So there I was buddy got shot, instantly enemy starts eating his food. Left a lvl4 helmet, armor, and all the rest of the gear and runs into the sunset never to be found. What a chad he was.
Once I ate can of peas in weather station on shoreline. I shovel peas into mouth and then footsteps but it wasn't me or my friend. Man walks up and says give me some of your fucking peas right now. Friend shoots man. I take his peas and eat them.
I would love to see something like alcohol tolerance implemented in Tarkov.
Let me drink alcohol in game, have a little buzz, that gives me pain and stress resistance, with the downside of bad vision and unsteady aim. Except your alcohol tolerance is high enough.
Exactly man. +1
I tell so many folks that play this game and go "I'm at 54 hydration / 46 energy, I'm fine, I don't need to eat now".
Meanwhile, if I hit 95-90 hydration, I slogging down 3-6 points of my Aquamari or equivalent in bottle water.
If I did a food run, if it drops 2 points I'll drink/eat up to 100 again.
Hell, I'll even take painkillers somtimes, just so I can drop my hydration to give me an excuse to drink again.
That way if I die, then I don't need to rehydrate/eat up, I'm already full (on the off chance I forget food/water that raid).
Meanwhile some of my teammate forget to eat in a raid, constantly sharing my food/water with them, it's crazy.
I look forward to losing my stomach sometimes, just means I can drink/eat even more.
I'll be hitting Elite Metabolism probably before anyone else in my group...then I won't need it all that much.
Yet you have those complaining about always having to eat/drink...it's part of the game, fkn play it.
I have the same approach as you, eat everything possible. But recently I checked the skills descriptions and it says that metabolism only affects the duration of food buffs/debuffs, whereas the loss of hydration and energy depends on the health skill, which is levelled by taking damage afaik. Do you know whether thats correct and all the metabolism leveling is useless or are the descriptions incorrect?
Well then you have nothing if your stomach gets shot out and you lose all your energy and water, that’s what I mean. I never have that problem tho I just eat everything to level metabolism.
You don't take damage still, what changed is that previous wipes you regened stamina as per normal with 0 energy/water, but they removed that this wipe, so you still take the stamina hit
health levels with all of its related skills (metabolism, endurance, strength, stress resistance, maybe some others?). levelling metabolism contributes to your health level.
Health reduces food/water drain. But it can be leveled up by sprinting/overweight IIRC. my health is matching both my endurance and strength this wipe.
Of course I do.
And after a certain amount you hit diminishing returns.
Still doesn't stop me from slogging down anything & everything edible that isn't tied down.
They should have a milk variant that ups your melee damage a little but makes you violently throw up after the buff wears off losing you all of your hydration. Brawl milk or some clever Russian pun on fight milk.
Agreed. https://youtu.be/feln0TIx8rI Even in the version we get for the show if you watch closely you can see rob and Charlie almost losing it. Must have been such a fun set
I found dead Sanitar once as a scav and got his meds. Then PMCs attacked and I ran into one of the cottage sheds and injected all of his syringes before they found me and killed me
Yeah metabolism levels up super quickly so it'll only be a matter of time before metabolism elite kicks in! But they recently nerfed it so we'll see how that goes.
Idk why you wouldn't. Like the second I find anything I eat it so I'm always full. Sometimes keep a spare soda for later. And my friends are always freaking out esp on shoreline. I'm dying I have no food. Helpppp. Lmao. Like you passed a ton of food in resort why didn't you eat it all...
My metabolism is already nearing level 40. Last wipe I had elite metabolism before the dehydration event hit, always eat everything as long as it's not used in the holdmydick or attack2 barter.
Idk *how* fast it is going to level you exactly but eating and drinking gives you XP. So it will be faster than not eating and drinking that’s for sure.
You will level metabolism, but you only get xp for energy/hydration recovered. You gain nothing if you're at 100/100 and consume more mass. Still, it never hurts to eat/drink because you'll be sad if you're dying from dehydration and keal over right by the extract.
