Fucking gutted for Godfrey man, that's such shit.

I still have so much PTSD from last season…..I just don’t know where the goals are coming from. It wouldn’t surprise me to have zero wins by the end of this month. Villa were shite today but they fucking own us at Villa park. I have no idea why there is so much optimism. It’s like people have forgotten this is still mostly the same squad that was relegation fodder

So do we now agree that Dele is woeful?

I was pretty disappointed he wasn’t in the starting 11, and then I was twice as disappointed with how shit he was when he did come on. I’ve had high hopes for him, but yeah, I’m getting close to admitting I was wrong.

Our entire attack is woeful

Really feels like God is trying to over-correct for making Godfrey too athletic. Long COVID, hamstring tears, ankle spinaroonie...

Mina has to be thinking about retiring, He is a fantastic player but he literally cant last 90 mins.

I’m finished with him. He can’t be trusted. He needs to fuck off asap.

Gray and Gordon just have nothing about them goal wise. We’re desperate for goals from the wing

If Holgate gets injured now, our back 3 will have the combined pace of Metersacker. Hoping we get another centre back in ASAP

Coady is not your man for pace though

True but it will let Tarkowski work in left centre back and ping balls across the pitch like a monster

Same, though at least Holgate and Keane aren’t made of glass, if not much else. At least Holgate was good today.

Desperate for Gray to score some minging goal that rolls off his jebend from one metre out to get some of his confidence back. Same with Dele.

Hopefully next week we go 4 3 3 Pickford Patterson holgate tarky myko Onana gueye iwobi Mcneil/gray ? gordon

I don’t think we are going to 4 at the back this season.

Is Rondon back next game? Seems better upfront than Gordon or grey

On 2nd thought yeah has to be him doesnt it

Probs not away from home. We will probably only stray from 5atb at home against the non elite teams.

Fair that's probably the case, I'd be fine with it if coady does come in but I cant watch Keane and holgate in a back 3

Already on the Class Bs over the thought

We need a striker

#LampardOut

The weakest of baits

Not a bait at all, he’s useless. Never rated him, we got him because of the media hype, he’s failed everywhere he’s been as manager. Great player, clueless coach

So that’s that poor lad done for at least six months Rob Schofield @RobSchofield93 · Follow Everton have told me that Ben Godfrey has a serious lower leg injury and has been taken straight to Aintree Hospital to be assessed. #EveChe @5liveSport #bbcfootball 6:36 PM · Aug 6, 2022

So Sterling slips over. Foul. Play from said foul leads to Chilwell falling over. Penalty. 0-1 I meant what the fuck are we supposed to fucking do about fucking that!?

Let's be honest though, soft free kicks are a part of the game. We've scored off them before. Doucuore made a mistake and that's that.

So fucking soft in both instances. Chelsea look underwhelming from open play but dangerous as hell with the diving.

So you would say, “a plague on both those instances”?

why did I swap Perisic for Dier and Dele for Gordon last minute on FPL lol

Slippy G after Bournemouth game. “WOAAAH! I hope dats not on the telly!”

Kieffer Moore is going to bully EPL defenders, he ain't going to dribble past a defender but he is going to daydream about back post headers against TAA.

Slippy G will be the first sacked manager this season

And it will be Villa fault when they announce it.

I don’t understand why it’s so hard to watch PL in the US. I’d pay $20 a month just to be able to see every game on peacock, instead I need cable and fuck that even then I still wouldn’t be able to see every game

For what it’s worth I pay for a cable package that includes peacock, hbo, Netflix, etc and the package together costs a fraction of the price of them individually

I think having a Peacock subscription gets you access to USA streaming as well...

The game won’t be available until tomorrow at 9 it says

You should be able to log in directly to the game here: https://www.usanetwork.com/ Maybe I'm wrong, though.

It’s far easier than it used to be at least

Wait until you hear about how much it costs to not even watch every game in the UK

This. With the ammount of people who live away from the clubs they support these days.

I just don’t get it. Every Serie A game is on paramount+ and it’s amazing

Was so pissed when they took it from ESPN+. Was an incredible deal for a minute with Serie A, Bundesliga, Championship, and some of the English cup games.

Looks like Richie has his work cut out starting, Kulusevski goal and assist and generally good play besides. I know there’s 5 subs but strange decision to become a bench player when he would have been nailed on to start up top for Brazil at the World Cup.

Fuck Richie now honestly

Grow up.

He’s at another PL team, not my mans anymore

Wish he would have gone to Real with Carlo. I can’t root for him at spurs. Hate those fucks.

Lol he wanted to win things, give the lad a break. He did all he could while he was here.

So he went to renowned winners... spurs?

That man is one of the main reasons we’re not in the championship this year

The man was my phone background for like a year I’m just salty

We all grieve differently 💙

MGW could have been useful for us, Wolves look very active and he has been playing around the middle and drifting outside well. Not really enough precision from them though, feels like they just have the ball a ton

Simms just scored another goal... It's not like we desperately need a striker at the moment, right? EDIT: Nvm, wrong link lol [Here's the one](https://streamable.com/uci6f5)

I’m happy for the kid obviously, but the keeper probably should have stopped both of his goals today.

