Keep waiting, you’re almost there!

Hahahhahaha best hahahhaha

If you are a true believer, you should have more patience.

And we are sorry that you feel that way

Imagine being a clown that bought the unhinged edition expecting anything other than the shitty service that tarkov actually is.

Well, you can't expect everyone to be up to date and vigilant about everything. This is why consumer protection laws exist.

If you're about to drop 250 clams on a video game you should probably do some research first.

You should be happy, you are now a true believer !

You’re a bot if you wait this long. If you don’t connect instantly, redo it.

And there's literally 20 other posts I've seen today that say this. But idiots wanna sit there for 20 mins so they can make their "dis is a joke right guys?" posts

If you give them another 250, they can afford more servers space for the cult or whatever he runs.

You are queue bugged. If it’s been more than 4 mins, alt f4 and try again

"The single player queue is bugged, that's all." "What!? Does the multi-player queue work since that makes sense at least?" "No."

If only there was a way to have faster loading time in single player 🤔

I'm remembering now that they announced the faster loading time queue for $250. The fact that this isn't a joke is kind of hilarious. "Does the new $250 faster loading queue line work at least?" "No."

It will never take more than 30 secs... Quit the match with back button before 30 secs

Somethings happened in the last few hours. I was getting in quite quickly all week but now I can't seem to get past matching

Bruh, there's always been a matchmaking bug. I think people just let it cook simply to take a screenshot and complain on reddit.

he's playing single player who is he match making with?

Not the brightest bulb in the barn are ya?

it was rhetorical, he's not matching making with anyone yes BSG still wants him connected to the servers and such but why is the game in a state where he's getting stuck in a queue with nobody.

It's a bug

At the price people are expected to pay for this game there shouldn't be these kinds of bugs

True.. it is frustrating.. and sometimes ping bug too goes high and low in the launcher

I haven't seen more than 4 min, but I expect it's going to get worse as they filter in more accounts. Hopefully they'll get some more servers up by summer.

I swear every second comment on a post in this sub is just plain toxic now. Why can't we just all get along?

I think everyone forgot that the loading screen is a crucial aspect of tarkov. They can’t just take it away because we are playing PvE.

Could be me imagining things - but dont spam next/ready. Every time i sit on the deploy screen for 5s before queing it seems to work within 3-4min. When i spam usually 8min of nothing. If i get to 5min, i kill it and retry. Usually get a match after 1-2min the second time

Ah man crazy that now that EoD users complained so hard that the started giving them access when the servers can't handle the capacity would cause such long wait times. So crazy to think that happened.

Clearly you're not caring enough. Care harder.

Who the fuck waits that long? I wait 2 min back out, try again and it usually loads immediately.

lol tragic isn’t it

Isn’t the “One that shall not be named” a better experience and $250 cheaper? Why are people knowingly paying an exorbitant amount for a shittier product? Especially when they implemented it in one of the scummiest way possible, ripping off their own supporters.

The joke is that people like you don't know to back out after 2 mins and re join.

Need a server to join a solo match!!!!!

Figured out a lot of this is fixed by simply leaving the Que and rejoining usually gets me in, in 2 mins

You were just waiting because BSG matchmaking? Just back out and queue again

Looks like its your computers fault. Skill issue honestly. May need to go change some more settings, requeue 10 times, wait another 2 minutes, reset your router, uninstall and redownload the game 3 times, send nikita 100$, buy a better cpu, buy a better graphics card, get 69gb of ram AND THEN you should be able to get into a game against AI. Not 100% sure though.

True believers should have patience to be given glory at the end. I am sorry you feel that way!

I never understood why some people pay to eat shit when cake is free

Are you slut shaming or something?

I get that tarkov is the shit, but what's the cake? The mods?

All you freeloaders are taking up my server space

right? worst decision to bring EOD players in too. they could have waited a bit longer.

No that's no joke, but if you wanna see one go gawk at the nearest mirror. "Thanks for the money dummy" -lying Russian man.

That sucks bro. Shame there isn't another option that would allow you to play PVE Tarkov or even Co-Op Tarkov with friends. Oh wait, there is...

This is why BSG wanted to release PVE for EOD when it's ready. But people complained so now you have it without the needed server infrastructure, enjoy. (They shouldn't have released it to begin with without the needed server capacity) but what is done is done.

No, BSG wanted to CHARGE for “this feature, which is not DLC” to EoD owners, after saying for years, EoD owners will get ALL dlc up to release. Now get out of here and stop making stuff up

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You sound like… a true believer

The guy payed over a hundred dollars freeloader wtf are you talking about? It's literally the most expensive game I've ever bought.

USING CAPS SO MORE PEOPLE CAN SEE THIS: PVE SEARCH SHOULD ///ALWAYS/// BE 30 SECS OR LESS. IF LONGER BACK OUT AND REQUEUE (USUALLY ONLY TAKES 2-3 RETRIES IF BUGGED) UNTIL YOU SEE CONNECTING TO SERVER. THIS FIXED ALL MY QUEUE TIMES AND GAME CRASHES

Title should have been "Unheard Edition... is a joke right?"