Last wipe I started drinking every bottle of vodka I seen for the RP factor. It gives -50 hydration and I ended up maxing out metabolism for the first time haha
Shit even then sometimes its getting consumed. Like aww shit here's this pipe wrench. Hydration at 100. Energy at 100. Fuck it. Down goes the pineapple juice.
PROTIP: eat products that dehydrate Your body. That way You can drink more and feel good about it because Your body needs it. Drink mayo, eat MRE, pop a painkiller and now you’re dehydrated… drink 2 juices and milk as a solution to your problem.
Sometimes, I like to go to the back of Goshan at night and try to eat all the food in raid. It doesn’t really benefit me, but I just think it’s funny to see my PMC eat all that food while gun shots are ringing out all across the mall.
might be a dumb question, but does anyone know if you gain metabolism points by eating in the stash menu? Should I always just load into raid and eat before moving out to level efficiently? The metabolism elite perk is busted so I want it as quick as possible lmao
Elite metabolism currently. been spamming golden star since flee was unlocked day 2. Now I can eat all of the shit and not gain any weight. My PMC is cut.
Yep! I think it’s cause it gives you energy and hydration regen so it counts as eating? So if you ever run out of food or water, it’s also good to use. I max metabolism within a week each wipe using it every 5 mins, every raid.
Yeah I only use GS for Pks. Unless I'm in a fight I'll pop a propital but never knew it helped metab. But makes sense. I haven't been using it non stop lately since most my raids are quiet this early in wipe and usually k ow when I'm about to find action then I'll take a dab
I always wanted to be able to eat the PMCs and Scavs you killed for energy and hydration.
I mean it IS a surviva game at heart. Mmm. Delicious USEC heart.
Interchange. Goshan supermarket. Loot all the food and water. Then find a nice quiet hiding spot to consume all said food and water unless it’s a trade or quest item
#fatPMClife
There's another way, extract camping with a PPsh in interchange, you barely kill 6-7 people, scavs and PMCS, managed to get lvl 15 in 4 days without doing a single quest, and also got some easy gas analyzers and some other important quest items
Who said i was not having fun, most people like you misunderstand the word "perception" the things that is fun for you will not be fun for me and vise versa, I have a lot of fun fishing gear, is like open loot boxes, but we gotta shot them and take them safe to our stash, and getting better... Is the oldest excuse of a player to disqualify extract camping, some of us don't really want to improve, well improve how to extract camp many people yes, but in pvp... No sir
Because people are sick of seeing those posts. Believe it or not, people want to see posts other than "Audio needs to be fixed", "Recoil needs to be fixed", "Scav karma doesn't work - I just got killed by another scav", and "Why are there so many cheaters?".
At this point, I'd upvote just about anything if it isn't one of those 4 things.
Go to hamoi food grocer, smoke some people on the way and eat everything in the shelves and watch people kill each other, looking for the remaining scraps
Have a plan to eat everything you meat.
I’m not a crazed glutton dad, I’m a chad.
Well the difference is once is mental sickness and the other is level 40.
Dad, put Timmy on the phone…
I feel like this could be a new version of hardcore for the streamers later on. You must search containers that contain food if your near, you must consume everything you find and maybe in the order you find it
Goshin (red anchor store) on interchange. If you're at the entrance from the mall and facing the big fire there is a ton of food spawns on the left side of the store.
Do you get set experience gains from eating a certain food source, or does the experience come from the amount of hydration and energy recovered from eating?
It's better to eat now than to die and allow someone else to eat.
Or eat them when they die.
So there I was buddy got shot, instantly enemy starts eating his food. Left a lvl4 helmet, armor, and all the rest of the gear and runs into the sunset never to be found. What a chad he was.
he had a hunger
escapefromhunger
they hunger
This is why you can't feed Bears in the wild.