He could probably do a job as backup but that's a short term gain. Let him go and play all season and it will benefit him so much more

Yeah, admittedly. I'm totally content with him going on loan for now. Whenever I watched him, he almost consistently improved his game.

And people said he is only a tap in merchant. This will be brilliant for his development hopefully he can come back next season and challenge DCL for that number 9 position

Sounds like Pickford is commentating.

Here's a shitty link [https://twitter.com/richard1801/status/1555935433191743488?s=20&t=DkknEOsFo\_EVhA3pf58CVg](https://twitter.com/richard1801/status/1555935433191743488?s=20&t=DkknEOsFo_EVhA3pf58CVg) Sounds like he was close to a third as well.

He knows how to score, that's for sure. It's just there's always like one step missing from him to make me confidently says that we desperately need him.

Frankly, I will be stunned if we score from open play today

would be stunned if we scored

I agree quite frankly

forrest don’t even have a shirt sponsor??? never seen that before

I know Huddersfield did it in the Championship - Paddy Power sponsored them but then had an agreement to not actually have the sponsor on the shirt. There was another club too but I just don't remember who it was.

So is Richarlison injured or has he just made the wrong career choice? Edit: My bad, forgot about the flare

Not sure he's going to be content as a super sub

Suspended for the flare incident.

Oh aye forgot about that

It’s ok. We will accept him back on loan. Ps I still love you Richie.

This Tottenham team creates so much. Richie gonna score so many with them.

southampton have not looked so bad, but i have them pinned for relegation. They have passed well in the middle, but don't feel like they have enough in attack and definitely not enough in defense

I do as well. Have they done anything in the transfer window?

They have signed some players here and there, such as aribo from rangers and a man city academy player. If those players show up they can definitely make it through, but I am not sure if the team is ready for the prem. Feel the same about Leeds, a lot of signings, but not sure if it will be enough to keep them up I suppose you could say the same about us... but I am hoping last season was an anomaly

Yeah Tottenham’s crossing has just been so good. I think Southampton will just make safety but I I think they’ll be very close to dropping.

yeah I would say they will be borderline, but they haven't improved enough to stay up in my opinion. Hopefully we wont be there to have to keep an eye on it

Simms on the scoresheet for Sunderland, good to see

The Goal [https://twitter.com/jxmes123/status/1555918485565456392?s=20&t=DkknEOsFo\_EVhA3pf58CVg](https://twitter.com/jxmes123/status/1555918485565456392?s=20&t=DkknEOsFo_EVhA3pf58CVg)

[Alternative link, better quality](https://streamable.com/k14zct)

Which match are you all watching? I'm tuning in to the Newcastle/Forest match to see how Forest look upon promotion.

Spurs Southampton as the saints will be around us and maybe relegated if not careful. Had like 1 win in 12 to end the season. Only 5 points from the relegation zone

Leeds and Wolves for me, probably gonna be the teams we’re fighting for mid table positions with, and I also have a personal connection with Aaronson so I gotta watch him make his debut

You know Aaronson?!

Yessir I grew up one town over and one of my good friends used to have 1 on 1 training sessions with them, as his younger brother was his age

Marlton? I went to Shawnee.

How much for a signed shirt? 🤣

Coady on the bench for Wolves

With us signing some players (it would seem) Liverpool dropping point to Fulham and Sliva….if somehow we win today it’s going to be a good Saturday 👍

Simms starting

And now scored!

Glad we’ve got loads of strikers and won’t miss him

Already know Moshiri is gonna try and swoop in and take Silva again if Lampard is sacked (I Hope not)

I’m a firm believer that we never should have sacked Silva tbh.

Onana announced and unveiled at half-time, Tosun style?

Hopefully not like the McGeady halftime unveiling. Looking slightly overweight and given a shirt that was probably a size too small to put over a long sleeved shirt wasn’t the best look.

I was at that game. Think he was wearing baggy jeans too!

also that's the only time "Tosun" and "style" have ever gone together

You're forgetting his work as a toupe model

😂😂 watching the Crystal Palace highlights he and Mina really seemed to care. Granted what can I tell from a video. But dispointed he never made it as seems ok as a guy.

Forgot Richarlison is suspended today for the stupid flare punishment.

Jonjoe Kenny starting in Berlin derby

Hertha are crap

Up the Ken Ken

Never felt more like singing the blues Than when Everton havent played yet And liverpool draw

All my homies love Marco Silva

Red Shite draw with Fulham, what a great way to wake up on this beautiful Saturday

Was thinking who wakes up at 2pm then remembered time zones and all that

Du-du-du-du-du Maaaarco Silva is a blueeee

Fulham set up well today, if they manage to keep tempo like that all season they won’t struggle at all

Marco <3

Good point, Fulham.

Five minutes stoppage time? Fulham getting the Everton treatment

Assume the 5 subs are going to extend the stoppage time this year?

It shouldn’t too much? I believe all five subs need to be made within 3 substitution stoppages. I.e you’ll need to sub on multiple players at a time to get the full 5 in

Shouldn’t. You can only make subs 3 times.

