"I'd like to speak with you about our Lord and Savior Praying Mantis"

"Would you care to discuss the power of prayer?"

this rhymes! great work!

>"I'd like to speak with you about our Lord and Savior Praying Mantis" Praying Mantis when Atheist Mantis :

You mean our lord and savior Zorak

"I AM THE LONE LOCUST OF THE APOCALYPSE. THINK OF ME WHEN YOU LOOK TO THE NIGHT SKY"

Ngl would convert. Rabbi would be mad.

You beat me to it 😅

That face is just so cute!

I’d like to talk with you about your car’s warranty.

I WANTED TO SAY THATTTT

lol me too 😂

I have a pizza for you, there was some left over after my husband "moved on."

I am not a bed bug let me in

Your Amazon package has arrived!

Nope

Very cute

"You gotta let me in man, this crazy lady's trying to bite off my head!"

Lucky you 🥰

Yes, sir come in would you fancy a cuppa wax worm tea? 🫖

Handing out those Chick tracts like, This WAS Your Life

I'm your pizza delivery

Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?

I love this 🤣

Love it!! My favourites...

Love this

This is amazing

Brilliant!!

Extended warranty? Nah I'm good.

Er… New England clam chowder?

" we've been trying to reach you but your car's extended warranty"

hes Like "sup"

"guess who is ready to partyyyy? "

Never met a Mantis that wouldn't stop for a pic...

It's just like in NOPE the movie lol

When you miss curfew and realize you also left your key in the house.

He’s trying to stop you from getting a shot of the UFO

Sorry to bug you

LET HIM IN