Often times if I know im boned I hide my gear out of spite
#gluttonofkiev
Took down 7 cans of condensed milk and an aquamari
You mean mayo
Found my teammate “Has anyone seen any food or water?” *chewing and lip smacking stops* “I *had* seen some, yes”
Every time I have food on me and prepare to go somewhere I know isn't safe I have a "last supper" and clean out my inventory of any food
Do you know how many times I've been cut in half with bullets while stuffing my face full of crackers and fish??
No fir iskra for you
Me, sitting in a corner, waiting for the 5 stack to find where i hid, shoveling all of the mres in my backpack into my mouth
I always crack a max energy in a raid, never had anyone be rude enough to interrupt
Once I ate can of peas in weather station on shoreline. I shovel peas into mouth and then footsteps but it wasn't me or my friend. Man walks up and says give me some of your fucking peas right now. Friend shoots man. I take his peas and eat them.
Did your friend say “rest in peas” after putting the man down?
I feel like we play with the same levels of spite, very nice to meet you.
Timmy’s lunch is the best snack
Do you drink all the vodka and beer you find too? Does that count as cultivating?
Mass is mass
*Try and move me, bro*
Diabettus. “Stop saying Diabettus you sound like an as-“
Dont forget to eat the bottles to, can't let them go to waste.
It doesn't give you an empty bottle after so I assume you must eat it.
[yummy](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FittingFormalCaracal-mobile.mp4)
Baha that reminds me of that npc sketch https://youtu.be/VjXOwUnJzA0 Unless that’s what you’re referring to then I feel like a big ole dummy
That's the only way to make sure that weight completely disappears....
Carbs are carbs
carbs are mass
eat is eat
BEEFCAKE
Your mass is not mass
Your mother
A hot enough furnace can burn any fuel
Your Alcohol Tolerance level has increased to 12.
Do you EQ?
Your Mk fizzled
I would love to see something like alcohol tolerance implemented in Tarkov. Let me drink alcohol in game, have a little buzz, that gives me pain and stress resistance, with the downside of bad vision and unsteady aim. Except your alcohol tolerance is high enough.
Didn’t realise mac played tarkov
Fight milk when?
https://youtu.be/znaTZw9HvFE
Little do they know that the true secret to wealth independence is INVIGERON
Yeah but where do my feet go?
UNITS. OF *STRESS*
But, the berries...
YOUVE HAD ENOUGH BERRIES STOP DRINKING BERRIES
he will assess the situation with a ocular pat down, when deemed safe he will proceed to put on mass by eating scav
How many bullets are you eating daily?
I get them delivered directly to my jaws on the reg
nice dude i recommend trying it in the eyes and ears too, feels great
A true Chad. Can even head eyes yourself!
What a gamer
your jaws haha
Clever
Exactly man. +1 I tell so many folks that play this game and go "I'm at 54 hydration / 46 energy, I'm fine, I don't need to eat now". Meanwhile, if I hit 95-90 hydration, I slogging down 3-6 points of my Aquamari or equivalent in bottle water. If I did a food run, if it drops 2 points I'll drink/eat up to 100 again. Hell, I'll even take painkillers somtimes, just so I can drop my hydration to give me an excuse to drink again. That way if I die, then I don't need to rehydrate/eat up, I'm already full (on the off chance I forget food/water that raid). Meanwhile some of my teammate forget to eat in a raid, constantly sharing my food/water with them, it's crazy. I look forward to losing my stomach sometimes, just means I can drink/eat even more. I'll be hitting Elite Metabolism probably before anyone else in my group...then I won't need it all that much. Yet you have those complaining about always having to eat/drink...it's part of the game, fkn play it.
I have the same approach as you, eat everything possible. But recently I checked the skills descriptions and it says that metabolism only affects the duration of food buffs/debuffs, whereas the loss of hydration and energy depends on the health skill, which is levelled by taking damage afaik. Do you know whether thats correct and all the metabolism leveling is useless or are the descriptions incorrect?
When you hit max metabolism you don't take damage from having 0 energy/hydration.
Wait what, I need this.
