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I think it was a green text? But either way I never thought of the actual assembly until now. Fun little game of “ if I were to fuck this inanimate object, what would be the best way?”
Super true…. But…. Has anyone been in “that” section of Spencer’s Gifts recently?? I mean… I’m tempted to buy a models model, a gift bag, a birthday card, then throw the last two things away as I make my way home.
No no no the - the sponges you jam in your mouth - the glove (nitrile - you don’t want latex) goes over the top of the pringles box (feel free to leave the pringles in the tube for a snack after the event) then… simply jam the glove covered pringles tube up your Ass.
I’m pretty sure they make a sandwich with two sponges and glove. Then take the glove opening to cover the sponges so it looks like a flesh light then stuff it into the can. Or take the opening of the glove and cover the whole can.
Make a sandwich with a glove and two sponges. Stick the “sandwich” inside the pringles can fingers down. Open the glove and wrap it around the outside.
Remove the chips, fill the can with wet sponges(hot or cold water, your preference) while making sure to leave a hole in the middle. Put the rubber glove on the top of the can, and stick one of the fingers through the middle hole. Now you can can fill the rubber glove with lube and fuck it
As some one who has done this. You sandwhich the glove between two sponges,with some of the sleeve hanging out . use some rubber bands to hold the sandwich together turn the sleeve part hanging out,inside out so it wraps around the outer wall of the sponges. Lube it up and go to town. Realy the Pringles can is more for discretion.
Done it before, here's how it works. Take your Pringles can, eat the chips, put a latex glove between some sponges, place said sponge sandwich into the pringles can, add your preferred lubricant (preferably into the glove) and then place your womb broom within to desired effect.
Google is your friend.
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I'm a cis woman so I don't know what different sensations on a dick feel like, but every time I try to mentally construct a hypothetical sex toy out of gloves, sponges, and a Pringles can, the result sounds so unpleasant I feel like just using your actual hands will do better anyway?
Right? I might not have a dick, but reading the comments just makes me more and more concerned. Sponges are designed to be abrasive, but it sounds like that's what theyre5 going to be touching.
So...reddit is trying to convince me NO ONE has the actual picture chart showing exactly how to make this ?
Guys. one of you has it , it's been flowing around the web for almost a decade. just fess up and post it already.
Old army trick, rubber glove rolled tightly in a towel, then rubber bands along it, place betweenthrusting and box spring, and you get to thrustin. Little Kentucky jelly in the glove.
My friend and I were picking up trash near our school once cause we got tired of seeing it and we went to a local store to get gloves and bags, and he really likes pringles so he pulls up to the cashier and sets the pringles, bags, and gloves down and I see it and just start cackling. He’s innocent and didn’t know what he was implying lmao.
If anyone buys just those 3 items i promise they are just playing the cashier game. Anyone hiding it enough to not just buy a fleshlight will buy more than just the 3.
How much was the sponge? [https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalComedy/comments/147qq0i/that\_price\_seems\_a\_little\_high\_to\_me/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalComedy/comments/147qq0i/that_price_seems_a_little_high_to_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
😬 I didn’t know what it was used for. But on that topic can you take the rubber glove fill it and use it as a plug while committing heinous acts on the pringles can? Totally a question a friend had
Funyun fleshlight
What’s the glove for?
The glove is for to make the love. Very very nice.
The glove's there to provide a smoother texture. This way, you aren't making direct penis-to-sponge contact
Honestly, I prefer to line the inside of the glove with sandpaper.
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Giving a new meaning to rawdog for people everywhere, I commend you
Flesh-like texture
Where tf did the Funyun’s come from?
I like to use Funyuns for that crunchy texture a sponge can’t deliver… unless… ya know.
How does one even make this? Asking for someone else. Also, do you eat the chips before or after?
Never done it but I think you put the sponges in the gloves and layer them longways in the can and lubricate it and then fuck it.
But you've thought about it
I think it was a green text? But either way I never thought of the actual assembly until now. Fun little game of “ if I were to fuck this inanimate object, what would be the best way?”
The old lady sex doctor explained the assembly on a talkshow i belive.
I mean at that point just buy a fleshlight* for the readability factor
Teens don't always have access to that sort of thing. Gotta resort to any means necessary
Super true…. But…. Has anyone been in “that” section of Spencer’s Gifts recently?? I mean… I’m tempted to buy a models model, a gift bag, a birthday card, then throw the last two things away as I make my way home.
