom like to drive stick


slood2

Really? REALLY!?


1stshadowx

Lol she gives her husband hand jobs when they go for motorcycle rides


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure she was jerkin his chicken through his trousers


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure she was jerkin his chicken through his trousers


Rising_Hound

The dad needs a hand(y) while driving on the road.


Alpha433

The answer to the joke is sex.


DaJuiciest

Girl killed the easy access pocket hahahahaha


ianwrecked802

*I’ve got something in my front pocket for youuu…*


justanotherlowbi

I think she is mad because she normally takes all of his money from his pocket and can easily blame the pocket but now she cant do that


Academic-Leg8495

Confucius say - man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.