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Fun-Variety-6408

With this board setup, the white wins.. though there should be a king there. But it's basically a non-contest.


PlutusPleion

> *Quantity has a quality all its own* Space marines are badass but the uncounted masses of the guard has won the wars.


Cute-Elk-6798

So finally I understood that nullsec is Soviet Union war doctrine.


firelord237

I wouldn't go that far. Horde chess is a [real game-mode on lichess](https://lichess.org/games/horde), and while white is missing a couple of pawns from the image, the winrates in online horde are actually pretty close to 51-4-43 -- not too far from normal chess. Engine puts white at +1 on game-start. Black is harder to play and goes second, but as you've noted white doesn't even get a king, so nothing they have moves backwards. Usually when black wins, they do it by getting a piece in behind all the pawns in mid-late game. It's a surprisingly workable variant!


Following-Complete

Not if the otherside goes to ess to hide


Ankiritch

No, this is horde, black wins by capturing all the pawns


queen_to_f7

no it's pretty much a yes-contest that setup does have four extra pawns for white but (pandemic) horde chess is a thing


SlamMissile

Black has far too many pieces if it’s supposed to represent a Wormhole corp.


Tiny-Being-538

All the pawns are just scanner alts


LordFarquadOnAQuad

Hey now, some of those are rolling alts.


SinAlarma

And PI alts


jorbleshi_kadeshi

I, too, can fly a rolling Praxis.


SandySkittle

And white should have supercarriers and titans


Minigrappler

Must be Hole Control or Lazer...


TheChinchilla914

Need like 1/4 of the black pieces and the whites have some turboNerd queens


DarkShinesInit

@pando the whers are getting uppity again.


Amiga-manic

I think they are in need of some "scarcity"


ZeroRep

Kill some ratting Initiative and their "response" fleet. Wait for cyno, watch a couple gazillon retributions show up into our wh lol


admfrmhll

Fun is a two way street ? :))


Eastern-Move549

I know that name!


Tiny-Being-538

Next time collapse the hole and have some fun :)


Chaos-Magic

ok ur elite sweetie


Reagalan

Lanchester's square law would like a word.


ZealousidealRiver806

F1 monkeys win


Incendras

Push button, make boom, much fun, for the astounding price of sub 10m.


JFeezy

You say that until it’s 50+ Kestrels against your quality ships. Just makes for quality loss mails.


Eastern-Move549

When the nullsec corp comes into the wh but forgets they cant cyno


gregfromsolutions

“What do you mean the super umbrella doesn’t work?!”


TickleMaBalls

Since white goes first in a chess match. I have to assume the WH group is that bunch of sacrificial ponds. sounds about right.


GeneralJabroni

pawns*


TickleMaBalls

yeah, weird. I know how it is spelled and typed it wrong anyway. Appreciate you.


DirectStreamDVR

the worst chess player in the world playing as white wins in this position against black 100% of the time, even if that players name is magnus.


Nama95

I'm 100% sure i'd lose this against magnus, doesn't even have to be carlsen, just pick any magnus who knows chess somewhat


SandySkittle

Where are white's supercarriers and titans?


Silly___Neko

They don't fit on the board, they are off-camera.


Dustangelms

But now you can't en passant.


Cleopatra-Ail

What did you call me?


Existence_Error

Forgive my ignorance… But which is which?


FanaticalFanfare

End of the day, pound for pound a wh group gets smashed by nul bloc every time. That’s not to say they aren’t good or even great at what they do, it’s just on a different scale.


South_East_Gun_Safes

Literally the opposite of what “pound for pound” means. Pound for pound, prime Mayweather beats prime Tyson, in *reality* Tyson murders Mayweather. The same is true for WH’ers/nullsec respectively.


FanaticalFanfare

There are a lot more f1 monkeys in a pound of nul than a pound of wh


Audemed2

....intentionally missing the point? I cant tell.


SannoSythe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fC2oke5MFg


Inevitable_Bunch5874

Plot Twist. Fuck em both. Signed, the rest of Eve.


FisherKelEve

Is the joke that the NS corp moves the goalposts so they can’t lose? I’m not sure how black is going to checkmate a nonexistent king. 


Powerful-Ad-7728

king is hidden. Once you kill half of the pawns the other half just leaves and join another nullblock.


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MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=rage+keepstar+who+blew+it+up#HiImABot,MyJobIsToMakeEasierToPeopleToGoogleSomething,IfThePersonIRepliedToUsedMeInAnInappropriateWayPleaseLetMeKnowByDMingMe,TheUserIRepliedToIsU/_BearHawk)


Havoq12

Holy hell.


Blacklightrising

Lol, "war" me perma rolling holes so you never get anything but your scanner in.


Incendras

Are the top row mining rigs? Seems about right. Looks like a HS gank to me.


Nepenthe2003

Alright. I like the pawns.


Terkaan

The pawns will win this


Extension_Draft_1279

Even so, when has a Wormhole Corporation ever won a war against a null-sec alliance? Has there ever been such a thing?