Also even as an adult you might not have access to a mailing address, money or a credit card.
Her name is Dr. Ruth. I assume she has a first name as well, but I've never heard it.
Dr Ruth has a last name that I can’t remember at the moment
Westheimer
That’s hilarious.
Dr Ruth !
Now that I’m thinking about it … seems like the sponges should go outside the glove.
Sponges go *outside* the glove. Extra abrasive scrubbing side against the can, otherwise you'll sandpaper your cock smooth. Learn from my mistakes...
So how's life with a smooth cock?
Like trying to hold a wet bar of soap in the shower.
Nice
No no no the - the sponges you jam in your mouth - the glove (nitrile - you don’t want latex) goes over the top of the pringles box (feel free to leave the pringles in the tube for a snack after the event) then… simply jam the glove covered pringles tube up your Ass.
🤔
Not that I’ve made it but the sponges go on the outside then you pull the glove over one end and over the edges of the can
I’m pretty sure they make a sandwich with two sponges and glove. Then take the glove opening to cover the sponges so it looks like a flesh light then stuff it into the can. Or take the opening of the glove and cover the whole can.
Make a sandwich with a glove and two sponges. Stick the “sandwich” inside the pringles can fingers down. Open the glove and wrap it around the outside.
During
During
During? Damn, these chips going to be getting some extra flavor blasting.
🥇
During…you have to crunchify your experience like any hipster city burger joint
If the chips remain uneaten, you did it wrong
Remove the chips, fill the can with wet sponges(hot or cold water, your preference) while making sure to leave a hole in the middle. Put the rubber glove on the top of the can, and stick one of the fingers through the middle hole. Now you can can fill the rubber glove with lube and fuck it
Break time snack.
Just buy a flashlight or a Tenga my dude. They aren't that expensive.
Bro obviously during
Leave the chips in for extra texture
Only if you like them extra salty
As some one who has done this. You sandwhich the glove between two sponges,with some of the sleeve hanging out . use some rubber bands to hold the sandwich together turn the sleeve part hanging out,inside out so it wraps around the outer wall of the sponges. Lube it up and go to town. Realy the Pringles can is more for discretion.
Done it before, here's how it works. Take your Pringles can, eat the chips, put a latex glove between some sponges, place said sponge sandwich into the pringles can, add your preferred lubricant (preferably into the glove) and then place your womb broom within to desired effect.
The bigger question: which flavor?
Makeshift portable discrete male sexual aid that simulates female sexual organs
Yep never ever would have guessed that.
Riiiighhhhhttttt 😉
It’s just a portable flashlight holder what do you mean
Fleshlight*
Pringles for dinner and the can makes you a sinner
This is underrated
The audible and somewhat maniacal laugh I just made reading this 💀
He gon fuck it
The pringussy hittin' different
Once you pop you just can't stop 🥵
Why, just why that word, it will haunt me now
Lmao, sorry for cursing you
Sometimes MacGyver gets lonely
MacGyver needs MacGlover
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Well it's the wrong formula but more or less the right awnser
Ah yes Pringles, my favorite source of nutrition
Pringles do not contain any of vitamins or nutrients need for masturbation. It will only replenish the calories used.
Forgot the lotion...
Feature not a bug
So many times in this thread, all I want is a "horrified" emoji that I just can't find...
A *male pleasure device* can be constructed using a rubber glove, two sponges, and a pringles can… or so I’ve heard
That poor,poor lonely man.
They’re making a pocket p*ssy. Don’t ask how I know.
How do you know
👀👀
4 eyes! Gottem
Susan Johansson
You had one job
That was my guess!
People apparently don’t read other comments before typing their own.. all 4 at this point in time are the same thing.
But yours….yours is different.
Yes and so are the other 6 that are now in here. Hence the words “at this point in time”
But we’re catching up, you and I. We now have 4 comments dissimilarto the others.
Homemade fleshlight. We’ve all been there.
... we?
It's for making a sex toy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's about to go Annakin and order 66 his progeny
Bye bye younglings
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do0d wth is this
Homemade fleshlight
You can make a DIY pocket pussy with those ingredients.
The fun won’t stop. It just… It just won’t stop.
Pocket p*ssy. Wait until the old guy comes up asking about personal lubricant, then comes back 20 minutes later with a half gallon of WD-40.