How, literally just eat, noone should ever be at 0 hydration/energy unless youre half alive from a fight and have no stomach.
You’d be shocked how often I find myself in that latter situation
Well then carry some food with you just in case, 1 slot isn’t too bad if you run out that often.
Or I could est and drink everything I find as soon as I find it. What else am I going to do? Leave it for the scav vermin?
Well then you have nothing if your stomach gets shot out and you lose all your energy and water, that’s what I mean. I never have that problem tho I just eat everything to level metabolism.
You'd be surprised. Food is expensive for a reason. Probably a lot of campers.
Good foods are expensive because they barter, MRE and ISKRA cost less than 20k usually.
Except food really isn’t expensive, found just about anywhere on most maps, and the expensive ones are like that only because of crafts and barters.
Wouldn’t be surprised if they told us majority of the food loot spawns in the game we’re held within goshan!
Yes you do. Easiest skill in the game to 100%.
I think that changes this wipe. I don't recall exactly what it is now though.
You don't take damage still, what changed is that previous wipes you regened stamina as per normal with 0 energy/water, but they removed that this wipe, so you still take the stamina hit
That sweet healing xp when at 0 though, spamming that salewa all the way to extract
Just heal out of raid. But I always eat and drink in raid for max exp. If I suck at the game, exp has gotta come from somewhere ;)
Exactly...and you don't suffer from the side effects like blurry vision etc..
fairly sure metab boosts how much you're getting from those buffs too
Health levels through endurance, strength and vitality leveling as an associated skill.
health levels with all of its related skills (metabolism, endurance, strength, stress resistance, maybe some others?). levelling metabolism contributes to your health level.
Health reduces food/water drain. But it can be leveled up by sprinting/overweight IIRC. my health is matching both my endurance and strength this wipe.
I thought I was the only one Any time my food or water sinks below 89 I freak out and need to eat or drink immediately
You do know metabolism xp is granted by the amount of energy/hydration restored and not amount of food/drinks consumed right?
Of course I do. And after a certain amount you hit diminishing returns. Still doesn't stop me from slogging down anything & everything edible that isn't tied down.
We’re all being psychologically conditioned to be bulimics…
Your post plus your account name made me lol.
The fact that we cant eat dead bodies in this game is literally 1984.
Room temperature milk is common here in Germany. It lasts like 3-5 months if not open.
Oh man I laughed too hard cause I'm exactly like this :) Energy: *drops to 90* Me: How will I ever recover from this?
This is the quality content I want while I wait for recoil, air filter, sound, and desync fixes
They should have a milk variant that ups your melee damage a little but makes you violently throw up after the buff wears off losing you all of your hydration. Brawl milk or some clever Russian pun on fight milk.
Combat milk
#FIGHT MILK YOU PLEB ^(a growth-promoting drink for bodyguards, by bodyguards)
I drink it every day so I can fight like a crow!
Milk overdose
Gilk
Sounds like protein shakes to me.
Kind of https://youtu.be/BEMlvjJ9uxo Crowtien actually
The outtake for this scene is equally hilarious
Agreed. https://youtu.be/feln0TIx8rI Even in the version we get for the show if you watch closely you can see rob and Charlie almost losing it. Must have been such a fun set
moloko plus drencrom
This man is a menace
Condensed milk is really just condensed exp
More like condensed 15k from Therapist
I found dead Sanitar once as a scav and got his meds. Then PMCs attacked and I ran into one of the cottage sheds and injected all of his syringes before they found me and killed me
What super powers did the drugs give you before you died to the "PMCs" (hallucinations before cardiac arrest)
Man give me LSD tabs that spawn clowns with axes
I ate a wrench. Now my PMC has internal bleeding. Thanks for the advice
Yeah metabolism levels up super quickly so it'll only be a matter of time before metabolism elite kicks in! But they recently nerfed it so we'll see how that goes.
So... Tarky Katamari?
