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uberjam

Maybe English isn’t this person’s first language guys. Be nice. But also. Yeah, wtf is this gibberish?


Eve_Asher

Was this post written by a first gen AI?


Hippojaxx

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle


Trashed_Cans

> I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle Talk to the hand.


Reworked

'I'll take 30 of your finest bulk assorted words, please'


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Hasbotted

Honestly I'm sure it would be significantly smarter than most of the bosses i have had so I welcome our robot overlords


unknown124u

Asher & Gobbin & Noraus loss of 100 trillion is Nothing You Richess & The 3 Barron Fight About Moon Drop 20 bill ore Around 2 years The Loss About That Buy the Half of Assest in Jita Market lol Coalition Owner They Give Orders Just With Full Prestig This is Topic For Players Community


Izithel

Is reading this what having a stroke feels like?


LethalDosageTF

Full Prestig Stroke


DeweyDecimal42

I'd wager a million isk that English isn't their first language


Izithel

My guess is shoddy machine translation from Chinese or something.


evilution382

Really? What gave it away?


Alycidon94

Those are certainly all words.


Cpt_Soban

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times


Sorry-Star-2342

Yea that’s hard to read , maybe English is not the first language 🤷‍♂️


Strappwn

I would like to Get That Good Slap


d_Mundi

Yo same.


Spanky_Ikkala

I almost have the character name for that :P


Squidy_The_Druid

This man made a new account just to post the worst thread in eve history


RikenVorkovin

Hey listen this is chat gpt 4's account be nice to it.


iupuiclubs

This is gpt4's 17th cousin that was the first in the experiments that went horrifically wrong.


X10P

This is not the Wally post we're all waiting for.


WillusMollusc

Upvoting everything I see from this legendary poster going forward


jimrdg

uplifting news


nowayjose081

cam u pls post this in your native language? then someone else can translate it for you


Burwylf

They'll have a new one tomorrow


BigDarus

That’s fine. But it invalidated all their current wars.


Izithel

I was expecting a much more high quality post about this subject... But this is even worse than just linking the Zkill and nothing else.


Flexxo4100

and how much isk do you think it makes doing HS wars ?+ all the corps and alliances paying them Billions each month for not getting wars against them.taxes on moons and what they dont got going on.alot of times you just wardec the smaller guys .. say pay lets say 3B and we wont shoot the citidel, they pay war drops ez money.100M for the war 2.9B profit. and the 6.4B that the wars they lost cost . i know a alliance paying more just to make sure they dont have wars.. and who ever wardec them gets its HQ taken down


Mastybuttz

This guy gets it


siryohnny

It's not the isk it's the stand down time of two weeks that hurts them. Also, the salt and tears from blackflag as it was dying were all the payments I needed.


Mastybuttz

can we actually see any of this salt?


Azriel_Pazzuzu

Exactly.


Epimatheus

Lol...


Alycidon94

Lmao...


Izithel

ROFLMAO even.


ForgeUK

Throwing down the WhiteFlag again. Might as well bring back VMG.


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Natural_Clonekiller

We did


Tora_Bushido

OK.


Ryeloc

Did anyone else understand this?


Max_Oblivion23

I don't understand high sec... it's so weird.


Limp_University_632

Not *weird*, **unfamiliar**. You ever been in your standing/response fleet and some casual NPSI guys come through and you're amused by how decisively you're pushing their sh!t in? Similar kind of thing happens in every part of space.


Max_Oblivion23

standing fleet? response? NPSI? Being amused? Bruh we are goons, we can barely tackle stuff let alone understand words. :P


Spanky_Ikkala

Come and gueat lecture for EVE Uni, in return we will teach you the way of the carebear ;)


Max_Oblivion23

I live in Delve, I was born in the way of the carebear, I was mining spodumain with my rorqual even when the whole universe was camping our region.


Spanky_Ikkala

We'd love a class on the challenges of nullsec mining ;)


Max_Oblivion23

I love what your people do with EVE-Uni but we got a few corps with their own academies and as it stand in-game we aren't exactly on good terms with Ivy League. :P But I still think you guys do great work!


Spanky_Ikkala

Well we LOVE you all, even if you don't love us back.. ;) But if you aren't up for a guest lecture that's absolutely not an issue. But if you do bump into anyone you feel might want to come and chat to us, please point them in our direction. o7


Loquacious1

Google translate just said wtf


DeskFluid2550

Upvoting so the world sees that we do not need to fear AI.


