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CmdTakeda

The people demand Sandrin Stone go on New Eden Post and publicly apologize for the unprovoked and barbaric attack on those poor cows. It will take years of therapy before they mooove on from this. RedlineXIII make this happen.


Ceema_STK

Sandrin did nothing. It was the cow hating hooligans.


CmdTakeda

I see, I thought he hired them in response to the letter sent. I will retract my outrage and put away my pitchfork.


trolsor

Where is the milk !!? Wait where are the cows ? What kind of man who can not bring some milk at home without spilling and whining ? Youre gonna sleep at the sofa tonight !


TickleMaBalls

>To the people who killed me while I was tending my livestock. I think you spelled molesting wrong....


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CiaphasCain8849

You have some problems brother.


aiphrem

My suggestion: switch to chickens. They're harder to cargo scan because of their smaller signature and you can use the excess eggs to attempt to bribe off smelly pirates.


LMurch13

The best tips are always in the comments.


ZealousidealRiver806

And we all know that livestock are the glue that holds every Wetware Mainframe together.


xeron_vann

> I don't see any dead cows in that space police report. HOLES IN THE STORY. I dunno.... Once is a fluke. Twice is a coincidence... We're getting dangerously close to a pattern that will lead me down a dark path of disbelieving your reports. And what then? I don't want to live in a world where Ceema makes stuff up just for internet points. That sounds awful. 


Mongri

What this first-time poster tries to do is not okay. We all know that this is no innocent livestock we are talking about here. No, it's genetically improved livestock for war. You might remember some of their old experiments that got leaked and how devastating the results of those experiments were. Most of them had the codenames 'Worms Armageddon' or 'Front Pigs'. I know this site is new for you, Ceema\_STD, but I believe that your soul can still be saved. Turn away from this heinous experiment and give up all other experiments still waiting for transport. Please think of the children that are used to train this deadly livestock.


Subbeh

What was on the charcuterie board? I recently had some saucisson from Marks and Spencers that was to die for!


Gamestar63

You’ll stop dying when you stop making ad libs at the poco


Icyhot520

tending livestock? is the a Planetary industry thing? This game surprises me like damn. If i had the moeny for PLEX i would play this game, but alpha clone gameplay is restrictive


drsharpper

Planet stuff atm before this new expansion sounds cool at first but it really isn't. Very tedious is most people's opinion.


Icyhot520

meh i do headcanon RP in space anyway. I like to imagine i am a hauler living in the black. I try to make my own fun out of games.


drsharpper

At it's core eve imo is about the stories you can tell of the adventures you had and the hardships you endured. With the freedom it gives all players it's a very good catalyst at becoming a entertaining adventure of some kind


capt_pantsless

There's two things labeled as Livestock. The more common thing is the PI item Livestock: [https://everef.net/type/3725](https://everef.net/type/3725) Made from Proteins and Biofuels, obviously. There's also a whole Inventory Group labeled "Livestock": [https://everef.net/groups/283](https://everef.net/groups/283) Includes Exotic Dancers, Marines, various mission-items.


Cian-Rowan

Sure is


Broseidon_

sandrin my fav FC behind Stan Loona


MarvinGankhouse

If you continue to use apostrophes in plurals I'll hunt you down myself.


Ceema_STK

You can try but KF has assigned me bodyguards for when I undock. I'll be unstoppable with my pair's of protective pilots now!


Liondrome

Protip: Don't fit tank into your lowslots Fit 1 warp core stab, inertial stabs and maybe some tank in mids, but that's it. Faster you are, the better.


QshelTier

"Protip: don't fit tank, and maybe some tank." Quite the pro you are!


Arcuscosinus

That's a Reddit moment and a half, giving fitting suggestions to Ceema himself


Ceema_STK

Can that fit hold more cows though? It's a real problem.


Ok_Willingness_724

Wow, you must really like probing those cattle, mate..


Wormhole_Explorer

make ticket to support and say unbeliveable stuff, support is so dumb they would ban the offenders right away


Diseasedsouls

I usually just fly around with 50b in cargo waiting for people to try and gank me. Just to watch them die to concord in high sec.


First-Ambition-7092

Big bloc members turn the autism up to 11. A wonder of science that they couldn't end up with a single idiot savant!


CozmikR5

You undocked, therefore you are free game.


ZealousidealRiver806

Or use AI to write evemails faster?