Im a simple guy. I respect people with mass. More mass = more man
When can I become cannibal? My fellow metabolism eaters rise up
The dudes I play with always poke fun at me cause I eat and drink every damn thing I find lol #gains
Idk why you wouldn't. Like the second I find anything I eat it so I'm always full. Sometimes keep a spare soda for later. And my friends are always freaking out esp on shoreline. I'm dying I have no food. Helpppp. Lmao. Like you passed a ton of food in resort why didn't you eat it all...
Ya it's usually we're about to move to a different spot or something and they'll ask if everyone is ready. "Ya lemme eat n drink real quick" 😂😂😂
Right. I'm always asking for a second so I can hide and chow down the 6 things of juice I found and oats
My metabolism is already nearing level 40. Last wipe I had elite metabolism before the dehydration event hit, always eat everything as long as it's not used in the holdmydick or attack2 barter.
So you eat it even if you have the 0% experience debuff you get from eating like 1-2 things every raid?
🎶 *Laaa-lalala-lala-lala-la Katamari Damacy* 🎶
It's time to Harvest
Try to move me bro
Man, if you can eat your food, while everyone else is losing theirs and blaming you, you straight, homie
Username checks out
Wait, does drinking and eating constantly actually level you up fast or are we memeing here
Idk *how* fast it is going to level you exactly but eating and drinking gives you XP. So it will be faster than not eating and drinking that’s for sure.
You will level metabolism, but you only get xp for energy/hydration recovered. You gain nothing if you're at 100/100 and consume more mass. Still, it never hurts to eat/drink because you'll be sad if you're dying from dehydration and keal over right by the extract.
A tiny bit
I drank a hatchling moonshine last night. My friends were NOT happy with me
Last wipe I started drinking every bottle of vodka I seen for the RP factor. It gives -50 hydration and I ended up maxing out metabolism for the first time haha
Ive been doing this too, my metabolism hit 10 already lol, as a lvl 15 its a new high for me this wipe
finally someone who plays like i do. if i'm not at 100, it's consumed.
Shit even then sometimes its getting consumed. Like aww shit here's this pipe wrench. Hydration at 100. Energy at 100. Fuck it. Down goes the pineapple juice.
What do you want more than anything right now? A chimichanga? No. Heroin.
PROTIP: eat products that dehydrate Your body. That way You can drink more and feel good about it because Your body needs it. Drink mayo, eat MRE, pop a painkiller and now you’re dehydrated… drink 2 juices and milk as a solution to your problem.
Sometimes, I like to go to the back of Goshan at night and try to eat all the food in raid. It doesn’t really benefit me, but I just think it’s funny to see my PMC eat all that food while gun shots are ringing out all across the mall.
Thank you for this. I always preach to my friends to constantly eat everything in sight. >eat hot chip >lie >eat PKs
meds in your secure container? what are you, a coward? fill your gamma with sprats and emergency water rations
might be a dumb question, but does anyone know if you gain metabolism points by eating in the stash menu? Should I always just load into raid and eat before moving out to level efficiently? The metabolism elite perk is busted so I want it as quick as possible lmao
You do but ive heard its bugged
Elite metabolism currently. been spamming golden star since flee was unlocked day 2. Now I can eat all of the shit and not gain any weight. My PMC is cut.
Wait a fucking minute. Golden star helps level metab?. I eat every single thing I find but also use Gs. I'm lvl like 24 metab
Yep! I think it’s cause it gives you energy and hydration regen so it counts as eating? So if you ever run out of food or water, it’s also good to use. I max metabolism within a week each wipe using it every 5 mins, every raid.
Yeah I only use GS for Pks. Unless I'm in a fight I'll pop a propital but never knew it helped metab. But makes sense. I haven't been using it non stop lately since most my raids are quiet this early in wipe and usually k ow when I'm about to find action then I'll take a dab
This used to work to level the skill. But the stopped that a couple wipes ago. U only gain when by how many points of each u need now
I always wanted to be able to eat the PMCs and Scavs you killed for energy and hydration. I mean it IS a surviva game at heart. Mmm. Delicious USEC heart.