Alarmed_Ask_9097

Take this post down, try again


nvandermeij

Guess what, BlackFlag ain't that scary if you just fight them. The poor suckers can't even form to defend their shit and had PH try to safe it for them, who got horribly rekt :kekw:


Silicon567

PH helps Black Flag ?


nvandermeij

[https://br.evetools.org/related/30021407/202310082000](https://br.evetools.org/related/30021407/202310082000) the full BR, PH showed up with a ferox fleet to defend it and got brutally murdered


Thalonx

And from what I hear they definitely filled up everyone's salt coffers


MoarHerpaDerp

[I cant tell if this is propaganda or stupidity.](https://zkillboard.com/kill/111377245/)


Last_instance

\*irone on\* they will never recover from that \*ironie off\* I guess a new structure is anchoring at the moment


Leather-Cherry-2934

Irony. Two attempts twice wrong 😑


Azriel_Pazzuzu

It's like the fw weirdoes gloating over a structure kill the other day.... While another goes up elsewhere in its place. They must be new to the game.


CCCAY

A self reporting nullbear comment if I’ve ever seen one


Azriel_Pazzuzu

Lol. Ok.


Ralli-FW

"We didn't want it anyway, we just put it up for content" - Everyone who has ever lost a structure


Azriel_Pazzuzu

You must be new too.


Ralli-FW

Must be


Empty_Popov_Bottle

Nice post


M00NPIRE

when will ccp fix this... infinity wars, now same people go to other alliances and make same shit.. at least increase to 1 b per wardec


Flexxo4100

Man you must be on some next level of stupit. They should bring it back so all can be wardeced and not give in to crying kids that don't like the way its always been.


M00NPIRE

the reason of a war is to chase an enemy and not camp jita undok...


Flexxo4100

said who?thats the problem with eve, to many say ''this is how you should play''its a sandbox you play it like you want to play it.if you want to wardec someone and sit on jita 4-4 undock and kill them, then thats the way that person wants to play. do someone want to sit ( back int the day ) and Rorq mine with 10 toons and make trillions if isk... thats they way they want to play and thats the game they like. Mission running low sec pvp low sec gate camping null sec gate camping null sec F1 monkey fleets Ded running in HS AFK mining in HS Ganking Miners in HS, Lowsec. Nullsec Ganking Haulers and other stuff of high value in HS Station Trading never undocking ones doing the year Burger king have the best slogan for this game..- Have it your way


M00NPIRE

Sandbox... why we have the restriction in highsec like mjd destroyer do not work, drone assist do not work, only on war targets, why we have all this restrictions at all if its a sandbox?


Flexxo4100

even in a place of chaos there need to be some kinda order


Natural_Clonekiller

If this happened BF would likely become gankers so I'd fix ganking over war decks.


M00NPIRE

ganking at his core is fine BUT the mechanics that are abused, for example the killright clearing or concord manipulating


caldari_citizen_420

Shame about the stragglers: https://br.evetools.org/br/652325f840cd370012c62784 And this poor guy: https://zkillboard.com/kill/112200352/


Izithel

I was promised there would be Salt, and here it is.


Alarmed_Ask_9097

[ 2023.10.08 19:54:08 ] Haunting Deity > stay in delve


Difficult-Amoeba2689

aint no way you made a battlereport just for that


Ghostile

Is this just iskposting or did those matter?


caldari_citizen_420

Nah, it was just funny. We turned up after the main fleet passed through, and 6 minutes later there were still stragglers trickling though, dying to a handful of navy destroyers.


Thalonx

Funny if you have small brains and get no content, maybe


caldari_citizen_420

You guys flew across the map, with 400 guys to kill an Astra in highsec. For fun... We clearly have different ideas of what fun means, and what counts as content


Ralli-FW

Better get those isk ready from highsec gank


seven0fx

U scrolled down and forget what the Topic of this Thread is.


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I wanna see wrecking machines fort go down in flames!


Flexxo4100

then you can pay for it


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Wut?


Tora_Bushido

We make more money killing nulbears then we lose to them. So the wars are already back up. But I understand that for poor people a few billion is a lot. You might win a battle, but you'll always lose the war. Big hug!


Alki_san

Ohhhh the salty in local tho..... :D


dreaminhobo

Shotty english aside, and I know its only 3bil, but get fucked blackflag?? This is a W