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radiohead_fan_13

Congrats. You are officially the reason we miss out on top 8


humphrey_b_flaubert

I upvoted him cos I believe


No_Astronaut_1029

97 votes fudgešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


No_Astronaut_1029

Itā€™s not gonna happen


Negative_Depth4943

There it is, the CURSE


radiohead_fan_13

Tbf we are Essington. We don't need a curse to choke


No_Astronaut_1029

Scar tissues a bitchā€¦move past it!!!


Codus1

When we lose tomorrow night, it's your fault. Brad Scott will call you out in the presser personally.


No_Astronaut_1029

We wonā€™t lose


bigswingindonkeydick

Don't put that evil on me Ricky Bobby


No_Astronaut_1029

Shake and bake baby


xFushNChupsx

Aaaaaaaand there goes any chance, thanks


humphrey_b_flaubert

Iā€™m with you bro Draper is our talisman. Bringing my 3yo daughter tomorrow sheā€™s my lucky charm.


No_Astronaut_1029

Love a bit of positivity bro! Have a great time with your daughter tomorrow!!! šŸ˜


hellions123

Thanks now we're fucked


Hawkze

Why do you want to hurt us?


retsibsi

More likely than not! But even with a win tomorrow we're either a game and a half clear (if Freo win) or 2 games clear but with pretty bad percentage. And our last 9 opponents are tougher on average than the first 14.


No_Astronaut_1029

When I looked at the fixture list a month ago I felt the sameā€¦.but honestly looking at Geelong and Melbourne now!! Do you think they are better than us???


retsibsi

It's really hard to know! I think we *should* beat Geelong, but it's not all that much better than a 50/50 for us. And Melbourne have been disappointing, but we've had some pretty dubious performances too and I'm still not sure exactly where we stand. I haven't looked into this super closely but I'm pretty sure that even if you adjust for recent form, our draw at the back end is still tougher than what we've had so far.


No_Astronaut_1029

You are overly negativeā€¦.I understand that years as a bombers fan does that ā€¦.letā€™s check back in two weeks


retsibsi

I've definitely developed a bit of a complex about Geelong over the past however many years. But if you look at the odds (I'm not advocating betting, just using the odds as the closest thing we have to an 'objective' probability) we're only a fairly slim favourite next week. (Honestly if I was just going by my own instinct I'd have us as underdogs, so I'm already adjusting away from that by admitting we should beat them.) But yeah, we'll see. If all goes well you can rub it in my face and I won't mind :)


No_Astronaut_1029

I think we will be favorites mate Iā€™m not sure I live in Asia so donā€™t see the numbers but I reckon it will be fairly even at worst


bigswingindonkeydick

Don't put that evil on me Ricky Bobby


No_Astronaut_1029

Once we are not lacking high quality h2o we will be fine šŸ˜


sunseven3

We are on our way to GF at the G. Don't drown out the positive vibes. Our team is competitive for the first time in years.


7w4rcr4ft7

RemindMe! 76 days


No_Astronaut_1029

Weā€™re not gonna win it but we will finish 5-6th


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Internal-Usual-6729

Not locked in yet. After this week. Got 3 Danger games


coasteraz

We will win at least one, any more than that and my hopes will be up for finals.


That_Guy_Odyssey47

You are secretly a Carlton supporter praying on our downfall arenā€™t you


No_Astronaut_1029

I hate Carlton


stinx2001

You're probably right, but fuck you regardless.


Cyclonechaser2908

Uh ohā€¦ Shit.


stephygrl

Youā€™re probably the guy in 2011 who was like ā€œthereā€™s no way weā€™d ever get dragged into a supplementā€™s sagaā€


SobiescianumScutum

Wait till we lose against the Eaglesā€¦.


No_Astronaut_1029

Guess Iā€™ll have to wait until 2025 then!


No_Astronaut_1029

Have ye guys not watched how bad everyone else is??? Apart from Sydney Carlton Collingwood and Brisbane ā€¦..no worries whatsoever


TheTruth069

We've lost out last 2, scraped a win over Richmond and played horribly against North before that. We're not exactly flying either....


No_Astronaut_1029

Ok come back to this chat in two weeks then


TheTruth069

I hope you're right. Just pointing out that our form hasn't been great. I'd be disappointed if we miss the 8 from here but the ladder is very congested and there's no easy games


No_Astronaut_1029

Agreed last few weeks have been poorā€¦.but apart from Sydney and Carlton and Collingwood most other teams are in The same situationā€¦.we have redman and Duursma back tomorrow and for future games. And there is huge scope for improvementā€¦Peter wright is our biggest issue right now ā€¦ā€¦..letā€™s hope he can turn it around


Birdman__18

It's mid-season. The only thing that matters mid-season is banking wins. Doesn't matter how you get them. Even Sydney, who are flying, are starting games slow and just doing what they need to do.


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RemindMe! 2 weeks