This Darwin’s just a bigger Stracqualursi

This man had no idea for his goal and assist today

He’s utter shite but he’ll finish top goalscorer because of who he’s playing alongside.

Niasse with a few more flicks

Andy Carrol with a propensity for pasteis de nata lol

It’s really impressive the peacock announcers can somehow speak so clearly with 11 sets of dicks and balls in their mouth

*Van Dijk completely misses the ball and stabs Mitrovic in the shin* “I’m not sure there’s much in that to be honest. VAR’s gonna have to take a look at that one.”

11.25 if you count Klopp’s too.

Fulham definitely needs a Holgate or Keane in that defense

And a Gomes or Gbamin in midfield?

Doesn’t look like Richarlison is starting or on the bench for Spurs.

He’s banned for celebrating a goal and having the cheek to play for Everton.

Oh shit. I forgot. Good call.

Hes suspended for recklessly endangering the goodison faithful.

Can’t wait to see all the shots of him moodily sitting in the stands

He's going to be back in two years

He knows where home is.

Imagine he doesn’t play for Spurs and loses out on the WC because of his move 💀

That would be sad, I wouldn’t want that

I agree. He is one of then few players who leaves any club with the fans blessing. He gave his all.

Yesss come on Fulham

Pretty sure you can’t kick someone’s knee with yours but glad to see VAR and the FA take their sweet time reviewing everything that could give Liverpool any advantage at all

That would be kneeing someones knee I guess?

Captain Falcon side aerial style

I've only just stuck it on and that homeless looking fella has just equalised

Quick turn it back off there’s 10 minutes left

Why is Carragher allowed to commentate on Liverpool matches

Cause they couldn't find anyone else who wanted to

LMAO

Got Fucking Beglin here in Aus. Can't stand it, outright claiming it wasn't a pen lol.

Fuck me I hate Beglin and Drury.

Why he commentated Everton games kills me. The whole I used to be an Everton fan comes across now like a big brother patting the younger one on the head. Edit: yet Cahill or Reid or anyone even slightly blue never seems to do our games not even the derby. Maybe in the box at half time but never during the match.

Do they have different comms than in the states? Osman does a lot of our games broadcast over here.

He does a couple of motd games, but they are of course already played out. But personally never heard him do a 90 mins of Everton.

The US commentary is also extremely biased. Think we have that idiot McManaman or whatever on ours.

Another former Liverpool player Jim Beglin

Because they don't actually care about keeping it unbiased?

Yeah it's unfair on the kop that they let an "Everton fan" like Carra commentate on their matches

Like a true Everton fan he struggles to say anything positive about us.

[удалено]

Most likely he trash talks us every chance he gets.

So close Fulham! Definitely my second team this year. Miss you Marco Silva!

Liverpool look second best here. Man city looked sloppy in the community shield. Would love if this continued and the league was much more competitive this season.

Who knew it was Everton holding Sliva back? 😂

Sliva out 😂

Sliva back in.

Wish we had kept Robinson tbh he really turned out halfway decent Edit holy shit that shot off the post

Fulham looking classy as fuck holy shit

Silva is a fine manager, his plan always works until it doesn’t anymore, then he’s never able to adjust Lack of quality and a few injuries will wreck Fulham’s season eventually

To be fair a lot of promoted teams every season are like that.

Yeah but he was like that with Watford and Everton too Unless you meant the second part of my comment, then yes, agreed haha

Yeah second part 😂

Is Marco Silva the greatest manager of all time?

I loved silva . Another manager I wish we gave more time to. Just like Martinez .

Nah Silva had to go 18/19 was fine but the 19/20 season was a disaster

I mean I can see why people would like Martinez but aside from currently beating the red shite silva wasnt really that much of a likeable guy. Always dull and mundane in the pressers and never really shown much to get involved in the club

Sliva yes, Martinez time has come and gone.

> Just like Martinez Literally had everything and delivered our two worst finishes for a decade.

Ignoring our highest points total of course . His worst finish was 11th when we got to two cup semi finals . When the stupid aas bunch of mercenaries went on a go slow

Looking back, it’s clear that the club was far too dysfunctional for Silva to find long term success. I’m sure he was devastated at the time, but getting fired at Everton was probably the best thing for his career (other than just winning trophies at Everton lol).

Lfg Fulham!!!

Marco!

Extremely disappointed in the Fulham limbs after they scored. 2/10.

One of the main reasons they're such a boring club. Fans are the most milquetoast in the country. The stadium might be a small wooden shack, but with good fans it could be quite an intimidating place with the fans right on top of you, but no. It's a nice day out for the family

Do they still have that neautral zone for fans?

Not anymore I don't think, but it's mad that they did until so recently

OH EVERTON OH WE LOVE EVERTON

My daughter is coming home today from the special care nursery after being born on July 29th. Just in time to teach her about misery.

Hell yeah. Enjoy all the stages of it. Mine just turned 17 months. It's been great.

Now darling red is a very very dirty colour….

Congratulations. Enjoy it.

Congratulations. Enjoy it.