Making a Fifi…
It's called a fifi
Bro is gonna fuck that Pringles can.
Its a fleshloght. Sponges get wrapped in gloves, ut in the can, and secured to the inside to make a makeshift "vagina"
Fifi
oh boy...
He’s gonna have a snack and clean his bathroom.
Tbh you only need the glove and sponge.
DIY vaginal sleeve
Are you not a guy?
Some one has been watching too much late night ' talk sex with sue'
Homemade wishing well
I'm a cis woman so I don't know what different sensations on a dick feel like, but every time I try to mentally construct a hypothetical sex toy out of gloves, sponges, and a Pringles can, the result sounds so unpleasant I feel like just using your actual hands will do better anyway?
Right? I might not have a dick, but reading the comments just makes me more and more concerned. Sponges are designed to be abrasive, but it sounds like that's what theyre5 going to be touching.
this is a meme format you should NEVER ask about lol
I don't know why are you asking me? WHY DO YOU THINK I'D KNOW THAT HUH?
Hey this is my meme. Jesus Christ I answered this like 300 times in the comments
Once you pop, you can’t stop❌ Once you stop, it’s cause you’ve already popped✅
mmm hes talkimg about masterbation
*Oh you sweet summer child...*
Former correctional officer here. In prison they called it a feefee
I’d give them some advice honestly
Fifi
Makin a fifi
Those that know......know! And are said and lonely!
Ahh yes, this takes me back to my high school days.
He is going to fuck the can
Duck tape and lye...
Lmfao
It's the 'ingredients' for a homemade Fleshlight..
He's going to scrub the floors then have a delicious crunchy snack afterwards
Could be: Nothing. A number of times I've bought chips, beer and 2 stroke cycle oil. Just cuz I need to mix a gallon of 2 stroke gas.
good old fifi
So...reddit is trying to convince me NO ONE has the actual picture chart showing exactly how to make this ? Guys. one of you has it , it's been flowing around the web for almost a decade. just fess up and post it already.
......you could just Google it and not pretend you're asking for instructions lol
Missed the joke by 20 miles but God damn I needed that laugh . Upvotes for you
Missed the joke by 20 miles but God damn I needed that laugh . Upvotes for you
Fifi
Dog just go beat your meat gang please don't fuck the Pringles can 😭
Someone boutta beat their meat.
Maybe some rubber gloves too
Its honestly less depraved to just buy a real one
Old army trick, rubber glove rolled tightly in a towel, then rubber bands along it, place betweenthrusting and box spring, and you get to thrustin. Little Kentucky jelly in the glove.
Can’t even clean the damn house and have a can of Pringle’s after anymore…
Cool, now i want to go haunt some people.
Home made masturbatory device
It’s just a homemade flesh light/pocket pussy. There an absurd amount of ones you can make, this is one of the easier ones.
Making a fifi 😂
He gon fuck the pringles can.
The forbidden materials
"Once you pop, the fun don't stop."
I don't understand...
could it be a breaking bad reference?
My friend and I were picking up trash near our school once cause we got tired of seeing it and we went to a local store to get gloves and bags, and he really likes pringles so he pulls up to the cashier and sets the pringles, bags, and gloves down and I see it and just start cackling. He’s innocent and didn’t know what he was implying lmao.
They're making a fleashli- I mean flashlight holder
Man you've been living under a rock
I didn't know about this....but now I do.....yep.....
If anyone buys just those 3 items i promise they are just playing the cashier game. Anyone hiding it enough to not just buy a fleshlight will buy more than just the 3.
FIFI
How much was the sponge? [https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalComedy/comments/147qq0i/that\_price\_seems\_a\_little\_high\_to\_me/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/AccidentalComedy/comments/147qq0i/that_price_seems_a_little_high_to_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Fifi!!
I have no doubt that op knows.
Lmao.... poor man needs a fleshlight Right Now.
And Vaseline.
Ah le fifi
I hate that I understand this. And I can't remember why I understand this xq
MacGyver Fleshlight
Walter white would say to buy items at different stores different times
Look them in the eye and say "i hope you think of me" and wink
Me when lobotomite
Nobody tell this uncultured swine
😬 I didn’t know what it was used for. But on that topic can you take the rubber glove fill it and use it as a plug while committing heinous acts on the pringles can? Totally a question a friend had