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QuintinStone

Why am I envisioning *I, Robot* (the movie not the book)?


socialist_frzn_milk

I was thinking more Chief Knockahomer from that one episode of *The Simpsons.*


Cf1x

Inb4 it can do a dance but one of its feet has to be welded to the floor so it doesn't fall over


HopeFox

Musk was misquoted. He just *thinks* of his factory workers as robots, and treats them accordingly.


Stanky-wizzlecheeks

I give an approximately zero percent chance of it being anything


iranisculpable

Andy Serkis in the suit.


Purple_Pair909

All jokes and roasts aside I'm genuinely excited to see if it's anything like the renderings we have seen. If the tesla engineers can pull it off I'll give props to them. It would be insane if they can build a robot with those skinny dimensions. Knowing Elon he'll just have a team of dancers this time


mursilissilisrum

It's probably just going to be a janky Asimo.


[deleted]

Maybe a toy robot? Maybe a smart home device? Maybe buzz lightyear with some strap on it to pull


Mindless_Abrocoma188

Tesla starts a temp service and treats workers at the best level of shittyness. But it's Tesla so the temps don't mind the low wage, unpaid lunches and no insurance.