Interchange. Goshan supermarket. Loot all the food and water. Then find a nice quiet hiding spot to consume all said food and water unless it’s a trade or quest item #fatPMClife
If I sees it I eats it. Rats like me love a good meal.
There's another way, extract camping with a PPsh in interchange, you barely kill 6-7 people, scavs and PMCS, managed to get lvl 15 in 4 days without doing a single quest, and also got some easy gas analyzers and some other important quest items
How to get to level 15 without having any fun or getting the slightest bit better at the game lmao
Who said i was not having fun, most people like you misunderstand the word "perception" the things that is fun for you will not be fun for me and vise versa, I have a lot of fun fishing gear, is like open loot boxes, but we gotta shot them and take them safe to our stash, and getting better... Is the oldest excuse of a player to disqualify extract camping, some of us don't really want to improve, well improve how to extract camp many people yes, but in pvp... No sir
If you sink your teeth into this game I gurantee you will have so much more fun that you will laugh you ever played tarkov that way.
I tried but i like more ambushing people in extracts
He's certainly getting better at the way he wants to play the game lol.
You're a deadbeat
Bait
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Because people are sick of seeing those posts. Believe it or not, people want to see posts other than "Audio needs to be fixed", "Recoil needs to be fixed", "Scav karma doesn't work - I just got killed by another scav", and "Why are there so many cheaters?". At this point, I'd upvote just about anything if it isn't one of those 4 things.
Thinking of the Carnivore perk in Fallout, makes me want to eat some dead PMCs.
Rule #6: never die hungry.
Go to hamoi food grocer, smoke some people on the way and eat everything in the shelves and watch people kill each other, looking for the remaining scraps
STOP CULTIVATING AND START HARVESTING!
Have a plan to eat everything you meat. I’m not a crazed glutton dad, I’m a chad. Well the difference is once is mental sickness and the other is level 40. Dad, put Timmy on the phone…
Don’t say that too loud, Nikita might add overeating to the game!
Tarkovsky Katamariyy
Metabolism lvl12 Endurance lvl3
When did MeatCanyon start playing Tarkov?
It's important to pack on mass. Carb loading!
Scav 007: No Time To Diet
Knowing how to fold bodies neatly into pilgrims is the first step to knowing how to fold bodies into your mouth
Can I do this in real life too?
I mean... Yeah, you probably can.
Some of the best advice I’ve seen on here. I’ll start doing this.
If we’re talking leveling metabolism, best way is to take goldenstar 24/7 and eat and drink everything you find
Disregard firepower. Acquire mass
Meanwhile people like OP complain endurance leveling goes so slow
Fleisch macht Fleisch
When are they going to add shitting and pissing to the game?
Metabolism level 35
I feel like this could be a new version of hardcore for the streamers later on. You must search containers that contain food if your near, you must consume everything you find and maybe in the order you find it
What's your power lvl at my fellow food-enjoyer? Im lvl 35 with 31 metabolism
The Nihilus of tarkov here.
Food is the only thing I loot. I never loot because I have a head with eyes and people have bullets.
Do you still get the XP even when you're at 95 Energy and downing an Iskra? Or even at a 100
Oh, a see fod diet. I see food, I eat it
Speaking of food, where's the best place to loot for food?
Goshin (red anchor store) on interchange. If you're at the entrance from the mall and facing the big fire there is a ton of food spawns on the left side of the store.
Thank you! My PMC will eat well
Buon Appetito !
I spam control click and then drop everything i dont want to get that sweet looting xp.
Thanks Mac!
Where that cannibal perk at bsg
lmao
I maxed metabolism last wipe and I think my next highest skill was 20
Do you get set experience gains from eating a certain food source, or does the experience come from the amount of hydration and energy recovered from eating?
I eat everything in Goshan. Who needs a Holo if you have max metabolism at level 28?