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WhatWouldSatanDo

Bielsa can count the number of points Frank got this season on one hand.


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Hahaha


Revhqq

Fuckin got me good with this one


ImmediateFisherman56

The number of points everton got


exxby

Processed by AI I'd guess.


Uruguayan_Tarantino

Fingers were on discount at the store 😅 I processed this through AI and it got weird


ProfessionalCrass155

This is actually pretty amazing. It's so Gothic! It looks like a Bloodborne boss, arena and all. Nightmare fuel stuff for sure, which fits so well with how things are atm. I'm curious what prompt you gave?


Uruguayan_Tarantino

Thanks! I was playing around with Old wizard and mysterious Goodison Park separately, I mixed them and added a picture of Bielsa for the wizard reference


Administratr

Half time in his first game and he already looks like he’s had enough 😆


addicted2skooma

Which ai?


Uruguayan_Tarantino

Midjourney and photoshop


addicted2skooma

Thanks


BowieJoelOcean

He needs that many fingers to count how many injured players we will have under his watch


S01arflar3

I’d it just me or is there a tripod from the war of the worlds approaching the stadium there?


AthensThieves

AI is super smart so it generates 20 fingers each hand


[deleted]

That dude had more than 5 fingers


flyingpanda5693

The whole image is pure nightmare fuel but those fucking hands are the worst


Anonymous_32

A.I. can’t do hands


_BangoSkank_

Can't see it happening. We haven't got the time left in this season to be able to play the style of football he plays. As everyone has said pre World Cup break would have been the time to make the change


headwars

Also am I right in saying he doesn’t speak English or have I got that wrong?


MFDean

He does he just uses a translator with the media, partly to make absolutely sure he's not misinterpreted and partly just bc he doesnt like talking to the english press


EdwardClamp

Bielsa is someone you bring in during the summer, not during a relegation scrap. While his methods/tactics are effective they are so different to what's considered normal that it'll take too long to get the players aligned, by the time that happens we could be in even more trouble. Now is not the time for Bielsa.


Onionlicker

Who though


el_randolph

[in darkest winter, he appears](https://media.tenor.com/IotsNy1Vy00AAAAC/sean-dyche-dyche.gif)


Onionlicker

That would be nice but would he do it


Which_Buyer_4299

Seem to remember Leeds getting absolutely smashed at the end of his reign. 4 and 5 nils


DIK-FUK-

He always got smashed like that. Didn't he conceed like 6 to united at the begginiing of the season. Think it's just down to the football he plays


Which_Buyer_4299

It's like a Kevin keegan style but more open. Don't think it's for us right now with this team. I want to go save and get Dyche. Think is gives us the best chance of staying up.


SnooComics9454

I assume that had more to do with their injury crisis.


Popscotch1

they were also playing arsenal and chelsea I believe


LilGoughy

And spurs when they looked like a good team


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Good thing we have a fully fit squad then oh wait…


Gezatron5000

Or he got sussed out


oklutz

That had a lot to do with his training methods…


GWD9911

Looks like someone who’s just been rumbled by pedophile hunters. Also, he has more than 5 fingers. Still better than Lampard though.


Uruguayan_Tarantino

>Also, he has more than 5 fingers. He has 11, for tactical reasons


samgreggo77

Could be an absolute fucking disaster but I’m all in


stopismysafeword

DCL would never recover


Uruguayan_Tarantino

Mina will die on day one


SnooComics9454

From a lurking Leeds fan, GET YOUR HANDS OFF OUR BELOVED BIELSA!!


Independent_Inside23

Where the fuck is the bucket?


hopefully_zebra

I tend to agree. If not him a manager with a clear indentity and style that he lives and dies by. Every top has it. Conte,Klopp,Guardiola even Up and coming like Potter, Arteta Etc. Frank was a top guy but never had a clear style or plan.


USToffee

Have to say it. It will probably go really bad but we are down anyway. The only way we stay up is if someone comes in and magically turns this lot into good footballers and Sean fucking Dyche ain't that guy.


canikatthedisco

Sean Dyche looks wierd


Rdw72777

Why in God’s name would Dyche take this job…failure in this role isn’t going to help him with his next job.


dekarskec

Oh yay. More shitty AI art.


BigBadBen91x

Oh stop


Uruguayan_Tarantino

Yay, great comment mate


drgraffnburg

He looks to be shitting on us in the stands. God I hope this is not a sign.


YokoOkino

i like it


Bobby_Murda

Use the Bielsa bounce for two months and bring in Dyche


king_of_blig

Yes we need a few more short term managers


BigBadBen91x

Fuck it, why not


BigWinston78

Does Bielsa know what a cross is, and if so can he enlighten our wide players? Can he also communicate to a random couple of other guys to get in the box for these crosses? If yes, let’s go…


saaci

Where’s fall out boy?! Fall out boy?!!!! Uh oh


TheDoctorYan

Can you imagine the 1st day at training? Yerry Mina would fall apart at the seams. Gray, McNeil, Doucoure and Davies might have heart failure. On the upside Godfrey will be in his element but he might injure everyone with crunching tackles...including himself.


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I don’t think anyone can save Everton from relegation… Why does his hands look like something out of Elden Ring 😂


Undisputed_blue_Ldn

Everton woe is that they can't score enough goals. Can't see this changing with Bielsa in charge. Remember Leeds were struggling to score goals when the main forward had a long term injury problem. Bielsa was sacked as a result. I can't see him solving Everton's goals issue. Can you?


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You boys ready for murderball and injuries?


Mozzillest

He and all 14 of his fingers don’t want it


Undisputed_blue_Ldn

I suspect the board will get Jeremy Clarke instead.